Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

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101 Ayanami: Don’t Go Crazy Here

Shinji Ikari, in any version of his setting (except for pure RPG anime), is the type whose passion remains unquenched even after ten years of drinking ice. He's like the autistic child who grew up in a closed environment, then instantly awakens his mother's bloodline upon entering EVA, knowing he'll sacrifice his life for humanity, for Ayanami, and for Asuka. Death is death, and that's inherently terrifying. But everyone will die, and that's the truest fear.

That passion is eye-catching. Not everyone who has been autistic for 10 years can hold their breath when thrown into the arms of Unit-01 at the age of 14.

This dimension's young Ikari was thrown into the Soviet Union and other turbulent regions around the world for ten years, studying Marxist-Leninist thought for six. A true practitioner of theory and practice, a man who knew what he was fighting for and what he was striving for—Ikari Shinji had long since transcended vulgarity.

"Soldiers, go, go, go!"

Humming a song, Xiao Ikari finally got off work. Since Japan is in the height of summer year-round, even though it looked like it was just getting dark, it was actually already eight o'clock.

"Yo." Outside the door, Katsuragi had been waiting boredly in front of her blue sports car. "Finally off work? Hmm... you look in a good mood, Xiaozhen?"

"Misato." Xiao Ding trotted a few steps and quickly came to the front of the cart: "Have you been waiting for me?"

"Well... I guess so." Katsuragi paused. It was normal for an adult to think more.

First of all, what do you think Xiao Ding means by this sentence? Is he mocking me for liking sex and waiting for him?

Secondly, I felt that not only did Xiao Ding's words have hidden meanings, but he also wanted to have sex with me.

Finally - it's normal for me to be a little arrogant, right?

"I just got off work too... Let's wait for you for a while and go home together. Oh, and I'll take you back to your own house."

"Can I... live with Sister Misato?" The little bottom looked at her and asked softly - you have to use your age advantage when you should use it, and you have to act when you should act! I tell you, don't be reluctant to let it go. After this age, there will be no such beauty shop.

"...No, no. Why do you have to live with me?" The two of them said as they got into the car. Katsuragi quickly closed the car door, fearing that someone outside would hear them.

Xiao Ding also sat in the car, closed the door, and brewed his emotions for a while before saying, "I've never felt this way about family. I... can't explain it, but I like it very much. Please... please, can you..."

Snap! Bang!

You see what is hurtful? Considering Katsuragi's childhood experiences and the fact that the TV version clearly has a sexual interest in Ikari-kun—reject childish aesthetics, start with you, Katsuragi!—in Katsuragi's own words, his liking for Ikari-kun is a desire for himself.

The central idea of ​​"Lolita" and Katsuragi's train of thought cannot be said to be similar, but it can be said to be exactly the same. Katsuragi is the perfect embodiment of the Niguang plan.

"You...submit a written application." Katsuragi swallowed softly, reached out, and gently caressed the top of Ikari's head. So, I was the one with the dirtiest heart? So, Ikari was more emotional than sexual? ...

Not necessarily?

"I'll go talk to Ritsuko and ask her to help with some technical adjustments. Well... after all, the commander asked me to be your guardian temporarily." Katsuragi Misato found a plausible excuse for herself: "I guess your personal life skills aren't very strong either. I can take care of you just fine."

Who's taking care of whom? Personal life skills? How dare you bring that up?

"Thank you, Misato-san." Xiao Ikari complained in his heart, but smiled brightly on the surface: "You are so beautiful and kind, just like the Virgin Mary."

"..." Uh, the Soviet Union is an Orthodox country, right? "Let's not talk about that, little sycophant—come on, come on, I'm going to take you to see something nice today! Ah, this is the city you're defending. And who did you offend? Commander Ikari repeated his order to me, telling you to get your hair cut."

"Tsk, are you sick?" Xiao Ikari traveled through time and space and deliberately didn't get a haircut for more than a month. His hair finally grew long.

then.

Katsuragi took Ikari to see the magnificent and wasteful fortress construction in the Third New Tokyo.

After marveling at the fortress's magnificent beauty, Ikari lamented to Katsuragi from the bottom of his heart, "Who on earth would be so idiotic as to build such a vital military base right under such a significant economic, cultural, and densely populated center? Who's going to be held responsible if something goes wrong?"

Ah, this...

To be frank, it is true. But this is Anno Pizi's passion for special effects. Anno Pizi has been watching Ultraman all his life and this is the passion he feels. Giant monsters versus Ultraman, both sides put together are almost like a geological disaster, but they still have to compete in the giant city and densely populated Tokyo, moving around and maneuvering, all kinds of light skills flying around - please respect Pizi's passion for special effects.

Then Xiao Ding was forced to get his hair cut and returned home.

Katsuragi made three rules with Koizumi.

"No... I can't do this anymore." She was back home, back in a confined space, and also back on the battlefield that reminded her of last night's "battle." And so... her body's reaction and emergency mechanism kicked in: "Ahem! You'd better forget everything about yesterday - if we still want to be a family in the future... you have to forget those things that shouldn't have happened!"

"...Misato-san, actually..."

"I told you, not today, absolutely not!" Katsuragi waved his hand, clearly rejecting him. "I'm telling you, control your sexual desire, young man! That's just pure desire, it has nothing to do with feelings."

"If you have a desire, you have to satisfy it. Then yesterday couldn't have been my first time."

"?!" What did you say? "Uh, was yesterday your first time?"

Then why are you so skilled in operating large-displacement vehicles?

"Yes."

"……I do not believe."

"I swear to the great Lenin, yesterday was indeed the first time in my life..."

"...Ah, forget it. Let's not discuss this! Anyway, you have to distinguish between desire and emotion." Katsuragi felt like he had really lost his way. This question would spark a lot of discussion—was it because Kaji wasn't good enough? Was he not as good as someone else in half an hour? Was his work efficiency too low? Was it because, as the saying goes, "If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen your tools"—"my tools are not as good as mine"?

Or maybe I've become inexperienced because I haven't had sex with a man in the past ten years?!

"...Okay, if that's what you think, then I totally accept it." Ikari suddenly laughed, and then, regardless of the other's resistance, he gently kissed Katsuragi on the cheek.

Katsuragi felt that Ikari had broken his promise again and was forcing himself on me again! I had to put up a fierce resistance quickly to live up to what I said today, otherwise he would be thrown to the ground again, his troops would be completely routed, and his heart would be broken. Wouldn't that make me seem very contrived?

But after giving it a kiss, Ikari immediately stopped working.

You! You don't even want the face you give me. You're worse than a beast!

"I told you, I love you - please accept me. Whatever you say is what it means." Xiao Ikari behaved politely, and seemed to have a clear distinction between love and desire.

Actually, it was just right. Akagi said he would try abstaining from sex for a day today.

Thinking about Dr. Akagi's face can reduce your desire even more than thinking about the face of your hard-working mother, Yui Ikari.

"!!! Even if... you passed." You, you're worse than an animal! -- Is that all? Aren't you a 14-year-old? Aren't you at the most impulsive age? Why are you so clear-cut? Just say no and you're done?

Still too young!

Could it be that the other person really likes me? What I say is what it is? — That's screwed! Don't you know that saying no is saying yes? Have you never even read porn?! ...Oh no, it seems like "saying no is saying yes" is a Japanese anime plot. Doesn't that even exist in Soviet anime?! Surely there isn't? These damn foreigners, are they really going to take the initiative? — How embarrassing.

Katsuragi spent a sleepless night, drank 12 cans of beer, and finally fell asleep in a "graceful" posture - or rather, he fell drunk.

Nothing happened that night, and the next morning - don't even think about running away.

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"who are you?"

Oh, Ayanami! You are the perfect goddess, the eternal goddess, the only goddess! A great star, eternal alongside the eternal sun! Atop the evergreen pines and cypresses, even in the depths of winter, your youthful image shines, twinkling together across the heart of the heavenly river! Oh, Ayanami! Your light shines on every face, yet no one knows it. For millennia, you have been the ardent source of new life.

Millions of years have passed, and we cannot count them one by one; millions of years will come, and your light will shine for ten thousand years!

Of course, this book maintains a rational and objective mindset. In such an objective evaluation of Ayanami Rei's image, the one standing in front of Xiao Ikari is the three-no version of Ayanami.

This morning, outside the locker room, when Ikari was about to enter, he saw Ayanami coming out of the women's locker room next door.

"Excuse me, is this the most suitable candidate, Ayanami Rei?" Ikari suppressed his emotions and smiled innocently. After saluting, he extended his hand to shake her hand—completely forgetting, or perhaps ignoring, the awkwardness of her definitely ignoring him.

"Greetings, I am the third most suitable candidate, Ikari Shinji. From now on, I will be your comrade - we will fight side by side, through life and death. Please allow me to pledge here that I will be your sturdy barrier and brave vanguard during battle. I hope to share this rare friendship with you."

"……"don't know.

The three-no version of Ayanami in this dimension has no idea what nonsense the little Ikari on the opposite side is talking about, but it doesn't matter.

Ayanami is a true example of justification by faith - I feel you are kind, and you are kind.

"I don't know." Ayanami showed no sign of softening... huh? No, it seemed like she had. Saying she didn't know was better than saying nothing at all. It seemed like it was due to some kind of cosmic will, some reason she'd experienced after traveling through time.

When Ayanami saw Ikari, she immediately felt a sense of familiarity—but that was all. It was like they had met before, nothing more.

"It's okay. I've seen warriors like you before. His name is Sagara Sosuke, and he's also my good comrade. Like you, he's not good at speaking. Miss Ayanami, my dear, my comrade—we will definitely get along well in the future." Ikari continued to smile, and slowly withdrew his hand—not awkward, really not awkward: "For some reason, after meeting you, I have a feeling that we've met before—"

To talk to the radio system, you have to be excited first! Crazy, understand? Go crazy!

"..." You are so outgoing. Ayanami nodded slightly and ignored Xiao Ikari.

He turned around and left.

The training started on the second day. After changing his clothes, Xiao Ikari was ready to go and soak his fucking plug.

The morning passed and it was already afternoon.

3:15 p.m.

NEVR Japan Branch, underground test area. Area G, Test Site No. 28.

In the control console area, Old Ikari stared at everyone with a report in his hand.

"What kind of conclusion is this?" Old Ikari's mind froze for a moment when he held the report sent by Ritsuko Akagi.

Honestly, the job that Xiao Ding gave him yesterday was really a “fuck, go, ignore” kind of thing! The show was way too cool.

It’s like Ikari Yui is resurrected and his wife is reincarnated!

Old Ikari couldn't stand Shinji with Yui's hairstyle, and he always felt that old man Fuyutsuki beside him was a little abnormal. He was eating "Quick Effect" with his mouth open, stuffing handfuls of it into his mouth.

Then, this afternoon, Old Ikari will conduct a startup experiment for Unit 00.

Standing in front of the test bench, Old Ikari saw the report handed over by Akagi.

Confused, and then irrational anger.

"Hmm...same as yesterday's report." Akagi remained calm and focused on the matter. "We don't really know much about the EVA operators. The Third Fit's exceptionally high synchronization rate yesterday was truly remarkable. 95.27 was far above the world average. So, what we're facing now is a deeper exploration of this inherently mysterious and unknown weapon, the EVA. It's like the blind men touching an elephant. We've only just touched a part of the elephant. It's a partial picture, but we have to continue our research."

“……”That’s it?

Lao Ikari is a master at oxygen training. Now he is cursing in his heart and feeling a little embarrassed on the surface, but he is still holding on!

It's written in the report.

Last time, Ikari's test synchronization rate was as high as 95.27, after a day of abstinence. Today's test synchronization rate is only a relatively meager 73.84, and it is very unstable. Last night, Ikari showed no dissatisfaction with his performance and seemed to be enjoying his "family life" with Katsuragi. He showed off his cooking skills to Katsuragi——

Since it was written by a female monitor from the NEVR intelligence department, it contains a lot of objective descriptions of subjective situations—mainly describing the Reverse Genji Project and how the child willingly threw himself under the wheels of the cart, with a look of happiness and sweetness on his face as he was being carried.

How the hell do I understand this? Others don't know, but I don't know that the person plugged into the plug is my wife? Oh, my wife is happy about my son's sexual behavior? What kind of world is this?

Caihuatang?!

...If Old Ikari really keeps asking for it, it's not impossible.

"Continue the investigation." Old Ikari frowned and said, "Until real data emerges, continue with analogical research. It's true that Eva is a weapon that requires further research, but we don't need a test report based on such a scarce sample."

"So, should we report this to the other branches in other countries? Should we study it together?"

"No need. Let's put this matter on hold." Ikari Gendō stood behind the huge observation glass of Unit-00 and said in a cold and ruthless voice, "We'll only conduct experiments secretly at headquarters... Oh, Captain Katsuragi, right? Then we'll continue the experiment with the third most suitable person."

It's a bit like Amuro in Gundam, who was recruited by the Federation and placed under house arrest, serving as a stud every day, having sex with different women! As a new human and the strongest stud, they expect you to produce high-quality offspring - but his is the result of long-term battles.

NEVR will be useless after this year (no, anima cables still have their uses). What's the point of having all this? Just to make Yui Ikari happy by seeing her grandson? Not necessarily—but if you put it that way, if EVA continues to be used, wouldn't Yui Ikari become a "sprite meme"? Yui Ikari could last for over five billion years, and her descendants could fill it endlessly, all the way into Yui Ikari's plug.

"The third suitable candidate, have you fixed your appearance?" By the way, has my son cut his hair?

"? Yes." Akagi Ritsuko was stunned for a moment, then said in a businesslike manner: "After trimming, it looks very cool now..."

"Let him come over." I'm personally looking for trouble with him! Old Ikari is very unhappy.

"Commander." A staff member immediately informed Xiao Ding, and then Akagi asked casually, "The start-up experiment of Unit 0..."

"Let's get started." Old Ikari waved his hand and threw the document directly into the shredder beside him. After the shredder shredded it, it was directly processed into ashes at the bottom.

"Yes, begin the experiment! --The pilot enters the plug..."

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Xiao Ikari was the first to get the news.

At the start of last week's episode, Ayanami appeared in a bandage outfit. This left Ikari feeling heartbroken and upset. Later, it was discovered that Ikari's father was a traitor, forcing the Unit-00 into production despite its apparent flaws. On one hand, the technical data wasn't up to standard, and on the other, test data was needed to prepare for Unit-01.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be called Unit-00 - it's a machine that served as a sample report for the official model after Unit-01.

Ikari thought that since he was in charge of the experiment this time, he shouldn't have to make Ayanami work overtime anymore. Shouldn't she just go through the normal training? At least he could give himself some time.

Unfortunately, it was the second day that Ikari arrived at NEVR. He had just met with Ayanami in the morning, but before he could investigate whether the experiment that had severely injured Ayanami and broken his defenses would be repeated, he would have to wait and see.

He then received a message from Old Ikari - asking him to go and see Old Ikari.

At first, Xiao Ikari didn't care. He just wanted to see Lao Ikari. But when he asked where Lao Ikari was,

Old Ikari is in Laboratory No. 28 in Area G, watching Unit 00 start its experiment.

—Then Ikari ran all the way to Area G28! —He thought of a thousand ways. Could he just insert the plug himself? Shouldn't I be the more suitable plug experimenter? I'll do it, I'll do it! Forget about cutting your hair short, even shaving your head will do!

102 The Luck Was Taken Away Ikari Gendo

Are there some parts of our fate that can never be changed? Adolescence is the age of naiveté, a time when one's fate is in their own hands. As we reach adulthood, we tend to find justification for ourselves, using the phrase "man conquers nature" to brainwash ourselves.