Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Of course, such foul language cannot be organized into written language to "educate" children.

"You and that Katsuragi guy have only known each other for a dozen days, which isn't that long. You don't know much about love. It has nothing to do with you being a child, it has to do with your experience. Besides, the law doesn't allow it—and most importantly, it's human nature to have desires. You can solve adolescent problems yourself, you..."

"It's true that Misato and I have only known each other for a dozen days, but this is long enough for me, who only needs one-fifth of a second to judge whether the other person is a friend or foe after meeting. Yes, as you said, I know nothing about love." Now, it's time to rely on my dear Asuka: "But if love is keeping promises and being faithful until death. Then, I promise that I, Ikari Nobuki, will love Katsuragi Misato until death! - Ah, how about telling you a hellish joke? Anyway, I will continue to travel to various places to participate in the revolution. The average life expectancy of us young soldiers is less than 18 years old. If my promise can last after death, it will be forever. If not, it can be fulfilled soon."

"..." (Akagi family swear words), this guy said something reasonable: "As you said, if you want to go somewhere else after completing the mission here. What about Misato?"

"I've pledged my life to my country, and it's hard to pledge my life to you. But it doesn't matter. My contract here is for one year, and I will make sure to do what I need to do during this time. Isn't that great?—" It's time to use Asuka's famous quote again: "I'm not like ordinary children. My future is uncertain. If I don't seize the opportunity quickly, I may never get another chance in the future. If I like someone, I like them. If I love someone, I love them!—I hope Ms. Ritsuko can keep this a secret for me and Ms. Misato."

"On a normal level, I will. However, I need to report this to my superiors." Ritsuko Akagi kept pressing the cap on her pen, seeming to be in a state of deep inner conflict. After a sigh, she explained, "Don't worry. As the pilot of Unit-01, and as the head of Tactics Section 1, Katsuragi... To ordinary people, adults and minors are a separate issue. But in our upcoming operations, these are personal matters. Commander Ikari will also understand the difference between you two and ordinary discipline. The scrutiny of you won't be very strict, and most likely, there won't be any scrutiny at all. However, I must remind you—young people, exercise restraint... Misato is a woman (voice-muted). Even if she asks, even if you think it's okay, exercise restraint! This is crucial for piloting an EVA!"

Even Akagi Ritsuko, a virgin nearing thirty, had seen pigs run even if she hadn't eaten pork—this 30-minute session, two hours a night, what the hell is that?! Are you trying to fly? No wonder Katsuragi's gait was a bit off today, but he was so smug!

"Yes! --Thank you for your kindness, Ritsuko-sister."

"...Forget it, you're not as harmless as you look. It seems I should change my mind about you sooner rather than later. You're definitely not an ordinary young man." No more honorifics. Akagi Ritsuko shook her head. "I don't know what kind of luck Katsuragi has!... No, who knows if it's a blessing or a curse."

"Hehehe, no matter what, Sister Ritsuko is still..."

"Stop the flattery." The rationalist woman returned, staring at Shinji Ikari with a cold gaze. "Listen, the experiment still needs to be done. We'll... do it in private—we don't know if your sexual relationship with Katsuragi has any positive or negative impact on the synchronization rate. Um—don't do it today. Come back tomorrow to test it."

Is Akagi Ritsuko not a skirt? Six: Nine'#'④, Nine! Three, ⑥' One: ③! Five? She was worried about Ikari controlling his own synchronization rate, because there was really no precedent - any tester could independently control and change the level of his own synchronization rate.

Ah, then you haven't seen a soul that has been spiritually polluted. I've already played this instance. With a ding, it was comparable to the wind spirit and moon shadow.

"Ah?" No, I wanted to go back and have a good time today - I finally let go, and you let me...

"I won't hide it either. I'm telling you, there are eyes watching you. But the last bit of kindness I have for you is that the ones watching over you and Katsuragi are all attentive female operators." Akagi Ritsuko's glasses gleamed slightly. "Katsuragi is my friend after all. It doesn't matter if you're seen naked. I still have to take responsibility for Katsuragi!"

And there is the humane Ritsuko Akagi.

Well, if you like, just watch it - according to legend.

For the next year, the female officers in the NEVR intelligence department, the only ones who had access to daily life, circulated a set of self-destructing spell materials among the women—a remarkably high level of quality! Oh, and here's a question of public concern. According to a female friend who wishes to remain anonymous, her (the group she represents) desires for adult films. Their top requirements are: 1. Good-looking male actors; 2. Gentle actors; and 3. Most importantly: a gentle atmosphere—even better, a sense of affection.

It’s hard to shoot for women, and it’s also hard to see.

It just so happened that the daily lives of Ko Ikari and Katsuragi satisfied the physiological needs of a group of female operators and received 10,000 likes from the female operators of the NEVR intelligence department.

With this (pointing to a self-destructing video), who would even bother watching a movie? — How high-class is this actor? How real is this?

100 Wrestling

After a thorough basic testing inside the plug, little Ikari was released. The entire process took about an hour, not much. It was different from the days of soaking in there all day, nearly rotting away. Hopefully, we can avoid that this time around. Both Ikari and his mother soaked in the plug for a while... and then they melted.

Could it be that the Ikari family is easily soluble in water? What a joke in hell!

The one-hour basic experiment of Xiaoding was over. It was clearly stated that the time would be adjusted further in the future, but it was obvious that Xiaoding had not yet finished get off work.

A mercenary, right? Physically fit, right? Mentally fit, right?

"These three will be your trainers in various aspects in the future." Train Xiao Ikari as a horse girl, although Xiao Ikari does not have a horse now, the horse is soaking in the plug of Unit-01.

Xiao Ikari thought to himself, you guys are determined to let us mother and son meet, right?

"Ladies and gentlemen, please introduce yourselves." Ritsuko Akagi pointed to the three capable NEVR female operators in front of her, who were proudly wearing NEVR's technical work uniforms with a beige base and orange and black stripes.

Huh? Who are these people? I didn't see them last week.

The beautiful woman with long silver hair, who looked quite artistic, was about 23 or 24 years old and was quiet but a little agitated. She bowed in the Japanese style very skillfully.

"I'm Ooi Satomi. Please take care of me from now on." She nodded to Ikari, the beautiful boy in a tight combat uniform. Most people didn't have the severe cerebral palsy of Katsuragi Misato—who would dare to touch Commander Ikari's son without permission? Frontline commanders like Katsuragi were better off, but ordinary staff members would probably turn into LCL nutrient solution in minutes. "Casper's technical director."

"I'm Mogami Mai, nice to meet you." The voice sounded like Horie Yui, the black-haired, bespectacled woman who looked a bit like the unnamed Akagi Ritsuko. But she looked even more stunned. The bespectacled woman, Ikari, was already frightened, mentally mumbling, "Please spare me!" "Director of the Merogi Technical Department, please take care of me in the future."

"Agano Hana Kaede, nice to meet you!" The voice sounded like Shimizu Ai (Shimizu Ai was incredible, beautiful, sweet-voiced, and easy to seduce, but she was also a professional wrestler, and a gold belt winner). This person was actually a person, a cute, pretty girl with short chestnut hair. With a beaming smile, she introduced herself to Shinji Ikari: "Technical Director of the Baldazar Technical Department. If you have any technical questions, feel free to contact me! Please take good care of me in the future."

"Hello, dear ladies, Здравствуй - Lieutenant Shinji Ikari sends his greetings to you. I hope we can fight and struggle together in the future." Little Ikari saluted one by one and shook hands with the three people in front of him one by one.

The other party seems quite uncomfortable with it. You just bow and it's done. There's no need to go through so much trouble.

"My idol, the great Nikolay Aleksèevitch Osthróvskīyī, once said: A common cause, a common struggle, can give people the strength to endure everything! I share this with you."

"ah……"

The three beauties opposite were stunned for a moment, as if they were not used to the opening remarks of Xiao Ding in front of them, but they also understood who the person opposite them was - Damn, he is not a Red Army soldier, right?

Only Agano Hana Kaede exclaimed softly, seeming quite surprised.

"These three will train you in various areas, including physical fitness and technique." Akagi Ritsuko pointed at the three people in front of her, then said, "If necessary, I, as the head of Technical Section 1, will personally participate. If necessary, the head of Operations Section 1 will also be present. Well, today, you will first familiarize yourself with the training process and get into training mode as soon as possible."

"Yes, Sister Ritsuko—don't worry, it's my duty to complete every one of your instructions." Ugh! It's because you scared me!

It’s just that Ikari’s diligence was praised by Ritsuko Akagi - that’s right, soldiers with low IQ are easy to deal with.

"I have to dig." Then I'll take my leave -

"Let's go!" Please have a safe journey.

This is how the Japanese greeted each other. Ritsuko turned to leave, and the three technical directors bowed their heads to see her off.

"Baga baga." Little Ikari saluted and saw the guest off.

"Huh?" Akagi Ritsuko turned around suddenly. "You scolded me?" But then she understood, knowing a little Russian - покапока, isn't this the colloquial Russian way of saying goodbye?

"Uh... sorry." Xiao Ding seemed to have "suddenly remembered" and immediately smiled sheepishly: "Увидимся."

Ritsuko Akagi left feeling both angry and amused, and it was obvious that the atmosphere around her was quite good.

"Ikari Shinji-kun... uh"

"Just call me Shinji." Ikari nodded slightly, his Russian accent still thick. The problem of this body reading Japanese in Russian still remained unsolved, and Ikari had no intention of resolving it. Once an accent is out of place, it's hard to change it... really, unless you put in the hard work.

Xiao Ding nodded and smiled, saying, "You're welcome, everyone."

"Ha---So, Shinji-kun." The one in the lead, Ooi Satomi, said softly, "We have obtained you from Dr. Akagi... uh, you (your side...)"

"I said you're used to speaking Russian, so please use 'you' when addressing me." To be precise, the author can't express the difference between Japanese and Maozi-style Japanese in the same Chinese. So, I simply use the Russian translation accent in my writing to write some addresses. Please don't mind.

"...Well then, you—your physical fitness is really good." To be exact, what Soviet Superman! Are you from Anton Star?

I just simulated it inside the plug. Even though it has LCL inside and the most advanced protection measures, pilots generally don't exceed 8G. So, with LCL inside the plug, you shouldn't exceed that too much, right?

Wow, I just simulated and pulled out 11G easily.

What kind of Anton Star Superman are you?

(Note: Anton Star, in the game "War Thunder," is a simulation, but it has many outrageous settings. For example, a fighter pilot can easily roll 10G and then black out. Because the former producer's name is Anton, it is called Anton Star. A tank driver who can catch a 152 caliber shell with his hand and survive is considered a basic operation. A tanker who can take a 1000 kg aerial bomb in the face from 10 meters away is completely unharmed. He is called Anton Star Superman.)

"But please don't let up!" Mogami Mai pushed up her glasses and said, "Training you is our mission. A strong body also maintains a strong spirit. You have a good combat record, but it's far from enough for the upcoming battle!"

Planning to show his power.

"Yes!" Xiao Ikari directly indicated that you are right.

“…” Mai Mogami was stuck for a moment.

"Well then," Agano Hana Kaede quickly came over to save the situation, smiling and saying to Shinji Ikari, "We basically have the parameters for your physical fitness, but not your movement parameters yet—this place is quite large, so let's do some basic testing."

That is, in this underground world, there is a training room half the size of a football field - how much money did Ikari embezzle? While the world reconstruction work was in full swing, he built a third new Tokyo city comparable to Tokyo, and built such a magnificent battle fortress underneath?

Why not do something else with this spare money? Why build such living facilities in a place like this?

...Is it possible that Old Ikari actually wanted to fight a protracted war here from the beginning?

"Okay, dear Miss Agano..."

"Hey! So cute—but that won't work on me! Let's put it another way. We can accept Ritsuko-san speaking Russian."

Then, these three stopped being cute.

"...What's the world record for the 100-meter race?" Agano Hana Kaede looked at the electronic infrared timer beside her, confused.

"9.58s," Mai Mogami said calmly, "That's the result we achieved at the 08 Beijing Olympics."

"Shinji-kun is only 14 this year, right? He's still... not grown up at all." Wow, I'm really looking forward to it. Looking forward to what he'll be like in 10 years. Several girls thought this, but couldn't say it out loud—otherwise, they'd face jail time or immediate execution—not everyone has the carefree personality of Misato Katsuragi. "After he becomes an adult, no... after professional training, how strong will he be? He ran under 11 seconds! 10.88s!"

Is it open?

It's open, but not fully open.

Ordinary special forces can do it.

"No, if we keep going on like this, won't we be pinned down by him? Who are we? We are seniors!" Agano Hana Kaede said fiercely, taking off his shirt and shaking his fists, "You guys come and help too! We can't let him just like this... Yeah! We are seniors!"

Looking at Xiao Ikari spinning like a windmill on the horizontal bar in the distance, Agano made up his mind after getting support from his two companions.

In fact, the support from both companions is: If you can do it, go for it, and have a good journey.

"Shinji-kun! Stop for a moment—"

"Okay." Ikari Shinji somersaulted down from the horizontal bar and landed steadily, much more steadily than the Japanese men's gymnast Hashimoto. "Sister Huafeng, what's up?"

"Nothing... cough cough! Something's wrong!" He coughed lightly, looked at Shinji Ikari who had calmed down after a few breaths, and thought about the other party's combat record.

I kind of want to back out.

"Yes, now we are going to test you in combat!" Behind them, the scheming bespectacled girl Mai Mogami pushed Agano Hana Kaede from behind and said, "Let's see how good you are."

"Uh...that's fine."

"Eh? Um... ahem, actually, the three of us want to go together..."

"Agano Hana Kaede is the only one who wants to challenge you - if you're a man, accept the challenge." Mogami Mai directly blocked the other person's mouth: "The two of us are technocrats, and Agano Hana Kaede is the only one with experience in wrestling and fighting."

“!!! You two!” Bitch!!!

About ten seconds later, Agano Hana Kaede was pinned down by Ikari Shinji.

The girl was around 22 or 23? She was only about 1.60 meters tall, and her cup size was much smaller than Katsuragi's—but she was a young girl who worked out regularly (Katsuragi: Hmm?). Xiao Ding, she just felt special.

"Ah! ---Eh!" It didn't hurt, but the feeling of being pinned down by a 14-year-old handsome boy was too humiliating, it was really...

Okay.

"Hey! Hua Feng, why don't you resist? Are you done?" Ooi Satomi couldn't bear it any longer, so she said, "If you can't do it, I'll do it."

You see, he is so devoted to his career.

"No problem, I'm fine! Come again, come again—I just don't believe it... Ugh."

"That's enough." Seeing the beautiful girl under him gradually turning into a masochist, Xiao Ikari felt a little panicked.

It wasn't these weak ones who did the physical training last week.

Instead, they are several retired special forces soldiers, plus several professional nutrition, health and physical fitness trainers.

"Sister Hua Feng, if..."

"I'm fine! Mada Mada! How come you, a Russian officer, are so good at judo?"

"? Soviet judo is actually quite developed, mainly suitable for maneuvering and fighting. However, the one we are most familiar with is not wrestling, but cautious wrestling and dagger fighting, which is the real one... Eh!"

"Watch this!—Ha, what's up? My weakness is exposed, right? I...eh?"

"Hua Feng, let go! - What are you doing!"

"Sorry, sorry... I didn't expect it to be like this... It felt soft and it was my butt, but when I touched it it became... Oh, I'm sorry, Shinji-kun, are you okay? What happened to you, Shinji-kun?"

"Call the doctor."

"Call the doctor and tell him that we injured the third fittest person on the first day of training! If you want to die, do it alone."

"Woo, woo, woo, what should I do?"

"...Aren't you a doctor? It's just a scratch, right?"

"? I, I am—but I've never seen this kind of question."

"No, listen to me—I'm fine. You don't have to worry about me, absolutely not." Xiao Ding covered his lower body. The dragon claws were really strong. However... this dress was a tight-fitting one.

I couldn't suppress the slightest reaction. Tights provide stimulation. And the size itself is exaggerated, and it's tight...

"Are you okay? If you're okay, then just cover it up... Yeah, forget it."

Wow, looking at this blushing handsome boy, he actually has a baby-faced giant body! — You wouldn’t even see this in a male escort club! His character is still like this… Hmm!

Do we have to make the atmosphere so awkward?

"No, what do you three mean by pulling out your phones? Am I not a confidentiality officer?!"

"Oh, it's okay—"

Click click click.

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