Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Any other questions?" Dongyue Zeng looked at the other people present.

"Yes." Ikari Shinji raised his hand and said loudly: "Lieutenant Ikari Shinji, please speak."

"Hmm." Looking at this serious face, Fuyutsuki felt that something bad was going to happen. However, considering the relationship between Ikari Yui and him, the old man was always friendly to Ikari Shinji: "Shinji-kun, please tell me what you want to say."

Shinji Ikari took out a piece of paper from the small handbag he carried with him.

Fuyutsuki, Old Ikari, Katsuragi, Akagi, and a group of people nearby all jumped in surprise.

"Ahem—on the way here, I summarized some of the problems we encountered during this hasty battle! I have some opinions and suggestions for the commanders and soldiers at the headquarters. I hope you will correct me: First, the frontline combat personnel's combat objectives are unclear..."

Just look at Dongyue’s face, which turns blue-green little by little.

Look at old Ikari's face again, it turns green immediately.

It's as ugly as it can be. I don't know who will go first between this old man in his fifties and this old man in his seventies.

109 Xiaoshui, come on, give him a hard time!

The third apostle, to be honest—he’s not bad at all.

Unfortunately, you met Yui Ikari—yes. Anyone with a discerning eye could see in the TV version that killing the third brother had nothing to do with Ikari-chan? What did it have to do with Unit-01? It was all Yui Ikari showing off her power. Without Yui Ikari, EVA would have ended in one episode.

Of course, we call Ikari Yui's taking over control of EVA "runaway." It turns out we do accept cheating to a certain degree; for example, Shinji Ikari using his mother's cheat wasn't something we couldn't accept.

Because even if you cheat, you are still bad.

If you can simply and mindlessly become invincible with a cheat, what's the point of using it? Does Xiao Tou count as a cheat? Yes, because it affects the game balance. But is Xiao Tou really an excessive cheat? It all depends on the user's experience after using it.

For other people who don't use cheats, this is extremely unfair, and we all have to despise this behavior; but for people like me who don't use cheats, they are useless in any competitive game. With cheats, they can only be considered to have a human form, slightly like a human, and seem to be able to interact with humans in a simple way - this kind of colored pen.

At most, it is a disability assistive device, with basically the same functions as a hearing aid or a wheelchair.

It turns out that Shinji Ikari is relying on his mother for help, which is almost like his mother's pity for him - if he doesn't help, he will be gone.

You can rest assured that Ikari Yui is your power leveler. When your life is not in danger, I'll help you grow. When your life is in danger, I'll help you cheat.

"The target has not been eliminated and is still advancing towards the Third New Tokyo City."

"Launch a general attack! Send all your troops! Rabbit Kick Ki! Rabbit Kick Ki!"

"Don't worry about the losses, destroy the target at all costs!"

Three Japanese Self-Defense Forces officers, holding the rank of "Army General," sat at the NEVR command podium, originally the seat reserved for Ikari. But when the Self-Defense Forces arrived bearing the American imperial seal and imperial edict, Ikari, a UN official, obediently accepted the order and expressed his gratitude.

Various vehicle-mounted missiles, Type 10s, Apaches, Ground Self-Defense Force helicopters, and so on were sent in waves as if they were free. Their only purpose was to stop the Third Angel, the "Water Angel," which was almost as tall as the 80-meter behemoth EVA. Unfortunately, compared to the "Water Angel," these tanks were no match for a mosquito, and the "Water Angel" didn't even bother to pay any attention.

In the end, even tactical missiles were thrown upwards - Shui Lao San just had to wave his hand.

"What the hell!" The general, who had never fought in a real battle but had risen to the rank of Lieutenant General in the Self-Defense Forces (called "Army General" by Japanese officials), kept complaining and became furious: "All the attacks should have hit the target!"

It's just like your teammate who starts the game 0-3 and rages helplessly in the voice channel.

"The tank regiment is completely wiped out." Putting out his cigarette, another general was also furious. But he looked especially like a teammate who only realized the reason for your equipment after your regiment lost: "Missiles and artillery fire are ineffective. No, this kind of attack is completely ineffective."

"AT-FIELD (Absolute Terror Field)." Fuyutsuki glanced at Old Ikari and snorted, "These guys don't listen to advice."

"Hmm." Old Ikari also cursed in his heart. After all, it was really unpleasant to be picked by a group of people in the base he had worked so hard to build. Although he knew that the other party definitely didn't have the ability to do this, being driven away from his position and having to pose on the side was definitely unpleasant! "It's just useless work."

"Commander, should we send Shinji directly into action?" Of course it would be useful now. She was the head of Section 1 of the Tactics Department. Misato Katsuragi didn't get her salary for nothing.

"Wait a little longer." Old Ikari thought to himself, "No one's listening to me now? These guys don't know there's no way out until they get their heads broken and bloodied."

"Hiss." Ikari Shinji exhaled heavily, a helpless expression on his face. "After so many years, it seems the Japanese still only know how to charge and push everything forward. Ah, if they weren't so weak right now, I'd probably be talking about a hundred million soldiers dying in battle, right? Whether it was at Nomonhan or when they attacked Northeast China's "Flower of the Yellow Army"—the Kwantung Army—they were just as weak as they are now."

"!"

Old Ikari turned around to look at his son, who had the same idea as him, then turned away without saying a word.

"Shinji-kun, I told you to smoke less..." Katsuragi hurried over to stop him.

"It's already inappropriate to not have a couple of drinks." Xiao Ikari stepped on the cigarette butt under his military boots, his face speechless. "The bureaucracy of the Self-Defense Forces is really disgusting. I could have gone straight into battle, but now I'm being dragged back to the reserve sequence. Hiss..."

After exhaling once more, Xiao Ikari licked his lips, seeming to feel a bit thirsty. "A bureaucrat, such a bureaucrat. And a complete loser, with no fighting qualities at all!"

At this moment, Xiao Ikari, who was wearing a tattered Soviet lieutenant's uniform and even had medals hanging on his chest just to demonstrate to the generals of the Self-Defense Forces who had never fought in a war, looked at the scene in front of him with disdain.

"Ikari-kun." Fuyutsuki looked at Ikari Shinji and gestured to Mizuki on the screen, "This is your enemy. How do you feel? Do you think you have the ability to defeat it?"

"If I had attacked, the battle would have already begun outside the Third New Tokyo City. However, the Japanese Self-Defense Forces are retreating step by step, as always." Xiao Ikari fully demonstrated the spirit of Order No. 227. "But the Soviet officers will not - the Soviet officers will not retreat a single step, will never easily admit defeat, and will never surrender!"

"Well, your fighting spirit is commendable." Fuyutsuki Yukima nodded. "But, what I'm asking now is, do you have any tactical methods?"

"I'm quite proficient in operating the AS, and I've been familiar with Unit-01 for a while. I've also done a lot of training with the AT-FIELD—no problem." Ikari Shinji saluted Touyue Yukomasu and said, "As a lieutenant in the Army of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, I hereby swear: I am always ready to defend the freedom and security of people all over the world. I will bravely, resourcefully, loyally, and honorably protect people's lives and property; I will defend honor and destroy the enemy at all costs. I will fight until the last drop of blood is drained from my body, and until the last wisp of smoke rises from the cockpit! If I violate this solemn promise, I will accept the severe punishment of Soviet law and the hatred and scorn of the working people!"

"...Ikari-kun, but if you really encounter an irreversible ending." Fuyutsuki Yukomasu looked at the little Ikari in front of him, feeling a little conflicted but also a little relieved. He thought that this child, like his mother, was the type who was willing to sacrifice himself for humanity - he has the spirit of your mother, ten thousand times better than your father. Fortunately, you not only look like your mother, but also have your inner self like your mother, not your father! It's really great! "I still hope you can ensure your own safety..."

"Prepare to use N2 mines!"

The N2 series is easy to use. In addition to the method of breaking through the AT-field, it also applies to the at-field, that is, using the Spear of Longinus - of course, there is also the simplest and most efficient "high-energy breakthrough method".

Even if you put the sun over here, the apostles will get fucked!

Shui Lao San is a relatively inexperienced apostle. When Xiao Li came, he looked down on N2 and even wanted to take a bite.

With a loud bang, N2 made a stunning appearance.

"Hahahaha!" A group of officers laughed wildly, celebrating! Each and every one of them felt that they had made it again, saying that they were really awesome! Several officers had long been unhappy with Ikari Shinji, as they were not from the same system or even the same country.

I feel uncomfortable just looking at the Soviet Union.

"This time, you guys are totally unnecessary!"

"Hmph." Fuyutsuki Yukimasu sneered. Old Ikari was too lazy to even sneer - Little Ikari?

"Sokabulie." said Little Ikari.

"It's destroyed no matter what, right? Hahaha, if this isn't enough..." The lieutenant general raised his flag frantically.

"High energy reaction in the target area—it's the Apostle! The Apostle is still there!"

"Nani!?"

110 Aftermath of the War

The battle was simple, clear, and even bloody - "Shuizi" was killed on the spot (I have great respect for Jack Ai)

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Shinji Ikari's identity was a secret—of course, this secret was useful, right? It was known to everyone on his first day at school. It was useless, right? He was a semi-insider within the school, and most of the residents of Tokyo-3 didn't know who Shinji Ikari was.

But since even students know who Levi is, then... some people know even better.

"?real?"

"Yes, Comrade Pavlov, that is indeed the latest information we have received."

"Ah... the Japanese, those little reptiles on the horizon." As part of the first island chain blockade, these little reptiles on the horizon were truly disgusting. Pavlov, the current supreme leader of the Soviet Union, smoked a cigarette, his eyes filled with disdain, disgust, and curiosity. "So, have those predicted monsters indeed appeared?"

"Yes, Comrade Pavlov—these are the documents..." The orderly looked to be in his 30s, wearing a black Soviet-style suit (slightly different from the standard British style), and about 1.90 meters tall. He was meticulous in his work, and had the air of a Soviet hunk.

"Ah, alright, alright. We'll talk about it at the meeting tomorrow." The old man looked to be in his sixties, though he was probably older. He casually picked up a briefing prepared by his subordinates and began to read it. "We pay those guys billions of rubles every year, and they finally get this big toy? Ah... Anyway, things are better now. Comrade Vladimir, you know what? When I was young, that was the biggest Soviet..."

As an old man, he talks a lot. Pavlov started mumbling to himself, and the attendant beside him could only continue his conversation one sentence at a time.

"Oh, by the way, where were we? Ah, yes. A simple meeting of the Central Committee of the CPSU will be held tomorrow. Invite Naslovich, Visalio, Joseph, Ilyich, Peter, and Andreevich to attend."

"Yes, Comrade Pavlov."

"And this little boy... Tsk, how bizarre! We only needed young soldiers during World War II, and they're still using them now. Oh... did we train this guy?" Saying something completely contradictory, the Soviet leader flipped to Ikari Shinji's profile page and said, "He's even a Komsomol member?"

"Yes, Comrade Pavlov. Would you mind having the archives..."

"Have someone from the Archives come over tomorrow morning. I want to get to know what's going on." The old man put out his cigarette happily. "Let's see if we can win over that guy—hmm. Who's the leader of our NEVR branch?"

"Sergei Timofeevich Dutalinov—Comrade Pavlov."

"Oh... yes, Sergei, that guy is so secretive. Humph..." Chewing his dentures, the old man said unhappily, "Let the KGB investigate him carefully! He actually kicked out such an outstanding comrade as Ikari Shinki! He deserves death."

"Yes, Comrade Pavlov."

"However, I'm also very pleased that a 10-year-old child has such an excellent resume. Revolutionary youth, there are successors—has he always considered himself a Soviet citizen?"

"Yes, Comrade Pavlov. He considered himself a Soviet, even during combat. They say he spoke with a thick Soviet accent, and so did his logic. Well, the partisans who were with him said he was well-versed in the works of Marx and Lenin. During his downtime, he'd go back and read these, what they considered 'obscure' books, Comrade Pavlov."

"Let our people try to make contact. This is a big deal, no matter what. Let's get our scientists moving. NEVR, while mysterious, will definitely be helpful to the Soviet Union's future technology. Times are changing so fast, Comrade Vladimir—so fast." With a sigh, the old man sighed, "The comrades in the south are almost surpassing us. Is that a good thing? Not so good. I heard the comrades in the south also have NEVR, and they're profiting a lot from it. Why can't we?—Oh, and we must demand that Japan give us a copy of that alien monster's corpse so our scientists can study it... But this EVA thing is quite powerful."

As he spoke, the old man put on his glasses.

Watch the battle between the EVA sent to the Soviet Supreme Leader and "Shuizi Ge".

"This massive robot is quite different from the AS we're developing. Well, generally speaking, it shouldn't be this way. It's bigger, stronger, and more destructive. Oh, and it has some amazing abilities." The old man watched Ikari Shinji in action, lost in thought. "How does he do it? He can tear the enemy apart with his bare hands... and even withstand enemy beam weapons capable of melting several buildings? It's baffling... No matter what, we must get in touch with this Ikari Shinji."

"Yes, Comrade Pavlov."

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"Shinji-kun, your battle was brilliant! Thank you for your hard work!"

If someone says "hard work" when meeting someone, they must be from the underworld.

He had just released EVA, but in fact, the most critical indicators had already been spread all over the world - of course, they were edited, mainly because old Ikari interfered, making the world realize his importance and kidnapping Seele in reverse.

Shinji Ikari dismounted Unit-01. Little San's combat prowess was just so-so. If you were to say it was damaged, you'd have to say it was the Womb Angel; if you were to say it was powerful, you'd have to say it was Xiaoli. Of course, the remaining Ultra Beasts... oh, no, it's well known that Ultra Beasts don't feel pain. However, the remaining Angels were each more bizarre and formidable than the last, as if they had some sort of evolutionary system.

Ritsuko Akagi, as a member of the technical department, and Misato Katsuragi, as a member of the combat department, were the first to run over to congratulate Shinji Ikari.

"No, I don't deserve it." Xiao Ding shook his head violently, swung his LCL, pointed at all the staff present and said, "The credit goes to everyone: the logistics staff, the grassroots commanders and fighters, and many other people you won't see. I only played a tiny part."

"..."Maybe the Japanese also have a basic theoretical basis for self-deprecation, so they were very happy to hear that Ikari was not arrogant. Misato Katsuragi was not as calm as Ritsuko Akagi. She walked up with a brisk step and gave him a big... hug! What a huge impact this was on a 14-year-old child? "Oh, Xiao Zhen, you are so strong! - We imagined countless ways of fighting at the beginning, but we didn't expect you to solve the battle in the simplest, most effective and most powerful way! The apostle was beaten by you and had no chance to fight back. Our Xiao Zhen is really too powerful -"

"Ahem..." Shinji Ikari quickly pushed the other person's Ecup away. He was just breathing in his own mother, and after just two breaths of fresh air, he immediately breathed in Katsuragi.

This way of playing is really exciting.

"No, it's nothing."

"Yes, Shinji-kun." Ritsuko Akagi also expressed her extraordinary affirmation of her future stepson - mainly because the other party thanked the scientific researchers as soon as he came down.

This is fucking on the road!

…No, it’s PTSD actually.

"Don't be so self-deprecating—a 14-year-old boy who can prevent the destruction of the world and save a city—you'll be able to boast about it for the rest of your life."

"Thank you, dear Ms. Ritsuko. But I certainly haven't done anything remarkable. One winter, over 300 Komsomol members went to Boyarka to build a narrow-gauge railway to deliver firewood for heating to the people of Kiev. At that time, we believed that what we were doing was the most meaningful and great work! That's why we were able to overcome all hardships and complete the railway. Today, we are fighting on the front lines against creatures that destroy humanity. In this era, what attitude should each of us Komsomol members adopt towards life? Should we pursue enjoyment or continue to fight? Back then, our fathers and brothers fought bravely for a better today. So, today, the image of the younger generation of Komsomol members should be: united in struggle, hand in hand, and moving forward courageously! No difficulty can scare us Communists!"

"...!"

The smell hit me all at once.

The other support personnel were busy with their own duties, but this EVA pilot had just fought a massive monster, using it with flying colors. His combat prowess was unimaginable, leaving the opponent's small water almost helpless. He unleashed his ultimate attack, only to be chopped down into a human stick in a flash by Unit-01. Then, he acted like a tactical knife, cutting off all the opponent's escape routes. "Hey kid, you want to self-destruct?" — Before he did, Ikari had already killed the opponent, successfully thwarting his plot to destroy the city (that's the flavor).

The logistics staff were impressed by the young man's loud and passionate speech, but they also felt uncomfortable.

The people of District 11 know best what Japan's young generation is like. The second wave of the 00s, how many years has it been since then? Kaji Ryoji's younger brother was killed by the US military after he threw a can of military canned food. How many years has it taken District 11 to recover? The younger generation has quickly become decadent.

The logistics personnel are generally middle-aged people who have experienced the second wave. They are all the type who have a lot of hatred and resentment. After hearing what Xiao Ding said, and then thinking about the children of the same age in my family... Are the children educated in the Soviet Union better than themselves?

"Well, Shinji-kun is indeed a young man with ideas." But what does he have to do with me? - He's just my godson. Akagi Ritsuko nodded with some satisfaction, thinking that this young man was really a ball of fire...sexy...and he was driving her best friend crazy. "I can't celebrate with you today, I still have work. But I hope you can relax after the battle - come, I'll take you for a checkup..."

"It's okay, I feel fine." Xiao Ding patted his chest, then caressed the plug beside him affectionately, saying, "I'm falling more and more in love with this body that's like my iron mother. I want to clean it with the logistics staff. Please agree to my request. If there really is any reward, I hope it can be to continue working hard with the logistics staff! Please, Sister Ritsuko!"

Licking the biological mother, then licking the stepmother, enjoying the daily life of a dog licker every moment.

"..." Seeing Xiao Ikari's excited look, Akagi Ritsuko was suddenly... actually quite happy: "I'll give you half an hour. I really don't understand you, kid... Ah, I'll only wait for you for half an hour!"

"Yes, thank you, dear!" Xiao Ikari saluted happily, and then saluted Katsuragi as well.

Katsuragi was half UN military personnel, so he pretended to be serious and returned the military salute - it would have been better if he hadn't stuck out his tongue.

"You're not allowed to call me that in Japan!... Forget it, forget it." Looking at Ikari running away, Akagi Ritsuko muttered to herself with some emotion: "What a good child... Alas."

"Why?" Katsuragi beside him suddenly said in a low voice with a teasing smile: "You feel very approved of your future stepson? Ah, right, haven't you always liked him..."

"Captain Katsuragi Misato!—" Akagi Ritsuko first loudly scolded Katsuragi beside her, then lowered her voice and said, "So, do you want to be my daughter-in-law? Kneel down when you talk to me next time!"

"...Uh, haha, hahaha... Uh, I'm going to go back and wait for Xiaozhen for half an hour. I want him to come back on time. Oh, I have to go write the battle report first. I'm so busy, so busy~"

What a good child! After Katsuragi left, Akagi Ritsuko continued to talk to herself: "But we have to keep using him..."

No, it’s not certain who will take advantage of whom.