13 years passed quickly.

Please let the 14-year-old experience pass quickly. I don’t want to live in that difficult situation anymore.

Other people's thresholds are either 73 or 84 - but it's clear that mine is at 14, a little early. But this threshold is indeed insurmountable.

The year was 2015 when Shinji Ikari was 14 years old.

It's a good year, but Shinji Ikari doesn't like it very much.

June 22, 2015. Monday, Summer Solstice.

Today, for Shinji Ikari, it was a huge hurdle! ! ! !

As long as we get through today, it will be a peaceful year!

It was nine o'clock this morning. The weather was beautiful, sunny and windy. We had no classes in the afternoon, which was quite nice. I woke up early to slack off, thinking to myself, "How wonderful is this blissful high school life?"

"Hey~~Shinji~~I'm here to see you. How are you? Have you thought about..."

Shinji Ikari didn't go to school on Monday, and stayed at home, acting like an autistic child, not even leaving the house. He was dressed in full gear in the middle of summer, and was wearing a quilt to hold paramecium.

Just as he took emergency shelter, hoping to escape the disaster today - however!

However!!!!

"You win!!!!" When Shinji Ikari heard this familiar voice, his whole body suddenly shook, and then shook again and again, and he was out!

June 22nd, this woman you can’t hide from!

Also a riddle man.

"Ah, Shinji is so heartless - I heard from Rei that you called in sick today, and I was worried about you, so I came to see you. Humph, you stingy man, what's wrong with a hug - hehehe, since no one is home today, I won't be polite."

This sounds like the relationship between men and women is reversed.

This person who doesn't care about his image at all——

Was it really some kind of injustice? Shinji Ikari was increasingly doubting whether the past few years had been nothing more than a fleeting dream.

"Misato, please forgive me." Ikari Shinji bowed deeply on the bed and said, "Please go out. I really don't feel well today."

Look how scared the child is. He doesn't want to encounter anything related to EVA again - it hurts, it's uncomfortable, he's scared, and it's an unbearable weight.

"That won't do. If you're not feeling well, I'll take care of you. How about it? Are you touched?" An unbearable weight instantly pressed down on Shinji Ikari's head, an unbearable weight about the size of an E: "Okay, stop being awkward. Clang clang clang~~~ Look, this is the warrant that Sister Wei gave me, allowing me to have fun... ah no, take care of you~"

Misato Katsuragi held the used cell phone in her hand horizontally, and took out the text message from Yui Ikari and used it as a token of authority: "Good boy~ Listen to your mother~"

"..." Ikari Shinji really wondered if this version of Katsuragi Misato hadn't experienced the second impact. She was so arrogant! And I owe you, I owe you, why don't you go find Kaji Ryoji?

Oh, by the way, you are unlikely to be in the same situation. In this dimension, Katsuragi Misato is just three years older than Ikari Shinji and is currently in her sophomore year.

Tsk, the old cucumber is painted with young paint, he must have been a pedophile in his previous life.

(Or the poor Riddler who was the designated (robbed) heroine of EVA, the designated scapegoat, and died in both generations of the movie)

"Good boy, good boy..."

"Stop it." Shinji was unhappy and pushed away the older sister who had been harassing him for the past three years. He didn't know where this pedophile got such a big interest in it. What are you laughing at? Don't you know that you will be the target of love even if you go out? "I'm fine, I just don't want to go to class today-"

"Oh?" Misato Katsuragi suddenly looked gossipy as she looked at Ikari, who was curled up in bed in the middle of summer, sweating all over.

To prevent any unexpected incidents, Ikari maintained her regular physical exercise routine. Add to that her natural good looks, and it's truly remarkable that at 14, she managed to look like Yui Ikari. (Even as an adult in the theatrical version, she still resembles the male protagonist of a female-oriented manga, or even a female-oriented GL manga. So it's hard to say that Makiba, the nerdy geek, wasn't just after Ikari's crossdressing; after all, she's cosplaying as Yui Ikari.)

My appetite is waking up! "Hey, Shinji, I already have the evidence against you for not going to school. What will happen if I tell Sister Wei? So you better listen to me..."

Shinji Ikari let go of the recording button in his hand and played it again.

"The handle is in my hands... so you just listen to me..." Ikari Shinji released the recording button on his old mobile phone and played the recording of Katsuragi with a gloomy face. Then he showed a disdainful smile -

"If I get this recording of yours out," Shinji Ikari sneered disdainfully, "I'll lock you up for ten or eight years."

"Shinji, you've learned bad things. I'm sorry. It's my fault. I reflect on it and apologize. How about this, I'll let you touch me, and then you'll forgive me..."

"Go away. I won't go to school today—I…" Shinji Ikari shuddered…

Hardships arose Mercury, wars were desolate in EVA. NEVR was broken into pieces by the wind, and life was up and down like duckweed in the rain.

"My Mercury is in retrograde today." Thinking of his first battle with the Water Angel, Ikari still feels uncomfortable all over - Mercury is in retrograde, it's really Mercury in retrograde... Water Angel is in retrograde.

"I didn't expect you to be so superstitious and talk nonsense... I thought you were just a chuunibana, but I didn't expect that... But it's normal, who hasn't experienced a chuunibana?" Katsuragi nodded. As a well-known beauty—a carefree beauty—she had experienced a chuunibana before. Shinji Ikari had seen her cosplaying as Sailor Moon with Sailor Moon's transformation stick—tsk, she's so old, but she's still painting an old cucumber green...

Chapter 12: When Katsuragi Misato was still young and alive

"Summer vacation is coming soon anyway. Your Mercury retrograde can't last all the way through summer vacation, right?"

"Maybe they'll all die." Little Ikari was still frightened, but he looked at the sky, the earth, the people, him, the big Katsuragi next door, and our little Ayanami: "But now that summer vacation is here... Sigh, I always feel that the economy is getting worse and worse recently."

"...What's with all this middle-aged uncle-like lamentation of yours?"

"I actually wish I were a middle-aged uncle now." Little Ikari glanced at the innocent Katsuragi with a displeased look: "You don't know how expensive fuel and food are until you manage the household. You don't know how hard my mother works now. So I was thinking if I could help her relieve some of the pressure. It turns out that delivering newspapers is nothing... Ugh!"

"Shinji is such a sensible and obedient boy." He immediately bumped into someone with the ball, and the older sister hugged Shinji and professed her love: "Anyone who marries you will definitely be very happy, right? —Happy, right? Happy, right?"

"Anyone who marries me will be damned." I'm not necessarily a jinx, but I at least came from a single-parent family. In a past life, I constantly wanted to kill my father, a truly sinister and filial son. "Don't make a fuss—I've been thinking a lot at home lately. Getting rich delivering newspapers is a bit difficult—I just have to get up early every morning to save myself the exercise."

"That's right. I heard from my junior schoolmates that you won't be coming to practice high jump anymore, and they've all quit the club."

“…???” There’s such a thing? There’s such a good thing?

"Stop it, let's be serious!" After glaring at Katsuragi, Ikari continued, "As for the other things...you said you wanted to fight without discrimination. I think I had a chance in my previous life, but it would require mental contamination, and that thing is pretty painful."

"...Aren't you talking about something serious?" Katsuragi glared at Shinji, looking down at him on his chest: "Why are you being so chuunibunny again?"

"I'm just telling the truth—if I were to sell myself..."

"I bought it!" Katsuragi suddenly shouted, pulling out three thousand-yuan bills from his wallet. "Tell me, how much is this for an active, athletic, and beautiful high school student?"

"...Tsk, with so little money you have, why don't you leave some for Uncle Katsuragi and Auntie's retirement?"

"Ah! I hate that I'm not rich... How about this, I'll go out and sell myself..."

"I bought it!" Shinji Ikari pushed aside the two mountains in front of him, singing like a liberated serf. "But buying from each other is part of the internal economic cycle. And considering that I'm a gold standard unit, it seems unlikely that I can make a profit from the price difference with you. The collapse of the Bretton Woods system is irrefutable proof of this, as is the stagnation of the Japanese economy. So, we should try a different approach."

“Uh, ah…?”

"Look, I play the cello alright—but no one listens to cello at street shows. My piano is okay, but it's not top-tier." Ikari counted his abilities on his fingers. Without EVA, was he really... useless? "Let's trade stocks. Honestly, I don't know which one will go under. Let's bet on football... I just remember Brazil getting beaten 7-1. It seems like Bitcoin's going up, but I have no capital, and what does its future rise have to do with me now? Hmm..."

Xiao Ding fell into deep thought and sighed, "After thinking for a long time, the only person I can betray is myself."

"I bought it!"

"That's not what I meant." Xiao Ikari said as he opened the second-hand computer that his mother bought for him for his birthday as a pampering gift.

Even though he had been asking for something unreasonable, Ikari Yui agreed without hesitation! What's wrong with a child asking for a computer now? It's normal - it would be abnormal if he didn't have one. So Ikari Yui felt that she had to meet her son's request and not let her son feel worse than others! She had vowed long ago that she would let Shinji live a life like an ordinary person - so Ikari Yui took out her savings and soon...

Shinji Ikari took the money, so as not to let his mother who knew nothing about computers get cheated - he went to Amazon by himself to buy second-hand goods, built a console, and saved a lot of budget.

"My biggest advantage might be that I'm from Area 11 on the outside." Ikari Shinji said to Katsuragi in Japanese, then switched to Chinese and said, "Inside, I'm Chinese."

"...Uh, what do you mean by the second half of the sentence?" Katsuragi said that he didn't study foreign languages ​​in college, and Chinese was not his elective course, XD (a retro ending).

"Simply put, aside from driving an EVA and selling things, I can't do anything else in District 11. But!—It's 2015, and I'm just too scared! Little do I know that controlling people is already a common practice. Life is fleeting, and I can't fool foreigners, so why can't I fool my own countrymen?"

I heard that there are a lot of Taijuns and fake Taijuns on Bilibili - 70 years ago, wouldn't these people have called me Taijun?

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm trying to figure out how to become a manager abroad. There's nothing new about the sheer number of Japanese people on YouTube, and the same thing goes for Twitter and other things. I've recently gotten a new idea—" Ikari Shinji pointed at the client on his computer and said, "A woman like Sora Aoi can hang out abroad and even found a Chinese man. Someone as inveterate as Noriko Sakai can even become an anti-drug ambassador—I think it's 10:0, after all, so I can do it."

Although you don’t know.

After all, I have driven Unit-01.

Besides, I have a plan. If my livestream doesn't work out—don't I still have my sister Ayanami? My sister Ayanami, she could decapitate countless otakus without leaving a trace! Ah... Of course, 15 was a time of wild growth. To use an ancient term, Douyu 3 Sao—of course, that's all dead now. There were people selling balls for quick bucks, people using yin and yang cameras (this still happens today), and even people livestreaming sex—all sorts of weird things were happening.

Being pretty may not be of much use.

So reference: Volaf (the most licking foreigner I have ever seen)

But Volav was such a good licker that it was even a little uncomfortable – it was good for making quick money.

Katsuragi looked at Shinji for a long moment, seemingly understanding what he was saying, but honestly, not completely. Ikari was perfect in every way: good-looking, muscular... aside from his height, he was also a good student. Perhaps it was his lack of EQ that caused him to freeze up.

For example, now, what the heck is going on?

"I don't quite understand you." Katsuragi thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so he just gave up.

I don't need a brain in this life.

Chapter 13 I, Dongying Volaf, Master the Code of Wealth

Katsuragi's father, the director of District 11's Antarctic research station—barring any unforeseen circumstances, he should have a bright future in District 11, a society where seniority is everything and people just wait for death. A little idiocy is fine, it doesn't matter.

After seeing his biological mother, Asuka, Ayanami, and Katsuragi in this world, Ikari really couldn't help but sigh like Li Si: "The wisdom and stupidity of people are like rats; it all depends on where they live."

As for human beings...the environment actually has a great influence on them.

The sage said: Ikari Yui was inspired by EVA, Katsuragi was inspired by his father's death, Asuka was inspired by her mother's excitement, Ayanami was inspired by her bad breath and strangled her, and Shinji was inspired by Sima's autism.

"There are many things you don't understand about me, but I think I understand you in some ways." Xiao Ikari thought Katsuragi was a good...

Shell.

He might not be very smart, and he's no longer a lieutenant colonel—but he still looks like Katsuragi. He could even be a background character; he's got the looks and the figure. Aside from his personality being a bit carefree due to the pain of losing his father and secondary aphasia, he's basically perfect.

Without opening your mouth.

Summary of the full text:

I can't do anything except driving an EVA! I'm not a master of anything, the only thing I'm proficient in is Chinese, and the only thing I have is this Japanese passport.

This is all I can use. How can I use this to sell myself without selling myself out?

—Hey, ha! District 11 Volaf is me!

"Okay - Shinji, do you want me to play with you today?" Katsuragi was quite happy and held Shinji tightly.

"You... don't have any friends in college?" Ikari Shinji frowned, wondering if there was something wrong with Katsuragi's social circle.

"You little brat, you're really taking advantage of me. I'm the center of attention." That's true. With that kind of looks and figure, you won't suffer any setbacks wherever you go. As long as you're willing to suffer, you won't—Katsuragi suddenly struck a celebrity pose, chest out, stomach in, and hips lifted. I wonder if he's imagining himself as a supermodel in some other world: "Here's some advice for you: you must have friends, but you don't have to have many. There are so many casual acquaintances or people who just want to get something out of you. It's already a rare opportunity to have one or two friends who are truly willing to be with you. For example..."

Katsuragi's eyes sparkled as he stared at the handsome young man in front of him and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth: "You are having a hard time."

"...In the first half, I thought you were quite like an older sister, but in the second half, you were just a simple nympho."

However, this carefree Misato-san... is not unpleasant. She is much better than Misato Katsuragi, who faced such a great disaster in her previous life but still forced a smile.

This woman is so easily exploited! If I don't use her, sooner or later in this peaceful world, she'll be transformed into a Rinpoche by some jerk like Jiaji Liangzhi! So why not just use her myself?

"How about this." Shinji Ikari started up his computer and waited two minutes before entering the main Windows interface. He had to wait a little longer for Windows to load. Oh, second-hand computers are like this. It's good enough that it works. "Anyway, seeing how silly you look, it's impossible for you to find a boyfriend who won't cheat on you. I'm Shinji Ikari, so I'll just do it reluctantly. If I make a lot of money in the future, I'll support you until the day I die. You just have to be an honest man at home and be a shit-making machine to spend money. How do you think?"

"Is there such a good thing?" He slapped his sexy thigh and asked back, "Then it's a deal. No regrets! I'll take this as a confession of love—but let me ask you, with a high school diploma, how are you going to make a fortune? Are you crazy about money?"

"Hehehe... If I can't make money, I can just become a gigolo."

In the midst of this chatter.

Shinji Ikari's career as a manager began.

If I don't do something funny, no one will watch it.

It's perfectly normal. While there's a saying that "outsiders can chant sutras," there's also a saying that "even good wine needs a bush." ​​Ikari couldn't achieve anything alone. Back in 15, there were fewer perverts. China was full of righteousness. A mere Japanese handsome boy couldn't possibly control the world.

In 15, there were not many foreigners who knew the secret to wealth.

The so-called "wealth code" is weak no matter how you explain it. Why not invite our international friend, Empress Dowager Cixi, to perform a famous historical scene for everyone:

"Oh, oh, oh, get up, get up. Did you all hear that? Did you all hear that? This foreigner will also be loyal to our Great Qing. Yuan Shikai, the ceremony of conferring the title on this, this... this foreign driver must be held with great fanfare, and it must be held in the foreign embassy district. I want all the foreigners to know that anyone who works for our Great Qing will not be treated unfairly! Hahahaha..."

"Come on, take a video for me."

In this life and past, he was obsessed with Japanese culture, but he hadn't lost his Chinese. He still understood the rules: "You came in a hurry... But I already prepared your script for you. Just memorize it and read what I say later."

"?" Katsuragi's mind was full of question marks, and then he looked at the script in his hand and asked frantically: "What is this? Uh... I don't have any feelings about that country in the west. Oh, Mapo Tofu is delicious, and recently I've also gotten used to the taste of a brew called Tsingtao Beer..."

"Stop! I'll tell you later when I ask you what you like." Xiao Ikari stopped him, saying that he could be a simultaneous interpreter - because he didn't know how to make subtitles yet: "Remember, from now on, your favorite country is not Japan, but China."

"...? Why?" Katsuragi Misato was instantly unhappy and said with a twist of her head, "My favorite country wasn't Japan either."

...It's amazing that you could be promoted to the rank of lieutenant colonel in another time and space.

"That makes sense. I'm just shallow. So, can you listen to me? From now on..."

"What's the price?" As expected of a person from District 11 during the Heisei era.

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