Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"?!?!? You, you, why are you talking so harshly?" Makiba seemed to be surprised that the boy who inherited Ikari Yui's beauty perfectly also inherited her ability to hurt people with her words. "At least, at least call me Yuri, what?! You're a homosexual just by opening your mouth..."

"What's the point of yuri? You're just trying to flatter yourself." Ikari Shinji expressed his complete disapproval of this matter: "One is one, two is two. There's no point in trying to sugarcoat it - I think I'm pretty normal. But I'm not stopping you. What else is going on? I really admire you, though. The 14 Love story from 14 years ago has managed to last until now. You haven't forgotten your original aspirations, have you? - Anyway, I neither support nor oppose it. If you have the guts, go ahead and do it yourself."

Kill decisively! ——

Ikari is perhaps one of the protagonists who kills relatively few throughout the film, his total number of mortals and humanoids slain probably never exceeding three digits. Compared to his counterparts who pilot large robots, he possesses a truly compassionate heart. He's so careful not to harm ants when sweeping the floor, yet so careful to protect moths from falling into lamplighters, truly embracing convenience and compassion.

But no matter how compassionate he is, he is fundamentally different from an ordinary 14-year-old. At least he doesn't drag his feet on many things. For example, when it comes to the question of how many seasons this family ethics drama can run, he solves it with just one sentence.

"Uh...? No, Shinji-kun?" You don't even call me a puppy anymore, you've changed—Mary was a little shocked: "What did you say?"

"I say, if you have an idea, go and realize it yourself. I neither support nor oppose it." No matter how you look at it, it seems unlikely that you, a lesbian, will succeed with my mother.

"...Ah, I came here to ask for your help." Makiba was like a kebab, tightly skewered on Shinji Ikari's body.

Since this round has no EVAs, large robots, or Angels, and no more responsibilities to determine humanity's fate, all the time and effort that was spent on plugging in the last round has been saved, no longer necessary—so with all the free time, let's just focus on the romance part.

Makiba has become a love-brained person who only cares about falling in love—that’s great! It’s really great.

"Senior is completely ignoring me—Puppy, please help me~ I can give you a lot of good things."

"......?" Let me see? "Do you know that just because of what you said, I'll either call the police or have you arrested for ten or eight years. Just based on what you just said, if my mother knew, you'd be dead now."

"But, but I have no choice! Do you know this feeling? - Obviously, I have waited for so long! If there is another way, I don't even mind waiting. However, Senior just doesn't look at me straight in the eye... Wuwuwu... What should I do, Senior, my Senior..."

? Glass beads, my glass beads?

The handsome boy sighed at the girl in front of him and gently pushed her head. The way she cried with her head in her hands was really pitiful, just like the Akatsuki in the slums.

"What can I do? I want to." "Maybe I can help you chase my mom? You're dreaming about your damn lesbian—and instead of coming to me, you're chasing my mom. What kind of epic lesbian lickspittle is this? Seriously, lesbian lickspittles are everywhere in EVA."

"But seeing that you are in such a miserable state, I will give you a secret recipe."

"what?"

"Well... you see, my mother had a hard time raising Ayanami and me and she never asked you for help. It shows that my mother is arrogant..." Xiao Ikari explained.

"Of course." Makiba said proudly, "She's my senior, of course..."

"What are you bragging about? —My mom is arrogant, but this also indirectly shows something else. It shows that Ayanami and I are extremely important to her."

"Uh-huh."

"So—if I owe you three hundred billion, five hundred billion, will my mom have to..."

"?! You're really filial, huh?"

"Of course—but how can you say that? Come on, take out 500 billion... euros, and we'll call this a thing of the past."

“?!?!” Although I am also a bit wealthy… “Puppy, do you know what 500 billion euros represents?”

"I don't have 500 billion, but I can accept 50 billion euros."

"Don't dream. You won't get more than this price even if you sell me."

"Hahaha, then there's nothing we can do..."

"Can't it be... 30 billion... knives? I can scrape together that."

“…?!?!” Oops, it was a fluttering feeling: “How much?”

"Thirty billion... swords. I'm the head of the family. I'll go back and sell off my property and shares. I should be able to raise thirty billion swords—"

...Selling my mother for personal gain is definitely not something I would do, not in this lifetime. But...

"Do you think I'm worth 30 billion?" Ikari Shinji was really moved. This rich woman was really... I cried to death: "30 billion to buy love? Are you crazy?"

"What's 30 billion for Senior Sister? I'd even sacrifice myself for it!!"

Look at this...

Let me tell you, my favorite harem anime is called "Tenchi Muyo". It's a bit old, but the scale is bigger than all the harem anime nowadays.

82 Homo's Winter Flower (Part 2)

The 30 billion dollar deal failed not because Shinji Ikari was not good-looking - but because he had no substance.

It's like a work of art, which must have substance. A massive piece of jade might fetch a few hundred million at most, but if it's a national seal, it's priceless. Even trillions wouldn't fetch it. While Shinji Ikari is a good character, he's clearly within Makiba's sexual proclivities and predilections. But in a sense, Ikari Yui is the character Makiba has been obsessed with for 15 years. This level of obsession reaches the level of obsession, bordering on paranoia, and it's impossible to change one's preferences so easily.

At most, we can come together.

Makiwa Mari couldn't help but feel angry. If she were a little richer, like 60 billion dollars! -- could she take over both mother and child?

Of course, Makiha Mari should be feeling lucky. If some handsome man with white hair and red eyes had heard that Ikari Shinji could be bought for a mere 300 billion dollars, he would have already rushed over.

Suffered a loss because of gender.

"No, I'll take Misato's car... Forget it, Misato, you sit in the passenger seat." On the way back, Ikari Yui glanced at Makiba, who seemed gentle and polite on the surface, but actually turned into a nympho when she touched her.

Ikari Yui was a little panicked, mainly because she was annoyed - Oh my god, on the way here, because she was hitchhiking, the other person was driving this Porsche, and when he pulled the gear lever, he always "pulled" it by mistake and hit her thigh.

Ikari Yui felt that the other party had ulterior motives, so—

"Shinji, please take Mary's car." Ikari Yui sold her son for fame without hesitation - of course, she trusted her son more, or in a sense, he was her son anyway.

"Huh?" Ikari Shinji was stunned for a moment, then saw Katsuragi being pushed into the passenger seat by his own mother. Then Ikari Yui got in the driver's seat and said, "Wow, Misato—it's a nice car. Mazda Cosmo Sport? Yeah, not bad~"

"Uh... Sister Wei, you really know your stuff, but... eh?! Sister Wei, slow down..."

"Fasten your seatbelts~"

"Eh? Sister Wei!? Slow down..."

The first time Shinji Ikari heard the word "slow down" from Misato Katsuragi was from his own mother.

It was truly rare and precious—Ikari took off with a shove, and the car over there disappeared.

"Sister Wei is still the same as before." Makiba looked at the car exhaust with a crazy look on her face and said, "So handsome."

"Huh?!" Ikari Shinji shook his head like a lion, looking at the infatuated Makiwa Mari beside him in shock: "Uh, what do you mean it's still the same as before?"

"When my senior was in college, after getting her driver's license, she never lost to anyone in drag racing!" Makiba said with admiration. "She could leave all the cars behind on Akina Mountain and was known as the 'Runaway Queen' - but maybe she's let it go now that she's married. Ah..."

“…” If you want to say that, you can say that.

When my mother goes berserk, it is indeed... obvious to everyone.

"Alas... everything is gone in the blink of an eye." The past is not like smoke. The beautiful girl of British and Japanese descent shook her head. She opened her car door and said, "Let's go, we will follow..."

"Uh, let's not do that." Shinji Ikari looked at the other man's Porsche and said, "If you're going to race with my mom, I'd rather take public transportation home."

"No, no—ah, it seems that senior is still as charming as ever. Even if I step on the accelerator, I can't catch up with her." Makiba sighed and said with his head down: "I don't want my love to never catch up with her. Maybe my love for fast racing is also because of senior."

"...I'll go back and talk to my mom." Shinji Ikari expressed his true feelings: "Speeding and running wild are not good for civilization. Living a stable life is the most important thing."

Shinji Ikari, who had gone on rampage numerous times in EVA (mother?) last episode, said so.

"Get in the car."

"Oh."

Shinji Ikari got in the car.

I regretted it the moment I got in the car.

"Wait! Wait! Didn't you say you wouldn't race with my mom?"

"Yeah—but I didn't say I couldn't vent my pain! Ahhhh... Puppy-kun! What should I do!!!"

"How would I know!"

I didn't vomit when I was sitting in the car, and I didn't vomit when I was riding in Katsuragi's car. But I almost vomited to death when I sat in this crappy car of yours.

Cars, drag racing, spins, country roads.

Homo (homosexual, regardless of gender)

Shinji Ikari could no longer suppress his emotions. This was purely personal entertainment, and there shouldn't be any subsequent plot that would be spread out.

"Mary! Mary—I want to teach you a song? Please stop, I want to teach you a song! How about we sing and then go racing?"

On a country road, the other party drove the 911 back and forth in the sand.

"? You can still teach... Oh, right, a 14-year-old boy who doesn't learn well seems to want to be a YouTuber, right? Okay." Mary's pronunciation was a proper British accent, not only nasal but also full of pronunciation, completely different from Japanese English. It even made Shinji Ikari, who was "a long time in the abalone shop, so he didn't smell the stench", stunned for a moment - only then did he understand that this was the official pronunciation of YouTube.

"Yes, yes... ahem, shall I begin then? — The original singer is Miyamoto Hiroji, I found it by searching for [Sinful Wife], the song is called 'Winter Flowers'... Too bad there's no accompaniment:" Then the boy sang a cappella in his youthful voice: "My life is like scattered flowers..."

Then Shinji Ikari regretted it again.

"Don't cry, my beloved! Tears don't suit you! Let's go, just move forward. I have made up my mind to stride forward like this. Ah, even though there is no smile in my heart!——"

Mary learned it—and then she cried, shook her head, and stepped on the accelerator.

"Ah! Mary, stop!!" Shinji Ikari kept wailing beside him.

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Homo's famous songs are indeed extraordinary.

"...Mary, I asked you to bring my son back. Why is Shinji so listless? And his voice is hoarse?"

"Uh..." Makiba's voice was a little hoarse, and he immediately laughed awkwardly: "Hey, I'm not... I'm also quite high-class, right? - Just now, puppy... uh, Shinji-kun taught me a Japanese song, it's very nice. Next time we travel, I'll sing it for you, senior sister?"

"Don't interrupt! - Oh, forget it." Seeing that Shinji Ikari seemed a little depressed, his mother didn't know what to say: "I originally wanted to agree to let you continue to study for a doctorate at university, but now seeing Shinji like this, I really don't feel at ease..."

"Ah? Senior, you agreed?! - That's great!!! Senior, let's go! Come with me to England!"

83 Mom is next door, here are four people

District 11 is similar to all Asian countries. In the doctoral and master's circles, not having studied abroad equals illiteracy.

Yui Ikari is a university graduate. Back on campus, she was the ultimate, invincible, supreme being, the best in the universe, the most virtuous of all. She saw the Three Mountains as the most beautiful, the Five Sacred Mountains as the most virtuous, and hated the heavens for their lack of face, the earth for their lack of face. Yui Ikari, the one who governs Kyoto and the surrounding counties, is a true immortal witch, a woman of wisdom, and unparalleled beauty.

Yui Ikari originally attended Kyoto University. At fourteen, she skipped a grade and took the District 11 common entrance exam. She achieved the highest score in District 11's history, becoming the youngest person to win the top spot (though District 11 had no imperial examination system and therefore no top scorer). Both Kyoto University and the University of Tokyo offered her a chance to study, offering tuition waivers, guaranteed admission to graduate school, generous scholarships, and even other benefits.

The reason for this wasn't just the grades; Yui Ikari already had a talent for biological sciences. In the end, the University of Tokyo won Yui Ikari's favor because of Kyoto's beautiful scenery.

Then, as a university student, she published numerous papers, earning her professor, Fuyutsuki Kozo, a stunner. He fully supported Yui Ikari—unfortunately, such a formidable mind ultimately lost out to love. After falling in love with Ikari, she resolutely returned home to have children! After giving birth, she remained a housewife for 10 years. It's no easy feat for Ikari to achieve such a remarkable life.

Scolded by thousands, he died without illness. After a lifetime of toiling for his family and career, he was now in his 30s, utterly devastated by heart disease. Despite consultations with Kyoto's four renowned physicians—Soso Ryutomo, Hachioji Bohua, Mizuki Fuharu, and Yoshiki Konmoku—as well as the renowned physician Hokuto Seiyama, Ikari's father's heart had ceased beating. He had passed away, riding a crane to the west, bound for the Western Paradise (burp).

When Old Ikari died, the brothers around him were overjoyed. You have no idea how beautiful his sister-in-law was. When the news of his death spread, relatives and friends from all walks of life came to offer their condolences, sending countless wreaths, tents, and elegiac couplets. Everyone said that they and Old Ikari were brothers in life and death, brothers from different fathers and mothers! As the saying goes, friendship is revealed in the lives of those who share a common bond, and it is revealed in life and death. Even if a man passes through a house without his wife avoiding him, he must have this kind of friendship.

Let's put it this way, since Old Ikari is gone, I'll do it reluctantly - I'll immediately ask my family's wise and understanding wife, who knows that I have to take care of my sister-in-law, to divorce her and get out. You hurry up and marry me, I can't wait any longer.

Ikari Yui was fed up with this, and her family, convinced she could remarry, kept urging her to do so. Finally, after the funeral, she moved from Kyoto to Tokyo. Even the greatest minds and impressive resumes—after more than a decade as a housewife—are gone. With no other options, Ikari Yui could only rely on odd jobs to get by. For example, she tutored the girl next door (a Kyoto University graduate) and helped out with a former female classmate. After all, wages were low for women in District 11, and even at middle age (28 at the time), Ikari Yui hadn't aged at all. Without makeup, she looked about 20, and with some makeup and Ayanami's uniform, she could pass for the real thing. Despite her youth, Ikari Yui even defied her conscience by pretending to be a university student. She tutored someone for a year, ultimately leading the girl from the bottom of the class to the top three on campus.

All the glory of yesterday has become a distant memory. After 10 years of hard work, at the age of 28, I am once again facing the storm. Fortunately, Makiba is rich.

So what are you talking about qualifications? Wouldn't it be better to just splurge on a degree? Oh, you're rich? Hey, why didn't you tell me earlier?

Ikari Yui can now choose any university in the world to attend. With her ability, she will be able to make a name for herself if she studies hard for a year.

"I'm not planning on going to England." Ikari Yui shook her head slightly, looking at little Ikari—and Ayanami—with a reluctant look. "Shinji is only 14 years old. It's really inappropriate for me to leave him like this. I'm an unqualified mother..."

"Mom, you're wrong," Ikari said quickly. A mother like her is hard to find in heaven and on earth, and there might only be one like her in the solar system for the next 50 billion years. "Ayanami and I really hope you can live a good life and fulfill your life's aspirations—while taking care of us, you can also pursue the career you love so much."

"Well... I don't have a career." Ikari Yui shook her head gently, and the wife said in a very cute way: "It's just that I don't know why I'm so familiar with the field of biology. In fact, a career is really not important. It's better to stay at home and take care of the children."

……Well……

Everyone has his own ambitions.

When Professor Fuyutsuki asked Yui Ikari, then about to graduate, what her future plans were? Would she pursue further education, study abroad, or perhaps continue her studies while working in her field, leading a small research team? Fuyutsuki's words were ecstatic and eloquent. But Yui Ikari didn't take them seriously, saying, "Even if I just have to take care of my husband and children, I'm happy."

Dongyue farming never recovered from this.

Later, Sr. Ikari married Ikari Yui, and Kyoto University was in a state of shock for the entire four years. Including those who stayed on campus, it was shrouded in a certain atmosphere of sadness for more than ten years.

“But I still hope my mother can achieve her own life.”

Shinji Ikari solemnly grasped his mother's hand. Unlike the young lady, whose fingers had never touched water, this mother's hands were covered with calluses. Although she looked delicate and beautiful, she was still a mother who had endured many hardships.

I have raised two 14-year-old children. Although they are very well-behaved and obedient, do you believe me when I say it is not tiring?

"If I just give blindly - as a son, I can't feel happy. Mom's happiness is part of my happiness." Ikari Yui gave too much, so much that in the end, the little Ikari who understood everything was overwhelmed and couldn't breathe: "If necessary, I..."

Xiao Ikari glanced at Makiba and said, "I think Mary's suggestion is very good."

"...Shinji has really grown up, and he always knows how to feel sorry for his mother." Ikari Yui caressed little Ikari's hair lovingly and sighed: "It's been fourteen years without me noticing... Ah~ah~"

"So, Mother—you've decided to go to England—"

"I don't!" Ikari Yui suddenly shook her head in anger.