Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

According to the villain's premise, EVA's plot is a parody of his former studio, Studio Ghibli, plagiarizing the ideas of his former mentor, Hayao Miyazaki, who expelled him from the studio. It's all about ancient civilizations, prehistoric civilizations, and so on. Humanity's misuse of technology led to the destruction of the prehistoric world, and then modern human technology, through archaeology, unearthed EVA (2 punches).

EVA is just a technological weapon from the previous civilization, it's that simple, there's no complicated plot, just think of it as a modern version of Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.

But in the later period, the gangsters stopped behaving like human beings. The atmosphere took a sharp turn for the worse, the plot went crazy, and there were scraps everywhere.

To put it bluntly, Akagi Ritsuko's research is essentially a reverse engineering of technology—there's a lot she doesn't understand, but she knows the results, not the reasons. The discovery of Eva is like the Atlantic natives seeing an airplane and then having a sudden, "Eureka" moment in their technology.

In reality, they all just know the facts, not the reasons. Ritsuko Akagi feels no different from an ordinary monkey—something that, as a brilliant scientist, she finds unacceptable. It's just that those who don't understand don't talk about it, and those who do understand certainly won't stab each other. After all, not everyone has the tendency to be a geek and self-destruct. Ah, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm in my 60s and still unmarried. My classmates' children are already in junior high, and I still don't have a partner.

"Yeah, very good." Seeing the young Ikari's expression, which showed he was ready to die but still obeyed orders, Akagi Ritsuko nodded, thinking that low-IQ soldiers were useful. In a sense, Shinji Ikari was even more useful than an obedient child.

"Prepare for the first connection - Shinji-kun, it will be a little painful, but don't worry. It's the first time, and you'll get used to it after that." Ritsuko Akagi was kind for once.

"...Uh, Ms. Ritsuko, are you kidding me?" Ikari still didn't open his eyes.

"Pfft..." The other researchers around understood and realized that you are playing this pornographic game very well.

"Shinji-kun looks very energetic!——" Ritsuko glanced at everyone, and immediately no one dared to brag.

Even a woman like Katsuragi has plenty of admirers. There's a girl named Hinata in the office who's Katsuragi's ultimate bootlicker. If Katsuragi were a bitch, Hinata's loan would probably go broke! But why is it that no one dares to touch a beauty of Ritsuko's level?

Senior female science intellectual, take a piss and look at yourself. Do you really dare to find someone like that? Who do you think you are? Marie Curie's husband?

"First connection, start!"

"Yes, first connection, let's start..."

The data from various instruments in the laboratory began to spin wildly.

"Shinji-kun—think about it in your head, [Link] assist us."

"Yes." Xiao Ikari said that this couldn't be difficult for him.

"The mental connection is correct, second connection request——"

"Go ahead."

"Yes, a mental link has started... System error!"

call out!

All experiments have come to a temporary halt.

"What's going on?" Akagi was a little confused. What went wrong? This was a step that even Ayanami couldn't make a mistake in.

"Uh... report." After about thirty seconds, someone finally stood up: "The driver's language system has an error!"

"Ah, this..." Akagi thought to himself, he had thought everything was going on. The other party had been speaking Russian all along, and he still hadn't memorized it. "Then, switch the system to... Shinji-kun, what is your native language?"

"Russian?" Ikari shrugged. There was really no way around it after the worlds merged. He wondered if this problem would persist if he traveled back in time—it seemed like arriving in a new world meant adopting that world's soul as a model.

The Ikari Shinji of this world was like a container, and his soul, who had traveled through time, was just juice. Although the juice still tasted like juice, its shape had taken on the shape of the container.

"…switch the pilot language to Russian and restart the test."

"Yes!"

Everyone started to get busy again, and this time the startup went completely smoothly.

"Senior, do we need to communicate with the pilot in Russian?" Maya Ibuki, who was assisting the pilot, asked her senior, "Will it disrupt the pilot's concentration?"

"...Alas, it's too late to learn now. Let Shinji try thinking in Japanese from now on. It's a good opportunity to test a system that only changes the language when inserted into a plug. We've never tried it before, so we'll use him as a guinea pig today." Akagi Ritsuko shook her head slightly and said, "The German branch technology we borrowed from the American branch must be put to use, no matter how useless it is!"

"Senior, look... the harmonics are all normal, even better than the test data of the most suitable candidate or other branches..."

"Hmm...death country." Akagi nodded, looking at the data displayed on the instrument. This little bottom is really capable. "Confirm the synchronization rate accurately."

"Yes, confirmation count is 100, synchronization adjustment will begin now... Completed. Senior?! Look, this..."

"?!Um?!"

I've already said that I am now in the form of Shinji Ikari's soul in your world.

But I am the juice that has been adjusted from another world.

"60 percent... 70 percent... 80 percent... and still rising! Senior? Should we terminate the experiment?"

"Let's continue to see if it can stabilize."

"90 percent... 92 percent... 95 percent... OK. Finally stable. The synchronization rate is confirmed to be 95.27%! Shall we conduct another 100 synchronization rate stabilization tests?"

“Do it again until the exact number stabilizes!”

"Yes..." About ten minutes later, it was confirmed that the synchronization rate was indeed 9527.

"...What was the synchronization rate data for the second most suitable person in the German branch?"

After searching for "Senior, is it...", the answer I got was "The best score is 47.21%."

"Hmph, hmph... The Americans and Germans always say their plug insertion technology is better than ours, much better! They even tell us to just import their plugs. Hmph, hmph... Send the experimental data directly to Commander Ikari right now! Also, at next week's international exchange meeting, this data and the plug insertion data, the publicly available parts, should be printed in red in a prominent position!"

Ritsuko is a little narrow-minded.

"Yes, senior."

"But, such a high synchronization rate... what's going on? Okay, let's move on to the next experiment... Hmm. Hmm... what exactly happened to the pilot?" Akagi Ritsuko was puzzled, then stood up straight, a questioning look on her face. "It's completely different from yesterday's data. Some of the data that has been sampled is completely different. Although we didn't conduct the plug insertion experiment, it's still... Hmm. What happened yesterday? The synchronization rate is so high?"

"Senior, is this something you can say?"

"Of course not."

"Then Senpai—you should go to the Intelligence Department or directly speak to Commander Ikari."

"...Oh, that's right—the synchronization rate data can be released, but the reason is blocked... No, let's just say our plug design is better!"

"Senior, our plug design didn't come from the Shanghai branch..."

“We’ve improved!”

"Oh." The senior student had the final say.

Then Akagi turned around and sent a report to the intelligence department and Old Ikari, asking if they could also issue a report on what happened during the day.

Old Ikari, distracted, agreed. A female clerk in formal attire and sunglasses arrived immediately from the intelligence department and within thirty minutes brought back a complete report on Little Ikari's actions yesterday.

"...No way?" Ritsuko suddenly gnashed her teeth, and then her whole body trembled. "Damn Katsuragi, you dare to do such a good thing... How dare you! Aren't you afraid of going to jail for a few years?! You guy... You guy... But, can this really increase the synchronization rate? Then... is there such a good thing? Well, the other suitable people are all minors, and it seems that there really is no... Hmm..."

Suddenly, Ritsuko Akagi had a eureka moment.

"If the pilot and the pilot... can the synchronization rate reach the ultimate goal of a steady increase?" Akagi Ritsuko's mind was full of thoughts. Anyway, she had known for a long time that there was definitely something wrong with Ayanami, and it was not right for old Ikari to be so nice to Ayanami.

Just push Ayanami to Mr. Ikari's son so that Mr. Ikari will have no child to fall in love with!

Makes sense!

After all, as a scientist, he also makes a living by using a knife. Akagi suddenly had an idea to kill two birds with one stone: write a similar report tonight!

Of course, she couldn't have imagined that it was actually just Xiao Ikari who was simply controlling the synchronization rate.

"Let Shinji-kun come out, the experiment is over." Three hours later, Akagi was doing an experiment while doing an experiment in his brain: "I have something to ask him. The experimental results will be dealt with directly, Commander. Find me some psychology books by Freud-"

"Yes, senior."

"Oh, right, call that... woman, Katsuragi, over here too! Make her wait next door! Don't give her a chair, make her stand!"

"yes……?"

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"The silence is only an illusion; do not think the storm has died down. Always be prepared to rush towards your great ideals, and realize your glory as you go. Listen to the roar of the wind and snow, and watch the shooting stars fly in the night sky. I think and I call out, rushing towards the turbulent distance~"

Xiao Ikari hummed a song as he came down from the plug.

Because this was just a plug-in simulation, it wasn't really entering Unit-01. There wasn't much interaction with my mother; it was just a simulation. Oh, it was like inserting a fake plug and experiencing a fake environment.

You'd better say bolt.

Xiao Ikari came down, and then the one walking towards him was Ritsuko Akagi.

"Hello, Ms. Dorrogoy Ritsuko." The county magistrate was no match for the current administrator. Ikari accepted the towel from the staff member and thanked them. Then, while wiping his hair vigorously, he quickly asked Ritsuko Akagi, "What an excellent design! I had no idea it could be so simple to operate. On behalf of the frontline soldiers, I want to thank you and your team for coming up with such a brilliant idea."

Akagi Ritsuko seems to have figured out that Ikari is either a science enthusiast or a sycophant. From this point on, she's just a researcher. After all, Akagi Ritsuko hasn't yet used her "real power" to penetrate someone's bone marrow, penetrate their brain marrow (cerebrospinal fluid is one, both can be extracted from the lumbar spine), penetrate their... hehe.

There was no sign that Xiao Ikari was mentally polluted, so no terrible methods were used to treat Xiao Ikari - at present, scientific researchers have no rights.

So Ritsuko Akagi felt that Ikari was either respecting her or flattering her in an improper way.

Sorry, I'm already in love with your dad. Wait another thirty years until he's grown a full beard before you tell me—the Akagi family mother and daughter have truly bizarre aesthetics, so different from most people... No, it seems like the aesthetics of these female scientists are all distorted.

"Yeah." Ritsuko nodded slightly at the little Ikari in front of her. To be honest, in a trance, there was indeed a bit of "resemblance". "According to Commander Ikari's instructions, I also have a suggestion for you - you can indeed make your hair a little shorter."

"Yes! (Yes, sir) начальник (Pinch Riddick, Director, Chief)" Ikari didn't care, he just wanted to disgust his father. "So, how was today's experiment? Is there anything I should pay more attention to or cooperate with?"

Ah... so emotional.

Ritsuko even shed a tear—during the experiment with Ayanami, she was indeed quite cooperative. But she was the type who would go back and forth. She'd heard from her German and American colleagues that, while these children were pitiful, they all had high aspirations. It seemed the German colleagues had trouble finding their own suitable candidates. The American colleagues were okay, with a few suitable candidates, but the ultimate results were all disappointing (the American base later bombed, like Allahu Akbar). It was as if they were all adolescent problem children.

My lab has found a gem! Look at your dad, then look at you. Are you really father and son? Ah, yes. It seems that competitor Yui Ikari does have a nice personality. This kid might have inherited both her looks and personality from her mom.

It's really a medical miracle, praise the great God of All Things - fortunately, Ikari Yui's DNA is strong enough.

"Hmm." Ritsuko appeared calm on the surface, but deep down she was quite active. After a slight nod, she said to Ikari, "If you really want to cooperate, then we'll discuss each one of them later. We have a lot to do during the experiment. Overall, Shinji-kun, you've truly exceeded our expectations. You're a natural born pilot."

"Thank you. This is what I should do. But I'm not bragging - I got A's in both the Siberian Beta Training Camp and the Moscow Alpha Youth Training Camp. When it comes to driving an AS, I'm not inferior to any professional Alpha." Xiao Ikari patted his chest and said that he did have a talent for driving, and he drove very steadily.

"Not only that... you're truly a genius at piloting the EVA. However, since I've already praised you... I still have to praise you again. Your mental state is very stable. You can keep it up, but... you should quit drinking from now on. It might have a certain impact on your mental synchronization with the EVA." Ritsuko was a woman who pursued perfection: "I heard you still smoke? You shouldn't do that at your age, and it will also affect your driving."

Otherwise, she could just do what her mother did and go after Old Ikari! — though the consequences would probably be disastrous.

"No, no, no, it won't have any impact. Besides, you can't make me stop drinking." Grandma! I'm almost addicted to alcohol in this dimension - of course, thanks to the soul traveling through time and helping the other party improve his physical fitness to a higher level: "Cigarettes are impossible, that's not in our contract. Besides, you want a Soviet pilot to stop drinking? I don't know what the synchronization rate is. Anyway, I just tested my blood and there's not a drop of alcohol - but if I don't drink, I will lose my combat effectiveness."

This is for the sake of the body in this world.

My soul isn't a drunkard—but my body is. Ah, it's my body's fault, that's right!

"..." What kind of perverse logic is this? "In short, give it a try and quit drinking!"

"Ms. Ritsuko, although I respect you very much, please forgive me for not obeying your order! There is only one thing I cannot do - what is the point of fighting a war without a couple of drinks after the battle? Even World War II was not this miserable. Aren't you abusing children?"

"? Whose child drinks alcohol? And drinks so much..."

"I heard that African warlords were giving children drugs. My case is just a national tradition at best." Xiao Ikari said indifferently, "Ah, anything else?"

"...Anyway, I'll have Katsuragi keep an eye on you! By the way, have you checked the housing assigned to you?"

The glasses reflected light.

Ikari knew that in this life, he was an expert in reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance. Katsuragi's house was practically a sieve. While the intelligence department wasn't reliable at protecting people, they were definitely experts at causing trouble. They were experts at civil war, but not at external warfare. Katsuragi's house was overflowing with surveillance equipment, and when Ikari went up, he covered it all with a vague, half-hidden lens.

But Ikari knew that, despite his constant complaints, in a giant organization of this size, although there wouldn't be many military units, the intelligence department was definitely the top priority - especially with Ikari, who was a perverted control freak, and probably cultivated many confidants in order to fight with the top brass of Seele.

It's only a matter of time before Ikari and Katsuragi's relationship is exposed - why hide it? I just like her! I, Shinji Ikari, love being with Misato Katsuragi. This is a matter between Shinji Ikari and Misato Katsuragi - what right do you outsiders have to interfere?

"No, I was staying at Sister Misato's house yesterday. I drank too much at the celebration party. I think I told you."

"Well, I did say that—come on, follow me."

Tick ​​tock.

Xiao Ikari followed behind Ritsuko Akagi, watching the beautiful legs in black stockings under the white coat moving forward step by step - oh, to be honest, if you don't look at her personality, she's not bad.

After seeing his personality and what he did in his previous life, Ikari was so PTSD that he couldn't get an erection.

"Uh, hello, Ritsuko?" Katsuragi, standing at Ritsuko Akagi's door, had no idea what was going on. After all, she was only in the Operations Division, not the Intelligence Division. Her rank wasn't as high as Ritsuko's, and her access to secrets wasn't as high—ignorance is bliss. "Uh, sorry, sorry, did I piss you off again? Hey, don't be angry..."

"You, stand here and wait! Even if there's no bucket, I'd at least make you stand there with it in your hand! - Maya, keep an eye on her over there." Akagi Ritsuko scolded her playful bestie harshly, feeling somewhat helpless and upset. Bakayarō (I heard this word is a respectful form of Baka), what the hell is going on? She'd been chasing after Ikari for ten years and still hadn't gotten him.

You dealt with the other person's son in one day.

Is this what young people are like, impatient and impetuous?

According to the plot of the anime, Akagi Ritsuko is very dissatisfied and simply seduces Shinji Ikari - but unfortunately this is not an anime. Moreover, Akagi Ritsuko is not the heroine and does not enjoy the treatment of the heroine.

"Kaba—" After locking the door, the outside noise was completely blocked out. Akagi Ritsuko lazily lay down in her office chair, and then stroked her forehead under her golden hair with her hand. She looked decadent: "Ikari Shinji-kun!—Please sit down."

"Eh? Спасибо (Four Brazilians, please? Thanks)..."

"As young people in adolescence, I can understand that there are many physiological problems. But I really can't understand it - I can't understand both of you. You and Katsuragi, on the first day...ah, that's amazing." Ritsuko Akagi said in a rather teasing tone.

"Oh, let me correct you. It's not the first day. I've known her for more than ten days." Xiao Ding said seriously, "It seems that you know about our relationship. Oh, the NEVR intelligence department is really involved."

"I don't know what it's called in your world, but in Japan—Katsuragi's actions will land him in jail."

"After all, this is a matter of your world—I only know how to seize opportunities. A fleeting opportunity certainly can't be passed up." Little Ikari was right: "Enjoy life while you can. Who knows what's going to happen next? Don't let your heart down every minute, every second. Liking someone is liking them, or perhaps I'm too young, as you said, to know what love is. But if love is what it is right now, then I love Sister Meili very much. I feel like she's a woman I can trust. We haven't gotten to know each other very well in these past ten days together—but we'll make up for that shortcoming in battle later. Nothing can help you understand each other better than fighting together."

"..." (NEVR curse words), Ritsuko thought to herself, he really doesn't care about what he says. His ability and determination to act are truly terrifying... But he's already been together after just a dozen days. Isn't this just a simple hookup? Why all the grand talk? Love? Do you even know what love is?