Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"The only problem is my body, Ritsuko!" Katsuragi expressed his impotent rage. "I can't stand it! That guy is the real sex maniac! Men are obviously not like this. It's just bragging to say that they can do it for days and nights! Men clearly lie in bed all day and do it all day - but Xiao Zhen is different, she is really cheating! For hours, all the time, all the time... If it goes on like this every day, I will die!"

Katsuragi burst into tears.

"I've already told you, get ready to be a meat urinal." Akagi Ritsuko said what Ikari never said - her glasses flashed: "I called you here to drive the EVA pilot. If you can't do it, go back!"

"Ritsuko, you're so scary." Katsuragi shuddered.

"Ding, ding, ding." Just then, the doorbell rang outside the office door.

"Who?" Ritsuko Akagi pressed the intercom next to her desk.

"You called me Sister Ritsuko?"

"Yeah." Akagi Ritsuko opened the automatic door with the push of a button, looked at Katsuragi, then at Ikari, and said, "Katsuuragi is on night duty tonight. How about... Katsuragi just begged me to take you home?"

As he said this, he was actually speaking to Katsuragi.

"No, no, no, I thought about it and you still have work to do - I can send Xiaozhen back first... and then I'll come back." You have to protect your food even if you can't eat!

"Oh, okay." Akagi Ritsuko didn't care. I like his dad, not him - there is no hair on his chin or below, which is very boring - but it will be soon, right?

108 Ayanami's Smile

Ikari has always wanted to go see Ayanami.

"..." Katsuragi frowned, feeling that Ikari's attentiveness was abnormal: "Do you... have any thoughts about Rei?"

"Ayanami? Right." Ikari's expression was as steady as an old dog. In front of the woman he had a physical relationship with, he talked about another beautiful girl he cared about: "I have a lot of things I want to ask her now."

"!!" Katsuragi felt like he'd been tricked, his heart shattered. Yes, I admit I'm not in the right physical condition to continue with such intense "nights," but you can't just switch every three days, can you? Besides, if you switch, it'll be just as much trouble as me. A 14-year-old girl can't handle you. Katsuragi took a deep breath, like Onyxia, and let it out heavily. "Shinji-kun, what do you want to ask her?"

"Well, a lot. Are you feeling well? As a comrade, I really care about this comrade. And..." Xiao Ikari thought for a moment before hesitantly saying, "What is her relationship with me?"

"Huh?" Katsuragi was stunned. Are you that direct? "No way! Ikari Shinji, your 'hero saving the beauty' and 'repaying a favor' are too obvious, aren't they? You're already confirming our relationship?"

"Of course, but does this escalate to the point of demanding repayment?" Xiao Ding frowned and said, "I just want to know what her relationship with me is."

"Uh..." It felt like they were talking at cross purposes, and Katsuragi was keenly aware that something was amiss: "You...are you suspicious of something?"

"?" Oh, I told Akagi, but not you, right? "Come, Misato, take a closer look at my face."

"Uh..." The handsome boy's face suddenly stretched out in front of him, and Katsuragi couldn't dodge from the driver's seat of the car. Oops, subconsciously wanting to kiss him... Yesterday's battle was too intense, everything was subconscious. Oh, I'm an adult.

"Um... I didn't ask you to kiss me, dear." Ikari was surprised to find that Katsuragi didn't hesitate to kiss her face directly on the lips. After about ten seconds, he let go.

I don’t know if it has the ability to claim sovereignty.

"Hmph, let me show you who the adult is!——" This really made Katsuragi Misato feel embarrassed, and she could only find a very bad reason.

Adults bullying children is generally social bullying.

"Why am I looking at your face like that? - Don't come near me when you're outside in the future!" Katsuragi pushed away the mouth he had just kissed with tongue, as if in disgust.

"Look at my face—don't you think of anything?"

"! Ikari Shinji, I told you, don't always think about unnecessary things outside!"

"? Misato-sister—my dear, your heart is so easily excited. Uh, I'm not talking about sex." Ikari was pretty straightforward, and immediately responded: "Don't you feel it? Ayanami and I look a lot like each other."

"? Eh?" She felt so embarrassed, as if she was a weird older sister who wanted to have sex with Shinji Ikari just by looking at his face!

How embarrassing! This must be the effect that Ritsuko had on me just now! Yes, it's all her fault! Saying such strange things - Katsuragi Misato thought so.

"Well, now that you mention it, it does look a bit like..."

"Why is she so similar? How can she be so similar?" Ikari slapped his cheek, feeling the constraints of the cosmic power. Then he said, "Ayanami and I aren't cut from the same cloth, but at least we share the same face! It's almost the same, for sure. She's just more beautiful, and I'm a bit more masculine... What are you laughing at?"

"Pfft... ahem, actually, you looked more alike when you had long hair. And more masculine... pfft, hehe. Never mind." He lamented that the men he had met in his life always liked to wear their hair in ponytails. The current Ikari Shinji had cut his hair short, which did make him look more heroic. "You know what, you do have a lot in common with Ayanami..."

"So I want to ask her, is she my mother's illegitimate daughter? Or my twin sister? - Or is she actually the product of my father's extramarital affair?"

"...Ah, stop! Stop talking, and don't ask Li about such a sensitive topic. Let me tell you, Li is the ice beauty here, and she is usually very indifferent! Don't bully her with a wrong word! Well... no, with your carefree personality, you will definitely bully her! It's hard to imagine what you would do to such an ignorant girl." Katsuragi quickly started the car, and then took off with a catapult!

"Wow!——Misato-san, what are you doing?"

"Aren't you going to see Ayanami? - Come on, my rank is high enough, I'll take you to see her!"

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The closer you are to home, the more timid you become. In a sense, Ayanami is more than just a goddess to Shinji Ikari.

Or fucking incarnate.

Oh, look at this amazing ethical operation.

Ayanami's true identity is likely a clone made from Lilith's somatic cells and Yui Ikari's DNA. If you look at it from Yui Ikari's perspective, you could say Ayanami is Yui Ikari's clone, which would make her Ikari's mother! If she's 50% of Yui Ikari's clone, then she's Ikari's sister.

However, considering that Lilith is the mother of all humans (living things) (this can be called so even after many generations; theoretically, from Lilith's perspective, human offspring are clones of humans), the combination of Ikari Yui and Lilith must be greater than 50% in terms of generation! Mom + Mom = Mom, is this question correct?

So what is Ayanami to Ikari? — I really don't dare to think about this question.

To put it in a good way, she is a younger sister; to put it in a bad way, she is like a real mother.

Now, little Ikari goes to Shiro to visit his mother.

"Ah, then I'll go back to duty." Katsuragi looked at Ayanami, then at Ikari-chan. Honestly, he wanted to stay and keep watch, but then he thought about how badly injured Ayanami was, and how she usually couldn't talk to anyone for more than three sentences. Aside from speaking more than ten words to Ikari-chan, she hadn't said anything to anyone else.

And the most important thing is - Katsuragi doesn't "know" that much.

What if he really knew something he shouldn't know—was Ayanami really Ikari's illegitimate daughter or something, or was Ayanami cheated on by Ikari's ex-wife (Ikari Yui)? Ah, Katsuragi couldn't even think about it!

Considering that Old Ikari always treats Young Ikari with a cold and rude face, and treats everyone as if he owes eight million, Katsuragi doesn't dare to gamble his future with this gossip.

"Xiao Zhen, if you have anything, remember to call me—well, you can go back by yourself tonight. Bye~"

"Okay, Misato-san." Xiao Ikari nodded and said, "Uh, actually, you're not on duty..."

"Oh, I'm so busy, I have to go first!" The adult with a heart held his waist and walked away quickly.

"This... young man?" A nurse said to Shinji Ikari nearby, "Although the patient's condition has stabilized, he still needs to rest. If you have anything to say, please say it quickly, preferably within ten minutes. I'm going to be out now."

The young nurse found Xiao Ding's appearance pleasing to the eye, so she bowed with a smile and walked out.

"Yes, thank you."

In Ayanami's private ward, Ikari moved a chair and sat next to Ayanami.

Considering that girls like Ayanami are easier to get along with, firstly, they are young, secondly, their hearts are pure, and thirdly, they are mentally sound—and they haven't been tainted by the big world. Most importantly, their temperament is actually like a raging fire! They can even use themselves as fuel to burn themselves out at any time.

She was completely clueless about everything right now. Ikari Gendo, that idiot and inhumane man, had cloned his own wife, and then hadn't allowed her clone to have any human emotions for so many years. He hadn't taught her anything, hadn't nurtured her, and had created a completely useless girl.

"...The third most suitable candidate?" Ayanami was now covered in bandages, and her expression didn't seem comfortable. She must be enduring... fractures, soft tissue contusions, muscle aches, falls, bruises, minor burns, internal organ problems, and so on.

But everything is in a relatively better state.

"Please take good care of yourself, dear comrade." Ikari's face was filled with turmoil and pain. Seeing Ayanami injured was even more painful than his own. Smelling the disinfectant and strange medicine in the ward, he whispered softly beside Ayanami, "Please bear with the pain for a few days. I promise I will never let you suffer any more—I swear on the name of Marx."

The little head opposite definitely doesn’t know who Ma Sheng is.

"...Why." A pair of bright red eyes, one of which was already wrapped in a bandage.

In the future, there will be many chuunibyou who will not cover their one eye! If there is, please start with Ayanami!

"Because I want to protect you, dear comrade."

"...I don't understand." The person spoke the truth, and his expression was not only painful, but also that his mind was filled with incomprehensible things.

"It's okay, you don't have to understand." Xiao Ikari was protecting her like a beloved lover. He whispered softly in Ayanami's ear: "You just need to know that you are worthy of my protection."

"Isn't that an order?" Ayanami's single red eye flashed with a strange look, as if she didn't quite understand what the little Ikari in front of her was talking about: "What is a comrade? Why do you call me... dear?"

"Oh, this is my habit, dear Ayanami." Little Ikari is very outgoing. Since it is possible to increase favorability, then let's increase it as much as possible!

With Ayanami's personality, she doesn't like to hear people turn around and walk away - now she is bullying the other person so that he can't move.

"As for comrades—that's the name I give to people who share the same ideals and fight the same battles as me, and whom I like."

Ayanami in front of me didn't hear anything, only the last sentence: "si...ki? Like? What is like?"

"It's hard to describe, um... a feeling that's hard to express. Overall, I admire you, I adore you, I respect you, I admire you; I am devoted to you, I worship you, I love you - my dear." The other party is an ignorant girl, so let's educate her bit by bit!

What does it mean to be a know-it-all?

The 14-year-old boy explained word by word what love meant to the girl in a low voice.

"Seeing you happy is happier than me; seeing you in pain is more painful than my own pain. I hope you are happier than me, I hope you are happier than me - maybe this is what love is."

Ayanami is not emotionless.

Ayanami doesn't know what feelings are.

And Ayanami's intelligence is not low - how low can Ikari Yui's foundation be? ... Well, maybe her emotional intelligence is a little low. (Otherwise, Ikari Yui would never look for Old Ikari)

It's so easy to understand, so effective! Perhaps it still needs some consolidation and digestion, but...

My face turned red after hearing what Xiao Ding said!

"I... understand." Ayanami shyly tilted her head slightly and said softly, "I don't know what expression to use to face you."

There are actually two eternal themes of mankind: life and love.

Everything else is an add-on and a derivative. After all, you are a mammal, and these are your only instinctive emotions - it's just that sometimes they take over the main focus.

?

It turns out that fate is really so terrible.

"Just smile, Ayanami."

"...!"

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The ten-minute meeting was relatively short, but it was longer than all of Ayanami's previous times combined.

Xiao Ikari left behind the words "Goodbye, my dear - I will come to see you again" and left.

In return, I received a soft "Okay, Ikari-kun."

The way Ikari addressed me changed from "you, the third most suitable person" to "Ikari-kun".

Epic progress, Xiao Ikari: I fought with my dad for my mom - and not only did I win, I won twice!

What is a win-win situation?

Time went on to June - June 1st, June 2nd, June 3rd.

The time has finally come for the destined day.

But it was not June 6th, but June 5th - the time was not advanced.

"Ikari Shinji-san."

One day, Ikari Shinji was bored in class when the classroom door suddenly opened and four or five men in black appeared at the door.

A woman in black came in from the classroom door, bowed slightly to Shinji Ikari, and then made a gesture of invitation: "It's an emergency, please come with us immediately--"

"? Where's your ID?"

"I'm so sorry." The other man was stunned for a moment, feeling that he had underestimated the boy before him. As expected of a professionally trained soldier, he was still on guard at first glance—I thought he was only a man in bed, but I didn't expect him to be a man in every aspect. "I'm Ono Miko, the head of Section 2 of the NEVR Intelligence Department. This is an emergency. Please return to base with us immediately."

"Whoa! What happened?"

"What's going on? Why was Ikari-kun taken away?"

"Oh my god—what the hell is going to happen?"

"Hey! You guys are just taking people away whenever you want. Isn't that a bit overbearing? Don't Ikari-kun have the right to choose for himself?"

The children around began to express their surprise, but most of them either watched the excitement or thought that the excitement might be too big.

In short, everyone had a premonition: something big was coming.

"Yes!" Xiao Ding saw the other party's ID carefully. After all, there are so many NEVR guards in this school - there is no need to worry that the other party is fake. He immediately saluted and said: "Please leave immediately -"

"Beep!——" Less than thirty seconds after Xiao Ikari left, an alarm sounded in the school, followed by a broadcast from the loudspeaker.

The entire Third New Tokyo City was under siege. Soon, the fortress city rose, and the ordinary city fell. Those who could evacuate did so, and those who could escape were driven away. Those who had no relatives or friends, and could not escape to other places, were forced to seek refuge in shelters on their own.

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Shinji Ikari put on his combat uniform and came to Old Ikari's office. After listening to a round of reports -

"This is what happened." Dongyue Zeng, the adjutant, explained everything to Xiao Ding in front of him - the third apostle had arrived, the third apostle was swimming on his back across the Pacific Ocean towards Japan, the size of the third apostle that had been observed and some photos, and so on.

Shinji Ikari, Misato Katsuragi, Ritsuko Akagi, and a few scattered lieutenants were also there.