Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"???mom?"

"I won't! - Ah, I don't want to leave Shinji, absolutely not!" She hugged Shinji's head, and instantly the feeding system turned into an airbag to protect her son: "Mom just wants to be willful, what's wrong?!"

Ma'am, you are so cute, but...

It took a long time for Ikari Yui to calm down.

"Are you too clingy to Shinji, and Shinji is unhappy?"

"No, no, that's not true. Even if I get married in the future, I will still live with my mother."

"Huh?!" Asuka suddenly exclaimed. As a European and American, why didn't you move out after getting married? Where did this mama's boy come from?

"Yeah, I think that's fine." Makiha Mari suddenly interjected, "Hey, wherever you live, I'll live there. I can help. If you get married in the future, I can invite you to live at my house~~~Ah, right next door."

Makiwa Mari wanted to live in the manor next door, within driving distance.

"Well... well, since Shinji hates old lady." Ikari Yui smiled bitterly and shook her head, saying: "I'll just go back to Kyoto University to study. Well... I miss Professor Fuyutsuki quite a bit——"

"Hmm?" Makiba knew who Fuyutsuki was, but it didn't matter if she didn't know exactly.

Anyway, every male creature in Kyoto University has ill intentions towards Ikari Yui!

"Mr. Fuyutsuki never interferes with my research, um... he just helps. He's such a nice person."

"That's because he couldn't understand what you were writing. Anyway... it's good news." Makiba felt that there was absolutely no hope for Fuyutsuki Kozo, so she immediately said with a smile, "Okay, I'll help Sister Wei go to Kyoto to continue her studies. Ah, that Fuyutsuki will definitely be happy to help."

"Actually...Todai isn't bad either. I can come back to see Shinji anytime..."

"Oh, Senior—Kyoto University is also an option. Kyoto is very fast to Tokyo. I can park my private plane here, so you can come back anytime if you want."

...a girl with the power of money.

Soon after.

Shinji Ikari was the only one left in his Tokyo property—

Facing the official three-person living life with Ayanami and Asuka.

——Even though Katsuragi from next door might come over to harass us at any time, it’s okay if there are four of us.

84 Kaworu Nagisa

Mom is in the last semester and Shinji Ikari has also gone to school.

After a summer break, the students of District 11 began their new semester with a bang. Ikari Shinji was generally reserved about studying—first, to enrich himself, and second, to make money. He wasn't addicted to studying for its own sake.

It's clear that Ikari has decided to take a different approach when it comes to making money: buy Bitcoin! Wait until it crashes, then worry about it. If that doesn't work out, just become a high-class duck. Ikari, reincarnated from another world, possesses a trans-dimensional ability to suppress his face.

But the problem is that he can press.

There comes someone on the opposite side who is more capable of suppressing us.

Ikari woke up this morning, brushing his teeth and washing his face. He nudged Asuka, who was sleeping in her pajamas with her belly exposed. Her sleeping posture was just like last week's. Ayanami slept so soundly that Ikari often wondered if she was completely asleep.

Three young boys and girls brushed their teeth and washed their faces in the same small bathroom, their skills almost like an old married couple. Finally, the three of them stuffed their toothbrushes into the same water cup - Xiao Ding automatically went to cook.

Family brother.

Of course, it's not that Xiao Ding's status is low, he just likes the process of cooking. He also likes to exercise by washing the dishes. At home, he is the first to do these chores. He feels uncomfortable if he doesn't do this for a day, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't wash the dishes for two days.

After breakfast, the three boys and girls prepared to go to school together as usual.

The morning air was fragrant, and everything was just like last week, a nostalgic journey to school. At home, Ikari already spontaneously carried three school bags and three lunch boxes—that's what you call pampering! It definitely wasn't like he lost the rock-paper-scissors game last night and lost a whole month carrying school bags.

Of course, after I went out, I found that one thing was different from last week.

"Wow." Xiao Ding looked at the scene in front of him with a bewildered look on his face, and said with great envy, "This is the first time I've seen a stretched Lincoln in my life... Eh? The last time I saw a black luxury car like this..."

I was out fighting and was rescued by NERV. A few intelligence agents got out of the car, and it didn't look very high-end.

It's far worse than the one in front of me.

"...This is a Cadillac." Asuka glanced at Ikari, wondering if he was a car idiot. "It's the same brand as the President of the United States—it should be the same model."

"Nonsense, I've seen the American president's car." Xiao Ding felt that the other party was lying to him: "Isn't your American president's car an open-top car?"

"?" The German-American, half-German-Japanese girl was bewildered. Could it be that she had gone to a fake America? "Who told you the President of the United States drives a convertible? Where did you see it?"

"? Wasn't Kennedy's car a convertible?" Xiao Ikari was even more confused and asked, "Wasn't Kennedy shot in the head in a convertible? Did I see a fake photo?"

"..." Asuka decided not to talk nonsense with this person.

"Yes." Suddenly, a familiar gentle voice sounded: "Asuka-san is right, Shinji-kun is also right, but they are only half-truths. These misunderstandings arise because they don't understand each other. Ah, Shinji-kun, long time no see. How are you?——"

"...Ah, Kaoru-kun?" Ikari Shinji was stunned. The top brother on the list had arrived.

The boy with white hair and red eyes is extremely handsome. A handsome boy of this level can be directly debuted on the spot by taking a casual 360p photo without makeup. At this moment, Nagisa Kaworu walked up to Xiao Ikari with a smile on his face and stretched out a hand as if to shake hands.

"Swoosh!" Xiao Ikari felt two afterimages, one red and one blue, flying past in front of him, and two lovely people in front of him were blocking his way.

"What are you doing here?" Asuka's personality was a good thing, especially when it came to battles, she never had any scruples: "You effeminate man! Stay away from Shinji! Pervert!"

"Ah, I thought Miss Asuka from the United States would be able to take a more calm view of these things... Well, people's personalities can't be changed, and I don't think I'm the pervert that Miss Asuka described."

"...? Then why are you always pestering Shinji?"

"It's very simple, just like the two of you." Nagisa Kaworu still smiled and spread his hands, saying: "Ever since I met Shinji-kun, I seem to feel that we have had an inexplicable fate for a long time. Seeing Shinji-kun happy is my happiness - so I want to witness Shinji-kun's happy scenes. Similarly, he looks very satisfied and happy with the two of you, which makes me very happy."

"...?"

Ah this.

Xiao Ikari broke out in a cold sweat, wondering where this beautiful yandere came from.

"It's just right that everyone is here." Nagisa Kaoru waved his hand gently and said, "Please get in the car, the school is still some distance away."

"No need." Ayanami stared at the beautiful boy who looked about the same age as herself with her crimson eyes and said to Nagisa Kaoru, "Mr. Nagisa, you can go out by yourself. Ikari-kun and I can go to school by ourselves. We don't know what rumors will arise if we go to school in such a luxurious car. We still want to enjoy our school life, so we don't need to bother Mr. Nagisa."

"Ah, you see, Ayanami-san is really thoughtful." Nagisa nodded and waved to the driver. A man in black got out of the car, handed Nagisa a schoolbag, got in, and disappeared with the stretched Cadillac, which Ikari couldn't name.

"Then, can I come with you?"

"Are you a stalker from somewhere?" Ayanami's eyes remained calm, and then she began to attack with sharp teeth like Lin Daiyu: "I heard that rich people have some strange habits. Maybe it's because they are spiritually empty or they need some comfort. But first of all, you are not a student of this school. We are on different paths. Second, I hope you can go somewhere else to be perverted. The dark web has the disgusting things you like. Stay away from Ikari-kun!"

"Hahaha, Ayanami-san is still so amazing." After a wry smile, Nagisa Kaworu showed a harmless smile and asked Ikari Shinji directly: "So, Shinji-kun, what do you think? From today on, we are classmates again. Please get along well with each other in the future."

I really want to say: Get lost.

"..." But Xiao Ikari had seen this smile before, it was very unfair.

It reminded Ikari of the time he'd crushed the guy, and he'd smiled and talked to him like that. Honestly, aside from a bit of physical contact, it was normal for men to bump into each other. It was just that the guy was so handsome, even a little feminine—that was why it felt a little off.

And it seemed that the other party was really good to him, so good that it scared Xiao Ikari.

"I... don't think it's a big deal. It's not like the road belongs to us. Besides, Xun-kun is also our... uh, classmate. Wait? You transferred here?"

"Yes, it's very simple - I used the same method as Asuka-san, but of course the details are slightly different."

"!!! Humph." Asuka shook her head, indicating that she had no idea what the other party was talking about.

It's nothing more than money ability

If Kaworu Nagisa throws out tens of millions in sponsorship fees, not to mention transferring schools, his name must be on the school board.

"Well, Xun-kun, please take care of me from now on—let's go."

"Okay, Shinji-kun." The handsome man continued to smile and said, "Let's go. This makes me miss you so much."

"?"

"The days I spent with Shinji-kun—ah, the time in Shanghai."

"……Um?"

85 School Starts

Xiao Ikari is very popular in school.

It's not just about looks, as I've already mentioned. They're a cross-dimensional crusher, and scouts have been driven away several times. Countless people have been trying to get Ikari and Ayanami to debut together, much to the annoyance of Ikari. Of course, there are even those who are so audacious they want to snag him as well.

Except for Katsuragi, the rest had their legs broken and thrown into the pile of stray dogs.

Xiao Ding has high fighting ability, good looks, and nice voice, so of course he is very popular on campus.

Garfield once said: One cat may not attract attention, but two cats are different.

As soon as Ikari and Ayanami stand there, they easily attract bees and butterflies. Since they don't have any "circle", it is very difficult for them to fit in with Ikari and Ayanami in the living environment of District 11.

Everyone thinks that Ikari and Ayanami are so often seen together that they're practically a secret couple. Plus, District 11 doesn't have any laws against cousin marriages (though the public still has reservations about it), so it's basically a public-confirmed situation without any official announcement.

Then, Asuka came.

There is something unclear between me and Shinji Ikari!

Everyone was upset. You... taking too much and taking too much is a bit too much, right? If I couldn't beat you, I would have attacked you long ago! Of course, everyone made excuses for themselves. Isn't this... look at Shinji Ikari's mom. From the moment I saw her, I was determined to have her as my son!

Of course I can't say this, otherwise I'll be beaten to death by Shinji Ikari.

Today is the beginning of the second half of the second year of junior high school.

The students returning to school seemed surprised to discover some strange phenomena.

Standing beside Shinji Ikari were a group of girls, one on each side, hugging each other like a group going to school. A lively mixed-race girl and a quiet, indifferent sister, a gorgeous harem. Furthermore, this time, they also brought along a chatty and cheerful... another beautiful boy.

Garfield once said: One beautiful boy may cause fluctuations, but two beautiful boys will cause overly strong fluctuations.

This is the tragic fate of human females and gays as visual creatures, and it cannot be changed.

"Listen to me, you disgusting handsome guy, stop making gestures to Shinji at school! Stay away from the opening ceremony!"

"Okay, that's great—Asuka-san, you know a lot about the start of school in Japan."

"Of course, I have a double PhD! - It's normal to read the feasibility report before conducting the experiment, isn't it?" Asuka looked at the other person with contempt.

"Asuka-san is really amazing." Nagisa Kaworu shook his head and sighed, "I'm too busy with my own work, so I can only be an honorary doctor of the University of Tokyo."

"If you have a job, go get it. Honorary doctorates are bought with money, so what's there to brag about? I earned both of my doctorates on my own! If you have the guts, go buy a Nobel Prize!"

Asuka looked irrational with disdain – if you’re going to do it if there’s a job, shouldn’t you also go back to your research position?

It is obvious that he is enjoying himself here and not thinking about beauty.

"Hehehe..." Nagisa Kaworu just smiled, his temper was really good: "My job is simple, if there are any important matters, I can just call my phone or look at the computer and solve them."

I'm not the only one manipulating the market, so I just need to keep the general direction. Money doesn't matter, the key is to be able to better serve Shinji Ikari.

With a nod from this side, Nagisa Kaworu is ready to pass on the property. In fact, Ikari doesn't have to do anything, he can just live off the money easily! - A male gigolo is also a gigolo!

The start of the school year, of course, requires an opening ceremony. Here, the start of the school year is the start of the semester—the school year in District 11 begins in April and ends in March. This is different from the current dynasty, where the school year begins in the second half of the year.

"I really don't like Japan's opening ceremony," Shinji Ikari shook his head. He was now forced to mingle with so many people in his summer school uniform. "It's just like my dad's funeral. It's so depressing and nauseating, yet everyone else seems to feel good about themselves."

"That's good." Ayanami sighed and said softly, "A funeral is actually more terrifying."

"Ah... I'm sorry, Ayanami..."

"It's okay, Ikari-kun—it's been four years since the incident. This kind of start of school is better than the beginning of the school year. At least I don't have to worry about Mom being gone."

"That's right. I'll have to find a reason not to let Mom come when the school year starts." The photo of the opening ceremony is from the cover of this book. "After I graduate from elementary school, I won't bother Mom anymore. Do you think a opening ceremony is worth Mom coming to?"

Oh, school's starting? My parents used to only be asked to attend parent-teacher conferences. And I could also go outside the school and find some complete stranger, give him five bucks, and have him come in to replace my second or third uncle. As long as he recognized the name I wrote for him, I'd be the one asking him to come. If he became my deskmate's parent, the teacher would be terrified, because my deskmate had already used his relatives' funerals as an excuse to skip school several times.

"But..." Asuka suddenly said with a smirk, "Everyone seems to be looking for where Sister Wei is? - All the boys in the school are very disappointed."

"... Time to kill someone and establish my authority." Ikari Shinji stepped out from the crowd. The opening ceremony hadn't even begun yet, and people were still trickling in. He spotted a few of his classmates lingering at the auditorium entrance and approached them with a smile. "Hey, Ryuji, Hideaki, Anno, what are you looking for?"

"Ah, it's the teacher." Looking at Shinji Ikari and calling him by his nickname, the ordinary boy named Ryuji greeted him. He looked at the place where Shinji Ikari had just walked to, and saw only Asuka, Ayanami, and Kaworu Nagisa. "How was your summer vacation? - By the way, where's Auntie?"

"Bang!" Shinji Ikari is a second-year junior high school student and is 1.58 meters tall.

He raised his hand and punched his 1.7-meter-tall classmate in the stomach.

"Puff!" Long Si didn't fight back after being punched. It didn't look painful, but it was indeed a punch: "No, why did you hit me?"

"Why aren't you wearing a hat?"

"..."

Shinji Ikari turned to look at Hideaki standing beside him and kicked him. Was this bullying? No, this was the price he had to pay for wanting to be his father. "Who told you to wear a hat?"

"You are being too unreasonable, aren't you? Teacher - it's not right to wear a hat, and it's not right not to wear a hat..." Xiuming looked confused.

"...Me, do you want me to wear a hat or not?" Anno, who was standing aside, walked to Ryuji and snatched the hat from him, holding the hat in his hand with cold sweat.