"... Tell me all this."
"Hey hey hey - since you said that...how about I hold you in my arms to sleep tonight? Don't worry, I'll just rub against you, I won't go in."
"? I'm telling you, Miss Katsuragi, this request of yours is practically a crime. That tone... never mind, I'll let you off easy." The active male high school student addressed the active female university student with a humiliating tone: "Have you seen the script? I..."
Chapter 14: Make money, Taijun, please kneel down and don't shiver
"I see, I see." Katsuragi marveled at the script written by Ikari. "Your mind is really strange, but it doesn't matter. A country that makes people die for it might as well die first - hmm."
Self-cultivation of Japanese female Volaf.
"My favorite country is China. I like it countless times more than Japan. It's impossible not to like it. All the Chinese characters, customs, and food come from China..."
"Have you finished memorizing it?" Seeing that Katsuragi had almost finished reading, Xiao Ikari asked.
"I've finished reading it." Katsuragi nodded, indicating that these wouldn't be difficult for a university student majoring in liberal arts. "But I don't want to take Chinese as an elective, eh? I heard it's quite difficult, and I may not need it in the future. So I don't want to..."
"No, you want to." Xiao Ikari pointed at the script and said, "I can teach you every day! - In the way you like."
Am I selling my skills and my body?
"OK, deal! My favorite country is China, and my favorite language is Chinese! -" Obviously, it doesn't matter whether you like it or not, the key is to like learning.
"You have to be more subtle, use a yearning but not fanatical feeling... Never mind, this requires acting skills, just act casually." Little Ikari sighed - he was not wrong, the self in Volaf of District 11 was speaking from the heart.
then.
June 22, 2015, summer solstice.
In the days when the apostles did not exist, after answering 100 questions that made him dizzy, Xiao Ikari uploaded his first video on the Pikachu website.
If we go by what Volaf from District 11 said, then Ikari's first video will definitely be "Confessions from a Defeated Country: Confessions of a High School Student in an Elite Middle School, I Love China."
To make money, you have to kneel down and not shiver - does that feel right?
But no, back in 15, there weren't many foreigners, let alone "wealth codes," let alone fake "fake queens." The first "paper-like" streamer, Kizuna Ai, wouldn't debut until 16. So the main reason Volav's popularity isn't because he's too aggressive, but because it's boring after everyone else has already done it.
"Hello, dear audience friends, my name is Ikari Shinji - neon gold, must die." He bowed to the camera.
If you are Indian, you have to shake your head and say you are Indian before people will believe you. If you are Korean, you have to eat kimchi before people will believe you. If you are Japanese, you have to kneel down and bow before people will believe you.
After Xiao Ding finished speaking, Katsuragi knelt on the ground and bowed. He said three words in Chinese and then switched to Japanese: "Da Zha Hao - My name is Katsuragi Misato - Neon Gold, must die."
First, I'll prove I'm a foreign monk by reciting two foreign sutras for everyone! (By the way, Japanese monks recite sutras in Chinese, even though Chinese people might not understand them at all. Actually, Chinese people can't understand Japanese sutras, and neither can the Japanese. It's just a formality. If you recite in Japanese, people will think you're unprofessional.) - Okay, then you can switch to Chinese.
"Hello everyone, my name is Shinji Ikari. Ikari is my last name, Shinji is my given name, and I'm Tachibana." As Ikari spoke, he pulled out a [identity verification form] from the side, obscuring his phone number and address. He paused in front of the camera for three seconds before saying, "This is my first time at the batch station, and I'm very happy to meet you all. This is Misato Katsuragi—my neighbor's older sister."
——————————————————————————————
Make money,
Kneeling,
No chills.
Even if you get the fucking chills.
Apart from plagiarism, Xiao Ding couldn't think of any other way to make money in a short time.
Xiao Ikari feels that plagiarism is more chilling than making a fortune.
So Xiao Ikari decided to choose a method that would be relatively less chilling.
15 years.
The criticism site says it is popular or not, but it is popular now. It is an era in which all kinds of new styles have not yet started to flourish, but all kinds of traditional low-quality ones have already reached perfection.
There's no EVA in this world, but the absence of EVA doesn't mean there's no EVB, TVB, or anything like that. The world will keep turning. "EVA" is just a piece of crap, a work of art. A piece of crap. Can't I live without you? A movie release will give me a heart attack? A dogecoin ending will make me write fan fiction?
Humph, funny! I'm not afraid at all!
There are no EVAs in this world - so no one pays attention to the identity of Xiao Ding when he uploads videos on Pikachu.
But some people care about his appearance. After all, it is rare to find a boy in the three-dimensional world who can cosplay his beautiful mother without wearing makeup and a wig.
For details, please see [Official Sick Series] PSP version of Neon Genesis Evangelion 2 played by Ikari Yui_Bilibili_bilibili. BV19x411F7tF
"Um……?"
Many people saw this video, and as the number of clicks increased, it began to spread exponentially. If I only focused on Pinterest, I'd be underestimating Pinterest—sadly, TikTok wouldn't appear until 16. Douyu is okay, but right now, my studies are my priority.
The name of the video is "I am Japanese: Warmly celebrating the great victory of China's War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression and the 70th anniversary of the victory of the World Anti-Fascist War."
The buffs are all stacked up!
The title of this video makes all the Chinese people who are criticizing the website have a mouthful of complaint stuck in their throat, unable to go up or down. It is so stuck in this state that it makes people feel itchy.
As soon as the video started to appear, the otakus on the website started giving it thumbs up.
On one side, a beautiful, sexy, and youthful District 11 female college student, wearing a fashionable dress, knelt in front of the camera. On the other side, a handsome, delicate young man with an androgynous beauty, wearing the District 11 school uniform, knelt on the other side.
As Stephen Chow wisely said in "The God of Cookery": Just like a (silent) film, a beautiful female lead is important, but a disgusting male lead is simply unbearable! — I hope industry practitioners can honestly learn from the advice of their predecessors and stop filming or creating works with disgusting male leads! Thank you for your cooperation!
The person in the video is of course Xiao Ding.
He introduced himself, with irrefutable identification and an unconfirmed soul - and the Mandarin that was so typical of a Chinese speaker that one even wondered if this little Ikari was a "naturalized person."
"My name is Shinji Ikari, and this is Misato Katsuragi—my neighbor's older sister. I'm quite confident in my Chinese, and I hope you can give me some pointers in the future." Little Ikari was quite casual in his conversation, not at all the high-spirited maneuvering in Unit-01 against the Angels, nor the horrific image of lying on a hospital bed, tortured beyond recognition—now, he's a manager! "Misato's Chinese isn't very good, but we can introduce ourselves in a question-and-answer format—Hi, Kojira, get ready."
Chapter 15 Praise you, Ayanami!
Ikari made a gesture of invitation and said a lot to Katsuragi in Japanese. Katsuragi also responded a lot in Japanese - lines he had memorized long ago.
Character!
A third-rate work that sells the plot.
Second-rate works sell characters.
First-class works sell faith!
"Misato-san's point is this, and it reflects the desire of the people of the world for peace. As for me—as a serious physics student—I have different opinions. These are merely my personal thoughts, and I hope you can all relate to them! Feel free to make your own connections!"
"Ahem. Ever since Japan's defeat, our country, already a defeated nation, has experienced the monopoly of the United States. As everyone knows, imperialism is determined to destroy us! As a defeated nation, our country should have been occupied in batches by various countries, but after being monopolized by the United States, there has been no deep reflection. All war criminals tried by the court who opposed the United States were sentenced to death, while others, such as the Japanese Emperor, have been allowed to live on. It is truly baffling. As a result, a large number of people refuse to repent. Even today, the rise of the right wing is both disgusting and shameful."
"...Since the defeat in the war, all kinds of literary and artistic works, except for the early ones that reflected on the topic, the vast majority of the later works are "holding the idea of [anti-war and anti-defeat]. On this point, I have to severely criticize you Chinese gentlemen." Volavf's biggest mistake was that he only knew how to lick, and had no idea about technical skills and 9 shallow and 1 deep.
Do you want to make money? You can dance on the pole on your knees without shivering.
"The same goes for your literary and artistic works. Most of them portray the people involved in the war as victims of the war. I won't go into detail about the specific works, as they make you look like a nobody. Do you know that a war cannot be fought without the support of the people? Do you know how many people received the wrong signals? Do you know that what you are doing actually has serious consequences?! - I'm just a young man and I don't understand many things. But I know that if you get beaten, you should stand up straight, and if you do something wrong, just say sorry and bow. What are the police for then? - Every person involved in the war is an accomplice. No one who goes to the battlefield is innocent. Don't play pity on me. Three generations ago, even the Prime Minister's ancestors were war criminals, let alone ordinary people."
Oh yo?
Everyone who watched the video really felt...
This strange thing happens every year, but it's especially common this year. I've met "international friends," and the vast majority are like the ones described above [holding banners opposing war and defeat]—I've seen some speak nicely, but I've never seen anyone speak this nicely.
Comments like "That's true, but..." and "Calm down, young man, calm down" flew across the screen like crazy. Things tend to develop like this, and when the other party enthusiastically summarizes their mistakes, you actually feel a little embarrassed.
"There is no future for Liben, unless Liben returns to being the colonial master it was in 2000. The future of Asia and even the world depends on our cultural motherland - China. Liben is not a sovereign state in name but a colony of the United States in reality, that's all. Ah, I've said so much about my own affairs to you all, I'm really sorry to disturb your interest." At the end of the video, Xiao Ikari bowed to the camera with great respect.
Then he said: "The first reason I made this video is to increase everyone's recognition. I want everyone to know that the vast majority of people in District 11 are indifferent, and a small number of people in District 11 are militarists - but I am not a Nazi. Secondly... I make money, so I kneel down and don't tremble. I come from a single-parent family, and I am here to openly play my pity. Those who have money can support me in front, and those who have money can support me in person. Finally -"
Shinji Ikari pulled Katsuragi, who had been idle for a long time, and shouted in Chinese: "Victory of the Anti-Japanese War - half a year (Japanese); the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation - half a year! The 70th anniversary of Japan's defeat - half a year!"
Is Xiao Ding's licking very rough?
No, not at all.
(It’s more raw but more emotional, and the real climax is here BV1A7411j7sk.)
……
This video...
Wow, (#`O′), the smell is too strong!
To be honest, some people even wonder if this was directed and acted by the Chinese themselves (in a sense, you guessed it).
Or did our people from the Strategic Research Institute really make a contribution?
The people have sharp eyes. The number of clicks on the original video is not as high as that of the (illegally) reposted video.
In an instant, Neon Gold had to die - Shinji Ikari earned enough traffic by cursing Neon and Neon Gold.
But some people's eyes are blinded by money——
If there are people like Shinji Ikari who are good at physics, then there must be people who are good at Japan (spirituality) who can't even speak Japanese - or they are just garbage who are paid to do things.
Xiao Ding was too lazy to reply to each message one by one, but as expected, after the first video was released, the response was overwhelming! He directly posted a dynamic:
"I really want to become a Chinese citizen. If there is a way, please contact me. I am willing to renounce my citizenship immediately. Also, those pro-Japanese people who curse me, listen up: 70 years ago, you had to kneel in front of me and call me Taijun." He posted a screenshot of his passport and ID card on the dynamic.
Wuhu, take off.
Shinji Ikari was looking to make a quick buck—taking advantage of the 70th anniversary of the victory of the Anti-Fascist War, he could both spread knowledge and boost patriotism. Plus, he could get advertising, so why not?
When the people thousands of miles away were confused by a video from the East.
——Shinji Ikari lived a very leisurely life.
The principle is simple: you have to separate work and life. Lu Xun said, "I just think they're noisy. Xiao Ding doesn't care about those things." That afternoon, his video was already going viral.
Ayanami is back.
Ayanami has grown into a 14-year-old. In fact, without the idol filter, Ayanami's appearance is just so-so, not as beautiful as imagined. It's just so-so at best - praise you, Your Majesty, the Three-No Ayanami Goddess, for your amazing ascent. You rise, shine, and make the heavens roll aside. You are the king of gods, the master of all things. We come because of you, and we are made sacred because of you. Praise you, Ayanami, awaken life from its slumber. Truth in words, tranquility in heart, arise, and drink from your light together! For Ayanami is yesterday, today, and tomorrow!
Praise you, Ayanami! Reveal your glorious form! O goddess among goddesses, princess among princesses! Reach through the aeons and into eternity. Your body radiates, the sky above you is the sky, your body rejuvenates the earth, your face glows like the fields and valleys of the world to come. Oh, my heart, if we were never to part, we would have a common name! Yes, live forever is our common name, yes, live forever, oh my goddess, my heart!
Long live Ayanami Rei! The goddess among goddesses! She shines with radiance, illuminating all living things and captivating her servants with deep love.
Chapter 16 My Little Sister Ayanami Can't Be This Cute
In general, look at the problem objectively.
"Brother Shinji, I'm back."
Look at the name she's given. Okay, this girl may seem like an icy beauty, but she's actually quite warm-hearted. Straightforward, sure!
"Rei, you're back." Since he was at home, Xiao Ding made the meal. Considering that Rei... the Rei in this world was not a vegetarian, he made it as he pleased: "Sister Meili is here today, so just wait a moment and the meal will be ready soon."
Maybe the otaku doesn’t know.
You can eat at 12 noon and have dinner at 5 pm, which is the normal schedule. Your dinner between 9 and 12 o'clock should actually be called a snack.
High schools in District 11 finish school at 3:30 p.m. - then those who want to go to college can sign up for various study classes. District 11 doesn't care about the fairness of learning resources at all. After all, the average speed of the aristocratic families is three generations ahead of us.
"Misato?" Ayanami's eyebrows slightly frowned, but then relaxed, saying, "Let me help too—"
"It's okay, Ayanami, just go and do what you like." Xiao Ikari went into the kitchen to help, steaming lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose... none of them were there: "Let's eat something delicious today."
"Brother Shinji, don't you have a cold?" Ayanami took off her shoes, put her schoolbag on the table in the living room—and said hello to Misato, who was watching TV—then rushed into the kitchen: "Why are you so energetic now?"
"I feel good." Ikari Shinji was particularly satisfied with his body, because he no longer needed tubes, and there was no danger of tubes being inserted into his body - a great feeling! He smiled and patted Ayanami's hand: "Go, wash your hands and get ready for dinner."
"I like... helping you." Ayanami also smiled and walked over to Ikari-chan. She gently washed her hands in the dishwashing area, then began to help with the finishing work. She glanced at Katsuragi in the living room and said, "Especially with Misato-san here, her appetite should increase significantly, right?"
Ayanami stretched out her hand and handed over a bottle of vinegar.
Well... this version of Ayanami is the kind of Ayanami who has not been castrated of her emotions.
Take the first generation Ayanami for example—the one who got strangled to death by Akagi's mother for being such a chatterbox. Now that she's 14, she's naturally no longer as aggressive as she was in her lolita days—but she can still be quite ruthless when she strikes out unexpectedly, a sign of a heart of Zaun hidden beneath the surface of a Yamato Nadeshiko.
A genuine once-in-4000-years beautiful girl.
"Uh..." Xiao Ikari also glanced at the carefree Katsuragi in the living room and sighed, "It can't be helped. After all, I owe her a big favor today——"
As soon as Ikari stretched out his hand, Ayanami took the vinegar bottle and handed over a bottle of soy sauce.
Ikari checked the heat and decided it was about right—he poured in some soy sauce for color. Ayanami sprinkled a spoonful of starch on the side, and Ikari lightly swept it up before removing it from the pot.
The kitchen and living room in Area 11 are integrated. I'm sure you've seen similar structures in many literary works, which is very convenient. However, since Ikari prefers to cook Chinese-style stir-fries, this structure is somewhat unscientific. When Ikari was serving the dishes, Ayanami had already served the rice.
"Misato-sister—it's time to eat." Xiao Ding came over with two plates of food and placed them on the low table in the living room: "Mom is not here, so don't even think about drinking—"
"Oh, that's annoying—I'm only 20, how could I possibly be drinking so early? Ahaha, ahahahaha..." Katsuragi laughed awkwardly, his eyes still subconsciously glancing at the refrigerator. Ikari's only hobby was a small drink after dinner. She had coveted him for a long time... but couldn't say it.
His gaze turned back to Ayanami and Ikari.
"Alas." Katsuragi was no longer in the original world, and his vision had returned to normal. With the looks of Ikari and Ayanami standing together, anyone would think they were related. A mouthful of fish-flavored shredded pork suddenly made him explode: "I can only say that Japan is really not a good country - I really wish I met you two in a country where cousins can't get married! Ah, it's so sad, so sad. Hey, hey, hey, Ayanami must be very popular in school, right? So cute, so beautiful, you look like a perfect wife. If I were a man, I would have fallen in love with you a long time ago. No, it doesn't matter if you're not a man - Ayanami, please, let Ikari be mine."
"My brother's words naturally have his own ideas." Oh my dear sister, Xing, I love you for a reason! Ayanami seemed calm about Katsuragi's words - probably because they had been on the line for a long time and had already known the opponent's routine by heart: "As for what I said at school..."
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