"!!!! Nonsense! Last semester, I was still 44 kilograms..."

"That's Ikari-kun eating two big pieces of sweet potato." Ayanami Rei walked over like a good wife and mother, wiping her hands and scolding her son and daughter: "I told you not to eat carelessly! Now you feel better, right? You don't even know your real weight and can't calculate it. And Asuka, don't play with the scale! - Both of you go to bed!"

88 Giving Birth

I don’t know what it will be like after marriage, but the way it is now can be described as indescribable.

Everyone knows that it’s hard to fall asleep before bedtime.

Xiao Ding was doing sit-ups on the floor of the room to relieve his excessive energy before going to bed, but as he was doing it, he found that things were beyond his imagination.

"Uh...why are you staring at me?"

"If you don't look at me, how do you know I'm staring at you!" Asuka's answer is very unique and exemplary.

"Ikari-kun is really self-indulgent." Ayanami, who obviously has a sharp tongue, also made such a comment.

Oh, Xiao Ikari thought to himself, if you didn’t blush, I would believe it.

He shook his head. Bickering is something that depends on the situation. Sometimes winning is losing, and sometimes losing is winning. He took off the towel draped over his shoulders and wiped the sweat off his face. "I'm going to take a shower first. It's nine o'clock, so it's time to go to bed," he said.

After washing up, I leaned alone on Wangjiang Tower.

Shinji Ikari's artificial habit is over, so the next step should be natural habit. He moved into Ikari Yui's small room, while the two female protagonists naturally shared the large dormitory. Relatively speaking, although all three of them were close friends who had been connected by the same plug (Ikari Yui), their tacit understanding was max.

But there are some things that I still can’t let go of, so let’s put it in a subtle way: it’s 3p.

Anyway, Xiao Ikari was thinking about something day and night, but he had no excuse to declare war at the critical moment, and it was also a little embarrassing: Hello, I love you, let's have a threesome.

Isn't this inappropriate?

There was no conversation throughout the night. Sit-ups consumed the last bit of his energy. Such a strong and combative adolescent male wasted his energy before he could fall asleep.

The two adolescent girls next door don't have the energy to go to sleep - guess what.

Xiao Ikari spent more time soaking in formalin, which is incomparable to the two opponents who had been free to move around for decades last episode.

"Um, can you give me a chance?"

That night, Xiao Ding made up his mind. "Can we have a threesome? They said they can open more positions..."

"!! Baga Shinji, get out of here!"

Then he was kicked out by the shy Asuka.

Ikari is so thin-skinned, it's hard to believe he was chased away. He fell asleep in about three minutes—but it was the girls who fell asleep.

"Soru-san." Ayanami's voice was still as cold as ever.

"What are you doing?" In the dark night, a pair of crimson eyes, under the cool moonlight, matched with this leisurely voice. Asuka shuddered for no apparent reason: "Want to fight?"

"That's not the case." Ayanami remained calm in the face of the threat and said softly, "I'm just asking you, with such a good opportunity just now - why did you chase Ikari-kun away?"

"?! What, what a good opportunity! How unclean!" Even in the dark, Ayanami saw the mixed-race girl's face opposite her was as red as her combat uniform back then: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! This kind, this kind..."

"What's wrong?" Ayanami asked softly, "I like him—ah, although I don't want to, but it seems that I can understand your feelings. It's really unfortunate that you can also understand mine."

As she spoke, Ayanami took another step forward and gently placed Asuka's hand on her left breast, feeling her heartbeat. "My soul, my body, everything I am, belongs to him."

In the darkness, ripples appeared in the red eyes: "I finally have such an opportunity. If I wasn't afraid of scaring him, my life and death would be entirely in his hands."

“… Really, disgusting.”

"Heh, you're not saying what you mean. Really—I wasted an opportunity tonight." The girls pressed their skin against each other, though it looked a bit violent. "How about this—since you're such a wimp, you stay here, and I'll go find Ikari-kun..."

"Bang!" Asuka grabbed Ayanami with her backhand and pushed her directly onto the bed.

Do the pose that Ikari did in the fifth episode of the anime.

"..." Ayanami narrowed her eyes and looked at Asuka's slightly embarrassed look as she lay on top of her. "You know, the last time Ikari-kun did this to me was...last time. But I slapped him. Want to give it a try?"

"Yes, come if you can! -- Anyway, you're not allowed to go... not alone!"

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Oh my god, Shinji Ikari woke up feeling incredibly healthy. He enjoyed everything he ate, and he had no mental trauma. How comfortable it must have been, how comfortable it was.

When he woke up in the morning, Shinji Ikari planned to cook.

Then I realized that something seemed to be wrong.

"...What did you two do last night? Did you join WWE?" Ikari looked at Asuka's bruised elbow and thigh, then at Ayanami's slightly red and swollen face.

I feel sorry for him!

"Why don't you let me just watch? What a waste! Remember to call me next time you fight."

"Get lost!" Asuka said, and then she walked out with her schoolbag in her hand, very angry: "I won't have breakfast today! Don't follow me! You annoying top student, you're so cruel..."

"Hey! Don't leave yet—carry your lunchbox with you on the way! Even if you eat it at school!"

"No! If I say I don't want to eat, then I won't..."

"You have to eat! Bring me your lunch box! Asuka, you're not a child anymore. It's bad for your stomach if you don't eat breakfast. You need all kinds of nutritional supplements..."

“…Shut up! You are more annoying than my mom! I want to run away from home!” Nobi Asuka Nobita took the lunch box given by Shinji Ikari and left.

"Really? What's wrong with Asuka?" Levi felt something was wrong as he watched her leave in a hurry: "Hey, aren't you on good terms? Why did you start a fight?"

"Ikari-kun is really... sometimes he doesn't understand romance." Ayanami picked up a piece of bread and put it in her mouth. She picked up a light novel and put it in her schoolbag very cutely: "I won't eat it either - if I walk faster, I can catch up with Asuka."

"?! What's wrong with you guys today?! Why are you so early?"

Ikari felt like something was wrong, but it didn't matter.

Sometimes men need to be alone for a while. After hanging the clothes in the house, Xiao Ding prepared lunch boxes for the three of them and faced the warm morning breeze. The beautiful boy put on his summer school uniform and prepared to go out...

"call!"

Just like the dream of every middle school boy, ah, hold back my boiling blood.

Ikari suddenly felt dizzy. A middle school boy might have dreams, but he was just like a middle-aged office worker. He was actually a little terrified of this sudden blood flow, like a chronic illness. His heart rate stagnated, and he groaned in pain, as if the blood in his body was flowing up and down without his control.

This feeling is all too familiar.

Isn’t this exactly how I feel when I’m half dead in the plug?

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..." After a violent cough, Xiao Ikari suddenly felt a little scared.

No way.

Is it possible that I, Shinji Ikari, am destined to not live past 15? I've only been the protagonist of a cool novel for a few days now? I just...

"Dad." Just as Xiao Ding was lying on the ground like a dead dog, curled up with his mouth slightly open and his head covered - the standard anti-bombing posture -

A concerned and anxious voice appeared beside me.

Little Ikari turned around in confusion and saw a familiar child standing beside him.

"? Today?"

"Dad, we meet again. But... it seems I came at the wrong time." Kyoko looked at her young father, who seemed exhausted, with some embarrassment. "Hey, where's my mother in this dimension?"

"Uh... I just lost my temper with Ayanami, let's go..."

"Ayanami's mom lost her temper? How amazing." You see, this shout is very powerful, and it directly shocked Levi - this child will definitely be something special in the future! This little mouth is so sweet: "Oh, but it doesn't matter, you can come to mom anytime. But this time I came to ask dad for help."

"Huh? What?"

"Dad, do you remember? You promised Mom." Kyoko's voice was a little anxious: "No matter which world Mom is in, you will lend a helping hand without hesitation..."

"Of course. No matter what problems Asuka encounters, I, Shinji Ikari, will definitely help her out! - What happened, Kyoko?"

Suddenly, Kyoko's eyes rolled around. Then, she cried, "Dad—I might disappear. Woo woo woo..."

There is thunder but no rain.

89 My brother is Sosuke Sagara (You read the book correctly)

People who didn't get love from their father or mother in their childhood and longed for it often spoiled their children when they grew up, right?

Ikari wasn't sure what kind of person he was, but he was a first-time dad. His future daughter had arrived, and this childish, impulsive man must have inherited her mother's intelligence.

...Little Ikari had wondered more than once: his own mother, Ikari Yui, was a highly intellectual, a genius and a goddess—why did he seem to have inherited only her face? His brain, it seemed, wasn't quite as good.

Ah, never mind, I won’t feel sad about this anymore.

"Uh... Kyoko?" Xiao Ikari caressed the other's hair, not knowing if patting her head would be of any use. "What's going on? It's going to disappear!? ...Uh, you don't seem to be crying?"

I'm only four, only five in age. I really can't act that well. Wait another ten years, okay? In another ten years, I'll have an acting competition with my mom! — Kyoko muttered to herself. She had always looked down on her own mother, Asuka, for her emotional intelligence.

Didn't you know that this tsundere has been delisted? Luckily, her own father, Ikari Shinji...maybe he really is an idiot, just like her own mother, Asuka, said. Otherwise, Kyoko really couldn't understand why her father had to put up with her mother. Ayanami's mother next door is so nice, not only does she often treat her well, but she also has a very good personality.

"Maybe it's because I'm in spirit form that I can't cry." Kyoko had a mournful face, thinking to herself why her dad was being so attentive at this moment? "Let's not talk about that for now—Dad, you're such a wimp. It's all your fault!"

“…Ah?” How come it was suddenly my fault?

"If you don't hug Mommy now—are you planning on making me disappear completely?"

"Uh... ahem, this. Minors really shouldn't know so much. Hey, you're just a little girl!" Xiao Ikari exploded instantly. "Who taught you all this knowledge?!"

"Dad, you're a minor too, right? Please hurry up, or I'll be really late." The client was pushing for a deadline. Kyoko looked like she had no choice but to say, "A woman like Mom usually looks down on everyone. She only sees Dad as an idiot—a bit of a compliment. Well, for Dad, that's easy! He doesn't have to worry about Mom's feelings at all. Dad, just use force! Use violence. Mom loves it!"

"!!! Where did you get this information? I'm going to skin him alive!"

"From you, Dad? Don't forget that I've traveled through many world lines—I saw some of it when I turned into a spirit." His daughter showed such a teasing smile on her young and cute face.

Your mother...no, you...no.

You can't swear, because from a genetic point of view, it's not good for you.

"Let's not talk about that. Considering Dad's abilities, it's really a bit too demanding. He's so popular, but he's actually a coward." Kyoko shook her head and sighed like an old father, teasing her father with her impish demeanor: "Dear Dad—let's continue our topic. Do you still remember... the mother named Shikinami?"

"...Do you call Asuka in all worlds "Mom"? " Ikari Shinji thought.

"Yeah!" The German girl said that it was no problem. "It's better to have more moms. If something goes wrong, I can find many people to rely on. But there are not many Shinji-kun who are as reliable as his father."

"!! How dare you talk like that? You actually call me by my first name! Do you respect your father that much?" The 14-year-old boy feigned maturity and scolded his 4-year-old daughter, implying she didn't respect him enough: "Who did you learn that from? You..."

"I learned that from Dad. Isn't disrespecting your father a family tradition?" Kyoko stabbed directly into the cracks in Xiao Ding's inner world: "Dad has never respected Grandpa, right?"

"...That's right, honestly. I'm actually speechless." Little Ikari placed his hands on his hips and lowered his head helplessly, one foot trembling lightly and rhythmically. "As for that idiot Ikari Gendou... never mind, I won't say anything about him being mean to the child. Anyway, I'm your father, I'm worthy of respect. I'm a man. Your grandfather Ikari Gendou doesn't deserve respect. He's just an idiot... you know."

"Hmm...we Ikari family members are essentially the same." Kyoko pondered for a moment, then suddenly chuckled. "I know a little bit about what Grandpa did. It's hard to say if something happened to Mom, Ayanami's mom, or any of the other moms, Dad, you wouldn't follow in Grandpa's footsteps."

"?" What do you mean by another mother? So nagging! "I can't. I know what's more important, the world or myself. If I were that bastard Ikari Gendou... cough cough. Wouldn't it be easy to see my mother? Just shoot myself."

Xiao Ikari said it lightly.

If either Ayanami or Asuka truly died in the final battle—then even if Ikari won, he'd probably shoot himself amidst the accolades of victory, swiftly ending his suffering physically. Mental pollution is quite serious, even affecting the afterlife.

What's an EVA without some crazy things? Crazy, crazy!

"Ew, Dad is so scary—what's more important than staying alive?"

"...You learned this from your grandma, right?" Xiao Ikari curled his lips.

"Yes - and I have to tell Dad that Grandma is always so young and beautiful. Be careful of Aunt Mary. She has always wanted to be your father and play father-son play with you."

"?!?!" Ikari gasped, thinking, "How could Mary be so terrifying?! Not only is she a lesbian, but she's also looking for young girls? I have to be careful, or my chastity will be in jeopardy! Skrskr!"

"Tsk, Dad, stop bringing up another topic all the time. You really have to go help Shikinami's mom. Um... Shikinami's mom is having a hard time fitting into that world, and it seems she's mentally unstable. How should I put it? Dad should go and help her personally. After all, Asuka in every world is very strong, and it's hard to interfere. Every world's dad... hehe."

"!What do you mean?"

"It's nothing, Dad. I just want to ask you if you want to go or not."

"I...can I come back?" Xiao Ikari asked back with some bitterness.

"Of course. Although, even if I can't come back, Dad will definitely go, right?" Kyoko smiled and said, "Dad is Ikari Shinji who thinks Asuka's happiness is much more important than Ikari Shinji's happiness."

"...wait for me to say goodbye..."

"No need, we'll meet anyway." That's why they say serial fraud is so easy to pull off.

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Travel through time.

When should the title of the book be changed? This is no longer a daily occurrence. If time travel were a daily occurrence, then the title wouldn't need to be changed.

Confused, unknown, nervous.

Oh my, I'm so nervous! Time travel is actually controllable. What's the difference between this and the monkey boiling water who mastered controlled nuclear fusion?

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