Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Yes..." Adapting to local customs is a virtue, changing customs is a virtue, and kneeling in front of your sister is also a virtue.

It's a virtue, it's a virtue. Little Ikari, is this also preparing for the keyboard in the future? He knelt down in front of Ayanami weakly.

Asuka watched on in amazement. How could Ayanami's control be so strong? For the past month, she had been the most powerful person in Gotham City, the king of playing cards—the Joker.

Ayanami made a gesture and Ikari slid to his knees.

"Brother Shinji? I'm not angry." Removing her sunglasses, Ayanami revealed a gentle smile. She squatted in front of Ikari and grabbed his ear. "Come on, tell me—what happened to that girl just now?"

"I don't know. I'm not familiar with her. I really am not familiar with her." Xiao Ikari quickly shook his head. "I really don't know her. She's a fan, a sasaeng fan. She just saw me and said she wanted to date me. I didn't agree. I didn't agree. Ayanami, please, be gentle..."

"Brother Shinji, I'm not angry. Okay, stop kneeling on the ground. I told you this morning that there's a difference between humans and animals. Since you're a human, stand up and talk."

"Oh, oh, okay, thank you for your grace, Miss." Xiao Ikari was so servile.

Asuka was stunned by what she saw.

Should I change my style from now on? Isn't this a masochist?

"Come, Rei, let me massage your shoulders." Ikari stood up and said tremblingly, "Well, so that girl named Kirishima Mana really has nothing to do with me..."

"I don't really like her. I've dreamt of her." Ayanami turned her head and stared at Ikari with bloodshot eyes: "Brother won't be happy if he gets involved with her!"

"Ah? Ah, yes!" At this time, Asuka also raised her hand and quickly followed up: "I also dreamed about this girl - she is a spy, a pretentious woman! A green tea bitch! The kind who must have ulterior motives when approaching you! Ah, I remember - she seems to be from the War Self-Defense Force! There are no good people in the War Self-Defense Force! - Your Japanese War Self-Defense Force is garbage! Just a bunch of useless people who have been fighting among themselves since World War II, just..."

Are you cursing again? Please!

Uh…you both dream like this…well, not really a dream.

"How can I just... okay, okay?" Ikari sighed, thinking both Asuka and Ayanami had their reasons. Besides, it's better to resolve a grudge than to create one: "How about this, I'll find a time to tell her no..."

"Ignoring her is the best solution." Ayanami, 14 years old, has read countless light novels and is familiar with the male protagonist's routine of cutting and untangling things - if you ignore her, there will be no chaos, and if you don't cut, it will naturally break! "Shinji-san, it's better to solve the current problem, right?"

"Huh?" Ikari Shinji was stunned and thought... "What's wrong with me now?"

"Ah, this matter—I think we can deal with it." It's time to show our cards. This little game is almost over, let's end it: "Asuka-san, which one do you choose? I don't like this light novel-like development, this light novel harem-like beginning and ending. So let's cut the Gordian knot right at the beginning."

Ayanami, with a normal attack, dealt a critical hit and threw a straight punch.

"Oh, it's very simple."

Xiao Ding spread his hands and said, "As an ordinary man, I'm not so arrogant as to think that if I can choose between two beautiful girls, whoever I choose will follow me..."

"No, I do." A little shy? Of course I am—it's all gone for the past four years! If I don't get it done now, I'll be pissed off for the rest of my life!

I've already wasted my entire life... No, maybe more than one. I absolutely cannot waste my life again! —Ayanami.

"Oh, by the way, let me just say this." Ayanami stood up from the table and walked over to Ikari-san. Her bloodshot eyes continued to stare directly at Shinji Ikari. This Ayanami's fighting power was a combination of the sharp tongue and straight punch of the second game's "One Eye" and the brother-obsessed nature of this game.

The power of this punch is so great that even 20 years of your martial arts skills wouldn’t be able to withstand it!

"As for Shinji-nii, you and I have been together for four years. Theoretically, we will continue to live together as a family. No matter what you choose, I will not give up on you. I don't know what Shinji-nii thinks of me, but I will never give up. Even if it's not possible in this life, I will never give up in the next!"

“…It’s too heavy.”

Xiao Ding thought that today is today! Isn’t it today?

So Ikari took Ayanami's hand.

Asuka was ecstatic on the side - because the first thing she noticed was that Ikari had taken her hand.

When I looked up, I found that Xiao Ding had two hands.

"Bang!!" x2

Xiao Ikari held the hands of the two beautiful girls, indicating that they didn't want to let go. Then the two beautiful girls opened fire and hit Xiao Ikari's face with precise blows. Two slap marks appeared on Xiao Ikari's face.

"Disgusting! So disgusting! You two-timing scumbag! You..."

"Ahem... I was like this four years ago. You could say I stuck to my original intention." Ikari was beaten so hard that he felt dizzy and almost fell to his knees, but - his hands were still tightly holding onto the two beautiful girls.

Today the scumbag is just a scumbag.

I cannot give up the setbacks of two lives, I want to fulfill my dream in the previous life.

"I gave up once, and it was my fault." Ikari Shinji said the words he hadn't said before he died. Now that the world is at peace, he can finally say it: "I will never let go again! Absolutely!——"

"Ah! You pervert! Baka! H! You..."

So, is it considered indecent to hug two young girls at once?

We are all 14 anyway, so who’s afraid of who?

Shinji Ikari used his physical training to develop his (resistance to blows) qualities. He did not protect his main body parts when he was beaten, let alone more. He could only stand upright and hold the waists of the two beautiful girls tightly, just like a drowning man grabbing a life-saving straw.

"Let go, you're going to die!"

"No, I won't let you go even if you die!"

"Then I'll beat you to death!"

"If you have the ability, you kill me!"

Faced with this tough guy, Xiao Ikari, who was almost hit in the stomach, did not let go.

"You!...Brother Shinji, do you think I will agree with your two-timing behavior?" Ayanami looked at Ko Ikari coldly.

"But Asuka and Ayanami are not ordinary people!"

"Is this your last words before you die?" Ayanami continued to ask coldly.

"No...Nanao Rei, don't you have any special feelings for Asuka?"

"Yes, I wanted to kill her - I always felt that she had done something very wrong to me in the past."

"?! What did you say, you damn top student? You're the better one!? You..."

The three of them always quarreled when they were together, and it didn't seem like they could form a love triangle at all.

"But! Our hearts are connected! — I dare to say this because I know!" Actually, they weren't that connected. Ikari Yui's cheats might not be that strong. Even if they had used Ikari Yui's brand plug together, it was unlikely that they would be in sync 100%, to the point where one person would know what the other was thinking.

There are also strong emotional fluctuations.

——For example, now.

"Humph, how do you know what telepathy is..."

"Of course I know!" Today, I, Shinji Ikari, am going to be a god! "The three of us actually like each other! There's nothing against each other at all! It's just that you two are afraid to admit it because of certain things! Well... you don't want to admit that you're lesbians, I understand."

"How can...ah, what are you doing...wuuuu!"

In fact, this matter cannot be completely forced.

This really requires mutual attraction, otherwise you will be knocked away before you even get close.

Back in 2000, I read a yuri story about Ayanami vs. Asuka—I thought it was pretty good then. Now I think adding Ikari to the mix is ​​the icing on the cake.

The two beautiful girls' mouths were forced together with their faces pressed together.

Xiao Ikari also came over, it was just one more person and one more pair of lips.

This pose is incredibly difficult. First, the three of them touching noses is a bit of a stretch. Asuka has a beautiful, straight nose, and secondly, getting their mouths together is a struggle. Finally, if anyone resists, the process is impossible.

The reality is that the three of them did not put up much resistance.

The advantage of entering the insertion plug together is that everyone can understand each other in a certain sense on key issues, especially on major matters such as sexual orientation.

Even, like each other!

That kind of complete love and affection, the dream that was completely unfulfilled in the previous life - the three young men and women now seemed to have fulfilled the sorrow and grudge of the previous life. The harem man should be happy to kiss, and the next step is to go to bed.

The three of you kissed in a difficult way.

Why are you still crying?

……

The seventy-third heart overlaps instantly

There are always some human emotions that are hard to explain, such as love.

Today, we place our future in each other's hands. Unlike all other children, we face the very death we deserve. No one can promise us a tomorrow, so we can only place our future in each other's hands.

[The words I can’t express to you, the love I can’t convey to you, let me take it all away - I hope that the next me can fall in love with only you]

"Although we have nothing but the EVA we drive now... as long as we're alive, one day... we'll definitely feel that being alive is a good thing. Although that day may still be a long way off, until that day comes... let's just keep living!"

Last week's episode was filled with almost every emotion the boys and girls had, sharing the joy of love and the pain of death. All the sorrow and ecstasy from their past lives seemed to flood back into their hearts at once.

No longer the lonely old man languishing in his hospital bed, revered as a "hero" by countless young people. No longer the nameless person on the operating table, resuscitated countless times, only to die in the end. No longer the old man who died alone in the small house where he had lived his entire life, waiting for someone to return.

At this moment, the three of them have returned to the time when they were still young boys and girls - today, you and I finally belong to each other again.

"...I hate this feeling of not being disgusting."

After a long moment, the three of them separated, and even the awkwardness seemed to have completely vanished. After everything had calmed down, perhaps only this kind of bland aftertaste remained.

"I, Sōryu Asuka Langley!... I actually fell in love with you like this." Asuka glanced at Ayanami beside her and said with almost undisguised disgust, "And you."

"Yeah." Ayanami nodded gently, not retorting to this "disgust" at all. She simply said lightly: "Now I also hate myself so much. Ah, if I think about it carefully... our memories of each other are really disgusting. So, is being a chuunibaku really okay?"

"...I actually quite like my Unit 2."

"My Unit-00 doesn't look good at all, it's not cool enough!"

"Ha, the [you] in my memory was just a drag, relying entirely on me and that stupid Shinji to save the day..."

"How dare you say that? Ah, right, right. In my memory, my status should be more noble~~~ But! You also have the nerve to say that I'm holding you back? In the end, if it wasn't you who was the one holding me back, would Shinji-san have gotten into trouble in the end?"

"I...I...I..." Suddenly, Asuka's face flushed red, and her entire body trembled. It was clear she had been completely broken, possibly the worst time ever. Tears immediately streamed down her face. "Damn...disgusting! Why...why should I cry...cry...wuwuwu...I obviously didn't want this to happen. I...I really regret it..."

If this happened in some different time and space, and Asuka, who was badly tricked by Shinji Ikari and dismembered by a mass-produced machine, was here, she would probably be furious.

"Ah, Rei, you should stop talking too." Ikari quickly nudged Ayanami, signaling her to come over and help. He gently embraced Asuka and said, "Last round... the me in my memory, my [lifespan] has come to an end. Even if it wasn't for the reasons you think you were, it was actually time for me to die. It has nothing to do with Asuka. Sweetie, don't cry... Rei, help comfort her. We're all comrades, and it's normal for us to neglect each other sometimes. In the end, I was the one who ran out of energy, wasn't I?"

"Tsk, just like a child... Sorry, I won't say that again in the future."

"..." Asuka, lying in Shinji Ikari's arms, seemed to be choking with sobs.

Finally, the three of them sorted out their original moods, and time went from morning to sunset.

"First, let me make it clear first!... Blow!——" Asuka wiped her nose and then cried like a kitten. She straightened her appearance and said, "Don't think that you can use this to control me in the future! Dreams, dreams! It's hard to explain!——Humph! Wait, wait until I come back! I will eventually..."

"Ah, okay."

Shinji Ikari is quite pleased with the ending of the previous season. Last season was... a world where no one (protagonist or supporting character) was hurt, except for the Ikari father and son. But now, "looking at" their respective memories...

"You are so stupid..."

Without any hint, Ayanami and Asuka both knew what Shinji Ikari was talking about - their respective endings in the previous round.

Asuka lived to a glorious 84 years. Carrying the aura of a world-saver, she became a brigadier general in the Luftwaffe at 15 and earned a doctorate at the University of Bonn at 20. At 24, she was promoted to Commander-in-Chief of the United Nations Space Program. At 29, leveraging the cutting-edge technology left by EVA, the five rogue nations led the first human 1.5-knuckle jump flight to Mars. She resigned at 30 and has since traveled the world, leaving her mark—particularly fond of the Arctic, seemingly searching for something. Sadly, she never found it—she died at the age of 84.

Ayanami is also 84, but the difference is that her life has been akin to the retirement she's been living since she was 14, drawing from her pension. She's lived her entire life in a dilapidated building near Lake Ninoko, her greatest hobby—painting. She's drawn every aspect of Shinji Ikari and her daily life, and no matter how you look at it, it looks like she should be seeing a psychiatrist. But she finds a kind of false happiness, a kind of relief.

"If you're not stupid." Ayanami sighed and smiled bitterly, gently stroking Ikari's cheek: "How could I possibly indulge you like this in this life, Ikari-kun."

"I..." This call made me speechless and choked with emotion.

"Pull yourself together, let's go out! Maybe this is a dream the world gives us as compensation, or maybe it's a humble wish the world has given us. But no matter what, we have to enjoy the present moment!" Ikari Shinji stood up and said, "From now on, we will be like fish entering the sea and birds flying in the sky, no longer bound by any fate!"

"...Tsk, what a shame I'm tied to you guys, otherwise it would be even better." Asuka curled her lips and snorted, "I used to be an Air Force Marshal, a UN commander, a true world-class hero! You should feel honored."

"Ah, right, right—let's go." Xiao Ding pulled the other person's hand: "I've been excited for so long, I'm hungry! Let's go eat something, okay?"

"Ah... I don't want to move." Asuka waved her hand and lay down on the bed, directly lying on... Ayanami's thighs: "Indeed, I'm starving... Chinese food is delicious, but I don't want to eat out every day! Go, order me some takeout!"

"? What do you want to eat?"

“German food!”

"? What German food?"

"Roast pork knuckle, sauerkraut, and garlic sausage!"

...Is this Northeastern cuisine?

"Go, turn on the computer and projector for me. Ah, I want to see you in women's clothing again. What time is it? - Oh, right, let's watch the live broadcast together! I want to watch you in women's clothing with tens of thousands of people, hahahaha... Damn Shinji, you look quite good in women's clothing. Hahaha..."

Chapter 74: Common Enemy, Common Strength, Common Struggle

Shinji Ikari is not a coward, on the contrary, he has made great contributions.

The original Ikari Shinji, a 14-year-old member of the regiment, had just entered puberty. Without any training, he was forcibly mobilized to participate in the brutal, intense frontline combat. He subsequently fought dozens of battles, both large and small, single-handedly navigating the thorns and suffering countless near-death wounds. Without adequate logistics (a small knife pierced the sky) or support (Ayanami died several times), he was pulled from the operating room and thrown directly into the battlefield. At only fourteen years old, he endured intense psychological torture and no professional guidance, yet he still almost saved the world.