There is no place for Kirishima, Kaworu Nagisa, or Makiba!

"Ugh..." Katsuragi immediately felt that things couldn't be allowed to develop like this. "...I surrender, surrender and lose half, okay? - Take me with you..."

The tone was just like that of a humble kid who wanted to join the game when he was little.

Chapter 78 It hurts, it hurts so much!

Misato Katsuragi, the heroine.

Yes, the villains in the original EVA were simply copying and pasting ideas from their former studio, Studio Ghibli. EVA is technology left over from a previous civilization, and the Ghibli formula of human misuse and technological advancement was applied to it. If you look at the original EVA's 26 episodes, the style of the first and last episodes is like a misunderstanding. Ryoji Kaji's G marked a watershed moment, a complete 180-degree turn.

In the early days, you could still see some everyday, comedic elements—but later on, it was all about dark, dark, and brutal moments. Don't be fooled by Anno's current indifference to EVA, his distancing from fans. You want him to return all the money he's earned from EVA over the years? — Holy crap! How could that be possible!

We just take things one step at a time, support whoever is popular, and write whatever plot can make money - the heroine of EVA.

Originally it was Misato Katsuragi.

A great car was prepared for Shinji Ikari! Unfortunately, Ayanami later surpassed her and became the most popular character. Asuka appeared and went from being a supporting actress to the heroine. The script went through the roof more than once or twice, but in the end, there was really no other way and they could only make up the plot randomly. But no matter what -

Misato Katsuragi is the heroine!

Give me some face! The voice actor is Kotono Mitsuishi, a truly popular voice actress from 1995! Of course, back in 95, not to mention that many of you guys don't remember, you probably hadn't even created an account on Earth Online yet—and speaking of this shitty game, didn't you guys see how much we ate shit when we played it? Why do you still want to play it?

But no matter what, Misato Katsuragi is the heroine!

Now, a certain heroine is kneeling on the ground and begging - take me to play with you.

"Plus you?"

"Yes, yes - Rei." Misato Katsuragi gave a wry smile.

This week, Katsuragi Misato lived a perfectly comfortable life. Her parents were in harmony, and her father and daughter had a wonderful relationship. Since there was no Second Impact, Kaji Ryoji didn't have a dark side to his life—and thus, he never met Katsuragi. Their lives didn't intersect, but Katsuragi actually met Ikari, who was still an elementary school student, in junior high school.

Basically, she lived a happy life like a silly girl every day - the kind of life that "life has already been achieved, homosexuality does not need to work hard." She felt that when the time came, she would get married with Xiao Ding.

Are you dreaming?

"why?"

"Huh..." Katsuragi Misato took a deep breath in the voice of Mitsuishi Kotono, and then said in one breath without any punctuation: "I can help with interpersonal relationships, washing clothes, folding quilts, cooking, and taking care of children. It's not appropriate for you two to get married as siblings, and living together as a trio is not an option either. Why not just marry me and I'll take care of everything. In the marriage agreement, I fully allow the three of you to be together, as long as you bring me along. My parents have a house somewhere else, and it's not convenient for Sister Wei to be at home, so why not just move in with me? - How about it?"

Back then, Mitsuishi Kotono's ability to name all the dishes in one breath was truly amazing.

"...That's it?" It was obvious that Katsuragi's words did not impress Ayanami.

"Hey! - What did she just say?" Subconsciously, she only wanted to please Ayanami. Asuka's aura was actually very strong - but unfortunately not as strong as Ayanami's in this round - and Asuka had never experienced Katsuragi's calling out the dishes, so she was a little confused when she said it all in one breath, as her Japanese was not very good to begin with.

"She said...it doesn't matter. Whatever she says is fine." Ayanami smiled at the other person. "It's not good to shatter someone's hopes—Ah, I didn't expect Ikari-kun to have such great charm?"

"???" Xiao Ikari was stunned. The seemingly thin and handsome boy showed a harmless smile. "No, no? I..."

"I didn't expect that Ikari-kun would be such a person!" Ayanami looked at Shinji Ikari with cold eyes.

"what?"

"nausea."

“?!?! Ah?! Aya… Ayanami, what happened?”

"Hmph... go ask Soru-san!" Ayanami turned around and left the living room. She now regarded Katsuragi as a pedophile, a love rival, and a NTR target.

But theoretically speaking, Katsuragi is a rare "adult" character in last week's episode.

He's not very reliable and has his own problems. But compared to his dog-like father, the idle "uncle character" Kaji Ryoji, Asuka who only adds pressure, Ayanami who has almost no ability to communicate emotions, Akagi who only knows how to poke himself with needles, and Fuyutsuki who always looks like he'll die of old age (but survives to the end).

Surrounded by people like this, Katsuragi suddenly seemed taller.

As a [decompressor], although Old Ikari's NERV intelligence department is very poor, even if it was poor, the matter of Ikari x Katsuragi would have been exposed long ago - Old Ikari thought about it for a long time and may have thought of his youthful years, or simply didn't care in order to tie Ikari down - this made Ikari and Katsuragi have a good relationship last episode.

Until she becomes the Riddler.

"Oh, right." Ayanami stopped walking as she was heading to her and Ikari Shinji's room. "Mom won't be back until... probably this afternoon. You still have three hours. Misato-nee, five minutes of your hour have already passed. Please hurry up, you haven't finished my homework yet. If you don't finish it, you'll never see Ikari-kun again in this life."

"?!"

Where do these emotional capitalists come from?

"Ayanami? I... oops."

Ayanami is the wife, and her relationship with Katsuragi is pretty good this week. Over the past four years, Katsuragi has certainly been a big help during the most difficult economic times. Yui Ikari often asks Katsuragi to help with childcare when she's out working.

Although this action is similar to letting Monkey King visit the Peach Garden, and the consequence of [taking care of children] is that Ikari stands on the cabinet and stirs the wok. Ikari is busy running around, and Ikari takes care of Ayanami and Katsuragi meticulously and never gets tired of it... It is probably at this time that Katsuragi wants to find Ikari, his housekeeper in two lives, to take good care of himself.

But Asuka has been disliking Katsuragi since last episode! ...Although he did help her a lot last episode, but that was completely washed away by the feeling of being cuckolded!

You can argue with me at any time, just argue with me!

"Asuka, it hurts!" Asuka grabbed Ikari's ear and he grimaced in pain.

"Hurt? You still feel pain?!" It hurts, it hurts so much! Last week, I was the one who was really in pain, okay? - After "practicing" kissing, I turned around and found myself in another woman's bed. Hurt? "I don't think it hurts enough for you!!!"

I felt Asuka's emotional fluctuations.

Ikari also seemed to have vaguely sensed something—last week, he had thought he and Katsuragi hadn't revealed anything, but now it seems Asuka already knew. She even told Ayanami... and now she's furious.

"Calm down, Asuka, calm down, I..."

"You want to calm down about 'this' thing?——" As expected of someone who has had a spiritual connection, Asuka's anger made Ikari afraid to speak: "Listen!——In this life, if you dare to do this again... I will castrate you!"

He stepped on the tatami in front of Xiao Ikari.

In an instant, Xiao Ding felt the blood in his body run cold.

"Do you understand?"

"...Yes, yes! I'll miss you tomorrow."

"Hmph...be good!" Asuka suddenly nodded and said with a smile: "--You will be punished for making mistakes, but if you behave well..."

Jealousy, a desire to show off, and the thought of "I've finally made it this day" combined to easily overwhelm any sense of shame. Asuka gently kissed Ikari on the cheek, looking at the stunned Katsuragi with a defiant look: "As for you, Katsuragi... Humph! Stop dreaming! Ikari Shinji is mine, understand?! Mine! — You, the woman who never got married and died of old age in an apartment, who always uses Shinji as a shield and says you're doing it for Shinji's own good — you don't deserve to be with Shinji, understand?!"

"?!?!"

Friends, please don't bring in last week's emotions.

Chapter 79: Infinite Hugs

"...For things like this, you need to write a will."

"..."

Isn't this a coincidence? Although Ayanami and Asuka were on high alert as children, fate played such a trick on them - Ikari Yui asked Katsuragi to drive and took little Ikari to meet up with Ikari Yui.

The reason for the convergence is also very simple.

Visit old Ikari’s grave.

It seems like years have passed. Whether it was due to schoolwork or long journeys, Ikari Yui often performed memorial services at home. As old Ikari would say, it's all in the heart.

Just say it for your own good intentions.

I'm not sure why Ikari Yui wanted to have little Ikari attend this year, and why he had to bring an "outsider" along. Maybe it's because when Ikari Yui visited the grave of his father, Makiba, he was there? If his son didn't come along, it would be hard to explain to his father if no one else did.

Of course, what's wrong with following her son? Given the relationship between Ikari Sr. and Ikari Sr., she could probably seriously be a mother to him right there at his grave.

Of course, Ikari went to take Katsuragi's car.

This is not a comfortable seat.

Everyone knows Katsuragi's driving skills - if you want to ride in Katsuragi's car, you need to have a will written.

Katsuragi's car was also different from ordinary ones. After all, it was several years older than Ikari. The two headlights were large and bright, but they were likely original Japanese models. These headlights were quite rare in Japanese cars, and the body was sleek and full of curves. The leather seats were perfectly smooth, and the wipers were very sensitive. Although it looked like it hadn't been driven for a long time, it was obvious that the car cleaned itself well. The audio system was also perfect, and the sound quality was absolutely superb. There was no jolting during operation, which showed how soft the explosion-proof airbags were. The four tires had clear treads, and although one of the two exhaust pipes had been used long ago because it was a used car, the other was still brand new. The exhaust was quite good, and after not driving for a while, you'd notice that both exhaust pipes were practically new.

This is Katsuragi's car from the previous round.

This week's Katsuragi is a completely new car. The headlights are a bit small, and the car is relatively new. The bumper has never been hit, and both exhaust pipes are brand new, even the car wrap is still there. The only problem is that the wipers are too sensitive...huh?

"Your car." Xiao Ikari walked to Katsuragi's car. Although Katsuragi's car was brand new, Katsuragi's car was second-hand. "It's old, right?"

"Huh? You little brat have no idea of ​​the charm of adults! This is the Cosmo Sport! One of Mazda's most classic models!" Katsuragi pointed at the car with a proud look on his face. "I spent a lot of effort to find it, and after buying it, I saved and worked hard for a year to fix it up."

"..." Isn't it still a used car? Ah, what's the point of cherishing it so much? When others use it, they never care what the next person will think.

"Get in!" Katsuragi pulled out her sunglasses, donned them handsomely, and waved. She had specially dressed for the occasion, a red jacket, a black skirt, and a red beret. She looked so dashing—and Ikari suddenly had a strange sense of déjà vu.

"Well then, Asuka, Ayanami—you two should take good care of the house..."

"Ahh..." Asuka looked at Katsuragi with a thief's eyes: "I really don't know what Auntie is thinking, letting the wolf watch the sheep... If this pedophile dares to make a move, remember to call the police!"

"Ah... Asuka seems to have some misunderstanding about me." No matter how good your temper is... you have to endure it. Now is the time to "take me out for fun." It's obvious that the conscienceless Shinji Ikari has a preference, focusing more on Ayanami and Asuka, so Katsuragi took advantage of the adult advantage at this time - I have to endure it! "I'm a serious adult."

"Would a decent adult be in heat of a 14-year-old boy?"

"How, how can you talk like that? I..."

"Okay, Miss Misato, you should get on the road." Ayanami pointed at Katsuragi's car and said, "Remember to drive carefully and don't speed. Otherwise...even if you come back safely, I still want to have a good talk with you."

"Hey!——Hi, Hayi!——" Katsuragi looked at Ayanami's aura, and then said to Ikari: "Hurry up and get in the car, otherwise I will be tortured to death."

"Oh... then bye. I'll probably be back for dinner."

"Yeah..." Ayanami responded with a smile, "Asuka and I will prepare something delicious for you when you come back."

"!!! I'll be back soon! Hey, or I won't go, my dad's things are just external things..."

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Ikari and Katsuragi went together.

After all, Katsuragi is a good driver, so Ikari can only sit next to him.

Although Katsuragi's car is not the same model, the model always reminds Ikari of a song.

Weeping love heart, なかないでわたしのこいごころ、涙はお前にはにあわない、なみだはおまえにはにあわない、ゆけただゆけいっそわたしがゆくよ、ああ心がLaughter! Laughter!

—The famous “homo” song (not really!) — “Winter Flowers”!

Driving this car makes Shinji Ikari really want to write a will.

"Mi...Misato-san?" Ikari was so scared in the car: "What's wrong with you? Are you angry?"

“No!”

"You, you're still angry, right?"

"Hmph—when Rei and Asuka were bullying me, you didn't help me at all!" Katsuragi seemed to be in a rage, and shoved his red beret on Ikari's head. "All you do is wipe my tears! Hmph... I say, you didn't really... do it with those two... did you?"

"...Have you done that? No, no." Xiao Ikari rolled his hands repeatedly, then revealed a fascinated expression: "But...if I think about it carefully, it should be...soon, right? Oh! Oh! -Okay, drive carefully! No, why are you hitting me!"

"Hit you? If I really want to without driving... Humph! Hey, didn't you say you liked me before?"

"? Yeah, you still like Misato-san?"

"Then why... choose those two!?"

"Because I like them too?"

"!!! What kind of scumbag are you?"

"I've already told you that I like Ayanami very much—and there's another girl named Asuka. When have you ever lied to me?"

"Me!!!—You scumbag, scumbag!"

"No, don't hit me!"

After a while of noise, Katsuragi suddenly sighed: "You know that Akagi Ritsuko, right?"

"? Ah, Ritsuko-sister."

"Ritsuko, 'Sister'? --You're calling me that so affectionately. Sigh...but recently, I had a dream. In the dream...how should I put it, I felt so sorry for you."

"?!?! Are you sorry?" Xiao Ding suddenly put his face close to the other person's face: "Tell me, who did you cheat with in your dream?"

"...Heh, you're only allowed to cheat on me with other women in the real world, but I'm not even allowed to cheat in my dreams? - Besides, who said I cheated on you with a man?"

"...Oh, so you cheated on me with Ritsuko-san in your dream?"

"Ahh! Do I look like a lesbian?"

"It's not this, it's not that—what else can you do to let me down?" Xiao Ding was very puzzled. Since these didn't matter: "Don't worry, I will secretly support you in the future. No matter how much you want every month—I will give you as much as appropriate, and I won't let you live a worse life than now. Just be at ease and be your manure-making machine—"

"Really? What's that called a shit-making machine? How disgusting! In my dream..."

"Yeah, I'm listening."

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