Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Eighteen suitors are all pursuing the same girl. The first seventeen have died, so the remaining one has the best chance." Xiao Ikari stated the facts and reasoned, "You're interested in light novels from another world. Let me use a light novel analogy: you fight alongside a female warrior, and after defeating the demon king, you die. So, who gets the advantage from the female warrior?"

How the hell should I know? I'm dead anyway.

"Uh... makes sense." Student B was speechless, then he felt that what the teacher said made sense: "You mean, just hide and wait?"

"That's right, you're a teachable kid." Little Ikari nodded repeatedly in approval, saying, "As long as we can survive, we're victorious. What's more important than life? Don't make a fuss. All the beauties are just skeletons. For a person, life is the most precious thing."

This life belongs to everyone only once...Strive for the liberation of all mankind and recite the full text.

Ayanami looked back at Ikari, a smile flashing across her lips, showing her noncommittal attitude towards her brother's remarks.

"Brother Shinji, the class monitor talked about the school festival yesterday."

"What's the point of a school festival in this remote place?" Eva held back. The content of 26 episodes could actually be stretched to 62. What's the point of a school festival? They're just giving out candies and then stabbing you in the chest three times! But then again, it's just a money-making production, so why bother? Ikari waved his hand indifferently and said, "A school festival is just a school festival..."

"Don't you like playing the cello, Shinji?"

"No, I don't really like it. It's just that the cello is easy to play." Xiao Ding pinched his chin as if he couldn't remember and said, "I started practicing when I was five years old. I think my dad bought it when he was still alive."

“……? Teacher, you can also play the cello?” Student B looked confused.

"Ah, yes."

"...You're proficient in everything, right? Music, chess, calligraphy, and painting?" Classmate B said with envy, "You don't have to practice if you don't want to."

"As long as my mother doesn't tell me to stop, I'll keep going." Xiao Ding's determination increased by 1, and he said, "I don't have a wise master to guide me anyway."

Anyway, the second and third rounds combined totaled 18 years of practice. Then he flexed his biceps and said, imitating Tang Bohu, "To be honest, I'm proficient in everything from music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Lately, I've also been playing a Western percussion instrument, which is quite exciting."

There is no danger to life.

There’s nothing wrong with wasting a year in this life, right?

"...Brother, you really like to brag." Ayanami finally rolled her red eyes at Ikari, then said, "You're so amazing! The class monitor will need you to do something during the school festival. If Shinji-niang wants to use the cello, I can help out with the violin—oh, don't rush to refute me. I'm just a messenger in your mouth. Don't ask me, ask the class monitor."

As she said that, Ayanami took out a pocket book and began to read quietly, as if she didn't want anyone to disturb her.

The book Ayanami was reading wasn't the one she read in the second playthrough (she was originally reading Oscar Wilde's fairy tale The Happy Prince), but a...

Light novel.

Shinji discovered that this was a light novel that Ayanami had just bought.

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute.

This thing is still releasing new if lines in 21 years and deceiving people.

"What's up?" Ayanami quietly flipped through the light novel, looking like an artistic girl. "Shinji-san, are you interested in this light novel?"

"……Well……"

Shinji didn't know what to say. The morning classroom was once again filled with noise. This scene felt a bit like déjà vu, mainly because... in the second playthrough, when she transferred here, the scene was also like this: people on the mountain, people on the sea.

"Hey! Isn't this the invincible Lord Shinji?~~~"

Oh my goodness! Shinji Ikari looked up and nearly died of shock. Of course, he was already frightened even before he looked up. This person looked different from the other girls, with brilliantly colored embroidery, like a goddess or fairy. She had triangular eyes, drooping eyebrows, a slender figure, and a coquettish physique. Her fair face held a hidden charm, and her red lips were smiling before she even opened them. Hear her voice before he saw her—Wang Soryu Asuka Xifeng.

The invincible Lord Shinji.

In an instant, Shinji Ikari suffered cardiac and lung arrest and his liver and gallbladder were ruptured.

He stood there like a hamster being stared at by a giant snake, not knowing what to do.

"Oh?"

It was obvious that Miss Soryu Asuka Langley, who appeared from the door and entered the class, smiled slightly and walked in front of Shinji Ikari.

Now 14, she's in much better shape than she was at 10. She's taller, prettier, and has a stronger aura—though, in theory, her figure is still far inferior to Ayanami's. Oh, and by the way, regardless of whether she's 14 or 10, she's still shot. The only difference is that she'll spit a few more times afterward.

"Four years." Soryu walked with the confident and graceful steps of a model, came to Ikari and bowed, his eyebrows and eyes showing countless charms: "The invincible Shinji-sama seems to be still as strong as ever?"

Yin and Yang weirdness.

Anyway, once Asuka feels that Ikari is stronger than her, she will keep calling him "Invincible Shinji-sama" and "Invincible Shinji-sama" endlessly until she defeats Ikari or Ikari bows his head. But Ikari in the second round doesn't like to bow his head, and his personality is not at all introverted. In return, she gets endless sarcasm -

What's wrong with the hermaphrodite? At least the hermaphrodite will tell you everything about hermaphroditism in front of you. It's much better than the riddle man!

If you don't understand "Invincible Shinji-sama", please refer to "Ayanami, Makiba, and Shinji fight really well~~~"

"A...asuka!?" This was quite a shock. It seemed that no matter how the world changed, the tone remained the same...

"Yes, I transferred again—but I came here as a prodigy to experience life in Japan after completing a full-scholarship PhD at Yale!" Miss Soryu Asuka Langley said nonchalantly, "I haven't wasted a single moment of those four years. Ah, but it doesn't matter. My father's work forced me to return, so I'll just consider it a chance to experience school life. Hehehe~~~ Let's get along."

Anyway.

It seems that the third round's temper is a little better than the second round's.

Chapter 20: In dreams, we can defeat all enemies!

Although still as arrogant, at least he is not as paranoid anymore.

"...Congratulations, Asuka-san." Seeing the other person extend her hand, Ikari extended his own and shook it, saying, "I never thought we'd meet again—becoming a doctor is truly remarkable."

"Humph~ Of course~ I'm one of the most outstanding PhD students in string theory right now. As long as I make some progress, I'll be the youngest Nobel Prize winner in the world! Humph~"

String theory?

I'm not playing EVA anymore. The genius girl who used to be able to graduate from university easily while fighting and attending school, now graduated with a doctorate after devoting herself to her career. Of course, who doesn't have a doctorate in scientific research?

Who I am, where I am, and what I am doing, there is indeed a world of difference between people.

"Oh, by the way, I heard it from someone." Asuka suddenly glanced at Ayanami who was still reading a book next to her.

Red and blue have always been a perfect couple.

Looking at Shinji Ikari's "cousin", Asuka also extended an olive branch: "You are Shinji's cousin? - Let's get along well in the future!"

"..." Ayanami took her eyes off the book for a second and glanced at Asuka in front of her.

Then he turned his eyes back to the book nonchalantly: "If Shinji-san needs me, I will. Hello, Soryu-san."

"...? Weird guy."

"Rei has an indifferent personality, that's it." Shinji quickly reconciled the situation in the play, and the DNA of the second round started to move instantly.

Stop it, Asuka. You can't beat Ayanami if you really fight. Why?

Haven’t you heard what the ancients said: The stupid are afraid of the aggressive, and the aggressive are afraid of the desperate.

Shinji Ikari is the stunned one, and Asuka is the arrogant one.

So the family food chain is actually fully reflected from the beginning.

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In the second round, at level 14, in NERV, he was beating up the apostles.

Back then, I was in great shape. I could do a standing long jump of 3.1 meters and kick a banana ball from outside the penalty area past the goalkeeper. My testosterone was surging, and it was basically my peak reproductive period.

When you see beauties like Asuka and Ayanami Rei, it’s hard to say what kind of love comes to you at first.

It's just sexual desire.

Especially when he's with Katsuragi, it's really youth running wild. It seems that the 29-year-old Katsuragi in the second round never had any wishful thinking about making the 14-year-old Ikari take any responsibility - instead, Katsuragi felt that winning was numb.

As mentioned above, after spiritual pollution and physical training, young Ikari has better physical fitness. Considering that old Ikari looks like a dog, he was able to chase Ikari's mother; and confuse two generations of Akagi - so the capital is still there.

Act 2, Episode 29: Still unmarried, the days are long and dwindling. Every day, Katsuragi looks at the 14-year-old, active-duty middle school boy. Baby-faced, handsome boy, with abs under a delicate body and a huge cock.

He felt that he was really Zheng brother, and his hands trembled slightly as he held Zheng brother - he couldn't win anymore, he was numb from winning! - So Katsuragi didn't think there was anything wrong with it at all. The only bad thing might be that old Ikari would get upset one day and use this issue to kill him.

But before Old Ikari could kill her, Old Ikari was taken advantage of by Young Ikari's filial piety, and then Young Ikari was also dead - so Katsuragi in the second round didn't know what the future would be like, but at least nothing would happen.

The relationship between Ikari and Katsuragi developed during battle, a mixture of emotions that were then transformed into love. Later, when Katsuragi transformed into the Riddler, their feelings faded considerably. But putting aside the Riddler aspect, Ikari still had feelings for Katsuragi.

Ayanami and Asuka are different.

That was a purely emotional relationship developed during the battle, although in the end there was no response from the latter two, and the responses were all negative ones from a hermaphrodite like Asuka.

Although I don't want to admit it.

But the experiences in the two worlds are completely different, and the soul has changed.

…But a 14-year-old's body is still that 14-year-old's body. Besides the lack of mental pollution, the body probably can't be overloaded with sex seven times a night, one hour each time. Katsuragi used to say "Get lost! If you touch me again, I'll call the police" - but a 14-year-old is still that 14-year-old.

The face is still the same.

It's understandable that you're a bit more aggressive at the beginning of the third round, just like when you're having a hard time getting past a boss in the second round, you'll definitely start bullying the monsters in the third round to vent your frustration. It's also wrong to say that the second round is full of thorns and life is boring - then you wouldn't have been able to continue the second round.

In fact, if you exclude the disgusting things in the second round, the rest is actually quite happy.

At least that's what Xiao Ikari thinks.

Overall, I had a pretty happy second week.

As for people, you should always look at the bright side. Don't always compare yourself to others; look up. You're so angry about having a daughter, but there are still people who don't have children. You're unemployed, but there are still people who lose their virginity. Your wife doesn't want you anymore, but she doesn't want me either, right?

People cannot compare themselves with others, they must compare themselves with others.

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Asuka has been having a long and complicated dream since she was 10 years old.

It's no secret that crappy novelists who can't continue writing often resort to dreams. It's the same as interpreting dreams for things that can't be explained by shady charlatans. If someone feels like they can't go on living, finding a dream to soothe their feelings is a good idea. In the EVA worldview, dreams often lead to bad things.

This is what happened to Asuka. One day when she was 10 years old, she started to dream wildly.

The dream is also quite simple.

In a room, a handsome but seemingly frail young man laughed heartlessly and spoke cryptic truisms: "Are we afraid of death?! If we're not afraid of death, why would we be afraid of living? Everyone, be prepared. Behind us are Katsuragi, Dr. Akagi, and Commander Ikari. They're the uncle at the ramen stall where we eat ramen, and the doctors in the hospital. If we fail, we'll all die! So, we must win, and we have to win while we're alive! Because what awaits us afterward are flowers, applause, a lifetime of pensions, and a life of ease and comfort after the age of 14. All the reports, all the spotlight is on us - why should we die? We have to win while we're alive, right, Asuka?!"

Asuka looked at her dream self, who seemed older than her ten-year-old self. She said matter-of-factly, "Are you an idiot? Of course I am."

As expected of me!

In terms of momentum, he is not inferior to anyone!

Chapter 21

"Ayanami, what do you think?"

"…I'm glad Ikari-kun is safe."

"Put it another way! Say, Ikari-kun and I both need to be safe!"

"...Ikari-kun and I, both must be safe."

"It's not loud enough. I can't hear you! You want to drive an EVA when you're talking so quietly?"

"Ikari-kun and I, both need to be safe." The voice was not much louder than before.

"Good! Very energetic!"

The weak boy lying on the bed looked in good spirits.

But the problem is that he was lying on a hospital bed, which made the scene a bit funny.

"Excuse me." Several nurses came over outside the door, pushing a cart. "We need to give the patient some medicine."

The visibly expression on the boy's face in the dream disappeared. The boy who had been so arrogant just now now looked like a dead dog.

"Alright." A middle-aged woman in a red jacket clapped her hands and said, "Asuka, Rei—go out first... Shinji, we'll wait for you outside."

"Oh, okay, Misato-san..."

In the dream, the boy grabbed a strangely dented iron bar from the side... and held it between his lips like a dead dog. It was quite amusing. Then, several male nurses came over and strapped him down to the bed with restraints. They let the boy move around a bit—and only then did the nurses dare approach.

"I'm sorry about last time...hiss!...I didn't mean to do anything last time. The restraints broke and I couldn't do anything about it...hiss!..."

"Mr. Ikari, it's okay - just bear with it." Go away!

"what……"

"...ahhhh..."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

"Hmm... Ugh... Stop, stop, stop! I really can't stand it anymore... I really can't stand it anymore, wuwuwu..."

“Wuwuwuwu…Ah! Ah! Ah!”

The young man who had been full of vigor and energy just now now made sounds that were clearly not human.

“…Baka.”