Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

A hint of disdain flashed across her lips, and Ayanami said to Shinji with a smile: "If I find a boyfriend, you will definitely be lonely, right?"

"Of course." Xiao Ding nodded quickly and said, "It's more than just loneliness, it's absolutely excruciating pain."

"Hehehe... Shinji-nii is so cute." Ayanami smiled, but there was no smile in the corners of her eyes. It seemed as if she was speaking the truth: "Me too - so, beautiful sister, there's no need to be so polite. Brother is a normal human being with self-awareness. Naturally, it's up to him to decide what to do... right, Shinji-nii?"

"Uh...ah."

After entering puberty.

Ayanami has become a bit scary—this is an illusion. How could such a gentle, pitiful, self-reliant, and beautiful girl be a yandere? I must be crazy to think that, it's an illusion! Where are the yanderes in the three-dimensional world? This is all a bad habit of the stupid (beep) authors of the two-dimensional world!

"Eh! This kid always says terrible things." Katsuragi was startled, then quickly said as if he remembered something: "But we agreed that Shinji would sleep with me today! Don't be jealous, don't..."

"Bang!" Ayanami suddenly put the dishes and chopsticks in her hands onto the table with force.

This Ayanami who went berserk in Unit-00 and could casually yell at Ikari, "I almost killed your father," seems to have a much better temper in this world. Without Unit-00, she probably won't go berserk anymore, right?

"...Nissan?" Uh, this name is much more serious than "brother": "I need to tell Mom about this."

"...That's it, Ayanami. Let me explain."

"Yeah, I'm listening."

"Ah? This..." The plot isn't like that? It should be that I don't want to listen... You're too calm, aren't you? "You really want me to explain? I'm at a loss for words at the moment... ahem. I filmed a video with Katsuragi hoping to become a housekeeper to help ease my mother's financial burden. Katsuragi's offer is..."

Chapter 17 Lin·Ayanami·Daiyu·Li

"That's easy." Ayanami listened to her brother's impromptu excuse and didn't get angry with him: "I know the conditions Katsuragi offered - it's simple. She's an adult. Now all we have to do is call the police..."

"Huh!?" x2

Tonight, Ikari's sleeping arrangements were cancelled. How could this be amended? Not only did Katsuragi Misato have to kneel down and apologize to the wife like a mistress, she also had to declare her feelings for Ikari—but she definitely wouldn't resort to any more heavy-handed punches.

Later, Ikari Yui came back with a tired look on her face, but she smiled brightly the moment she walked into the house.

"Shinji--Rei, I'm back~ Ah, Misato is here too?"

"Ah, Sister Wei."

The parents returned home. Seeing their son's unspeakable popularity, they thought... well, that wasn't bad. They just felt like their son had been snatched away. If someone were mentally ill, psychotic, or mentally disturbed, or had an unhealthy mindset, they might use high-sounding excuses to disrupt their child's happy future.

Ikari Yui is not that kind of person.

"Hmm..." Ikari Yui hugged Shinji who came to greet him tightly and rested for about a minute as if to replenish his energy: "Okay, I guess I have to change this question in the future, otherwise if the girls who like little Shinji see it, they will think that I, an old lady, am doing something."

As she spoke, Ikari Yui hugged Ayanami, who wanted to run away but couldn't, and seemed to be recovering another kind of energy.

"Ahaha, that's really possible." Katsuragi said to Ikari Yui with a smile on the sofa: "Sister Yui is young and beautiful, and Shinji and Ikari look like siblings when they stand together - it's hard not to think too much."

very eloquent.

It's like a daughter-in-law trying to please her mother-in-law.

"Hehehe——Miri is still so good at joking."

"I'm not kidding—"

When Ikari Yui walked into the house, the lights were already on. By the time she finished dinner, it was already quite late.

"Um... Shinji-kun~" Licking her face like a kitten, Katsuragi Misato was allowed to stay the night, so she came over with a chuckle—how dare you ask for a debt? "You said you'd provide me with a sleeping service tonight..."

“…” Xiao Ikari looked at the other person deeply.

I thought to myself, judging by the way this guy sleeps, if not only can he perform a set of Shaolin boxing, he can at least perform a set of Wudang kicks!

"Well, why don't you go talk to my mom or Li?"

"Xiao Zhen, if you don't keep your word, you'll have no friends in the future... Hey, hey~" Old cucumber painted green? But this Katsuragi's personality is a little stronger than the previous Riddler...

Actually, in the second round, I had a 14-year-old body, and it was impossible for me to have such an exciting mature woman right away without some fantasy. In fact, this is also true... Well, in fact, Ikari had a good relationship with Katsuragi in the second round.

It's quite normal. First of all, Ikari is mentally stable, has normal thinking, and has no physical defects and is still in the rising stage. Considering that there is also an adult and mature soul, it is natural for him to have a lot of thoughts about Katsuragi.

As for the second episode's Katsuragi...

A real shotacon.

Although I've repeatedly hinted that I'm a father complex, Ikari simply doesn't see it—a gorgeous 29-year-old woman vs. a handsome 14-year-old boy. Ikari feels like he's getting the better of me, while Katsuragi feels like he's getting the better of me. Aside from the FBI, open the door, and social death, Ikari feels like he and Katsuragi have a pretty good relationship, and he's always been doing the FBI warning thing.

It’s Katsuragi, the Riddle Man… Alas.

But it has caused great harm to both sides.

“…” Looking at the young Katsuragi in front of him.

Since the sixth-grade student, Ikari, moved in four years ago when Katsuragi was in his ninth year of junior high, they've known each other for a long time. Katsuragi has always felt that, "Relatives vs. childhood sweethearts, I have the advantage!" He and Ikari are inseparable, if not quite as close as a couple, but at least as close as a nudist, engaging in physical contact.

"Go to bed." Seeing that there was no one around, Ikari nonchalantly kissed Katsuragi lightly on the cheek. "Theoretically, I'm not an adult yet, but you've been one for three months. Hmm... happy?"

"Exciting! --Hey, thanks, Xiaozhen~ Ah, I'm going to take a shower. Are you free?"

"No time - the bathtub is too small and you're too big, get out of here!"

Xiao Ding walked into the living room with a cup of tea: "Mom, tea?"

"No, I won't be able to sleep tonight - thank you, Shinji." Ikari Yui held a can of beer in her hand. The beautiful young woman relaxed on the sofa in the living room, enjoying her big son massaging her shoulders: "Hmm... Kimoji is so good~ Oh, by the way, Shinji, did Misato go take a shower?"

"She's gone."

"I always thought you were a child who could control yourself." Without even turning her head, Ikari Yui continued watching TV. She seemed to be comfortable and sighed, "Where's Misato~~~Ah, don't let Rei down."

"Shinji-nii never lets me down." Ayanami was also watching TV, intently watching. Like Ikari Yui, she didn't even turn around but said to Shinji, "Of course, I can't compare to Misato-nii, who has a great figure and is pretty. But after moving here four years ago, Shinji-nii has only known how to run to Misato-nii and doesn't come to see me in the rest of his time. Don't worry, I trust Shinji-nii very much."

"..."

This is Rei Ayanami, unmodified, pure and pollution-free, with proof of invoice, genuine and fair, without any artificial additives. With Ayanami's personality and body, if she were just left among the crowd and allowed to grow up naturally...

She will grow into this character.

"Hehehe, did you hear that, Shinji? Rei is unhappy." After slapping her son's hand, Ikari Yui stretched lazily: "Forget it, go and serve your sister. Mom and the like, it doesn't really matter."

Ikari thought to himself: Huh? My mom and Ayanami really are alike.

"OKOK." Little Ikari kissed his mother on the face in a coquettish manner. This was completely different from what Katsuragi did just now. You bunch of old dogs who are always looking outward (beep~) should stop watching those works of Caimando. This is a normal world.

"Are you angry, Li-chan? I apologize to you..."

"I can't get enough of it with my skirt - I knew it wouldn't be my turn until everyone else had enjoyed it." Ayanami Lin Li Daiyu said truthfully while enjoying the massage from her cousin normally.

"Sorry, sorry, Li—I didn't go to school today to rest. How was it? Did you have a good time at school today?"

"Summer vacation is coming soon, and everyone's distracted." She was in the second year of junior high, and she didn't know if it was a joke, or if she was still in Class 2A. Ayanami blushed and snorted softly, indicating that she was quite satisfied with her cousin's skills. "But there is a good news for Shinji-nii."

"...?"

In school, Ayanami appears to be a serious ice beauty.

Chapter 18 Welcome Asuka Back to Japan

"I have good news?" Xiao Ding thought for a moment and said excitedly, "Has your scholarship for next year been approved?"

"How can such a good thing happen? Shinji-san likes to daydream? Ah, although this time is wrong, the fact is the fact." Ayanami replied: "It's a transfer student to the school."

"......?" Can I swear? "Transfer student? At this time?"

Xiao Ding frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

"Yeah, that's weird, isn't it? But the boys are really happy—because, oh, there's a beautiful girl transferring to our school."

"Hahaha, are you kidding?" Xiao Ikari started talking nonsense: "Beautiful girls only exist in my house, they don't exist anywhere else, hahahaha..."

"...Shinji-san only knows how to say something to cheer people up, and never tells the truth."

it is good.

The four of us are a happy and auspicious family.

...Huh? Why was he so cold and stern towards Asuka four years ago? Why are he so close to people like Ayanami and Katsuragi four years later? Aren't these from the original universe? This... oh, that's not right.

Let's just say Asuka was unlucky four years ago, just as Ikari had just time-traveled here in her third playthrough. Not PTSD, but at the very least, it was trauma syndrome. Fresh out of the mental pollution and dying so horribly, everyone seemed like an enemy, or at least a puzzler! That was truly delightful. The bureaucratic atmosphere of District 11 further muddied her mindset, creating a "Little Hero of Fukushima" to celebrate her funeral. The Fukushima Warriors even had to hire a member of the Black Society to help out. It would be a shame not to use this ready-made tool.

Hero? I've been one! And even bigger than that. The problem is, even the biggest heroes are artificial, and they can be remade. Ikari has seen it all before: the bureaucrats in District 11 tout you when they need you, then slam you down when they don't.

It's a stroke of displeasure at everyone! Asuka is really unlucky. If she had seen it now, it would probably be much better and there wouldn't be so many problems.

The second episode of The Woman I Once Had a Crazy Infatuation With.

My third week.

Well, even if you can't do everything, at least you have to do something.

...Ah...Poor Asuka. But that's not necessarily the case. If she comes, she can only be a mistress or even a fourth party. Why come? Who knows, Asuka might be happy in America. She'd be better off if she didn't come to find Ikari, so what can you do to stop her? Really...

"Now it's time to transfer schools." As a parent, Ikari Yui frowned, feeling that the situation was not simple: "It's really strange. What are parents thinking? Do they still want their children to study?"

"That's right, but there's nothing we can do about it. He transferred to our class and introduced himself as an American of three-quarter German descent—he's already graduated from university. He's currently traveling with his parents to Japan to experience life again..."

Hiss!!! This buff...

"Oh...where's Si Guoyi——"

"My name is Soryu Asuka Langley."

"Cough cough cough..." Xiao Ikari felt that life was really like this. I can't escape this hurdle, right?

"Hi~"

Katsuragi walked out of the bathroom (toilet), wiping his hair with a towel. He walked to the separate wet and dry sink next to the living room and blew his hair dry with a hair dryer. "That's weird, you guys—you're still watching this TV commercial with no sound? You seem distracted. What are you talking about?"

The real purpose of the whole audience is not to drink.

"Go to bed, sleep! Early to bed and early to rise makes a healthy body." Xiao Ding waved his hand, put on his shoes and prepared to go out for a night run: "I will be back in an hour. Save the bath water for me. Go to bed early!"

"Shinji - be careful when you go out. It's night time after all."

"Do not worry."

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Xiao Ding has the habit of running at night.

Physical training was crucial during NEVR, and he continued to do it. His battle with Asuka was all-encompassing, and coupled with the intense mental pollution of the later years, his energy levels were high, akin to a year-long period of last-minute energy—and yet he had nowhere to vent his energy. Katsuragi would occasionally act out, have an irritation, or go on strike, but with Asuka at home, there was really no way around it—and the best way to let off steam was to go for a night run.

If you are possessed by Slaanesh, I will give you a magic talisman and a heart-clearing spell:

Stuff ice cubes into your crotch and hang in the air to cool down naturally.

Four years of persistent night training had allowed Xiao Ding to exercise and recover both physically and mentally. Without any system support or time travel buffs, Xiao Ding would essentially only know what he knew in his previous life—that is, having a physical trainer at NEVR to help him with physical training that was perfectly suited to him, which would actually be quite boring.

...The only benefit is that it can avoid the cause of death in the second round.

Considering that Kakarot would suffer a life-threatening heart attack no matter how the butterfly flaps, regardless of the timeline, Ikari felt that he should be more careful about his health and that he didn't need to worry too much about it, as it would be fine once he got past the age of 14.

The next morning, Xiao Ding was afraid to go to school.

Uh…ah…oh well, who hasn't been young and reckless? It's understandable that a few mistakes were made on the road to building Crystal Palace.

2015 6 Month 23 Day.

He didn't know that the video of June 22 has now fermented to such an extent on the other side of the sea that the bright future of Volav in Japan, where he makes money on his knees, is already within his reach, but he just doesn't know it yet.

Now the problem he has to face is still life.

"Hey - the teacher is here?"

In Class A, Grade 2, there are two idiots I knew in my previous life.

The main reason is that the entire Class 2A in the second season was chosen by NEVR, a serious "Sima Class." At least one of them doesn't have a parent, so none of my old friends are here. Which is fine, isn't that a good thing? Having both parents, a wonderful childhood.

If I had to choose between being the protagonist in the EVA world and living a peaceful and harmonious life with my parents in the real world, I would choose the latter without hesitation.

Classmate B stood in front of Xiao Ding with a smile on his face, sighing with regret: "You didn't come yesterday, what a big loss! There's a transfer student here, with a little face and long legs..."

"Ah, stop." Xiao Ding waved his hand and said, "You don't have to be a messenger. I already asked Li yesterday."

"...? Ayanami-san? Oh, that's right." Looking at Ayanami, who had also arrived, this demure, indifferent beauty sat in front of Ikari, completely oblivious to her cousin's conversation. Classmate B took one look, then leaned over stealthily and whispered, "Handsome boy, be smart! You already have Ayanami—take my advice, let her go. There are only suitors from Sōryū out there."

Chapter 19: Shinji, you fight really well, why are you not talking?

"? Well, a pursuer..." Xiao Ding crossed his legs, picked up a ballpoint pen and started spinning it. Pen spinning is an indispensable part of the daily code of conduct for Chinese students! How can you study without spinning a pen? How can you attend class without spinning a pen? How can you become a pillar of the country without spinning a pen? "Friend, if you want to pursue a girl, I will give you a conscientious advice. First, work hard to become an outstanding person; second, live longer."

"...? Teacher Ikari?" He looked at Ma Baoguo with a look that seemed to indicate something was wrong. "If you want to act like a nerd again, I understand the first one. What does the second one mean?"