Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

In the dream, the grown-up version of Asuka stood outside the door with her hands on her hips, walked around in the corridor, and then quickly walked out.

"Rei, please respect Shinji's choice—let's get out of here."

"...Yes, Katsuragi Sanzuo."

——The dream was very long, and most of the time I was walking around the grassy hill outside the hospital.

"Baka, baka!" Asuka in the dream said this, lowering her head, as if sweat was dripping onto the grass in the hospital. She kicked the grass hard with her feet: "What are you yelling about? What are you yelling about!"

A long time later, after Asuka in the dream kicked a big hole in the grass, the boy walked out of the hospital by himself with an embarrassed smile on his face.

"Ahem, there's a saying, there's a saying... there's an old saying, 'No gentleman doesn't support an artist.' Ah, well, anyway, I'll treat you to ramen, so forget about what just happened. Well, people make mistakes, and horses stumble. You can't fight human nature, right? It's just human nature... Come on, let's do it. I'll treat you to ramen. Eat more, eat more, the ramen from Tokyo-3 nourishes you."

There is much more to the dream.

Turn it over and switch it around.

Asuka has watched the third episode four times in the past four years, each time lasting one year.

She also knew the young man with the few beds.

It’s the little boy who saved him on March 11, 2011, but he’s a grown-up version of himself.

Asuka in the third playthrough actually did some soul-searching. This shouldn't be the case, right? Even if she'd been dumped, she wouldn't have hated him so much, right? He'd saved her, after all, so why were there so many curses against him in her dreams? These curses were too harsh. Was she truly such a vicious woman deep down?

But with the knowledge from the dream.

She successfully passed the university entrance exam and easily completed all her studies within a year. Leveraging her father's financial resources (both financial and donations), she was able to obtain six months of professional assessments from numerous professors in her field. At the age of 11, she became the youngest person to receive a PhD in physics, and at 12, she earned both a PhD and a PhD in philosophy, far surpassing the next best candidate. After three years of research in her field, she moved to District 11, fully paid and funded, to experience high school life. This actually caused a minor stir in the American media.

She was mainly torn apart by her own dreams and heart.

Four years later, she desperately wanted to see the boy in her dream and figure out what was going on. "Have I been dreaming for nothing these past few years? I'm still doing research during the day!"

Asuka is now considered to be mentally normal.

Actually, I was really shocked when I transferred to this school yesterday.

Because she swore to God, whom she did not believe in very much, that she had never seen Ayanami in her life. But for some reason, Ayanami appeared in her dream; at first she thought it was just a dream, but when she saw Ayanami in front of her in reality, she was really scared.

——So now the key issue is not just Shinji Ikari, but also Rei Ayanami.

Could it be that the future of humanity will be rewritten in her own hands? Aha! Asuka will become the greatest scientist in human history!

But it is more specific to Xiao Ikari.

It's a bit tormenting.

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as above.

Xiao Ikari felt that he had a pretty good second round overall, like in one game he got three pentakills in the early stages and 18 kills, and everything went smoothly.

Unfortunately, in the final match, KD was outscored by Shi 1:18—and he still lost a kill. That's not quite perfect—sigh, so frustrating! So frustrating! So annoying!—I wish I'd just died!

"Did you know Soryu before?" At the end of physical education class, classmate B came up to Shinji Ikari.

"Why do you say that?" Xiao Ikari lifted up his shirt to wipe the sweat off his face, then turned around and asked in confusion amid the noise.

"She's such a close friend of yours... and she's been paying so much attention to you since she arrived..." Classmate B's face was filled with envy and jealousy, which suddenly reminded Xiao Ding of his elementary school classmate A, whom he hadn't seen in several years: "Damn it, just because you're handsome you can do whatever you want?"

"...I'm face-blind, so I can't tell who's good and who's bad." Ikari shrugged and said, "Humans are pathetic visual creatures. As for Asuka... hehe."

"...You already call her Asuka!" Uh, it's just a habit. Classmate B asked with envy, "And you still say you don't know her?"

"We have a little bit of a relationship, we just met once before." Xiao Ikari pinched a universe with his fingertips, he had just played football on the green field for a class.

A banana ball with the back of his left foot from outside the penalty area bypassed three enemy defenders! He kicked the goalkeeper and the ball into the goal frame!

He wiped his face with his clothes again, sweating profusely.

"Hey, hey, hey, be careful of your influence." Classmate B pulled down Xiao Ding's clothes, covering his 14-year-old's eight-pack abs, which were completely inconspicuous. "Boys should pay attention to their influence when they are outside, and also take care to protect themselves."

"...When you said that, I thought I had traveled to a world where females are fallen or a world where women are superior." Xiao Ikari looked at his classmate B with contempt.

"If you say so...if you are a female..."

"Do you know what happened to the last person who spoke to me in such an infuriating way?" Xiao Ikari gave a menacing smile. "I squeezed him in my hand and crushed him like ketchup, leaving only his head."

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"Huh?!——" Classmate B was startled, or to be exact, he jumped twice. One reason was because Ikari's eyes were serious, as if he really wanted to crush something. The other reason was because Ayanami was looking at him like he was about to kill someone... "Ayanami... Ayanami is here? Oh, that... Haha, I'll be leaving first. You guys chat, you guys chat..."

This brother and sister are really scary.

Especially Ayanami, whose eyes are as bright red as a rabbit's, but she doesn't have the cuteness of a bunny girl at all... Instead, she looks as terrifying as a Valkyrie. Yeah, Valkyries are really terrifying.

"But what Ryuji-kun said is right." Ayanami threw the towel to Ikari, clearly having soaked it with cold water. "After all, Shinji-san isn't selling himself in a male escort parlor. If that happened, my mom and I would be embarrassed. I hope you won't expose yourself so casually in the future. Or does Shinji-san really enjoy this process? Is he vain, or a natural-born road rage?"

Ayanami's eloquence could rival Zhuge Liang's. Zhuge Liang cursed three prominent figures to death: Zhou Yu, Wang Lang, and Cao Zhen. He was known as the chief curser of the Wolonggang Curse Squad. But he was already 27 when he debuted, and he must have been at least 30 when he cursed Zhou Yu to death. Compared to Ayanami, he was a late bloomer.

Shortly after her birth (already learning language), Ayanami Hitomu easily outwitted Akagi Naoko, then one of the world's most advanced electronic and bioengineering scientists! The true extent of Ayanami Hitomu's abilities remains a mystery. Had she continued her life normally until age 14, she might have become NERV's mastermind, replacing Ikari as the Pretty Girl Commander.

Just a few words from this girl can make the world's top think tanks break down their defenses, behave badly, lack moral integrity, and act out of line - and she grew up in a normal way.

It is Rei Ayanami who is standing in front of Shinji Ikari in the third round.

His foul mouth is as good as Zhuge Liang's, and his sharp teeth can make Daiyu so angry that she almost died.

"Ah..." What a shame. All my strengths and weaknesses from my past life—the three nothings—are gone. Hmm... Maybe my face will remain expressionless sometimes, but my eyes will be able to speak.

Very happy - Xiao Ikari thought to himself that it wasn't because he was a masochist, but because this kind of Ayanami was her own free will. She didn't have the damn lolita control and control that her father had.

"Uh, Rei...ah, this skirt...yes, sorry." After a long pause, Ikari lowered his head in shame. Humans are visual creatures, and seeing Ayanami like this always felt like his own mother scolding him. Plus, Ayanami never got angry in the second game, which directly created a psychological effect that made her feel intimidated by him just by looking at him coldly.

"If Shinji-san could only apologize, he would become a very qualified gigolo in the future, right?"

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"Oh, just average." Asuka looked disdainful and pointed at Jiang Shan, "I've seen a lot of students like this in America. They train their muscles every day, making them look like monsters. In fact, they are all pedophiles and don't study in school - ah, there are so many idiots like this in America. They talk about happy education every day, but in fact, it's just raising pigs. They are popular in school, but they can only move bricks in society."

"Huh? ~ Red bean paste?"

"Eh~~Wusu~~~"

A group of girls centered around Asuka, listening to this German-Japanese American girl chat.

Considering Asuka's own heritage, all other halos were dismissed. According to District 11's own sample survey, over 60% of middle and high school students in District 11 wanted an American friend. This percentage was even more exaggerated after being posted online, and there were indeed a large number of filial sons and grandsons.

Furthermore, with all the halos of "beautiful girl," "genius," and "youngest doctor," Asuka was truly magnificent to a certain degree—she was constantly surrounded by celebrities, like the moon in the center of the world. She seemed to enjoy this treatment, or perhaps it came naturally to her.

A group of girls instantly surrounded Asuka, and of course there was also a group of adolescent boys serving as her escorts.

"Asuka-san—if Ikari-kun isn't okay... you seem to have known him before?" Of course, the average age of 14 is a bit far-fetched, as it sounds like a palace intrigue. At least District 11's education system couldn't produce such an average. One girl suddenly blurted out, "And~~~ the person staring at Ikari-kun just now seemed to have a pair of beautiful blue eyes~"

"!!! Humph... Humph~ Let's see if he's regressed in the past four years, but it seems that he hasn't regressed." Asuka stroked her long hair, floating like a fairy - but she was stubborn! "I have been making progress in the past four years, and surpassed all my peers in the world... No, surpassed everyone in known history! Humph~~ This kind of strength is not something a country boy can compare to. That's right~ But..."

Asuka glanced at Shinji Ikari who was wiping his sweat.

She just said that when she was in the United States, there were a lot of pedophiles among her classmates.

That's true, because she skipped straight to college in the US, leaping into high gear, even completing her PhD and heading up research. Of course, there were plenty of students in college who were all overpowered, each one a Governor or a Schwarzenegger—everyone who liked her in college was a lolita fan! She was only 11 when she skipped a grade, and surrounded by a bunch of 20-somethings, what else could they be but lolita fans? Was he planning to castrate himself and talk about platonic love with her? Their understanding of platonic love was probably limited to movies!

So... As a skinny 14-year-old Asian boy, Asuka thinks this figure is pretty good. Maybe it was because of the shock she had four years ago, but Asuka thinks this figure is just right.

"As for whether I know him or not, of course I do." Asuka said it simply and normally, as if she was talking about yesterday's breakfast and briefly recalled: "It's just an ordinary relationship..."

This is not the case with genuine American girls (who are promoted externally).

In Japanese dramas, it’s basically just “Yeah, hazikashi” and then 200 episodes go by.

In American TV, it's all "Hey, you're so beautiful." Even the nerdiest geeks in American TV will confess to their friends, "This one's so pretty, I want her!" and soon after, they're in bed. If this were a Japanese TV show, it would take at least 30 years for the Shinigami and the elementary school student to be officially paired.

"If you think about it." Asuka was a bit proud, but she'd grown up mostly in the US. She didn't need to go to Germany to be a pilot or fly an EVA, so she still had some normal interpersonal communication (though it was clearly not very good)—so she watched Ayanami walk over and handed her a towel.

She narrowed her eyes and smiled, saying, "Four years ago, this guy made a very interesting announcement about pursuing me..."

"……oh!?!"

"But it was obvious four years ago that this guy was a typical scumbag." Asuka said the truth: "I still remember that he said he wanted to start a harem or something, and if I didn't mind, I could join. Ahahaha, I laughed to death at that time."

I cried my heart out at that time.

"I just wanted to see if this guy, who boasted in the early stages, would become gibberish in the middle stages and silent in the later stages. Now it seems so? This little Japanese boy who said he wanted to start a harem four years ago doesn't even have a girlfriend now."

The girls around looked at Asuka.

It's not that he doesn't have a girlfriend.

That's because Ayanami is watching closely.

"Eh~~~" A classic Japanese sound.

Everyone has the gift of icing on the cake, but few offer help in times of need. More accurately, most people are taking advantage of others' misfortunes, especially those who already dislike you. As the saying goes, a tree that stands out in the forest will be destroyed by the wind, and a master who stands out in the forest will be destroyed by his grandson. Actually, the ones who were most inciting this were the male members of the surrounding group: "Soru-san said that, but Ikari-san is actually a pervert? Hahaha..."

Hmm~~~ No comment, eight languages.

If there is someone who starts to make a fuss, of course a group of people will start chattering.

"Not really." I say my thing, and you guys can't say it. Asuka stood up, dusted off her little butt, and said disdainfully, "Although it's not that great, it's probably much better than everyone here—Hey, you stupid boy over there, move aside, you're blocking the way!"

"Yo~ Shinji—are you playing the sister-con game?"

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Ok……

Shinji Ikari was wiping his sweat with the wet towel given by Ayanami. When he saw Asuka coming over, he started sweating profusely.

"Ah..." How should I battle with the other party...

"Once upon a time," literary girl Rei Ayanami glanced at Asuka beside her indifferently, then spoke in a cryptic voice, "During China's Song Dynasty, there was a famous poet and politician named Su Shi. While on a picnic with a monk friend, he once asked the monk, 'What do I look like?' The monk friend replied, 'You look like Buddha, but what do you think I look like?' Su Shi laughed and scolded, 'To me, you look like excrement and urine.' After returning home, Su Shi was delighted to have won the argument, but his sister told him, 'What's in a person's heart is what they see in others."

……

Because it is a time travel and the third round.

This was the first time Shinji Ikari saw the battle between Ayanami and Asuka like this...

talkative.

In the past, Ayanami never said anything with more than five punctuation marks, including double quotes.

This long pass was directed at Asuka's face and hit her to death.

"I wonder if Soryu-san is lacking in brotherly love, or if Japan really isn't a good place." Ayanami looked at Asuka, whose face flushed red, and suddenly revealed a smile as if frost had melted—but this smile wasn't from her eyes, it was simply a smile of "Ah, so you understand." "We're just close siblings. If Soryu-san suddenly learned about the term 'sister control' after coming to Japan and started having these wild thoughts, then it's definitely Japan's problem that's making Soryu-san uncomfortable—why don't you want to leave Japan's pollution and go back to America?"

Honestly.

In my previous life, I felt that Ayanami could kill Asuka.

Suddenly, Li Qingzhao possessed me.

Ikari Yui has been very good in the past four years, and after seeing Ayanami's talent for arguing with people many times, he praised her and said: This child is really like me when I was a child~

...Xiao Ding sometimes really wondered what his lovely and dignified mother used to do!

"Huh..." Compared to Ayanami, Asuka's high IQ doesn't seem to give her any natural advantage when it comes to taunting people. After all, there's more to it than just IQ. And... relatively speaking, she's a bit more childish, or perhaps a bit more energetic. "Then I'm really sorry! I didn't expect the invincible Shinji-sama to have such an invincible sister—or should I say, good family genes? Sorry, I'm a foreigner, there are some things I just don't understand—"

"You..." Ayanami opened her mouth and began to speak in eight languages, elegant and easygoing. Then Xiao Ikari quickly hugged her -

Brother, forget it, forget it.

"Ayanami, forget it, forget it." Ikari felt that if this continued, there might be a third attack, and he really didn't want to see that. He was old and couldn't work anymore: "Asuka is a foreign friend, we should be civilized and polite, and give way to her."

I also eat food that worships foreigners and fawns on foreigners. To be more precise, I am also the type who would go to the other side of the sea and kneel down to beg for food, so I hope...

"I think no matter which country people are from, they need to be civilized and polite - but since Shinji-san said that, that's fine." Ayanami took a deep breath and said she didn't care.

"Oh, so that's just ordinary brotherly love, huh?" Asuka was fine with this guy taking sides, but it would be boring if it went on like this: "I didn't come here to argue—see."

Asuka tossed her hair and said, "The teacher just came over and asked you to accompany me to tour the school after school. Ah, I don't know what's so good about this place, it's just a small junior high school. Although it's not as big as Yale, it can still be considered a small garden. After all, the reason we come to Japan is to complete a part of our lives."

"...As long as you don't mention completing it, anything is fine." Xiao Ikari's face suddenly twitched, and then he looked at Ayanami beside him and said, "Then Ayanami will go back alone today."

"Okay." Ayanami, who had never hesitated to leave or stay, was so carefree and unrestrained, a true great man. His character was straightforward: "Then Shinji-kun, you better be careful when you're alone. Oh, by the way, if you haven't forgotten, you have a new job waiting for you at home. It doesn't matter if you want to give up halfway. Goodbye..."

Ayanami has another way of getting angry.

He glanced at the other students watching with his red eyes.

It's obvious that the men are envious and jealous, and the women are gossiping like crazy.

"...What are you looking at?" He asked everyone softly, "What are you looking at?"