Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

In the past, in a small town like P, the act of stealing a cow would be written into an epic poem, and the act of raping a woman, a man, or a man would be hailed as a hero. But what was a true ace like Shinji Ikari? An ace pilot shot down five enemy planes; ten double aces—he was even better than a double ace.

Such a powerful character, yet he has no merit, no hard work, no reward, no achievements. Soldiers are supposed to be promoted for merit, and rewarded for their achievements—otherwise, mutiny would be the least of their problems. Yet, Ikari worked tirelessly, and in the end, he was dragged into battle. He was blamed for everything that went wrong, and even after that, he had to continue fighting. And once he did, he had to continue fighting.

At 14, he was like this. At 24, he would rebel. At 34, he would have already rebelled. The enemy is in the headquarters, the enemy is in the first three rows. If the NERV executives were replaced, Ikari would be able to fight well.

For a high-level combat hero of this level, every time he defeats an apostle, it's okay to give him a special merit in terms of the war situation and his contribution to humanity, right?

I have been a hero and I have won battles.

I have experienced such painful things!

Tied to a hospital bed, enduring endless agony, I managed to survive! Until death!

but……

Shinji Ikari is completely tied to a chair, and the thrill is beyond words. On his left is Asuka, on his right is Rei Ayanami, and in the middle is him. Unfortunately, this feeling isn't one of being embraced, but rather a public execution.

"Die, let me die, please..." Xiao Ikari, a slender-looking boy, was pressed on a chair and publicly executed by two beautiful girls: "—I don't want to watch!"

"Hehehe~~~~ Stop talking nonsense and show me!" Asuka was so excited when she saw Shinji Ikari in pain. You had so much fun last round, but you ignored her this time. Now, I'll kill you! "I want to see it even if you don't want to enter. I want to see it even if you're an excellent student! - Ah, the live broadcast has so many viewers. There are 200,000 people watching you in women's clothing."

"I'm forced by life! I made a wrong move..." Ikari Shinji was on the verge of tears. It was true that he wanted to make money - but this was the only way a man could do it. To make money, he would do anything shameless.

"As for Ikari-kun..." Ayanami was feeling pretty good right now. This Ikari-kun just opened his mouth and asked, "Do you really like women's clothing?"

"No, of course not! How could that be possible? ... Rei, didn't you always call Shinji-nii before..."

"It's easier to call you Ikari-kun."

"...? You've been calling me Shinji-nii for four years now. I..."

"In my heart, I've silently thought of you all my life, Ikari-kun - so Ikari-kun is more familiar to me. Well, as for Shinji-brother, it seems like I have a brother complex. If you think about it carefully, I'm just young and naive." Ayanami sighed and shook her head, then looked at the stunned little Ikari: "Oh, right. Do you prefer to call me Rei or Ayanami?"

"? Or, let's just call her Rei." Little Ikari muttered, and whispered, "If my name is Ayanami... there are two Ayanami in our family, isn't mom's last name Ayanami too..."

It's hard to distinguish.

"Oh, what a mother says..." Ayanami sighed and said, "That's great, she really is my mother."

"……?Korea……"

"But just call me Ayanami! Of course, Rei is fine too, just call me that crosswise."

"? Li, your request..."

"ayanami!"

"...a...ayanami..."

Women's mood is really strange. I don't know why they attach so much importance to names.

"Heh." Ayanami suddenly touched Ikari's head and showed a very intimidating smile: "Be good."

"!!!"

She is indeed much scarier than Asuka.

"Well, Shinji-san, just watch carefully—oh, by the way, don't you speak Chinese?" Ayanami looked at the comments flying across the live streaming app and frowned. "It's quite different from the live broadcasts on Tudou, Facebook, or YouTube. Ah, these comments remind me of N Station, a website only watched by otakus."

"...? What's N Station?" The German-American girl expressed her confusion. "But looking at the barrage of comments flying by, I really don't understand... Hey, Baka Shinji, read!"

"?!?! Me." Ikari Shinji was about to cry, "No one is bullying me like you guys. Killing people is not enough. The ground will be wet after the rain! - You kill people and you want to destroy their hearts? Let me recite? I won't!..."

"......? What is this?" suddenly.

Asuka saw the next scene.

It's a bit strange.

"Huh!? When did you ever record a show with this faggot?"

"Uh... this, this is not possible, right? The company requires that I play the piano..."

"? Why are you blushing about playing the piano?"

"I'm just angry! He plays the piano better than me and he even pushes me around."

"? Why is this fag touching your hand? Why are you blushing?!"

"I am angry, I am angry! I was so angry that I almost overturned the piano! ... Ugh!——"

Shinji Ikari was trapped in the chair, trembling, trying hard to explain something.

However, at this moment, Ayanami was truly the type of woman who cut through the Gordian knot. She'd kill your entire family if she said she'd kill them, self-destruct if she said she'd self-destruct, and give up everything for you, giving up all of humanity and her own mission.

At this time, Ayanami sat on Ikari's lap.

"Ikari-kun, look at me."

"Eh?"

Scarlet eyes, so beautiful.

"Do you like me?"

"Like...like..."

"Hmph, good boy—" At this time, this evil smile became even more intense. He gently kissed Xiaoding's cheek and suddenly twisted Xiaoding's neck ninety degrees: "Look here."

"Eh?" Xiao Ikari almost sprained his neck.

"Soru, what else do you want?"

"Huh? I... humph, I'm not... anyway." Asuka looked at Ayanami's amazing move, of course she was a little shocked, even a little scared. She seemed to understand what Ayanami meant, so she hesitated a little. After a snort, she said, "Don't think about it. Of course, I'm much stronger than that gay guy. Right? Even if you're a complete idiot, you should be able to figure it out, right?"

in fact……

"of course."

"Hmph, consider it a reward." Asuka also sat on Xiao Ikari's right leg, not looking at Xiao Ikari at all. She kissed his cheek lightly, then continued to watch the video with her face pressed against his: "Ah, watch the live broadcast!"

Chapter 75: Hey, Ikari-kun, are you blushing?

"Oh no, this is so cute—women's clothing of this level is already something you can show off, right?"

"Yeah, it's really cute - I never thought a man could look like a girl without any makeup and just wear tights."

That's right, last week Ikari was forced to serve the audience. When he put on Asuka's battle suit - in fact, the signs were already very scary.

"I'm chasing you, I'm chasing you! Bro, I don't care about cross-dressing or effeminate people. I don't care about the disgusting 2D stuff - I just want to see something new."

"I don't really like reading these things, but as an author, I need to find material..."

"The radiant stars are not as bright as your eyes, and the gentle evening breeze is not as gentle and beautiful as you."

"I always yield to tenderness, and you are tenderness itself."

“……???” How come there are not only two stupid authors writing fan fiction about Ikari, but also bitches from the fan circle rushing over?

Shinji Ikari is a huge hit. This kind of makeup-free effeminate persona only exists in the anime world, or in the ecstatic seven or eight-year-old boys of the Vatican. Shinji Ikari has been treated like a hero from last week's episode—the center of attention.

Unfortunately, what is used is the body, not the soul; what is used is the face, not the merit.

Gan!

Despicable, so despicable!

"I don't want to care about that anymore." I stepped into a despicable world, always being the one being bullied. Only after NERV fell did I realize my own fragility: "I just want to live happily..."

You must always give yourself a reason to live.

Now it's socially dead.

"Don't worry, Ikari-kun." Ayanami's hand gently stroked Ikari Shinji's cheek and said softly, "You just died in a foreign company. Even though the population is ten times larger, nothing will happen to you in Neon - probably."

"I...thank you, Ayanami."

"Hum~"

Shinji Ikari now looked like he had lost all hope in life, but there was nothing he could do——

"I've seen enough. I can't understand the Chinese comments anyway." Asuka released Ikari's arms and legs, and with a commanding, unstoppable attitude, she said, "So, how should I play with you next? Hmm?"

Although I can't understand Chinese.

But the body movements are always moving.

After all, it is the Voice of China, and as a new star, Mr. Nagisa has invested $100,000 in the program - if it's not enough, just add more.

Shinji Ikari was also forced to perform, after changing into casual clothes... Four-hand piano duet is pretty simple. At least for Kaworu Nagisa, it's more difficult for Ikari-chan. Playing and singing at the same time... that's a bit embarrassing.

"The first time I went to the Louvre, I didn't feel anything special..." When I went to the Louvre for the first time...

The two sang in Japanese—this time I understood. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, there are Chinese subtitles. This isn't about gays anymore; it's almost like Ayanami and Asuka have nothing to do with it.

"...Ikari Nobuki!——" Asuka's attacks were always passionate, and her anger level was almost the same as her combat suit. "What's going on?"

Face to face, Asuka's face had just been gently pressed against Ikari's, but now it was nose to nose, and she was spitting loudly: "I'm telling you, I'm dead, dead outside! Die on Unit 2, die in the Second Impact! I'm not going to be with this top student, and I absolutely can't be with this gay-skirted bastard named Nagisa Kaworu... and be with you! What do you mean? Huh?!"

"Don't... cough cough, don't pinch my neck..." I owe you? I... I... "You, listen to my explanation..."

"You said."

"..." These girls are quite rational in a sense: "Isn't Nagisa Kaworu...isn't he...the son of a big consortium?"

"So what? You went and sold your ass?"

"Uh... in a sense, yes... Pfft! Stop, stop hitting me..." Shinji Ikari was tortured by two girls while being pressed on a stool. He could only pretend to cry and beg for mercy: "Sisters, stop hitting me - aren't we all under the same roof? The organizers are short of a small performance, and I happened to have Kaworu Nagisa to help. Let's play a four-hand piano duet - I'm not very good at piano, so I'll basically help with the dubbing. It just so happens that Kaworu Nagisa has an original song, so I'll sing it to cover up the piano..."

"...Original? The song's pretty good... No, too gay! All the ones I've seen are..."

If it weren't for Xiao Ding, I would think this is pretty good.

"Gay? No?" Xiao Ding didn't quite agree: "I don't like this song... I haven't seen anything good."

"? Why do you say that?"

"I don't have any feelings for the Mona Lisa. France, Paris, the Louvre—they're all nice, but just average to me." I'm not a pure-blooded 11th arrondissement kid. People from the 11th arrondissement probably won't be able to develop an interest in Paris in their lifetime—of course, this song isn't just about that. The whole song pretty much has the tune of the world being destroyed, hopeless in this life, see you in the next.

Mainly, I have to say this now! I have to belittle Nagisa Kaworu and this song to the point of being worthless—first of all, I have to survive.

"Hmph... Hey! Damn Shinji!" Asuka pinched Ikari's ear. This gesture was really nostalgic. She pointed at the screen and said, "You're blushing like a bubble tea!?"

"...Huh?" Xiao Ikari was stunned and looked at the picture that this bastard editor had cut. "Isn't blushing inevitable? Did I play it wrong? My hand almost hit Nagisa Kaworu's hand."

"You two even had physical contact?! How disgusting!"

"? No, you feel disgusted when a man touches your hand?" Then life like this will be unbearable.

"You are not an ordinary man!——That guy Kaworu Nagisa is obviously a gay!——I'm telling you, stay away from him from now on!!!"

"Ikari-kun." Ayanami suddenly interrupted, saying in a calm tone, "Nagisa Kaworu's emotions are rich, yet simple—he's a person similar to me."

"……Eh?"

"So, you do need to be careful—he simply has deep feelings for you."

“…Oh, okay, yes, yes, yes.” Xiao Ikari quickly nodded in agreement. What else could he say?

"But... Ikari-kun?" Ayanami raised her eyebrows, more furious than Asuka. She had just been observing Ikari's every move with a frown on her face. "You... seem to be quite permissive towards Nagisa-kun? Come to think of it, it seems your dislike for him isn't that serious."

"...Ah? Ah, no! Absolutely not! I hate him so much! I..."

"Honestly, Ikari-kun."

"...Oh." Xiao Ikari lowered his head and said obediently: "Actually, in the past. I... all of us humans owe him a life. So... he volunteered to be killed by me. In that case, I think I should at least compensate him this round..."

"We are not unkind girls." Ayanami glanced at Asuka and suddenly said jokingly: "At least I am not~"

Asuka:...? !

"As for the so-called [last week's episode], I'm still a little confused except for Ikari-kun—but since Ikari-kun has said so, then it's up to you to decide. Remember not to cross that line, or else... I won't give up on Ikari-kun, and I'll have to resort to some drastic measures."

There was a flash of coldness in her eyes, followed by a smile - so scary, Ayanami is so scary when she is serious!

In this case, Asuka is easier to deal with.

"Okay, let's not watch the show anymore—just do the live show. There's so much to do over the years... and in the decades of my [past life]. So much to do together. So much for Sōrū-san, right?" Ayanami pulled up Ikari-chan with one hand and Asuka with the other. "Well... let's hurry up, I have so much I want to do together. So, let's start now—ok?"

"That's right!" Asuka nodded, indicating that she would spend the next seventy years thinking about how to meet again, until death took away her longing. "Then! Let's go! - First stop: I'm going to smash Katsuragi's car!!!"

“…Eh?!” Was it so warm just now?

Chapter 76: Summer vacation ends, three days left