Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

And a woman is a woman. If she doesn't touch a man, is she still a woman? -- Wouldn't that be better?

Xiao Ikari came to the classroom with his notebook, took out the notebook and started typing on the keyboard as if no one was around.

Shinji Ikari's seat wasn't as impressive as Ayanami's, who pioneered the "back row window, the king's hometown" (actually to save on painting fees). His seat was in the very center of the classroom, surrounded by people on all sides.

"Hey, Ikari-kun! Ikari-kun!" Honestly, there's only one and a half people who can teach me, Ikari-kun. One is Ayanami, and the other half is called Nagisa Kaworu—no way, Nagisa Kaworu only has half left. But last week's episode, Ikari-kun didn't have a good ending either, so that should have calmed Nagisa Kaworu's anger.

"Hmm?" Ikari turned around, having originally intended to continue writing his report criticizing Ikari. Today, he'd just deal with Katsuragi. He knew almost no one at school. If he did, it would only be two idiots (beep) and a class monitor who was close to Asuka.

I'm skipping class tomorrow! Are you kidding me? I'm a lieutenant with a background in Soviet reconnaissance. How could I be afraid of your school's surveillance?

"Ikari kun - you said you are Soviet?" The girl sitting behind Ikari gently tapped the back of Ikari with her finger.

Faintly, it seemed as if I could see through the thin shirt and underneath the sweat-soaked undershirt - there were some strange lines.

Oh, except for the bullet marks.

And scratches.

"Yes."

"Do you speak Russian?"

"Of course, hello, classmate." Ikari nodded and said with a smile. They had met each other in a previous life, but it was hard to say what kind of relationship they had—just an acquaintance. Other people couldn't even become friends with him.

"Wow, you look so cool when you speak Russian." It was mainly because of his good looks, not the language. The other girl sitting to Ikari's left didn't care at all and continued to attend class.

Anyway, the teacher had already walked to the window and kept looking out the window and chattering about his course content. He didn't care what was happening in the class at all. I had heard that the Huashan School practiced facing the wall, but I didn't expect that the teacher's Wuwei Erzhi School also faced the window - and it seemed that the class lasted only a short time, and then the get out of class was over after he finished talking.

"Thank you, Odnoklácsníkí." Xiao Ikari nodded slightly to show that he had saluted. "Is there anything else?"

"Do you have anything to ask later? You can call me if you don't know anything about school." Another girl stood up across the row and stood directly next to Xiao Ikari.

More and more people gathered.

The girls are in the inner row and the boys are in the outer row.

You can see this in the TV version of Evangelion. I remember how popular Ikari was in the class at the beginning. The girls were all very interested in this handsome, soft-spoken boy. Especially when they learned that this boy was also the mysterious transfer student who had "saved" the city the day before with a super robot.

I'm not interested in this, what are you interested in?

Not only women are interested, men are interested too.

So, at the height of Ko Ikari's popularity, Suzuhara Touji punches him in the face in the TV version, which also impacts his popularity. Everyone sees how cowardly Ko Ikari is, and his "hero" aura is instantly shattered. The next episode, no one is looking for Ko Ikari anymore—not you, not the men. Add to that the TV version's Ko Ikari's inherently withdrawn and cowardly demeanor, and what good is a good-looking face? He's not a female slut.

"Oh, thank you." Xiao Ikari nodded and smiled at the girl. "But I still have other things to do, so I may not be able to familiarize myself with the campus right away."

I remember every corner of the school clearly. Do I need you to teach me where to hide?

"Ikari-kun, why are you speaking so politely?"

"No—it's just Russian idioms that I can't wrap my head around." This was a lie; his writing skills weren't good enough to highlight the differences between people. "There's no other reason. Don't take it too seriously."

The girls' chatter finally made the class monitor, Hikaru Tomoki, get erected. "That's enough, class is still going on!"

"What is it, squad leader?"

"He's starting to give orders again."

"Let us get to know the transfer student a little bit."

Where there is oppression, there is resistance - you are a class monitor and you don't control the machinery of violence. Your backer is not the teacher but the homeroom teacher. And the homeroom teacher is such an old man who doesn't care about anything - what qualifications do you think you have to manage others?

By the way, this is official. In the extra story, Ikari and Hikaru Toki had an affair! See the picture at the bottom. Hikaru Toki eventually rips Asuka apart and grabs Ikari.

"Ikari-kun, why do you look like a Japanese, but you are a Soviet?"

"Everyone in Northeast Asia is pretty much the same. I just have a Japanese name. The others are Soviet."

"Ikari-kun, what is the Soviet Union like? I've never been there."

"Well, to travel to the Soviet Union you need a special visa, so ordinary people really can't go. But I can introduce you to the Soviet Union:..." Little Ikari was excited.

After a few minutes, of course the students didn't like the topic.

“Therefore, the evil capitalism will be eliminated.”

Xiao Ding's words instantly silenced many people present.

"We're living a good life..." several children muttered.

"That's because of us." Little Ikari had now gone from sitting to standing, his hands on his hips, and he was so proud. "Capitalism has an eight-hour workday because we implemented it first! You have two days off a week because we implemented it. Before we communists showed up, capitalism made your ancestors sleep on the streets, work more than twelve hours a day, and barely get enough to eat, and they said it was all for the good of the country. You have to remember, they built schools and hospitals for you, and provided you with welfare benefits—that's because we were here. I predict that if we disappear, you will work yourself to death, you will completely lose all your future, and the light of humanity will disappear completely—the capitalists will once again devour you without leaving even a shred of dust."

These have nothing to do with young people.

"Ikari-kun—uh, sorry. But you have a lot of… uh…"

"Oh, it happened in the past, but it doesn't matter now."

"Ikari-kun—do you have a girlfriend?"

Okay, here comes the soul-searching question.

"Yes, I think so." Xiao Ding shook his head slightly and said, "But she hasn't admitted it yet - but it doesn't matter, I will try my best."

“!! Eh!!! —Are they Soviets?”

"No, they're Japanese." They were Dache, my mom's clone, and a German-Japanese American. What English-Japanese? I'm not familiar with them.

"?! Didn't you just come to Japan to study?"

"That's right—but what does love at first sight have to do with time? If you like it, you like it. If you don't like it, you don't like it."

"Huh!" Every girl present instantly went into a state of gossip fever! Their gossiping spirits practically reached heaven! Not just the women, but even the men were shocked. District 11 wasn't known for being shy, but at least this outburst was unusual.

106 Look at this amazing ethical operation

School is a place for learning—something Shinji Ikari is familiar with, yet Ikari Shinji is unfamiliar with. After a soul fusion, there are always some strange things. The soul from the previous plane is certainly familiar with it. But the soul from this plane doesn't quite understand why there are no courses related to war in school.

Fortunately, we are all integrated, you are in me, I am in you, and the compatibility is not bad. If a soul with a completely left-leaning ideology came here, I guess schizophrenia would happen in minutes.

School is over!

Comrade Shinji Ikari's path to school has never been complete.

I have to go to work after school.

"I once again lodge a serious technical protest with you, dear Dr. Ritsuko Akagi. I believe you are capable of remedying such a low-level technical error. I don't need to... Why are you laughing?"

"Hmm, hmm... pfft, hehe, alright." Ritsuko Akagi looked at the unhappy little Ikari in front of her and suddenly burst into laughter. She didn't know why, but she suddenly felt happy when she saw Shinji Ikari's frustrated look. After forcing herself to calm down, Ritsuko Akagi said, "So, Shinji-kun, I know you are a qualified mercenary, right?"

"Yes, he's a qualified communist fighter."

"Well then, worthy communist fighter—you must also respect the final conclusions reached by our technical team after thorough research." Akagi Ritsuko said with feigned seriousness, "The EVA's driving system and logic are fundamentally biased towards the driver's mind. You may not feel it yourself, but you should also know that objective facts cannot be changed. How do you say it? Oh, right. 'Objective things are not subject to subjective will,' right?"

"?Have you read the book I gave you?"

"Of course, I want to understand the inner world of the driver." No, I'm reading the intensive reading volume. Akagi Ritsuko thought to herself, how can I have so much free time to read a political book?

In fact, Ritsuko Akagi is much stronger than most cloud sickle hammers.

"So—the objective problem is: you suffer from severe post-traumatic stress disorder. You may not feel it, but it's a fact. Of course, that doesn't mean you're bad, but it just means you need to change, integrate, and become better." Akagi Ritsuko's serious expression suddenly shifted to a rare gentle one. She whispered to Ikari, "Shinji-kun, we all thank you for everything you've done for humanity. However, it's not just the team's needs. It's my personal—and Misato's—hope that you can become someone who doesn't need war to alleviate your trauma."

"No, I think..."

"Even if we can't change you, we hope that through our actions, we can at least let you experience the joy that your age deserves, primarily for the sake of driving the EVA." Of course, the joy of driving a large vehicle isn't something most children can truly experience. "So, our decision was carefully considered. It's not only based on your healthy growth, but also, like you, on the operational needs of the EVA. This is an objective requirement, and I hope you'll cooperate."

"……Yes."

Although Ikari was extremely dissatisfied and resentful, Akagi Ritsuko knew that although he had a gentle and demure appearance, almost like a lady from a wealthy family, from the past few days of interactions and his reports, there was a raging fire hidden deep in this boy's heart that was beyond the reach of ordinary people.

It is really a good thing that the other party can obey orders obediently - being very receptive to advice is certainly a good thing.

"Well, if all is well, let's begin today's training." Akagi Ritsuko glanced at Shinji Ikari and picked up a new document. "Although this may be too hasty, we really don't have any extra time to wait. Today we'll begin the insertion plug experiment for EVA Unit-01—I hope we won't encounter the same situation as yesterday's top fitter... Is that all right, Shinji-kun?"

"Yes, I promise to complete the mission."

Looking at Ikari, who remained in a saluting position, Akagi Ritsuko's expression remained unchanged. She simply glanced at him, not knowing what to think, and silently put on her glasses.

"Well, let's go to the locker room—how's that hand injury?"

"Yes, everything is fine. The First Fittest needs medical attention more than me." Xiao Ikari's expression was a little grim, and he said through gritted teeth, "Compared to me, she is the real hero. By the way, as a comrade, I want to visit her after the training is over."

"She's been transferred to another hospital and is currently receiving rest and recuperation. I'll pass on your regards to her. It's best not to disturb her for the next few days... Well, after you change your clothes, go check on the burns with Maya later..." At least she had to give her beloved some face. Was it because of her own guilt about the existence of 'Ayanami Rei'? Was it because of her deep fear? Or was it something else? - when a woman's jealousy hadn't completely overwhelmed her heart.

Finally, she whispered to Ikari, "Shinji-kun, yesterday's experiment was the result of research by me and the technical team. Obviously, it failed - but necessary attempts are necessary. We need to assemble more combat forces as soon as possible. The commander has no choice..."

"Nothing much. I just think that if necessary, commanders should listen to the advice of frontline soldiers and effectively implement military democracy. It's just... the bureaucracy here is quite strong—of course, I'm not talking about you. I've witnessed how much you care for me." Xiao Ikari spoke without hesitation, "You gave me motherly care and attention. If my biological father wasn't that kind of person, I would even be willing to have you as my godmother."

“?!!” There is such a good thing!

"I'm sorry, I slipped up." Xiao Ikari acted a little flustered and embarrassed. "Please forget what I just said. I'm so sorry. I'll excuse myself first, Uvdimcia."

Don't leave! We can continue the conversation! We can put the experiment aside for now, eh!? Don't leave! What do you mean you forgot what we just said?!

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After successfully selling his mother for fame and fortune, Xiao Ikari found a godmother for himself.

Anyway, my son agreed! You marrying my dad is none of my business. I don't like Thunderstorm (no, I was totally hooked when I saw that scene in the movie!), and I'm not a fan of the Oedipus complex (emmmmm... Cai Mantang, my Cai Mantang; Akagi, no; Ikari Yui, okay!).

Push it away quickly. There is only one exclusive EVA car, and that is her, Misato Katsuragi.

"? Shinji-kun, your...reply speed is a bit...fast?"

Maya Ibuki looked at Ikari's hand with a confused expression - this girl with short hair is really cute.

She was obviously a mysophobe, but she didn't feel that way at all when she was treating Ikari's wound. She always carried medical tissues in her pockets, and it was rare for a girl like her to not vomit when she saw Ikari's wound.

"Yeah, I feel the same way. Although I do have better physical fitness than others, I'm also very surprised - why do I always feel too energetic recently?" Ikari Shinji pretended not to know why. After all, knowing nothing was better than any explanation. "Even the wounds are healing so quickly - does this mean that I can fight with even higher intensity in the future?"

"...It's better not to." Taking out her camera and taking two photos of Ikari's wound, Ibuki Maya said to Ikari angrily, "I hope you won't show up in the infirmary again! Shinji-kun, please take good care of yourself!"

"Uh... Miss Maya, are you angry?"

"Yes, I'm very angry!" She feigned anger and turned her head away. But soon, the girl with playful short hair looked at Shinji Ikari again and carefully bandaged his burn wound again: "Shinji-kun, I don't know why I always feel some... strange feelings from you. It's like... it's like..."

"?!" You're not going to confess, are you? I don't think I had any plans for you last week. Besides, a lesbian like you is so damn gay, how could you just...

"It's as if... I'm sorry to say this - but it's as if you've never considered your own life. No, it's as if you think death, dying in battle, is a normal thing. No, it's not, Shinji-kun!"

Uh……

What a sensitive girl! She is worthy of being the big boss in the late NEVR, the direct descendant of Ritsuko Akagi, and the true master of the late MAGA system.

"Shinji-kun, you must cherish your life!" Maya Ibuki, who was wrapped in waterproof bandages, looked serious.

"Of course I know. Don't worry, Maya-san." Ikari immediately developed a liking for this older sister-like girl—it was simply a simple liking, and had nothing to do with sexual behavior: "Dear, you're so kind—I hope everything goes well for you."

I wish you can successfully turn my "stepmother" gay.

…When I think about it, our house is really a mess.

"Alright." Maya Ibuki stood up, carrying her suitcase and preparing to leave. "Shinji-kun—thank you for protecting me and Senpai last time. Ah, that accident was truly horrible... Shinji-kun, you must try to stay calm and avoid accidents like yesterday—after all, this time, Senpai and I didn't have anyone around to hold us down immediately."

You...is there something ambiguous in what you said?

"Don't worry—on the contrary, I'll beg you to take care of me."

"Hehe—no problem! Just watch us—bye."

“Увидимся.”

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After successfully changing into his tight "body bag" combat suit, Shinji Ikari began his first real journey in this dimension...

Mother! Womb! Return! Home!

If you want to talk about having fun, you have to say it's the Japanese. Hey, guess what? The Japanese have a brand new XP idea as soon as they wake up every morning.

Although I have no idea why human XP can be so diverse, what is certain is that although the times, technology and cognition will limit human XP - but the Lord in Area 11 will not!

Shinji Ikari is doing it in the plug.

This is a practical plug insertion experiment.

"It's my son."

This is the most important recognition ability of Ikari Yui - that is, Unit-01's recognition system.

EVA is a machine with its own operating logic, but it also has a mastermind behind the scenes, and to be frank, it's Yui Ikari.

Mom is hanging.

Considering that the EVA can activate itself without a pilot—that is, when Yui Ikari saw Shinji Ikari's life in danger—Ikari Yui immediately activated the EVA-01, saying, "My son is going to be a pulp the next second if the ceiling falls. I'm not pretending anymore, I'm going to show my hand!" Yui immediately activated the EVA-01 to protect her son from the blow.