Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

What "puppet system"? Your system is actually working. Ikari Yui isn't stupid, and she's not reading her son's information through the operation of a machine. When fighting "Koroki", Ikari Gendō repeatedly tested the "puppet system", hoping that Unit-01 could "read" the system and fight automatically.

But what is the reality? In fact, it is just that Old Ikari is telling Yui Ikari again and again: Honey, please save the situation! Otherwise, humanity will be doomed.

Yui Ikari's answer was simple—controlling Unit-01, rejecting the puppet system time and again. The question was simple: My son is gone, and you're telling me you're saving humanity? — Ikari Gendou, you traitor, open your eyes and see who I am!

Mom is hanging.

You can always trust!

Yui Ikari in Unit 01 instantly felt it—oh, the smell of her son.

"Start successfully!"

The lab was filled with joy! The last failed startup was just like the last—the shadow of failure lingered. Today, EVA Unit-01 finally successfully started up for the first time!

"The synchronization rate is extremely high, 95.27% - and it remains stable!"

"All pulse experiments are normal!"

"Unit-01 data..."

Although everyone was excited, they still remembered their responsibilities.

"How do you feel, Shinji-kun?" Bending down, Akagi Ritsuko used Ibuki Maya's microphone. Her breasts were almost touching Ibuki Maya's face, and the dead girl was very excited.

"Yes, I'm already in the cabin, and I feel fine." Xiao Ikari nodded and said, "As expected of Sister Ritsuko—the system the research team has developed is indeed flawless. The problem is indeed with the command system..."

"Ahem, Shinji-kun." Stop talking, I still have to write a report later. Akagi Ritsuko interrupted the other party gratefully. Flattery makes me happy! What do staff members want? A sense of accomplishment is very important! "What do you feel specifically now? Nausea? Discomfort? Or like motion sickness..."

"No, not at all. It's much better than driving a normal AS. And..." Ikari hesitated, his stepmother wanted to please.

You have to please your own mother too!

Mom, mom! My dear mother!

"It's strange, it feels like my mother here."

Ding-ding-ding-dong! Cardiopulmonary arrest!

Didn't they say they had their brainwashed when they were four? Didn't they cleanse it completely? —How did they know Ikari Yui was in there?

"Yeah, that's normal." Akagi Ritsuko didn't react, but Ibuki Maya, her deputy, smiled and said, "LCL is meant to mimic the amniotic fluid that protects babies—Shinji-kun is very sensitive, but there's nothing wrong with that."

"No...it's not just that..." Xiao Ikari shook his head slightly and said, "It's like...even though I don't have many memories from my childhood. But...it's like my mother is really here, gentle and sweet...if I really have to describe it. This place is like...a never-ending ocean of maternal love...it's like my mother is right beside me."

"Senpai—Shinji-kun's synchronization rate is rising! It's surpassed 100 percent. 110 percent, 115 percent… 125 percent, ah… It's finally stabilized, 125 percent!"

"This... is too dangerous, Shinji-kun. You don't need to experience it again. You can... uh, think of something weird, anything! Hurry!"

"? Huh? Why? I feel fine now..."

"...That's right." Ritsuko Akagi looked at the synchronization rate. How the hell can you feel motherly love?

Are you going to see Mother Love? It'll be almost 400% in a little while!

Looking around, Akagi Ritsuko gritted her teeth, stamped her feet, and asked softly, "How was your time last night, you and Katsuragi?"

"Senior! --Unit-01's synchronization rate has dropped. One hundred and one percent, one hundred and five percent... It's a little unstable."

The conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is indeed very sharp.

"But if I think about it carefully..." Akagi Ritsuko breathed a sigh of relief, then pinched the bridge of her nose. A strange thought flashed through her mind: "If I'm with Ikari Gendou, and Ikari-chan is with Katsuragi, then the relationship between me and Katsuragi will become tense..."

The Ikari family.

The relationship is indeed very complicated.

Volume Two

107 The care of Ikari Shinji from his biological mother and stepmother

The training was over, and Ritsuko Akagi felt happy looking at the various data in front of her.

"Senior sister..."

"Yes, that's right—it basically proves that our technical capabilities far exceed those of other branches." Her glasses reflected the glint, and just like the man she loved—Akagi Ritsuko now looked like a villainous boss. However, it was a bit like the evil female scientist in a low-level movie: "Such a high synchronization rate, and there were no problems at all... This proves that the pilot is really..."

The chosen one?

Akagi Ritsuko's eyes were a little confused. The reason...

Yes, you, Ikari-chan, are indeed the chosen one. To be more precise, you are the "chosen one." Ikari Yui was completely melted in LCL, so Ikari-chan has a high synchronization rate - but the question is, is that pilot not dancing on graves? Is that pilot not having sex with relatives? Is that pilot not breathing the scent of his parents? (Except Ayanami)

Apart from anything else, Asuka's mother is dead; Touji and Kensuke are also orphans - who is more miserable?

Why are you so special among so many orphans?

Why is that?

"Senior, our reporting direction now..."

"Okay, send me the data. Let's stay up all night tonight." Akagi Ritsuko sighed and waved her hand. "By the way, where's Shinji-kun? Did he go straight back after training? Did Katsuragi pick him up?"

Really, this young man is really full of sperm! Katsuragi is the same, this female hooligan! - Akagi Ritsuko thought so.

My best friend hangs out with a warm-hearted, strong, and handsome boy with eight-pack abs every day - seeing you happy is more painful than my misfortune. Alas, I'm so tired.

"Uh, wait a minute... Senior, the ground staff sent a message saying..." Glancing at her senior, Maya Ibuki said with a wry smile, "Shinji-kun is helping them clean Unit-01..."

"……what?"

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"Hey, kid, just leave the work here to us."

The clothing worn by the logistics staff was much worse than that of the scientific research and administrative staff. Basically, it was just a work uniform, a work hat and a safety helmet.

Dozens of logistics personnel are currently involved in the intensive maintenance work following the launch of Unit-01. Refueling (and charging) this large machine costs an astronomical amount of money, and a major overhaul can easily bankrupt a small country. Regular maintenance is also extremely expensive.

"It's okay, don't mind." Xiao Ding gently shook his head and stood with the other staff. Each of them had a flush hose. To drown out the clamor of logistics work, he also loudly replied to the logistics uncle beside him: "I like it this way—besides, it's the pilot's responsibility to maintain their own machine after use. And... I really like this machine! Just like before, it's my strongest support. But unlike the machines I've piloted before, it's like my mother!"

Just how tall is the EVA? The villains completely misstated it, at least not in the TV version. It varies randomly between 40 and 120 meters, with reference points ranging from aircraft carriers to residential buildings. Among other things, the scene where EVA Unit 2 stands atop a US aircraft carrier is truly impressive—hundreds of meters at least.

Although I really hate all the random settings in the new movie, at least the only accurate setting is that EVA is 80 meters long.

"...Okay, kid. You didn't have to do this—if the Commander doesn't bother me, then you can do whatever you want. Hey, remember to wear your helmet."

"Okay, friend." Xiao Ikari showed a sunny and cheerful smile like a big boy.

"..." As part of the EVA logistics team, these logistics personnel had participated in the previous Unit-00 startup test. They had all been planning to take the day off today—but honestly, Ikari's divine presence yesterday was quite impressive. None of the logistics personnel dared to come forward to help. Most of them had fled for shelter, most not even daring to look.

Only a few people were brave enough to look inside from outside the safety door - oh, this young man was unscrewing the hundreds of degrees of insertion bolt safety gate with his bare hands.

As an elder, I really want to expel this kid. As a man, it is difficult to boss around such a tough guy.

About ten minutes passed.

Three of Ikari's trainers finally arrived—the one who wrestled with Ikari that day was Kaede Agano (a character in Shinji Ikari's training program).

"Shinji-kun! - Hey, why are you here? - Professor Akagi asked us to look for you."

Agano Hana Kaede ran straight towards Shinji from a distance, panting and bent over in her tight work clothes. The uniforms were really good. Less mobility meant more restraint, and stronger restraint meant...

Shaking and shaking.

"Sister Hua Feng?" Xiao Ikari was very puzzled. After the shower, he was wiping the soles of Unit-01's feet! "What can I do for you? Sister Ritsuko wanted to see me?"

"Yes—" Agano Hana Kaede took a deep breath, calmed his mind and breathing, and then said: "Isn't your hand injured? Why are you still..."

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm not a greenhouse flower," Ikari said, leaning on his tools with one hand and his hands on his waist. "I hope you can realize once again that I'm a staunch communist fighter, not some useless person who screams and cries over a small cut on his hand."

Who are you dissing!

"I know, I know—Shinji-kun, please don't make things difficult for us, okay?" Agano Hana Kaede clasped her hands together, looking like she was begging for mercy: "We are your trainers too, okay? We are also responsible for some things—according to your words, you are already a high-level technical soldier. Please help us and don't make us take it anymore, okay?"

"...I'm just wiping my body." Ikari walked to the feet of Unit-01. Although it was made of steel, Ikari's touch was like a caress, gentle and caring, even with a hint of respect and love: "My fortress, the mother who protects my life."

Lick, lick hard!

Little Ikari licks Ikari Yui, licking her with great enthusiasm, licking like a ritual! This thing is licked well, licked wonderfully, licked with great pleasure, licked like a painted hall, and moved the heart.

Little Ikari's biological mother must have been watching over her son. In the words of Ikari Yui, she will always protect Ikari Shinji and Ikari Shinji through countless reincarnations, until the earth is destroyed, until the world is destroyed, until the sun disappears, until the heat death of the universe.

Gambia's Jammeh only said he would rule the country for 100 million years—ha, what a weakling who can't keep his promise. Ikari Yui, on the other hand, said 5 billion years, and he's clearly already taken action.

"Okay, okay, let's go. Dr. Akagi is looking for you."

He took Ikari's hand and was about to take the beautiful boy away from his mother.

"Hmm..." Little Ikari was silent for a moment, wanting to continue licking Yui Ikari... no, to continue wiping Unit-01: "According to today's schedule, shouldn't I be off work? I have the right to manage my free time, right?"

"Yes, yes, please help me. Can you work overtime? Professor Akagi has something to ask you."

"Alright." Ikari sighed. He had to lick his biological mother, but he couldn't let go of his stepmother either. He had to grab both, and both hands had to be strong! He couldn't start well and then finish badly, focusing on the beginning and ignoring the end. Ikari put down the cleaning tools—and then, rather cheesily, gave EVA's steel legs a kiss.

"Goodbye, my dear machine, my beloved mother - I will be back."

"..."

Old Ikari would probably go crazy watching this - does this little brat know something?

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"Why are you so late?" In her office, Akagi Ritsuko looked at Katsuragi Misato and said unhappily, "Why, overindulging in sexual activities? Ha, I never thought that our sex-crazed nymphomaniac would have to walk with her hands on her waist one day."

"How, how can you talk like that, Ritsuko! - I, cough cough. Besides, this isn't something I specifically asked for." Katsuragi Misato glanced at Akagi Ritsuko guiltily and said, "Uh, why... do you say that? I'm just a little naive..."

"Hey, it's already afternoon, and the afterglow of last night with Shinji-kun is still going on?" You two just woke up and I already have a video recording of the whole thing - this videotape is in my personal password safe, and the NEVR Intelligence Department has to go through the mage calculation to open it (and the highest commander of the mage is Ritsuko Akagi (actually old Ikari?)).

"!!!! Tell me. What are you talking about, Ritsuko? You're so sweet and talkative..."

"Alright, alright." Before Ikari arrived, Akagi Ritsuko confronted Misato Katsuragi. "Listen, Misato. I'm not going to interfere with your private life. As for your little secret with Shinji-kun... I haven't told anyone else yet. And because of the synchronization issue with the third compatible person, I'm ordering the second class to be your surveillance class. This is already the greatest kindness I can offer you."

"Uh...ah? I'm being watched?"

"...What do you think? The Chief of the First Section of the Tactics Department, whose fate depends on humanity, Lieutenant Misato Katsuragi!"

"Uh... hehe, I'm so important..." Katsuragi Misato laughed awkwardly a few times, then said: "Well, even so, it's still uncomfortable, right? Although... there's really nothing we can do about it. But, uh, that..."

"As an adult, your apology to the world; and as a best friend, your gratitude to me!"

"…Hold me, sorry! As a human being, I'm truly sorry; —Thank you, Ritsuko. Oh, you're the best." Katsuragi's mind was now filled with the image of a prostitute trying to please her financial sponsor, and in fact, she acted quite well. One queen, acting cute, hugged another, a blond queen who seemed indifferent to the daily necessities of life.

Katsuragi clings to Ritsuko like crazy, trying to please her by being cute: "How can I thank you?..."

Blocking Katsuragi's approaching kiss with one hand, Akagi Ritsuko feigned disgust and said, "Come on, calm down! Don't let the rumors about Shinji and me get into trouble before I do! —Why, you look pretty good these past two days?"

"It's just so-so..."

"I really didn't expect that, for an ordinary man, you're really that long—oh, you're really a bitch, you can even fit this thing in there. Ha—" Looking at Katsuragi's lower body, Akagi Ritsuko teased, "I analyzed it frame by frame, and your expression went from unbearable to unbearable in less than three minutes. You're indeed a sex maniac, are you a masochist?"

"!!! Get out, get out! --- What on earth did you call me here for today?" I couldn't stand it any longer: "Also, can you please stop looking at your friend's naked body?"

"I'm researching—do you think I'm researching you? Come on, what's there to research about a 30-year-old woman?"

"Even if I'm thirty... I'm not even thirty yet! And even if I am, Shinji-kun said I'm still young..."

"Sweet talk is indeed very cute—if the head of Intelligence Section 2 hadn't intensified his research these past few days and confirmed that Shinji Ikari hadn't had a girlfriend in the past 14 years, whether in Moscow, Siberia, the Middle East, or anywhere else, I might have believed it. However, the Intelligence Section could also be wrong... Well, I won't say anything else. Sweet talk is understandable, playing with your mind. You're carefree to begin with, so he can be deceived with just a few words—but I don't understand his ability to play with your body. How could a rookie make you..."

"Stop it! --Ritsuko, I'm sorry, it's my fault, please stop it."

"Hmph, you're doing this with a minor and you still have the nerve to let me keep quiet? - If it were in the past, I would not only scold you harshly, I would also report you! - However, now the overall situation is more important. I called you here today so that you and Shinji-kun can get along well." Akagi Ritsuko said: "Based on our experiments, the synchronization rate may really be related to your sexual behavior with Shinji-kun. Well... So, from now on, you will be..."

Suddenly, a hint of teasing flashed across Akagi Ritsuko's lips, and she whispered a few words in Katsuragi's ear: "Meat urinal."

"!! Ritsuko!"

"Anyway, just serve your beautiful boy well. Tsk, don't take it for granted. Many women your age don't even get this kind of treatment. If you switch genders, think about it—you'd be the hero of the book!"

"But I'm a woman!"

"You know you're a woman! Where's your womanly modesty? Where's your adult rationality? And you got a minor drunk on your first night back in Japan?"

"Well... it's hard to say who got who drunk. I'm surprised at how much that guy can drink - I don't know what's wrong with me, anyway... ah, I'm really not a qualified adult." Katsuragi skirt! Six: Nine'#'④" Nine! Three! ⑥" One'③? Five" scratched his hair randomly, looking a little sad.

"Alright—but now that the relationship has already begun, it can't be severed. I told you, your sexual activity seems to be helping Shinji-kun's synchronization rate." Akagi Wangpo Ritsuko gave her "order" to Katsuragi Misato in front of her. Her intellectually beautiful glasses reflected the light, transforming her into a villainous boss: "Since it's helpful, then continue. You won't suffer any loss anyway."

"Uh...ah...this..."

"Huh? Why, are you still being pretentious?"

"No, that's not it... well... you know, we haven't done it since college." Katsuragi Misato said a little embarrassedly, "The little one is... really not small. So, the intensity is also... well. I really enjoyed it at the beginning, and I enjoyed it later. But who can stand passing out every time? I didn't expect that the alcohol would be eliminated like this after drinking so much... This EVA synchronization rate is related to sex? No way, no way, no way?"

"What is the problem?"