Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Come on, cheers!"

Gulp gulp gulp, come on, my friends, I will show you how to make a pig in three gulps... no, make a bottle of wine in three gulps, everyone remember to like it.

"Ha~~~~~ Life is indeed lived for this moment." Misato Katsuragi, who provided technical guidance for the drinking actions of countless characters, drank the wine in the can in one breath. Of course, a can is nothing, but alcohol makes cowards brave: Katsuragi in this round looked at Ko Ikari gently.

With a seemingly seductive, teasing gesture—perhaps an older sister seducing a younger boy, or perhaps just an old, homely woman trying to keep her distance—according to official records, Katsuragi had been a slacker for a long time—specifically, ever since she started dating Kaji. From college until she was nearly 30, he was a socially anxious person who took relationships very seriously.

Either it is passionate and vigorous, or it is cautious and shy in the Japanese way.

"The first cup is for my dearest sister Misato." Xiao Ikari poured himself a cup, not too much, not too little, about two taels. Under Katsuragi's somewhat surprised eyes, he drank it all in one gulp.

"Huh." He blew a breath of air from the corner of his mouth, and the handsome boy's face flushed visibly. Wearing only a blue and white striped vest, he rolled it up, revealing his abdominal muscles. He picked up a pickled cucumber he had bought from the supermarket, sniffed it, and then put it in his mouth and chewed it for a few times.

"The second cup is for health and life." Xiao Ding drank another cup in one gulp, still two taels.

"The third cup is a toast to fighting and friendship." The third cup is two taels.

"That's enough. You're not planning on drinking yourself to death, are you?" Seeing Ikari finish three slices of pickled cucumber and down six or seven taels, even the heavy drinker Katsuragi had to stop him a bit: "Makoto, I... really am not a qualified adult. Ah, I'm so swayed by the crowd. I should have stopped you now, no, I should have stopped you before you even started drinking. Forget it, this is a one-time thing and it won't happen again - cheers."

"Three toasts is enough. I can't drink much either. My old boss, Kalinin, could drink a thousand without getting drunk, and he could eat anything." Ikari seemed to be reminiscing. In this dimension, Ikari was very suspicious of that old Soviet man with a white beard and hair, who could even enjoy his mother's swill. After three shots of vodka, Ikari was almost done.

"I haven't been this happy in a long time." Little Ikari nodded frequently and spoke in a low and rapid voice, "I felt very close to Sister Misato the first time I met her. It would be a lie to say that I didn't have any feelings about that damn old man. Although we're just strangers, we're quite annoying strangers. I was originally planning to refuse, at least until the local guerrilla forces no longer needed me. I'd either go to the next revolutionary site or have other plans - but when I saw Sister Misato, I couldn't help but agree to everything."

"Hahaha, really?"

Katsuragi seemed completely oblivious to Ikari's price gouging. Her carefree nature made her seem so nonchalant. But after she finished laughing, she let out a long sigh, "Hmm, it does feel familiar. Ah, fate is such an unpredictable thing."

"If it is thoroughly understood, then it is no longer the fate between people."

"Ah, these mysterious words are not my specialty - anyway, Xiao Zhen! You are a hero who saves the world." She spread her hands out and raised them horizontally, and waved them carelessly: "This is enough to make you proud and show off for the rest of your life. Well, when you reach my age, you can easily get a large pension. Then you can brag to a group of younger people that you saved the world when you were young~"

"Hehe, Misato-san is really good at joking. It seems like Misato-san is very old, but she is obviously about the same age as me." Little Ikari licked her fiercely with an innocent look on his face.

"Hehehe, Xiaozhen is really cute."

"Besides, who knows if pensions or anything like that can be given to mercenaries? So-called mercenaries are like toilet paper; you throw them away after use without any regret. Otherwise, why hire them? Besides, the war in Japan will end in a year. After a year, I plan to return to Sagara's team. Maybe xxx. I heard that the American-backed consortium there is very active. Watch me send them to the sky one by one!"

"..." He remembered Xiao Ding's identity. He had already been a soldier. He remembered the first time he saw Xiao Ding. It was this seemingly frail young man rushing into the enemy camp alone, with bullets grazing his scalp and knives licking blood and exploding tanks: "Alas... this damn world. Stop talking, stop talking——"

Katsuragi moved a chair and sat next to Ikari. He knew a little secret.

Anyway, the apostles can't win, so everyone is GG.

"Listen, Shinji-kun." This address was more formal. "You really can choose your own future. You're still very young. Your life hasn't even begun yet. You can even choose..."

Katsuragi had been obsessed with saying those words to Ikari more than once. It shouldn't have been her thing, but she couldn't help herself: "Escape—escape to an unknown place, somewhere without EVAs, somewhere without war. You don't have to resist all this..."

Of course, without EVA to fight the Angels, everyone would be dead. But... let's just live one day at a time. Katsuragi really has no other choice: how can Ikari be safe while also keeping humanity safe? How can you have both?

"That won't do, that won't do. I spoke to Dr. Ritsuko today. The new top-secret documents we obtained... this battle is quite important—escape? That's uncharacteristic of a Soviet soldier." Ikari shook his head and said with a smile, "Without sacrifice, there is no victory. We Soviets all understand this."

You Soviets?

"If my death can buy your life, then I am happy to do it. Besides, wouldn't it be a big disadvantage for me to escape like this? How can I see a beauty like Misato-san again?"

For a moment, Katsuragi felt a bit delusional—the opponent's moves seemed to be hitting his vital points. A beautiful boy, so young he looked even a bit like a puppy, was attacking with such "aggressive" words.

"Matsumoto is really reliable, much better than some men." The one cursing here was Kaji Ryoji, and Katsuragi pulled Ikari into his arms. He rubbed Ikari's hair vigorously - ah, even after drinking, she smelled so good.

Is this what young people are like? —— Maybe an old lady like me should really be swept into the trash. I am obviously still very "powerful", but compared to young people... sigh: "But don't force yourself, big sister, I have always wanted to have a brother like this to rely on! Come on, if you need anything, you can come to me. Hahaha..."

“…” No, you are really too tempting.

During the peaceful times of last week, I've been patient with you for four years.

In the week before last, if you hugged me like this, I would have already...

Huh? Sorry, I grabbed it subconsciously (no, intentionally)—it seems Katsuragi has a little hobby.

I prefer to have my belly rubbed directly.

I don't know where this little habit came from, but the scar on her chest is natural, and there's a scar on her lower abdomen caused by a blow - touching this area makes her... very happy.

I don't know where this habit comes from, it's really weird.

"?! Eh??!" Katsuragi instantly felt an overwhelming pleasure. It felt like he had been served for a lifetime, like he had eaten at the breakfast stall downstairs for a lifetime, like he had his hair cut in the same barber shop for a lifetime, like he had seen the same doctor for a lifetime, like... he had been fucked by the same man for a lifetime.

Instant precise control, cure the disease immediately!

"Let me go, I'm an adult...ah!"

The adult was lifted horizontally. At 163cm tall and weighing only 47kg, Ikari was only 1.58m tall and weighed a mere 44kg—it didn't matter. Anyway, the older sister was lifted horizontally by the young boy, while the child carried the cart and ran.

Throw it directly in...Wow, Katsuragi's room still looks so familiar.

Dirty, messy and poor.

The quilts on the tatami have not been carried back and put away - good, this can be used directly.

"Ah~" Hearing the sound, it was quite enjoyable. The sister was pressed down by the boy. In fact, other things were flashing madly in Katsuragi's mind.

Am I committing a crime? Is this not right at my age? I'm happy, but this is going to get me shot. If outsiders find out, I'll be socially devastated! How will I survive at NEVR? This guy seems to be my boss's son, right? And we've only met for a few days? Wouldn't that seem too impolite...

All of this seemed to disappear in an instant after a smooth and harmonious fit.

"Misato, leave everything to me from now on—"

Oh no! So cute! And handsome! —

"Ah!" It came in so easily? Could it be that my body had already prepared for it? I didn't realize for nearly ten years that I was so careless? No way? - "No, what's going on... Ah! I remember... Stop, stop, stop! I usually use it, but it's not this big... Eh!"

I usually use the Electric Horn, but I've never used this time-travelling magic modification. So... I thought I was at the end, but it turns out I'm just getting started.

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Unlike the pure desire at the beginning of last week, this time, Ikari felt like he had found the dividing line between love and lust. The biggest difference was the certainty of his state of mind, which made Ikari feel so wonderful.

At the beginning, my relationship with Katsuragi was just that of a comrade-in-arms and a sex partner.

It was only later that he gradually accumulated feelings in life and emotions in battle. Until he and Zhan Zi faced off in a PK, held the line together, and Katsuragi spared no expense for him.

It was then that I realized that this older sister actually put herself first.

Unfortunately, from establishing a relationship to confirming it - I only have a few months left to live.

Shinji Ikari plans to negotiate with the other party from the beginning this time to avoid any mental pollution and waste this only good year, right?

Xiao Ikari felt that he had found the love of the ages.

The next day, Katsuragi woke up from extreme happiness. After coming down from the cloud of extreme joy - his legs were weak, his waist was sore, there was a little swelling and pain down there, and his heart was also filled with stuffiness.

It is this sense of morality and uncertainty about the future that...

"Ahhh..." I've surrendered to my body. I'm such a derelict adult! What should I do next? Ah, I could just give him a good scolding as an adult and end it all. But what if he insists on persisting? Hmm... am I supposed to keep satisfying his adolescent body like this?

Last night was really too much! A sneak attack, and... weird!

How could the other person master what I did so well? Could this really be the legendary "perfect match" of sexual orientation? A truly perfect relationship?

"Good morning, dear." Just when Katsuragi was feeling dizzy, Shinji Ikari came over and handed him a cup of warm water in the morning.

Outside the window, the sun is shining, spring flowers are blooming, and birds are singing in the forest.

In front of me too.

"!!! You, you should at least put on some clothes..." He was clearly twice as big as the other person! And yet he was still in this state! Katsuragi wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into, but he still firmly expressed his objection.

"Although I really can't bear to leave your scent, sorry, sorry, I'm going to take a shower anyway - how about we go together..."

"!!! Pay attention, I'm your boss! How dare you talk to me like that! Stand at attention! I'm so... annoying!"

97 Breaking Your Defense

Misato Katsuragi's head hurts, and she doesn't know how to deal with the relationship going forward.

But Xiao Ding is still quite kind.

"My dear, I'm sorry—my battlefield habits have made me behave inappropriately in my daily life, and I'm sorry to have caused you trouble." Ikari had a submissive expression. He could use his looks at this moment, but he'd be a fool not to! Age is a skill with a cooldown—use it if you have it! The sooner you use it, the sooner it's cooldown, or you won't be able to use it after you upgrade.

"But... not only was I drunk yesterday and couldn't help myself, I really felt a sense of security from you that I had never felt on the battlefield. To be honest, you are the first woman in my life, and I don't want it to end like this. However, if I have caused you too much trouble, then I am really... sorry. I don't want to give up on you, but I will never bother you. I hope you can give me a chance - I love you, and I hope you can accept me. Please -"

The reason for the translation accent, with "you come, you go" is that since I was a child, I have read "How the Steel Was Tempered" and Paul always used "you" to address the women he liked. No matter how close they were, he would say this to make them seem closer.

"Ugh..." The bottom's face and words instantly knocked Katsuragi to the ground. Ten thousand big feet stepped on him again, and he would never be able to get up again.

But precisely because of this, the guilt becomes stronger! Although the future is bright, but...

"Okay... I get it, but! You have your future, and if you still want to find me... ahem. In short, first, don't tell this to outsiders! Second, next time... next time, don't do it again! Got it! Damn it, I have to go sell birth control pills quickly..." Katsuragi covered his head and glanced at Shinji Ikari - even though last night was long, the task was heavy, and the intensity was high - but in the end they still knew the finishing touch of the anti-aircraft gun - firing into the sky.

But even so, let it go.

"Do you agree?"

"What are you agreeing to? I'm your superior, don't let our relationship be affected! I'm going to order you to fight - besides, I'm 29 and you're only 14! We don't have the slightest future at all, be sane! Aren't you going to go out and start a revolution in the future?" Katsuragi covered his head, the last point was the most important. If the other party doesn't go out... wait another four years... uh... "In a few years, you'll be an adult, and I'll be 35... what future can we have. Forget it -"

That doesn't count.

"No, no, no. Our Chinese people have an old saying: 'For every three years the bride is older than the groom, those three years shine like a giant gold brick.' You are my greatest treasure, I..."

Huh? There's this old saying next door? And such a good thing? I thought liking fair, young, and thin was just an old saying from across the sea, isn't it?

To be honest, it is true. At the very least, it is evolutionary convergence.

"Go away, you're so annoying! --Ah, I'm going to be late! Hurry up and get ready... Tsk, you're going to start formal training today! Ritsuko will kill me, hurry up--"

"Do you want me to help you?"

"...No need, go, go away! Stay away from me...If we meet you, I..." My waist went weak, and Katsuragi said with a red face that we couldn't start anymore - otherwise one round would take half an hour, and according to the progress bar from last night, it would take at least two hours. Who can stand this?

It still hurts down there! Now I can breathe through my lower mouth.

Katsuragi quickly washed up and carefully covered up the hickeys. When he went out, he saw that Ikari had changed his clothes.

He was dressed in a neat Soviet-style lieutenant's uniform, his cap adorned with a red star. Although he was no longer in active service and therefore lacked shoulder straps, he did have a row of five medals on his left breast.

"...What are you doing?" Katsuragi finally dressed up, covering up the hickey. He wore a red, long-sleeved, stand-up collared jacket, a black, hip-hugging miniskirt, and a small red beret. Katsuragi thought his outfit was already quite flashy, but there was no other way to hide some marks on his body.

When it came out, Ikari looked even more exaggerated.

"Oh, when I was looking for a package, I found that my checked luggage had arrived. Um... it's a pity that the gun still couldn't be sent along with it." Xiao Ikari sighed and said, "I'm going to ask you for a gun and enough bullets. Oh, and as for this? This is the uniform I wore when I was a lieutenant. Um... but I've grown taller, so it's a bit bigger. Isn't this the day I officially start work? - I'm proud of my status, so I plan to wear this. Is there a problem?"

“…” Actually, there is a problem, because the Soviet Union still existed at that time.

The Red Army is still here! A natural disaster of this magnitude naturally brings with it countless humanitarian disasters. Where there's oppression, there's resistance. When people are starving to death, all sorts of terrorism inevitably emerge. So, in this dimension, it's obvious with just your toes that something's wrong.

Some people will have an orgasm when they see you like this, while others will be scared to death.

"Uh... okay." But Katsuragi, like the average District 11 resident, had no political acumen, or even much political sensitivity. She simply thought this would help cover up the hickey. So she nodded and gestured forward. "Let's run! We're running out of time—I need to get some medicine."

It was a small episode that Katsuragi got off the bus to buy birth control pills. The bigger episode was that she suddenly found that Xiao Ikari beside her handed her a cup of hot water in a thermos.

"Isn't this... very caring? Could it be... that he really likes me? -" This was what Katsuragi was thinking about while speeding along the way.

"Katsuragi! You're late again. No matter what, I'm going to report you and have your wages... uh... salary... taken away..."

Today's test is a big test.

Akagi Ritsuko had her head down and hadn't seen anything, only heard Katsuragi's apology. When she raised her head in anger, her eyes were similar to those of the people around her.

"? Uh... Shinji-kun?" Why does this little guy feel like he has transformed from a little boy into a macho man after putting on this clothes?

"Hello, dear Ms. Ritsuko. I am always happy to think that we can work together." After a casual military salute, Ikari immediately reached out to shake Ritsuko's hand.

After being held in a daze for a while, Riko pushed her glasses and forced herself to calm down.

"Yeah, okay, Shinji-kun...you don't need to be so polite next time."

"Yes, I'll listen to you, dear Ms. Ritsuko." Ikari smiled and nodded, and cold sweat broke out due to PTSD.

"Let me introduce you, this is Lieutenant Ikari Shinji..." To satisfy the submissive, Ritsuko had to introduce her experimental team. Pointing at Ikari, she said, "The third most suitable candidate! Scheduled to be the pilot of Unit-01. Today's task... well, before the work begins! Katsuragi, what about your problem?"

"Ah? What's my problem? Ah, that... that... Oh, I'm so busy! Oh, I'm so busy! There's nothing for me to do here, right?" Katsuragi ran away in an instant, and a burst of flames headed straight to the southwest.

"What a... careless guy." Ritsuko pointed to the testing ground next to her.

Today's test site wasn't the F-39's EVA test site, but rather the shallow D25 test site. It was just simulated bolt insertion training and basic testing, the equivalent of a second-year driving test. I got on the car, but not fully tested, so it didn't even count as a road test. It could even be considered just a first-year driving test...

"That Katsuragi guy is late, but that has nothing to do with Shinji-kun. You..."

"Thank you for your understanding, but I do share some responsibility. We're already comrades, but I didn't do my duty to remind her... not to mention we drank very late last night." Xiao Ding shrugged and said apologetically, "I bear a share of the responsibility for not being able to get up. A huge part of it."

"?!?! Last night, did you drink until very late?" Ritsuko Akagi's glasses were almost broken. Maya Ibuki next to her was watching her senior sister closely - she felt that Ritsuko Akagi's veins were throbbing.

"How much did you drink?!"

"Uh... not much, just one bottle."