Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

After middle age, you see things clearly. The more arrogant you are in your youth, the more miserable you will be in reality, which is completely proportional to your life circumstances. So, in a sense, Anno can be considered a ruthless person - it's rare that he is not a chuunibaku for a while, but a chuunibaku for a lifetime.

Ikari's inner world is quite shocking. In theory, this dimension already makes him a strong person. Shinji Ikari, a former Soviet lieutenant, is in good spirits and has a strong revolutionary will—in theory, this should have allowed him to avoid many unbearable things.

But when he ran all the way down the corridor to Test Site 28 in Area G, Ayanami put on the insertion plug.

He was a little bit overwhelmed by fatalism.

Fatalism treats it as just another side dish, which is refreshing, wonderful and satisfying.

But what the person being attacked is thinking, only God knows. After all, there are not so many crazy women in life who beg to be fucked even when being beaten and scolded, and there are not so many people in fate who are content with poverty and can remain calm even when being beaten repeatedly.

"Commander - the insertion plug has entered the spinal nerve, and the first suitable person has been adjusted."

These were the words Ikari heard when he opened the door of the laboratory.

"Start, begin." Then, his father, Mr. Ikari, calmly pushed up his wine bottle-thick tinted glasses and gave the order in a very handsome, cool and stern manner, his eyes fixed on the opposite side of the giant glass console - the hundreds of meters high giant EVA Unit 0 dedicated test site.

"Yes." The operators began to work one after another.

"Connect main power to all circuits - all circuits connected." "Starting system startup, startup begins - operating voltage is still far from critical point..."

"Commander Ikari - Lieutenant Shinji Ikari reports to you." Little Ikari was breathing a little heavily after rushing all the way.

"Yeah." Old Ikari didn't even turn his head, but he was actually feeling pretty good - humph, although I don't care about you, but you ran very quickly to see me after receiving the order - so Old Ikari started to show off.

After greeting Old Ikari, Young Ikari nodded to everyone he knew in the command room, as permitted by Soviet military officer regulations. For example, the calm Akagi Ritsuko and the somewhat bewildered old man Fuyutsuki.

"Commander," the younger Ikari said in a tight, low voice, speaking in heavily Russian-accented Japanese. "Yesterday, I reviewed my brief, work report, and experimental notes. I believe I'm the best possible experimental subject. The first-fittest candidate's test scores were significantly lower than mine."

"Operating voltage, 0.5... 0.2 from critical point—breakthrough!" Ikari's report was a brief one-off; the large-scale experiment nearby wouldn't be halted for him. The mechanical voices of the lab staff, like precise timekeeping, gradually began to echo.

"Commander, I hope this experiment can be stopped and I can take control..."

"The third most suitable person." Old Ikari's voice was extremely cold. "What the hell, can't I deal with you? Go away!" "Do your own thing, and we will give the rest of the orders."

"I saw some of this in Miss Akagi's lab report. Please forgive me if I have any questions, Commander—I'm speaking from the perspective of a frontline combatant. Commander, I don't think the most suitable candidate is suited to this kind of high-intensity experiment. If necessary, I should conduct it, as I have a higher synchronization rate. Commander, please..." Xiao Ikari continued to earnestly advise, even blurting out, "For some reason, I have a bad feeling. It seems someone told me there's something wrong with this experiment."

"Starting the system into stage two, initiating connection with the pilot. Entering stage two systems... LCL pressure maintained, life support systems operating normally. Inserting synapses, initiating bonding, transmitting impulses... All circuits operating normally."

"The third most suitable candidate." Old Ikari frowned slightly, turned his head away and said with disdain, "Is this how the Soviet Union taught you to talk to your superiors?"

"Soviet commanders and fighters must absolutely obey orders on the battlefield, but they have the right to speak at meetings outside the battlefield. This is the meaning of military democracy." Xiao Ikari retorted, looking at the words on the scene with increasing anxiety.

"Hmph, so childish." It seemed Old Ikari enjoyed saying this because... he truly could see his own reflection in Young Ikari—nonsense, who hasn't been young? Just look at a biker gang for a while and you'll see reflections of your youth. I think Daniel Wu looks at himself in the mirror every day—Old Ikari continued, "Premonitions are meaningless. Just do your own thing!"

"!!! I hope the command system can listen more to the reports from frontline combatants! I..."

"Shinji-kun," he said in a very friendly and protective manner. Fuyutsuki said to Ikari, who was standing beside him, "Stop arguing. If you have any questions, submit a report later. The test has already begun, and this is the result of a joint discussion among all the experts."

"...Dr. Ritsuko." Xiao Ikari immediately turned his attention to Akagi Ritsuko: "I believe in you. You are the best scientific researcher. Could you please start with me..."

"Power is being transmitted to the muscles of both upper arms. All neural connections are normal. Checked 2550 times, no errors reported. Third contact, 2580 items passed, no errors reported. 0.9, 0.8... 0.3 to the absolute limit..."

After hearing this, Xiao Ikari became very anxious and quickly asked Ritsuko for help.

"Pulse reverse flow!" Suddenly, all the screens began to report errors or the values ​​plummeted: "An abnormality has occurred in the third stage!"

What followed was the violent struggle of Unit 00 standing on the test field.

It looked like everyone was tied up and began to feel severe pain. Painful and desperate struggle,

"The central neurons are starting to produce a rejection reaction!"

"That's pretty direct." Akagi Ritsuko gave Ikari a long look. Was this guy truly the sensitive type of a frontline soldier? Or was he just a natural jinx? But as the leader of the experiment, she quickly issued the technical instructions: "Immediately shut down circuits one through six, maintain stimulation, and check the life support system! Communicate with the pilot!"

"No... The signal can't be received. We've lost basic control of Unit-00! Trying to connect!"

The massive Unit-00 body began to destroy the experimental restraint tools.

The staff in the experimental site had quickly fled. The hundreds of staff on the experimental tables looked at each other in amazement, frantically operating the data connection, but from time to time they began to be more attracted by the machines that began to run wild on the field - is something going to happen?

Old Ikari finally couldn't stand it anymore, and also glanced at Little Ikari standing next to him, probably thinking to himself, "You're such a jinx."

"Terminate the experiment and cut off the power!"

"Yes!" Maya Ibuki, who was at the main control console, responded, then used her slender hands to forcefully smash the glass sealing the emergency switch! Probably because of the special glass, the shards didn't slide away. Maya Ibuki's fair little hand immediately pulled up and turned the lever of the emergency switch.

The power supply of Unit 0 was immediately cut off, but some power was still retained in the body.

I have to complain about EVA's power supply design here - your battery capacity is really amazing, no wonder new energy vehicles are far behind the mainland.

"Comrade Anyanami, Comrade Anayami!" Ikari suddenly used that name for some unknown reason, interrupting Maya Ibuki's voice, calling out to the cockpit microphone. It was unclear if Ayanami could hear him. "Can you hear me? Take a deep breath and try to stay calm! — Curl up and hold onto the controls tightly! Try not to bump into anything in the cockpit! Help is coming!"

Frontline drivers’ experience.

"The brake system will lose all power in one minute and 35 seconds."

"One minute and thirty seconds left...ah!"

Unit 0 went berserk, for some unknown reason (though the reason was simple), and began to attack the experimental platform, pounding violently on the window.

reason?

Unit-00 is a test subject, repeatedly inheriting the memories of the previous Unit-00? Pain? Pretty much. Each experiment is, after all, ruthlessly inhumane. And EVA is incredibly strange, a serious, large-scale biological weapon—feeling, feeling pain, akin to an intelligent being. I seriously doubt Anno's original script even envisioned it as human.

During the construction of Unit-00, numerous EVAs were subjected to brutal experiments. Furious with old and new grudges, Unit-00 went berserk upon witnessing the brutal experiments being conducted on it by Ritsuko Akagi, Ikari, and others. Its first move was to attack the massive observation window—a single punch shattered the supposedly bulletproof test bench's window, and two more destroyed the entire front of the window.

The oppressive force of the giant is terrifying.

"Ah!" Cement bricks and broken glass flew all over the room, and hundreds of experimenters were scared half to death by the sudden impact.

Xiao Ding grabbed Akagi and pressed him under the control console. He then pressed Maya Ibuki on top of Akagi and laid on top.

Oh, and it was in front of old Ikari.

Unit 00 is still attacking and no one can raise their heads.

"Eject the plug! Quick!"

"No!" Xiao Ding immediately stopped this brilliant decision, his voice frantically raised, "You can't eject the plug! Using the ejection system in this enclosed area is simply going to kill the pilot!!!"

Unfortunately, the order has already been executed.

Xiao Ikari's blood ran cold.

Is it true that nothing can be changed? What is coming will still come? A deep sense of powerlessness, like the cold wind of Siberia, pierced deeply into his bones and almost solidified his soul.

But he had no time to lament the ruthlessness, brutality, and cruelty of fate—why don't you try to find a solution to the problem? Even ants struggle endlessly!

"Ms. Maya—get in." The experimental control table was large enough, but not too large. It was full with two women under it, and Xiao Ikari stuffed the two women into the experimental table.

Akagi was indeed confused at this moment.

She felt the anger from countless "Ayanami Rei" and "Unit-00".

Xiao Ikari didn't care about these things, and even felt a little emotional - he patted the shoulders of the two women under the control console with both hands - then turned around and moved against the current in the test field where cement and stones were splashing.

What commander, what deputy commander—how much do I make a month? Why would I work so hard for you?—Countless experimental personnel immediately took advantage of the situation, and some who had no chance of escaping rushed to the emergency exits and took advantage of the situation as well.

The only exit on the other side was empty - that was the exit leading to the testing ground.

Before Unit 00 had completely cooled down, Ikari entered the express elevator and landed at the test site in an instant.

Unit 00 hasn't stopped struggling violently yet - Ikari has already arrived at the test site and is running madly towards the insertion plug that has just popped out and landed on the ground.

Old Ikari saw almost the entire scene.

I feel bad in my heart - and I always feel like my luck has been taken away.

Unit 00 stopped its rampage. Ritsuko Akagi, crawling out from under the table, peered down through the broken lab window—just in time to see Shinji Ikari's hands gripping the emergency manual life-saving valve, which, despite rapidly cooling, still remained at several hundred degrees Celsius. From the moment he'd gripped it, the intense pain hadn't stopped him from releasing it even for a moment—it seemed he wouldn't let go, even if he wasn't mentally prepared.

Ritsuko Akagi was in a complicated mood, especially when she looked at old Ikari who also ran out at the side - Ritsuko Akagi felt jealous.

Two generations of Akagi mother and daughter can't beat Ayanami Rei?

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Anger, fear, pain, helplessness.

The desperate cruelty seemed to never end, time and time again, an experiment more unbearable than the pain of slow slicing - negative emotions like a tide flooded into Rei Ayanami's heart.

Who am I? Who am I? The form that formed me, me... Unit 0? Is my body gradually disappearing? Or is it...

There are two clear self-images in her heart: one is a perfectly living human being created by God, and the other is an artificial human being given life... Her heart "does not have the ability to strongly feel that it is always a complete existence" - Ayanami's struggle is only known to herself.

Helpless because of ignorance, lost because of helplessness. Amidst this confusion, pain surged into her heart. What if a small death could settle her confused life? — Confused Ayanami didn't care. After all, there was always another self. She had already given up everything, yet she was still confused and didn't want to give up...

"Товарищ (comrade)! Товарищ Ayanami!!——"

The confusing darkness was broken and light came in - just like a newborn bird seeing the parents who gave it life for the first time.

Ayanami meets the boy who gave her a second life.

The bolted door was forced open.

High-temperature LCL liquid flows freely

"Ayanami! Dear... That's great, are you okay?" With his hands almost burnt, Ikari rushed into the insertion plug. The LCL liquid in the insertion plug, which was still as high as fifty or sixty degrees, could not stop him from entering the insertion plug and facing Ayanami's heart.

"...Hmm." Without any extra words, Ayanami simply looked at the determined yet flustered, pained yet fearless eyes of the young man before her. She accurately read countless messages in Shinji Ikari's eyes, as if the two of them had a telepathic connection from the moment the plug was inserted.

"Excellent... Comrade Ayanami Rei, I swear, I will never let you take this kind of risk again." Xiao Ikari hurried forward, looked at Ayanami's body and began to examine it: "Where does it hurt? Lie down and don't move! Don't lie on your back, just curl up-"

"I...it's okay."

"Are there any broken bones? Are you still feeling clearly?" Ikari pressed on Ayanami's hand twice, then on her foot twice, to make sure there wasn't any serious physical damage. "What about your internal organs? Do you feel nauseous or want to vomit?"

"Should be, no broken bones - feeling, no, not sick." Very heartwarming.

"Okay!" Ikari looked at the Japanese rescue team. On such an important occasion, he had already arrived at the rescue site, but there was no sign of the rescue team. Gritting his teeth and stamping his feet, Ikari took off his officer's coat and wrapped it around Ayanami: "Dear—let's go. If you can grab my neck, grab it. If you can't, don't let your body lean—"

When old Ikari finally ran down the testing ground in a panic.

Just then, I saw Princess Ikari carrying Ayanami in her arms and running away.

The 50-something uncle ran so hard that his tongue hit the ground, and his tonsils moved to the position of the anterior tear gland. He finally arrived at the scene - but he could only look at the 14-year-old boy. He ensured that the 14-year-old girl ran very fast - with a thousand horses running through his heart.

Let me tell you, if Ikari Yui wasn’t here, I would have fucked you to death.

The world revolves because of me. Destiny changes as my heart wishes!

103 A wisp of smoke in front of the car

My heart was beating fast, my hands were shaking, and I couldn’t utter a word.

Xiao Ding ran out to the corridor, lighting one cigarette after another, suppressing his boredom. His hands were wrapped in thick bandages, and the burning and stinging burns were a constant reminder of the pain that seemed inevitable.

Xiao Ikari had witnessed Ritsuko Akagi's medical skills.

The key is to add more water to the noodles and more noodles to the water.

Ritsuko is a doctor of bioengineering, not medicine. However, she is the only one who can resolve many cases of spiritual pollution or other biological trauma related to the Angels. One of the leaders of NEVR's Japanese branch is her, and the other is Fuyutsuki, surnamed Zeng.

Ayanami's body is incredibly different from that of an average person. Honestly, that was my biggest concern before I died last episode. After all, she's an android who needs to take a LCL bath every week, and it's hard to say what would happen after I died last episode. It's okay, she lived to be in her seventies or eighties. It's not a medical miracle, but at least Ikari died with peace of mind... Oh, Ikari's entire head was removed last episode for research, and his eyes were replaced with artificial ones. He died with his eyes wide open.

"Oh." Another cigarette was thrown on the ground, and Xiao Ikari recalled his miserable life in the first round and the next round.

I was called into this world by my daughter Kyoko, who lived several years later.

The reason is to support Asuka in this world and the other world.

As a result, Asuka didn't see it, but there were so many things -

Kyoko said Asuka couldn't handle it, so she called me here. So Ikari thought, Asuka can't handle it? I thought we could continue playing from last week! I didn't expect Asuka to be so weak, she couldn't handle it from the beginning. What happened?

…Of course it happened.

Asuka, a German born in 00, received elite education from the United States and the West since childhood.

After crossing over and opening her eyes, she saw a completely different world! The Soviet Union was still alive, and she was now a West German. To get anywhere from Berlin, you had to take a plane! What was the front line of the Cold War? The entire world was different. Just now, there were EVA and Full Metal Panic, and who knew what kind of monsters Asuka might have encountered. If she encountered Getter's "Void Record"... Ikari would have to run away with Unit-01 in the middle of the night.

"No wonder your voice is always a little hoarse. This is not the same as the voice change during puberty. Well, your appearance and your voice are a little mismatched. If you don't want to suffer in the future, try to cut back."

Suddenly, a voice appeared behind Xiao Ding.

"Oh, Miss Ritsuko, dórógóy (dear)!" Ikari immediately rushed over with a dog-licking expression, wagging his tail and begging for mercy! This is the call of the heart, this is the dedication of being beaten - after being beaten so many times, the dog only knows how to wag its tail and beg for mercy. You should have a little respect for those who make a living by using a knife, such as doctors.

Xiao Ikari picked up a bottle of canned coffee that had been prepared long ago and handed it over attentively.

"..." Akagi Ritsuko had been in the room for two hours and was already feeling a little tired. Seeing the bottle of coffee handed to her by Xiao Ding, she couldn't help but curl her lips in satisfaction.

She has been with Old Ikari for ten years, and it’s almost the tenth anniversary of her mother’s death - until now, Old Ikari has never given her any gifts or flowers, not even chive flowers - this son will definitely be better than his father in the future!

...if this son has a future at all. Thinking of this, Akagi Ritsuko couldn't help but soften her voice.

To outsiders, it seems: Ah, as soon as he entered the house, his ex-wife’s son died immediately. What a good result.