Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"I had a very bad dream about you in my dream."

"...? Tell me about it."

"You... were in great pain in my dream."

"?" You hate me so much?

"You were... tied to the bed, letting out unhuman screams of pain, followed by completely unmanly pleas for mercy and death. You were inside, and I could only squat outside the operating room, covering my head. Not long after, that woman, Ritsuko, came out. She looked quite happy, saying something like, 'So that's how it is, this is the limit of human nature,' so I walked over and slapped her hard."

“?” Is this considered a medical dispute?

"Then, I dreamed again... You were cut into eight pieces... Sixteen pieces... No, maybe I don't know how many pieces. Sorry, I didn't get a single piece. Even your brain was cut into pieces."

“…”Why does every one of you women have to describe how I would die?

"The sad part is, even after you died, it seemed like your entire body was still functioning. Well, even though you were dead, they kept some part of you alive. A certain area of ​​your brain was still responding. I went and blew up their headquarters. I felt really bad for Ritsuko; it seemed like she was killed too."

“…”Wow?! Oh?!

"In my dream, my marksmanship was god-like! — biubiubiu, I'm so awesome!"

"...I get it. Thank you for your hard work, Misato-san." Ikari Shinji sighed with emotion: "Last week...in my dream, would you sing a song or something?"

"? Yes, yes~ Humph, I'm not bragging! In my dreams, I was so strong. When I was in college, I played in the university band like a champ! I wrote, performed, and sang my own songs—ahem: petals... wither and scatter, life is destined to be like this, turning to dust and returning to the earth. What is sadness? It's not in the unseen future, but in the corner of other people's memories."

Sunset...

Dissolving into the horizon

It was still so gorgeous until the end

Reflecting me

In your warm...

Falling asleep in arms

I hope this moment will last forever

Even if I turn into a monster

I long for your love now I am no longer confused

Only you can share what I feel

Every inch of my skin and every breath

Please embrace me without reservation

There are thousands of kinds of happiness

I turn a blind eye and don't want to touch

Even if it hurts more, I will still stay by your side

I long for your love to be more unforgettable than the love I have now

I long for a deeper and stronger love

In your heart, in your eyes

Leaving proof that I once existed...

I long for your love to be more unforgettable than the love I have now

I long for a deeper and stronger love

In your heart, in your eyes

Leaving proof that I once existed...

"Thank you..." Ikari Shinji really wanted to say, thank you for your love and for accompanying me through those years: "Misato, if it weren't for you, I don't know how I would have survived those despairs. Without your encouragement, I would not have been able to make it. Thank you... If I have courage, it must be you who gave me that courage."

"Infinite Embrace" - Technically, it's Katsuragi's theme song.

Chapter 80 Misato, carry on!

"Misato-san! Drive slower, drive slower!! —Ah!"

Katsuragi Misato is already 20 years old. How can she be horny for a junior high school student when she's in college?

Seriously, that's disgusting! Of course, there are still differences. For example, some people like the anime world, like a certain author. They like... for example, Ayanami. Isn't that a coincidence? This author has been liking 14-year-old Ayanami since he was 14. Can this be called a pedophile? No! 20 years later, he's 34 now, and he still likes 14-year-old Ayanami - this can only mean one thing: loyalty! And logically, the other person should be 34, so he's definitely not a pedophile!

Katsuragi Misato is completely unacceptable, disgusting! She's been in love with that elementary school girl since high school; here, she finally made it to junior high, so isn't that enough? —But she's in college.

"Shinji, as an adult, I must give you some advice."

While eating lunch at the highway rest area, Katsuragi threw junk food and fat otaku happy water at the beautiful boy while getting back into the car.

"Eh?" Katsuragi Misato? Advice to herself? If you were to say last week's episode, it's possible, even though he's a pedophile, even though he's a money-grubber, even though he's...

But she is a woman who can die for Shinji Ikari.

"Have you ever considered your future with Asuka and Rei?" This earnest attempt at discord is irrelevant. Happiness is truly unpredictable; some are happy, while others are sad. Now that the battle has begun, I must use my strengths!

"Thinked about it."

"I knew you hadn't considered it...eh?" The older sister was stunned and even took off her sunglasses. Her face seemed to say, "Really? I don't believe it."

"Shinji-kun, don't say such angry words!" Katsuragi Misato suddenly felt that she should take better control of her partner's future. As a mature older sister, it was her responsibility to pave the way for him. "Think about it! After all, Asuka is different from you. She is the daughter of a multinational company and the youngest double doctor in history. A beauty of this level will not last long with you anyway. Considering your family background is also a major factor. You can't just take a dream seriously. And Rei, she will definitely be a good sister. But you and her are cousins ​​after all. You look so much like her. I can't imagine what your children will be like in the future. It's a genetic issue. Neither of them is suitable for you, and with your conditions, what kind of girl can't you find? - But dating two girls at the same time, do you think it's possible?"

"Of course it's possible." Ikari Shinji nodded and said, "There are many oil men who have dozens of harems and hundreds of others themselves."

"Uh... oil guys are rich!" Misato Katsuragi hit the nail on the head.

"I have one too, and there will be more in the future." Shinji Ikari said this, and then took out his newly bought XX mobile phone.

"??? Shinji, did you buy a new phone? What brand is this? I've never seen it before?"

"Huawei." Xiao Ding said without even looking up, "My personality is very refined, but I should at least remember my roots. In the future, praising Huawei will become a popular art. If you praise Huawei, you will be a close friend of the Chinese people."

"? How is that possible?"

"Just look at it—it works pretty well, and as long as you have the money, any brand of phone will do." The 8848 might be a bit inferior, but middle-aged and older men like it. As Xiao Ding spoke, he held an app in his face.

"? What is this?" Katsuragi was confused, looking at the many zeros after the 1.

"If you can't understand other things, can you not understand words? - This is my income from last month." This... Selling art and selling your body is still selling your body! The money earned from selling chrysanthemums is also money! What's wrong with that? You laugh at the poor but not at the prostitutes! Well, it's money, it's not shameful to stick it out.

Thanks to Mr. Zhu Xun for the 10 US dollars!

"?! You...how much did you earn? You went to China, didn't you sell your body?" Suddenly, Katsuragi looked very serious and touched Xiao Ikari's body randomly a few times.

"...No, Misato-nee, you're being too unrestrained." Ikari was so frightened that he quickly took two steps back. Then he continued, "It's legal and reasonable. My mother knows."

"? Sister Wei knows about this too? That shouldn't be a problem...right? No, they say foreigners are better at chanting. You're going to China, and the money is too easy to make, isn't it?" Katsuragi Misato's worldview was severely shaken. "What's going on? Although China is indeed in the stage of economic take-off, this...should I really take Chinese as an elective?"

"Of course, for the sake of my life. If I hadn't found a villa in a wealthy area, I would have made a fortune for my whole family in China before 2020."

"???"

"So, the next few years will be my takeoff period. In 2020, when I'm 19 years old, whether it means changing to Saudi Arabian citizenship or some other method, I will marry Ayanami and Asuka. No one in this world can stop me, I say!" Xiao Ikari said it very domineeringly, and asked Katsuragi: "Of course, Ayanami and Asuka are the established targets - do you want to come to my place and be a parasite? The kind that I'll support you for the rest of your life."

“??? Even if you say so…”

"I'll give you one last chance—a life of idleness, doing nothing. Lying at home every day, shopping. Do you hate Asuka and Ayanami?"

"No, I don't hate it..."

"Don't you want to live like this?"

"Of course I want to..."

"What are you waiting for?"

"Wow... No, I'm a mature adult, I absolutely cannot..."

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Then Katsuragi gave in.

She got back in the car and set off again, and it was Xiao Ding who helped her fill up the gas.

"Ah, this kind of life might not be bad—so I'm going to do live streams with you in the future? Then I really need to learn Chinese."

"By the way, Misato-san, what is your main major now?"

"Biological science and bioinformatics—a sunrise industry. Shinji, if you go to college in the future, remember to study our major. It's very impressive."

“…That’s true…”

Misato Katsuragi was actually doing this last episode. She was the Operations Director of the Tactical Command Department at NERV.

Although it feels like all the work is done on the spur of the moment, the main job besides fighting is to take the blame.

It's bad luck, maybe Xiao Ikari and the other person are in the same boat.

However, before joining NERV, she worked in biotechnology, genetic analysis research - PENPEN. The penguin that seems to be related to Ma was a test subject during that time. This reflects Katsuragi's character. The only reason she adopted Penpen was to save him from being humanely destroyed.

She was a very pure... scapegoat type of person. But she got tired of taking the blame and just passed it on to Xiao Ikari.

"Maybe after 2020 you'll become quite useful...right?"

It seems that Japan does not have its own vaccine?

“Why are you so obsessed with 2020?”

"No, actually I'm more obsessed with 2015, but it looks like I've gotten over that hurdle. Hahahaha... ah!? Misato-san, pay attention to the front, the front! Ah!!!"

81 Selling my mother for fame? Impossible - I can only sell myself.

Xiao Ikari has a lot of respect for his biological mother, Yui Ikari. So even if his wife is too tired from life and wants to remarry...

Xiao Ikari would also express his support while spitting out three liters of blood.

But the thing is, Shinji Ikari never imagined in his lifetime that Yui Ikari was actually a lesbian. Oh my, Mom, have you gotten prettier? Of course she was pretty all along—it's just that Mom's past romances turned out to be about abandoning her, and I'm a genius at feigning ignorance.

As for Ikari Yui, she was back home on a routine basis. Apparently, she'd discovered something, so she asked Katsuragi to bring Ikari along too—they'd gone from Tokyo (nearby areas) to Aichi Prefecture, and the accelerator pedal was incredibly homophobic.

Life is about dying.

It wasn't too late for Katsuragi Misato to finally realize this truth. Of course, the last thing Katsuragi Misato knew before she died was to go home and wash her blankets.

Nonsense, Xiao Ding has always been the one doing the housework. Have you ever washed the blanket when you got home?

In any case, after Katsuragi Misato stepped on the accelerator and sent Shinji Ikari over, she immediately went to her "mother-in-law" to show her kindness.

He left Xiao Ikari and Makiba aside.

"……real?"

"of course it's true."

The boy looked at the girl in front of him with a shocked look and asked, "Impossible?"

such.

Little Ikari is 14 this year. When Ikari Yui went to get married, Makiba was 14.

Even if Ikari-chan was a warp-jumper, Makiba is at least 28 this year! A conservative estimate is that she doesn't need to turn 30 anymore.

She's of mixed British and Japanese descent. Even if Makiba wants to marry a young woman who's three years her senior's age, Ikari Yui is still alive! Did Ikari Yui take the wrong medicine? Only someone crazy would let their son date a 14-year-old woman. If she can guarantee at least five gold bricks, wouldn't you be exhausted to death?

What's more, this woman was dumped by your mother! Are you bored or did you take the wrong medicine to marry a woman named Nutong? This woman is a pedophile no matter how you look at it, and she wants to have both mother and child!

"Hiss... then my mom was... quite unkind back then." The handsome boy pinched his chin, pretending to think, and glanced at the girl in front of him: "You mean to say that my mom clearly sensed your feelings back then, but pretended not to notice at all. She kept you hanging, and then when she found someone better, she dumped you?"

"Yes, yes, do you think that Senior Sister is going too far?"

A 28-year-old old lady looks like a 16 or 7-year-old high school student. This baby face is interesting, right?

"Yeah, that's too much!" Ikari Shinji nodded, then took Makiba's hand and was about to leave: "Come on, let's repeat what you said to me to my mother! Let her be ashamed - let's go?"

"Eh?... Stop it, don't do that... Yamedie!"

"...Stop screaming!" Ikari Shinji quickly let go of her hand and jumped away as if frightened. "I have a girlfriend, can you please stop doing this? If someone saw this, they'd think I did something to you."

"...? You, you have a girlfriend?!"

"Why?" Ikari Shinji curled his lips in dissatisfaction and said, "You're not allowed?"

"Xu, but, but you're still in junior high school." Miss Mary looked entangled and asked, "Junior high school students falling in love... and having a girlfriend..."

"What's wrong? Didn't you also want to have a lesbian relationship with my mom when you were 14?"