Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"When you entered the school today, did you step in with your left foot first?" Shinji Ikari kicked Anno on the butt, making him stagger.

"No, not...right foot..."

"How dare you enter the school gate with your right foot first!" Shinji Ikari kicked Anno on the butt again.

"Shinji-kun..." Nagisa Kaworu's smile froze, and he said with a wry smile, "You're still so unreasonable."

"Mr. Ikari has always been very reasonable." Ayanami stood on Shinji Ikari's side.

"Hmph." Asuka snorted arrogantly, "You still have to listen to me!"

"I'm telling you guys, don't try to do anything bad here anymore!" Ikari Shinji said, "Mom isn't here today, so if you look at me like that again, I'll be rude!"

At the beginning of this semester, Shinji Ikari started to act arrogantly and unreasonably beat up a group of classmates who wanted to be his father. It was so unreasonable.

86

Human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same.

Shinji Ikari is behaving all over the campus like a rat carrying a nuclear weapon and bullying others in its nest. Is there no one who can be merciful and come down to earth to deal with him?

Yes, there isn't—sometimes you'll find that the world isn't a place of mutual support and mutual destruction. Nobles remain nobles until death, and untouchables remain untouchables until death.

There's basically nothing much to say about the first day of school; it's a boring school day. Xiao Ding was incredibly thoughtful and pulled out his phone, snapping photos here and there, posting updates, etc. There are many things in this world that are incomprehensible. How can a streamer make a killing just by filming their daily lives?

"Do you guys in Japan get out of school so early?" Asuka took off her shoes in the entrance hall, threw them on the ground, and started walking into the house. "Ah, it's so hot! - Don't you guys in Japan have typhoons? Don't you even know how to cool down?"

"Yeah." Little Ikari shook his head. He needed to help put Asuka and Ayanami's shoes away. "There will be a typhoon. It's probably coming soon. We finish school this early here—what, you think it's too early? You want to take the college entrance exam? Please find a cram school yourself."

"I already have two PhDs!" Asuka went into the refrigerator and never came out: "Ah, let's buy an air conditioner quickly..."

"...Ayanami, give her the fan. Let her do her bit for the global climate and save the air conditioner." Ikari Shinji felt a little helpless—but since he had money, it was normal for him to buy an air conditioner. "If you think about it, I wonder if Mom has air conditioning..."

“~” Speak of Cao Cao and here he comes.

Xiao Ding's phone suddenly rang, and he saw it was a video request from his mother.

"Ah? Mom?" Xiao Ding walked into the living room——

"Hi, Shinji-chan~"

As soon as the video was opened, Xiao Ding saw that Ikari Yui seemed to be in a large house of about 300 square meters. It was obvious that since she no longer had to take care of the little ones at home, her quality of life had skyrocketed! The feeling of being a wife gradually decreased, and the feeling of being a girl increased wildly.

"...? Mom, where are you?"

"Oh, it looks like Makiba's house."

"? Aunt Mary's house is big enough, isn't it?" Xiao Ikari frowned and said, "These rich people are all mentally disturbed. Mom, you better be careful."

"Senior, your son really dares to say anything." On the side, Makiba came over very rudely and gently put his arms around Ikari Yui's neck from behind: "Also, just call me Makiba! There's no need to call me auntie... Ouch, senior, it hurts!"

"Don't interrupt me and Xiaozhen. Hey, is Li here? Did you eat well today? Where's Asuka? Are you used to going to school?"

"Don't worry, Sister Wei!" Asuka called out sweetly: "I'm doing well~"

After a round of greetings, Ikari Yui said: "Today is also my first day of school, we all have to study hard~"

Then the mother started to preach, and it lasted for about... ten seconds.

Yui Ikari is not yet at the stage where she becomes talkative due to her old age.

"Mom." Xiao Ding had already started talking a lot as an old man: "You should take good care of yourself over there..."

"it is good……"

"Also, eat on time and get enough nutrition—go to bed and get up early, and don't overwork yourself with things like studying. And call me when it's crucial, as for school matters..."

Xiao Ikari began to output fiercely.

Asuka was stunned by what she heard.

"Okay, okay—um, um...the signal is bad." Mom hung up the phone: "Let's contact each other next time..."

"!!! Pay attention to social safety at school! Don't eat or drink outside, especially... Hello! Hello?!"

Shinji Ikari was still not satisfied, but Yui Ikari on the other side had already hung up the phone and ran away.

The good news is that my mother is going abroad to study, so the little beast can have fun now.

The bad news is that Mom's studying abroad right next door, so she can always come back to see you. If Yui Ikari is really determined, she could fly to study abroad in the morning and return in the afternoon to cook for little Ikari. But it's clear that Yui Ikari is the type to silently protect, a silent guardianship that could last for five billion years, with no upper limit. Yui Ikari's grand ambition is to protect little Ikari not only for his entire life, but also for every Ikari Shinji in his next life, the next, and the next, and every Ikari Shinji in his endless reincarnations.

All in all, being Shinji Ikari is really making a lot of money!

Especially since she can remotely control Yui Ikari's social life! Call Makiha and ask her to keep an eye on Yui Ikari so she doesn't become a bad person.

"Auntie is truly a leader among women."

Once her target left, Asuka instantly returned to her old self at Ikari's house. A red and white striped, strapless bra top couldn't quite contain her youthful exuberance. And a pair of thigh-length denim hot pants—why bother with yourself in this scorching heat? She'd worn these every day at home back in Tokyo-3.

Shinji Ikari is a passionate 14-year-old young man!

So half of the reason why Katsuragi suffered during that period was because of Asuka.

“? Why do you say that?” Ikari Shinji didn’t even turn his head and continued to busy himself.

"She's beautiful, has a good personality, and even after raising a son like this, she's still willing to pursue a degree. She's fulfilling her gender obligations while also expanding her social horizons. As a human being, aunts are truly desirable." Asuka put her arm around her shoulders, as if wanting a hug, and remarked on how wonderful her young mother-in-law was. "Compared to that... is this a case of one generation being worse than the last?"

“…” His veins were throbbing.

Start cooking.

Shinji Ikari handed the spoon to Ayanami, who nodded solemnly and said, "It will be ready in a minute. It can be served right away."

"Oh." Nodding to Ayanami, Shinji Ikari didn't even take off his apron. He walked over to Asuka and started to attack her face. He took a deep breath and said, "Ah? You're so great? You're so great that you come to cook?"

"?! I'll do it, what's wrong? —But Japanese cooking utensils are different from American ones, I'm not used to them."

"Oh, you're so pretentious! Why don't you tell me that the food you eat is different from what you eat in the US and you're not used to it? You're always the one complaining about being hungry, and you're always the one complaining about being full! — I'm confused, you have such a small belly." The boy pinched the girl's stomach: "...How come you can't gain weight even if you eat your heart out?"

"Ah! What are you doing? Pervert!" He kicked Shinji Ikari between the legs, but Shinji Ikari blocked it with a side block.

"…No, I need to educate him properly."

"Huh?! Put me down!"

Ayanami, a man of integrity, promptly finished the dishes within a minute. Then, calmly, she placed the dishes on the table, one by one, against the backdrop of a boxing match between Ikari Shinji and Asuka. Then, in a cold tone, she said, "Alright, stop messing around and eat. Anyone who doesn't want to eat, get out."

"……Oh."

It's just daily life.

"It's the first day of school. I'm so tired. I almost couldn't finish yesterday's homework." Asuka said boredly, "You Japanese are really something. You still give homework during the holiday."

"Oh, well, just make sure there are words on every page." Ikari Shinji sighed and said.

"??What's the meaning?"

"Literally," Ikari Shinji said simply, "There's so much stuff and it's not important at all, so the teacher just glances through it. Generally speaking, people don't read it carefully unless you're really trying to make an example of someone."

The teacher's experience.

87 Seeking No Yang

"?!?! Then all my work was in vain? Ahhh, those Japanese questions are very simple! It's just that I don't know what these spellings mean." Asuka was speechless.

"So I recommend you something else." During dinner, Ikari Shinji flipped open his phone and said, "Look, they're sold in mainland China. They're handwriting machines. They're designed for writing one word at a time. I've already bought one and will mail it to you while Mom's away. Next year... no, I'll leave the homework to him!"

Yes, there are such machines. They can imitate human handwriting. The machine probes a pen and writes out characters one by one, mimicking a person's handwriting. However, this machine can only write Chinese, English, and Arabic numerals; I don't know if it can write Japanese.

"Ikari-kun."

"Huh?" Ayanami's words brought Ikari Shinji back to the real world, and he was startled. "What's going on?"

"Eat, do homework after eating. Then, live broadcast." Ayanami is a model of eating slowly and carefully. Watching her eat is like appreciating a work of art - she and Asuka are the two ultimate interpretations of beauty.

"……Oh."

"Hahahaha——" Asuka looked at Ikari Shinji being scolded like a puppy, and instantly became happy: "Hey, idiot Shinji, you live like a dog, Wang-chan, Wang-chan?"

Asuka's taunt is maxed out, with both hands on top of her head making like bent ears.

"——If you don't want to eat, please get out!"

"...Tsk." Asuka glanced at the other person and decided not to argue with the blue-haired girl who slapped her without saying a word. She curled her lips and used her chopsticks skillfully: "Hey, little autistic kid? Auntie is going to school now. Are you still doing that live broadcast?"

"Do it." Ikari Shinji was very concerned about this matter: "The contract has been signed, and the payment is quite high."

Ah, these were all given by Kaworu Nagisa, either openly or secretly.

"I never imagined that as a top scientist, I don't earn as much in a year as you do in a month. Is this what they call exorbitant profits on the Internet?" Asuka thought for a moment, then suddenly realized, "Hey, you died very quickly in your last life. I seemed to have seen the Internet bubble in my dreams. You can't possibly earn this much every year—unless..."

"...?" Ikari Shinji was stunned for a moment. He hadn't expected the other party to even know about the dot-com bubble. "Unless what?"

"Unless I'm always here! You know, internet celebrity is basically a negative word in the United States."

Oh? It turns out it's the same all over the world.

"When you really go bankrupt one day." Mingri Hong Kong suddenly lifted Shinji's head with great joy and said in a condescending tone: "I can support you! Oh, yes, and this seemingly calm young lady over here - you two are brother and sister, hehe~ Come to think of it, I can also support Sister Wei as well..."

"Um, can you just joke between the two of us?" Xiao Ikari protested from the side.

"Very well then—I'll support you two."

"Don't even think about it! If my brother really becomes a cripple... that's not bad either." Ayanami said softly, "Then I'll be the one to support him."

"!!!" Xiao Ikari found that he basically didn't have to do anything in this life. Did he save the world in his previous life?

"Don't worry." This world is a normal one, and everything is normal except for the lack of carrot slices. Shinji Ikari happily stretched out his hand: "—It's actually my responsibility to raise you... Okay, enough, let's eat..."

Then Shinji Ikari ate his meal as if he was seeking revenge.

"...Tsk, you always eat so much, are you going to die?" The two girls who only tasted a little bit couldn't help but feel a little surprised when they saw Xiao Ikari eat so much in one go. Asuka was the most eaten up, she just lay down flat on her back after finishing her meal.

Ayanami cleaned up Asuka's dishes and took the empty ones to the sink.

"Eat more to grow taller." Little Ikari looked at Asuka with some dissatisfaction and muttered, "I... I can definitely grow taller!"

Ikari is 5'58" and Asuka is 5'57". A man being only one centimeter taller than his girlfriend is a bit scary. Even scarier is that Ayanami is also 5'58" - it's a bit unreasonable for a man to be the same height as his girlfriend.

So Xiao Ding was very afraid of what would happen if he stopped growing in the future? Wouldn't he be a short person for the rest of his life?

"Pfft, hahaha, just for this?" Asuka suddenly laughed softly and scoffed at Shinji Ikari's words: "I will become a tall girl of 1.7 meters in the future!"

Among the ending lines of the previous life, Xiao Ding's is the shortest, and he completed it at the age of 14.

"So eat more." Xiao Ikari continued to eat and then let out a long sigh.

"..." Asuka taunted, as if she was afraid that the other party would come and attack her. At the same time, she was very confused and even looked at Xiao Ikari's abdomen with some hostility: "Can't you gain weight even if you eat too much?"

"...Uh..." Xiao Ding was a little exasperated: "What's it to you!"

"How much do you weigh?"

"What's it to you!!!"

"As for Ikari-kun, I remember your last physical was 44 kilograms, right?" Ayanami walked over and cleared away Ikari's dishes, then stabbed him without hesitation. "But he suddenly ate two roasted sweet potatoes that day, so I'm not sure of the exact amount."

"?!?!" Asuka was instantly furious. "Eating like this and still weighing 44 kg!?"

And that's after focusing on building an extra 4kg of muscle. In the normal dimension, Shinji Ikari is 5'58" and weighs 40kg! And yet, he still has to save the world in Unit-01, getting beaten to rags with no one to comfort him. In some dimensions, he even has to comfort a truck. Sigh... Can you imagine a 14-year-old who's 5'58" and weighs 40kg driving a 29-year-old with an E-cup breasts who's 5'63" and weighs 47kg?

Thinking about it, tears of sympathy and sadness unconsciously slid down from the corners of my mouth.

"I'll definitely grow taller in the future." Shinji Ikari gnashed his teeth and said, "I'll definitely surpass you all in the future! Height, weight, all-round..."

"...Tsk." Asuka weighed 45kg, the same as Ayanami. Considering that Ayanami was a size bigger than her, she should be the thinner one.

Is this the benefit of being a vegetarian for girls? The downside is that if you don't soak in LCL to supplement your nutrition, you'll get G. Considering that there are no LCLs in the real world, then being a vegetarian in the real world...

"... Isn't that right?" Asuka suddenly remembered something and stood up from the table and walked over to Shinji Ikari and sat down again. Then, without saying a word, she lifted up Shinji Ikari's shirt.

"?! What else are you going to do?"

"Muscles are generally heavier, right? I heard they're three times heavier than fat?" Asuka punched Shinji Ikari, hitting his abs with a crackling sound, not fearing any retribution in the future. "You look so frail in your clothes, but you've got muscles without them! How is it possible that you're only 44 kilograms!"

"I!..." I don't want to either...

"Go and measure me again!" He pointed to the scale at home.

"No, that's not necessary..."

"Let's get measured!" Asuka pulled Shinji Ikari's ear and stood up. Little Ikari didn't resist much, nor did he dare to resist. He stood on the scale and said, "How is it? How many pounds?"

"...43.5 kilograms." Asuka exclaimed in amazement: "Are you made of cotton?"