Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

There seems to be more than one entrance to such a large base.

"...To sum up, this is a really leaky warning." Ikari pouted and shared his thoughts with Katsuragi. He poured out his thoughts along with the resentment of being ambushed in his past life. "They say this NEVR is some kind of organization that can save the world, but I guess that's all it is."

The intelligence officers who were following nearby broke out in cold sweats when they heard this - what kind of plague had come?

"Ah, ah...Okay, I'll report this to the Commander when I get back." Katsuragi sighed and said, "But if you think about it, we actually have a security system here too. These surveillance cameras...uh, even if they're replaced with guard posts..."

"It's useless. This building is built at a terrible angle. There are so many residential houses around it, the intersection is not good, and the orientation and shape of the building are not good either." Xiao Ding pointed at the gate, then pointed to the intersection next to it and a two-story European-style cafe next to the intersection.

"Put a machine gun here, and you'll be blocked from all four directions. You can directly block the base entrance from here. With two RPGs on either side, even heavy vehicles coming out of here will be useless. There's something wrong with this design..."

"Alright, alright, don't say anything that's detrimental to unity."

Don't I want to? I can't. Otherwise, NEVR wouldn't have been slaughtered like chickens by the warlords. The final battle was fought by the commanders of the command system in tunnels and corridors.

"Crack—rumble…"

After the vehicle enters the vehicle elevator, it continues to descend - refer to the first episode of EVA.

"How is it? A very long tunnel, right?"

"Indeed, it's almost the same as the new Moscow subway, and it's comparable to the subway in North Korea. I took one when I was 10 years old and went to South Korea. It was indeed longer than those..." Xiao Ikari said: "Wow——"

"Isn't it awesome?"

Then, seeing the magnificent underground complex of NEVR, no matter how many times Ikari saw it, he would sigh, "Sokka—what a fucking waste."

94 Let me tell you: If I were to cosplay my mom, you, Dad, would die on the spot!

Soon, with the intelligence department's personnel as the real guide, Ikari did not get lost this time, and he and Katsuragi quickly met their father in the flesh.

As soon as he saw Xiao Ding, he looked "shocked", but then he quickly calmed down.

"In this scorching heat, he's wearing such a thick sweater and a leather jacket. In this dark room, he's wearing sunglasses—does he have rabies?" Ikari whispered softly in Katsuragi's ear. It's hard to fathom the concept of this thing being unable to see light, water, or wind. It's supposed to be summer all year round in Japan, and the air conditioner is set to -20 degrees Celsius inside. And just for this, he's wearing a sweater inside?

Little Ikari looked around the room and saw it was about two or three hundred square meters, maybe even more. In such a large office, there was only one desk in the middle for Old Ikari.

Are you looking after graves?

Hearing Ikari's quiet complaints, Katsuragi, standing beside him, nearly broke down. He pinched himself hard on the buttocks to stop himself from laughing at this scene of "loving father and filial son".

Think about it carefully. When he was young, his father neglected the housekeeping because of his scientific research. When he was young, he had a bad relationship with his father. What about his father's knot, what about the final atonement? Compared with the father and son of this plane, these are nothing.

You have to say that the Ikari family is really lively.

Mom melted; Dad slipped away; Son was kidnapped! — After finally meeting, over a decade later, a young woman shows up and starts dating the son. A quick look at the girl's DNA reveals it's not all his mother's, but at least hers is his aunt or sister. For various reasons, the father is jealous of his own son — oh, your world is so messed up.

Tired, destroy it.

In this dimension, Xiao Ding was even kidnapped and trained in the Soviet Union for a long time, and fought in the Middle East for four years.

"Long time no see, Shinji."

I don't know if it's Alzheimer's, or if it's just hearing loss, or if it's just the distance between them, so the sound wasn't heard. Anyway, Ikari Gendō didn't react to Ikari's whisper. Instead, he sat behind his desk, striking his signature arm-crossed pose. Besides Ikari Gendō, the others who followed suit were a bit silly (beep!), a bit of a chuunibyou. Oh well, forget it, don't ask.

"Yes!" Xiao Ikari suddenly stood at attention and saluted.

This scared Katsuragi next to him.

Could you Ikari family members please stop being so startled?

"Your Excellency, Commander, I am a member of the Leninist Communist Youth League of the Soviet Union. Former captain of the 3rd Squadron of the Beta Youth Infantry Regiment of the Siberian Front; currently Lieutenant Shinji Ikari, deputy commander of the Beta Mercenary Corps! I report to you and invite your inspection!"

Lieutenant? Katsuragi thought about the documents he had read - oh, he was only one rank higher than the other party? (A first lieutenant is a captain, and a third lieutenant is a major, so Katsuragi never got a senior regular rank until his death, which was just a major. Shinji Ikari? Oh, that's even worse)?

"..." A thousand horses were flying freely in Gendo Ikari's heart.

Are you not going to admit yourself?

Old Ikari is a true social anxiety sufferer, a mentally ill one. It's a combination of innate and acquired factors. Let's put it this way: Old Ikari is an orphan, in the physical sense. Judging by the setting and the narration, he must have been raised in an orphanage. Theoretically, should society be thankful for this? It seems not, otherwise he wouldn't have developed such a severe antisocial personality.

Although we criticize Old Ikari, we should analyze objective issues objectively and not look at things subjectively. Old Ikari was born into an orphan and is not good at socializing. In District 11, there is a sickly relationship between superiors and subordinates, a society that values ​​face and favors.

He is basically an object of contempt. According to old Ikari, he is very reluctant to communicate with others and is a serious social anxiety. However, some people invite him to visit relatives, colleagues, classmates and so on. But he refused them all, and refused things like friendship - pure low emotional intelligence. But he likes reading and piano, and I don't know what supplementary setting this is. After meeting Ikari Yui, all this changed. He felt that the world suddenly became clear -

This is the power of sexual desire.

Objective problems require objective analysis, not subjective at all, really.

Okay, now that I've made this objective analysis—this source of all evil is mentally ill. Please don't drag everyone down with you. If you have a disease, treat it quickly. Destroy your antisocial personality quickly.

"Ikari." There was an old man behind Ikari Gendo.

He stands when Old Ikari sits, he watches when Old Ikari eats, he accompanies Old Ikari when he plays chess - isn't this teacher's job a bit miserable?

Yes, he's the former teacher of Old Ikari and Yui's mother, Fuyutsuki, whose surname is Zeng (Kozo). He was 59 in 2015, just shy of turning 60 and preparing for retirement. He's the second-in-command of NEVR, but he doesn't even have a seat next to the commander. Even at his age, he's expected to stand.

A lover of abnormal love, he's been unilaterally unclear about Ikari Yui his entire life. How old was Ikari Yui decades ago? The old man, even as a professor, already had his eye on her—but that's all he did in his life. A pure Kame man, he doesn't even seem to be married. The last person we see in the old theatrical version's supplementary plan is Ikari Yui... seemingly harmless trash, a lover of abnormal love rotting alone in a corner. But in reality, his biggest problem is that he keeps quiet. He hasn't told old Ikari one crucial thing—Ikari Yui willingly dissolved in Unit-01.

Old Ikari didn't know. He thought Yui had melted, and Ikari surely didn't like that! Trapped in Unit-01, that half-human, half-ghost feeling must have been incredibly uncomfortable. Old Ikari knew how painful it was, unable to die even if he wanted to! Humanity had never experienced such a painful experience, such permanent confinement at the soul level.

——However, all of this was done voluntarily by Yui Ikari for the sake of her son (more than ninety-nine percent of her heart) and all of humanity (less than one percent).

Isn’t it too much to call her a goddess?

Old Ikari and the old man together look over a century apart. The old man even has to persuade Old Ikari, a 48-year-old socially anxious giant: "Ikari, it seems your son has some ideas?"

"Hmph, poor brainwashed wretch." He uttered a tsundere remark through gritted teeth, but it was a shame that the almost fifty-year-old man couldn't be tsundere. "I never thought I'd become a Red Army soldier... Never mind. It doesn't matter, as long as it's useful."

Old Ikari stood up.

As an extreme social phobic, he is actually afraid of seeing his son deep down in his heart - just like you didn't like seeing your teacher when you were a child.

The more afraid you are, the more you should act fearless.

"Shinji, long time no see." He still has to act like a dad. I'm your dad, I'm your dad, I'm your dad! --- Buff piled up: "In Siberia, how are you?"

This isn't out of concern, but rather that the Japanese, apart from this sentence structure, don't know any other greetings. No matter how socially anxious Ikari is, he's still from District 11.

"Yes! It's been a very fulfilling life!" Xiao Ding replied, standing with his hands behind his back. "After ten years of training and actual combat, I am sure I can complete the mission assigned to me by the organization with excellence! As a mercenary, I have my own beliefs and integrity! - I hope you can provide sufficient strategic support - with mutual trust and mutual benefit, we will definitely achieve a perfect conclusion!"

"Hahaha, Ikari, it looks like you've met your match." The old man stabbed him again from behind.

"...Humph." Damn it, so annoying! Old Ikari curled his lips, a sneer hanging on the corner of his mouth. You ignore me, and I will ignore you! Humph! Humph! "I see, if that's the case, then there's nothing more to say - Katsuragi, you did a good job this time."

"Yes, thank you, Commander!" Thank you, Commander, for your cultivation! Thank you, Commander, for your cultivation! Katsuragi also saluted quickly - Xiao Ding dared to speak like this, but she didn't dare: "I don't deserve it."

"Well, take the third most suitable person with you to familiarize yourself with the place." Not even bothering to call Shinji, Old Ikari waved his hand and said, "Go to Dr. Akagi's place too."

"Yes! I'll take my leave." Hayi, you've got to dig, you damn mother!

After the two left, Dongyue's smile deepened.

"Ikari, it seems your son has the same personality as you? However, he speaks the same Japanese as Russian."

I felt something was wrong when I watched EVA, but when I grew up I realized that this wasn't [Hey, Sun Ge, you're really good at fighting]

"Humph, you're not Japanese anymore. Besides, you're too childish."

Old Ikari firmly refused to admit it. [Fuck, this is so annoying!]

There is no difference in essence, except that the combination of Lao Ikari and Fuyutsuki is more impressive.

"Really?" Fuyutsuki was quite emotional. His old eyes were blurry, but when he saw Ikari Yui's face, his eyes turned into digital ones - "You look so much like Yui. Isn't it, Ikari?"

"She only inherited Yui's face, but not Ikari Yui's wisdom and character. Her appearance is useless." Okay, I'll dress up as a woman and let you two old dogs break my defense!

Women's clothing is indeed disgusting.

But if wearing women's clothing can cause pain to the enemy, then it is worth it!

If you don't believe me, look no further than Mr. Sima Yi, the top-tier fart artist from Weishui. In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms," he's the one wearing women's clothing—so what if I can break the Prime Minister's defenses? Watch me give the Prime Minister a real fight! Fuck, go, ignore! (While this incident did occur in history, Sima Yi's response was, "I won't do it anymore. I'm going to write a letter to the Emperor (meaning I don't want to fight). I want a decisive battle.")

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Little Ding is walking on the road, and the revolutionary songs are so uplifting!

There are no two intelligence department people leading the way.

As expected, Katsuragi had an accident.

"Uh, this...that...well, should..."

Katsuragi looked at the map for a long time and finally got lost.

"...Miss Meili, aren't you a first lieutenant?" Xiao Ikari held out his hand with disdain. "You can't even understand a map, so you can't understand a battle map, right? Isn't this just one incompetent general ruining the entire army? - Forget it, give me the map, I'll lead the way."

"!!!" If you lose money, you can earn it again. If you lose a handsome guy, you can cheat him again! - If you lose your face, it's really gone! So Katsuragi used the Great Adult Face Summoning Technique! "I'm an adult, how could I be wrong! Follow me, it's definitely right!"

Xiao Ikari shrugged his shoulders and said in Russian, "As you say, dear."

“…Hey, what did you say?”

"He should have said, 'Everything is up to you, dear.' Such an uneducated person, how terrible." Just like in the first episode of EVA, Akagi Ritsuko stepped forward. But this time, unexpectedly, Akagi Ritsuko knew a little Russian. Akagi Ritsuko dribbled the ball and ran into Katsuragi, forcing him to stop, then practically face-to-face with him, "What? Are you lost again?"

"Uh, um, hahaha... Ritsuko, you're here." Unlike the first episode, Akagi Ritsuko isn't wearing a swimsuit today. Alas, the first episode relies on sex appeal, what else can we do? I don't know why, deep down, everyone thinks these high-class intellectual women must be queens, white coats, and blondes. Honestly, they're quite alluring, though Ikari isn't a fan of women wearing heavy makeup.

He likes light makeup, and Katsuragi, who is carefree and doesn't wear much makeup, is also very good (but he also wears it). As the saying goes, "I am afraid that ordinary powder will smudge the color, so I paint the beautiful woman with light makeup" means this.

"Is this Commander Ikari's son?" They'd met once when they were children, but his mother melted at their first sight. "Hello, I'm Ritsuko Akagi, Chief Research Officer of the Technical Development Department, Section 1, NEVR Headquarters."

Ritsuko, who has a rather aloof personality, thought Katsuragi was a chatterbox and a fool when she first met him. But after hearing about his childhood and aphasia, she actually fell in love with this chatterbox and a fool. They became close friends, supporting each other often. "Although Katsuragi is a fool, she's my fool! Who dares to touch her?" — a fateful relationship.

Although she has a rather aloof personality, considering that if she really succeeds in becoming a mistress... no, a fourth mistress (her mother is Akagi Naoko's mistress), then Ikari Shinji will be her adopted son, and wouldn't the relationship be established quickly?

"Yes! I am a member of the Leninist Communist Youth League of the Soviet Union Republic. Former captain of the third squad of the Beta Youth Infantry Regiment of the Siberian Front; currently deputy commander of the Beta Mercenary Regiment, Lieutenant Shinji Ikari! - It's a pleasure to meet you." Little Ikari shook the other person's hand and greeted him very cordially.

But deep down I felt a chill.

There's no way around it. The PTSD from the previous dimension is about to kick in. That needle piercing my bone marrow for a sample—my own mentally polluted treatment method was too violent. It was practically like dying, but for the sake of synchronization, I had to go without anesthesia. Many technical surgeries were performed or supervised by this person.

Without anesthesia or under semi-anesthesia, Xiao Ikari felt that the way he looked at him was like a butcher looking at dead pork. If he was flirting with Katsuragi, he hoped to have sex with him.

The pair of Akagi Ritsuko just licked her, licking as far as possible.

"My dear lady, you are so beautiful. You must be the most beautiful woman in all of NEVR." Greeting her in Russian, Ikari felt the dosage was not enough, so he began to increase the dosage and began to use sniping to specifically hit the opponent's vital points - "I dare say that your beauty is so great that even my expressionless father must be indifferent on the surface, but he loves you deep down. Not to mention the other people in the base -"

"...!??!" So... so bold! But keep going, I love to hear it! - Although I love to hear it, I can't say this out loud. "My Russian isn't very good, I just had some conversations with some scientists at an international exchange meeting. Okay, no more compliments."

Oh, you don’t understand and you’re blushing?

"Ritsuko, are you blushing?" Katsuragi felt something was amiss and immediately teased Ritsuko: "Hey, don't you dislike this style? When did you change the mouthpiece?..."

"Don't talk nonsense in front of the children! Otherwise I will report you and deduct your salary!" Akagi Ritsuko immediately glared at Katsuragi with a red face, then looked at Ko Ikari with pretended calmness.

This son is really getting more energetic the more I look at him! Yes, this kid has a future. I just found him liking me more and more. Although he looks a lot like his mother, the more I look at him, the more I like him!

"I just received news that Katsuragi is going to bring you to see me. I knew this guy would definitely get lost alone." Akagi Ritsuko stroked her hair and said, "Let me show you around."

"My pleasure, dear." He answered in Russian, and Ikari nodded and bowed quickly. He felt much more uncomfortable than seeing his own father.

"Uh... what are you guys talking about?"

"Nothing, I told you to just hang out with Kaji when you were in school, how about that? Didn't you come to the elective class?" Akagi lit a cigarette when he was in a good mood, and suddenly realized that the child was still there: "Oh, sorry..."

"It's okay, I don't mind—well, my cigarettes have been taken away." Xiao Ding patted his chest pocket and said awkwardly, "I haven't had any since I got off the plane. Can you give me one too?"

"...?! You, you're only 14, smoking?" Even though she'd secretly smoked as a child in hopes of looking more mature than her mother, and even now wore heavy makeup in hopes of appearing more mature—but when it came time to actually scold someone on the back, it was a different story: "This stuff is so harmful..."

"Ah, right? On the battlefield, you don't know if you can survive until tomorrow. It's already good enough that I'm not a morphine addict." Xiao Ikari smiled indifferently: "It's okay, I respect your opinion, dear."

"...Uh, that's not appropriate for Japanese people to address each other. Just call me Ritsuko." Calling me dear, dear isn't very nice. It's fine in Russian, but why are you calling me that in Japanese? "I... am not qualified to offer you a cigarette. Um... don't smoke anymore, it might affect your synchronization. By the way, I heard you can do a large AS? — Let's talk while we walk."

Tick-tick, tick-tick—two pairs of high heels, coordinating with Ikari Shinji. Two large trucks sandwiched one, and gradually, the plot began.

95 Thirty Like a Wolf

Mom, long time no see.

Facing such a huge EVA Unit-01's face.

Little Ikari really couldn't connect the other person with his biological mother Ikari Yui.

"You look a little surprised, but you're not really surprised?" Akagi Ritsuko, with her hands in the pockets of her white coat, looked at Ikari's reaction and nodded slightly. "I heard you were an AS pilot before?"

"Yes... but I can't help but sigh." Xiao Ikari looked at the Evangelion Unit-01 in front of him and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "It's so huge... so oppressive, it's completely incomparable to other AS. - Can you introduce it? Show me this, does it mean that this will be my vehicle in the future?"

"Yes, there will be no such record in the top-secret file I'm giving you. What I'm going to tell you next is the most top-secret of the top-secrets."

This was just the tip of the iceberg. Akagi Ritsuko certainly wouldn't reveal everything. "This is the ultimate universal humanoid decisive battle weapon, created by humans—the android, EV Angelion, Unit-01. Its manufacturing is classified at the highest level, and... it can be considered our last trump card."

"Oh?" Ikari agreed to remain silent and ponder. After a second of hesitation, he feigned confusion and asked, "Since it's Unit-01, there must be other models. When will it go into mass production?"

Mass-produced machines are the way to go.