Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Uh... there aren't any plans for mass production right now." Ritsuko Akagi was completely at a loss for words. After all, she didn't know that Seele wouldn't tell her about this. "But there are a few machines that are your colleagues..."

"? How many?" Xiao Ding asked, piercing his heart. "10? ...At least there's a basic formation, right?"

"...There is only one at the moment, Unit 00." This kid is so unlovable.

"...? Tsk." Xiao Ikari shook his head and complained directly, "I really don't know what's wrong with the Japanese. Why can't they go any further after reaching this point? Decisive battle weapons, decisive battle mentality - don't they know how they lost World War II? The whole thing about the protagonist machine is nonsense. Only mass production is king. In World War II, our Soviet T34 sea tanks crushed the enemy's excellent single-piece Tiger tank. Later, they slowly climbed up the technology and overwhelmed the battlefield technology with the IS series. Really, stingy."

Ikari said disdainfully, "This kind of thing should be left to us, the Soviets, not Japan. Tsk, this is probably another product of political compromise. It's really worrying to leave the final outcome of the world to these petty bourgeoisie—Oh, speaking of Unit-00, Unit-01, and decisive weapons, I suddenly remembered your jokers like Yamato and Musashi..."

"Alright, alright, stop talking." Seeing Akagi Ritsuko's face grow increasingly grim, Katsuragi chuckled and pulled Ikari away. "I'm not at that level to know that much, but I heard EVA production is very low because it's so expensive. The cost of starting one is enough to make a living, and maintenance can bankrupt a small country. As for producing just one, the cost is astronomical, right? I'm not sure, but it's not that we don't want to mass-produce it, it's that we don't have the money, you know?"

Oh, ugh! I don't have a problem with Katsuragi, I have a problem with the "higher-ups".

I fucked up those bastards, and the apostle really beat me to death. Then the world will share heat and coolness, and your [Human Instrumentality Project] will not be completed.

What's wrong with coming to help? Why do you have to play it safe with me? Extreme pressure? Extreme strategy? No rabbit, no hawk? — When they finally attacked me, mass-produced machines were like free, their combat effectiveness was insane. Even when you were losing against the Apostles, you didn't send troops. What kind of government strategy is this? A Chiang Kai-shek maneuver? Even after bombing the US base, you didn't even help me... I'm so fucking mad at you, you damned bureaucrats, you sophisticated egoists.

"Damn bureaucrats, sophisticated egoists." Xiao Ikari curled his lips, and then saw that Akagi Ritsuko's face was not very good. He immediately felt that he had said too much -

He didn't think he was being too harsh on Bourgeois, he just felt... he might have to suffer in the future.

Remedy it quickly!

"However, these are not things that the frontline researchers can influence." Usually, if there's a grudge, Ikari will avenge it on the spot. If it can't be avenged in a short time, we'll take our time! If it really can't be avenged... aren't you going to be my stepmother? "Dear Ms. Ritsuko, I sincerely admire the talent and wisdom of you and your team for being able to create such a massive war machine. You are truly the crystallization of humanity's outstanding wisdom. As a frontline combatant, I express my utmost respect and affirmation for you."

"..." Not bad, not a simple, naive kid. Suddenly, Akagi Ritsuko saw a bit of the elder Ikari in him. (Who are you scolding!) - Maybe, he's just a simple, straightforward warrior? Considering the environment Ikari grew up in, and then looking at the serious self-confidence he showed.

Being recognized and grateful, Akagi Ritsuko, a scientist, felt instantly relieved. She nodded slightly and said, "We know you've been exhausted from the journey, but time is of the essence. We'll only be conducting the most basic tests on you today. You won't need any combat training."

"It's okay." Xiao Ikari shook his head slightly and said, "Sagara and I... my comrades can carry out missions continuously, whether it's in the Russian wilderness or the Egyptian desert. Whether it's in the jungles of South America or on the seas of Southeast Asia, we don't need any rest! We are not afraid of hardship or death, and we will ensure that the mission is completed!"

"..." Oh, my heart ached instantly. Honestly, for a female scientist like Akagi Ritsuko, who wasn't exactly ruthless, but at least cold and rational in the lab, it wasn't easy for her to sympathize with others.

Now, Ritsuko Akagi really feels sorry for the young man in front of her - well, she already considers him her godson!

"Shinji-kun, there's no need to overwork yourself. Eva is different from ordinary combat robots; it has its own operating procedures. Extreme fatigue can cause mental damage. Sufficient rest may be more important to you and better for combat. After all, fatigue..."

"I do have a little trick for combating fatigue, and it doesn't require medication. It's a legacy from the squad of our great WWII sniper, Comrade Vasily Zaitsev. It allows you to stay awake for three days and three nights. My comrades and I have proven it effective while conducting sniper missions! Whenever you feel sleepy, just prick your hand and you'll wake up."

"!!!" He'd met a tough opponent. The weather was hot, and Ikari was only wearing a short-sleeved shirt. So when he raised his wrist, he could easily see the crisscrossing cuts—similar to the suicide scars of those in District 11 who couldn't withstand the blows of life and were suicidal. But the cuts on Ikari's wrist were more... rough, clearly not caused by suicide, but by a quest for clarity—the kind of cuts that were made with a single, sharp cut.

"Shinji-kun..." Katsuragi leaned over and spoke softly to the shorter boy, "Obedience is a soldier's virtue. Leave the rest to us. We understand your resolve, so... please obey the instructions of the researchers, okay?"

"Okay, Misato-san." Ikari nodded directly and immediately said, "I will obey all the arrangements of the researchers. I'm sorry, dear Ms. Ritsuko, I didn't mean to contradict you just now. I hope you don't mind. I just wanted to say that although I never understood, I have always valued researchers."

What a fucking good talker! Are the Soviets so kind to researchers? Should I just switch jobs?

"Yeah, it's okay." My first impression of Ikari was okay, except that he was a little reckless. Oh, because of his appearance, Ikari's behavior was actually forgivable. After all... he would be my godson in the future! "Then, come with me to the lab. Oh, Katsuragi, take him to the locker room first."

“…Ah? Changing clothes…”

"Forget it, I'll lead him there - Katsuragi! Follow us and don't get lost like last time! When we found you, you were lost in the three corridors of A15 and A18 for half an hour. How did you do it?!"

"Uh... well... those corridors look similar, don't they? Hey, Ritsuko, don't be mad."

Two big guys walked to the locker room with a child.

"Some tests can start right away." Akagi Ritsuko took out her glasses case from her white coat and put them on. The reflection on her eyes flashed! "The most basic physical indicators still need to be collected... Oops, are you shy?"

Akagi Ritsuko saw the young soldier in front of her, who was not afraid of swords, axes, or bullets. But when he said he wanted to check his body, his face suddenly turned red.

Suddenly I feel like playing!

I recall doing dissection experiments in college - although my college advisor once told me not to play with the lab equipment, sometimes I just wanted to see how many eggs were in the dead frog's stomach. After all, it was dead and the experiment was done - it didn't matter if I made one more cut, right?

The character's personality is very fitting.

"I...it's okay." Xiao Ikari pretended to be calm, not because he was shy.

But I'm afraid!

Even if Maya Ibuki were here, Ikari wouldn't have felt this bad. It was mainly because Akagi Ritsuko was so ruthless, and she dared to perform all kinds of experiments on herself. In order to collect her own samples to create a "puppet system", she even went so far as to directly collect bone marrow and... well.

"It's just a little uncomfortable... It's not like I have to do it on the battlefield, it's just the most basic..."

"I didn't ask you to take off all your clothes, so you can leave your underwear on." Akagi Ritsuko smiled and glanced back at a certain Lieutenant Katsuragi who did not want to be named. Oh, although he was drinking a canned drink, his eyes still drifted over. "What? This is not allowed? Now we need to check your weight, height, blood type - and other parts of your body. Hasn't your army ever done this before?"

"That doesn't matter..."

Xiao Ikari began to undress, and when he took off his shirt.

"Oh..." After taking a look, Ritsuko Akagi exchanged glances with her best friend Katsuragi and they instantly understood each other's thoughts.

This is the physique of a young soldier: thin when dressed, fleshy when undressed. He's not as slender as he appears in his clothes; undressing reveals a distinct eight-pack. It seems Ikari has naturally well-developed abdominal muscles (otherwise, he'd have a six-pack). Besides that, he should also have decent upper body strength. It's remarkable that he possesses such a beautiful figure, not just a rather "disgusting" amount of muscle mass (as some people prefer), despite his rather handsome face.

Of course.

It would be even better if you didn't look at the knife and gunshot wounds all over the other person's body.

"Hey, don't comfort people randomly." Suddenly, Ritsuko whispered to Katsuragi without raising her head.

"Tsk, how, how can you talk like that! Even I can't possibly attack a child of this age, right?"

"Oh? Hmm… wow, are you sure?"

Xiao Ding took off his pants.

Spring is here.

Ikari's underwear, like Sagara Sosuke's, is a premium military brand. Breathable, warm, and absorbent! They can even hold urine to dissipate heat from a gun barrel in a pinch. Of course, such a high-quality brand isn't just any boxer briefs; it's the kind that fits snugly.

If it fits the body, it will have a contour.

As for the silhouette... you know - men like to see the silhouette of a woman's tights.

vice versa.

At the request of many readers, Ikari's physical attributes have been strengthened. After all, it was the reader's request, so how dare I disobey?

Akagi drew a semicircle next to the slightly open sexy red lips with the pen in his hand, and then gave him a look for you to understand.

"He's a smart kid." Katsuragi took another sip from the empty can, trying to hide his embarrassment. "I'll take him to his own room after the test! Come on, there's an orientation party tonight, Ritsuko, do you want to come too?"

"Alright... but I might have to work all night tonight, maybe tomorrow. Then, I'll do it quickly—"

The awkward conversation ended, and Ritsuko directed Shinji Ikari: "Hmm... young soldier. Okay, then Shinji-kun, let's go to the scale first and measure the most basic things."

"OK……"

"No, no." Ritsuko, who was playful and generous, shook her head slightly and looked back at Katsuragi.

Katsuragi also had an "I understand" expression on his face, as if he knew what Ritsuko was going to say next and agreed with her next actions.

"Now this is business. It's fine to call me Misato-sister or Ritsuko-sister! But now, you have to answer 'Yes, sir'. Do you understand?"

"?" Huh? You didn't have this hobby last...last week? Or were you actually suppressing yourself the whole time last week and last week? No, right? We're really not familiar with each other: "Yes, sir! здравия желаю,сэр! Есть, сэр!!!"

"Okay, um... then it's height. Um... stand up straight. And then..." The tests were basically done: "Here, lift your legs up! Let's see how flexible you are."

“……?!?!” I had a physical test last week, and there weren’t so many problems, right?

"Oh right, answer!"

"Yes, sir!"

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Ritsuko was indeed a bit of a pervert—Katsuragi had thought so more than once. However, she didn't leave the pilot's locker room, and she barely blinked from beginning to end.

Oh well, I'll be 30 in a few months. Unless you go to a bar, it's rare to get this close to a 14-year-old doing these moves. Hmm... just treat it like men's gymnastics, isn't that normal? Besides... not many men's gymnastics go stripping like this; that's only in a professional bar. But do people in professional bars look like this? Anyone this age?

So, stay a little longer.

"Really..." Xiao Ikari sat in Katsuragi's Alpine A310 to feel how it looked before it was destroyed. "Misato, you are still very rich."

"Hahaha, no no... uh." Katsuragi suddenly got stuck, then said, "Shinji, do you have an account in Japan? If not, your salary can be paid into my account first. I'll save it for you first, and when you need it, I'll..."

"No need." Xiao Ikari shrugged and said, "I have an international account. As a daily settlement account, I won't be blocked. Thank you, Misato-san."

Are you still planning on exploiting minors this round? ...It's not that you can't exploit them, but the scoring situation.

"Uh... no, you're welcome." Katsuragi wanted to cry, but after thinking about this month's loan, he decided to put on a brave face and said, "Xiao Zhen, what are you going to do with your salary?"

"Not much use for it. I'll buy some books. Um, my fishing gear was blown up, so I need a new rod." Xiao Ding thought for a moment and added, "I'll also need a helmet. If they need it, I'll send some to the widow of a good comrade."

"...You're so kind to your comrades?"

"Yes."

"Well, I'm considered a comrade, right?"

Wow, is Katsuragi really that shameless? "Of course."

"Well... actually, uh. You know, that damn capitalism has led me into a consumer trap. Xiaozhen, can you help me? Please, just a month's turnover will be enough."

"? That's fine. But Misato-nee, you don't want to..."

96 Looking Back at the Flow of Love and Desire

Only adults understand adult pain, mainly because only adults know adult desires.

It was hard for someone like Xiao Ding, who was content with what he had, to think about this problem. At the supermarket, Xiao Ding bought a new fishing rod and some simple fishing gear, then went home with a helmet.

I wasn't sure if it was some kind of chain supermarket like Seven Eleven, but it certainly looked huge. Perhaps it was the wrong time, as no one was gathered except at the checkout counter. Ikari grabbed a few random items, while Katsuragi Misato grabbed two large cartons of canned beer. Some of the remaining items were instant food.

"...Misato-san." Xiao Ikari glanced at the food in the cart and asked, "Can we have something else? I'm almost vomiting from all this fast food on the battlefield..."

"Well... not impossible. But it would be better to welcome you with something good... But, but if you insist on eating something home-cooked, I can make it for you..."

How could I be so blind and even brainless? Is the food in Katsuragi for human consumption?

"Well, actually, if I'm really too busy, I might as well eat some fast food." Xiao Ding didn't have any other ideas, but simply threw two more bottles of beer in. "Is this brand good?"

"Hmm, it tastes good. You haven't been in Japan much, so Ebisu and Kirin are better. Emmm... they're both refreshing. As for shochu, I recommend Seto no Satoshi... Uh. Shin-chan? You don't want..."

"Well, forget about the beer." Xiao Ding pushed the cart back to the beverage area, picked up a bottle of vodka, and then put a box of xx brand whiskey.

"...That's a really Soviet-style selection method." Katsuragi scratched his head and said, "Although my words don't sound very convincing, but you're only 14...isn't it a bad idea to drink like this?"

"There's nothing wrong with it. Who knows if there will be a tomorrow? I'm different from Sagara Sosuke... Oh, do you remember? Sagara is my comrade, the one with the Sima face. To be honest, you might have made the wrong choice. If it weren't for my nepotism... Hey, maybe Sagara and my damn dad would get along better."

Shinji Ikari recalled with disdain his dead father and Sagara's rigid mindset of obeying orders and following instructions.

"With me gone, I wonder how Sagara is doing... Soka, I hope old Kalinin can teach him a lesson, but I don't think it's possible. It has something to do with the environment and personality." Ikari licked his lips as he selected the drinks in front of him and said with a smile, "Drink today, and sell your wardrobe tomorrow if you don't have money."

"..." Oh, living so freely? But this freedom makes people feel a little distressed. Katsuragi gently placed his hand on Shinji Ikari's shoulder and said, "But you are here with me now, you can relax."

So, as long as Shinji Ikari is in his right mind and no longer shy, it will only be a matter of time before he meets Katsuragi. This is definitely a two-way relationship between an older sister and a little boy, and it takes two to tango.

"Okay, Sister Misato." She threw herself directly into the other person's arms, completely ignoring the surprised looks of other passers-by, and even ignoring Katsuragi's eyes. She kissed Katsuragi's cheek twice and said in a thick accent: "Your heart is as beautiful as your appearance. I wish you good health and a long life."

"Uh...thank you, it's really...exotic. But you'd better not do this in Japan, I'll get called to the police." Katsuragi was on pins and needles, and quickly pulled Ikari away: "Don't be picky, don't be picky, just go, go."

When they arrived at the supermarket checkout, Xiao Ding asked a few questions: "Do you smoke?"

"...I haven't smoked for a long time."

"Do you know the 1812 card?"

"?ah?"

"Karelia?"

"Uh……"

"...Forget it, buy me a Marlboro." Xiao Ikari glanced at Katsuragi and took out his card: "Use my card."

"!!! I'm an adult, and I still... I really can't afford these." Katsuragi clasped his hands together and said, "Xiao Zhen, please, I beg you. I really can't bear to buy cigarettes for minors..."

"It's okay, just consider it a good deed."

After chatting with Katsuragi for a while, the two returned to Katsuragi's residence, ostensibly to "hold a welcome party."

Katsuragi's residence is really nostalgic.

Xiao Ikari looked at all this and dreamed of the past - the days when he was cheated.

I really miss the days when I first drove a big truck. I could drive it anytime, and it was fun, joyful, and comfortable. The 14-year-old youth, who had nowhere to radiate, met the 29-year-old beautiful lady who was as fierce as a wolf.

Shinji Ikari vs Misato Katsuragi.

Until a girl named Asuka, quite unnoticeable, intervened and entered their world of two. From then on, Katsuragi's small territory became a battlefield. After the explosion of Lake Ninoko, Ayanami joined the group, and life became even better. But within a year, Ikari was no longer even a member.

So, it's true that lust is like a knife scraping at the bones. It's true that lust is like a knife hanging over your head. Look, he's dead—so, if you're lustful, you'll die from being fucked to death by a large robot.

But...