Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

111 The fierce battle with Misato was also won

Shinji Ikari won the fight without much trouble. It was a good thing Ikari didn't send Shinji in at the last minute, so Shinji Ikari still managed to do his job quite well.

Unit 01 completed the difficult task of stopping Brother Shuizi on the outskirts of the city.

War is never the theme, and what is enjoyed is never war itself - at least not for Ikari.

After the battle, Unit-01 still needed to be maintained. With an air of worshipping the God of All Machines, Ikari took various tools and worked with the logistics staff to wipe the feet of Unit-01.

It can be considered as washing my mother's feet.

My mother has been here for many years without any entertainment activities, and it is really boring for Old Ikari as a husband. But Little Ikari, as a son, can't let this happen, so Little Ikari wipes EVA while continuing to worship Ikari Yui as if he is continuing to worship the god of all things.

"I once had a mother. I was too young then to remember her voice, appearance, and smile—but in Unit-01, I seemed to feel a hint of the sweetness of a mother's love again... Ah, but that was a long time ago. I heard that she was the greatest person. Yes, I have always believed so. I don't blame her for leaving me when I was so young, really. But I have heard that she sacrificed herself for the light of all mankind. She is so great and inspires me, and I will do as she wished. I will firmly follow in her footsteps and fight for the liberation of all mankind with a resolute will!—Oh, having said so much, it's time for me to go."

Ikari muttered silently as he cleaned Unit-01. His expression was resolute—resolutely happy.

Licking my mom, please don't disturb me.

Finally, Ikari hugged Unit-01's right foot (men have left and women have right, so I'll choose the right foot) and kissed it fiercely. "I don't know if calling it that will help, ha... maybe it's just my own weird thoughts. - Dear mother, please bless me. Although I may not be able to go home, at least you will accompany me to the final iron tomb - Dear mother, goodbye, see you next time."

After licking, he turned around and left, not caring about whether the other party stayed or left. He was a hero among the lickers.

When he left, the monitoring personnel on the other side went crazy.

"Unit-01 started up on its own! — No, that's strange! It stopped again — No, eh? ...Is this a data error?"

"...Let Shinji-kun come up! Stop wiping!——" Ritsuko Akagi knew everything. To be honest, if Ikari hadn't brainwashed her, she would have doubted whether Ikari knew something.

At last.

Shinji Ikari walked all the way up.

Lick stepmother again.

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Finally, after a brief test, Ikari was released within half an hour because he had just finished a battle. After leaving, Ikari immediately went to find Ayanami to report the good news but not the bad news.

Finally, he returned home and found Katsuragi already waiting for the celebration party at home.

It was a very fulfilling evening.

Today, apart from hitting Mizuko-ge, I licked him from head to toe. After licking my biological mother, I licked my stepmother. After licking my stepmother, I licked my stepmother... uh, Ayanami. After licking Ayanami, I had to lick Katsuragi overnight.

Ikari Shinji is really tired.

He was so tired that he got up full of energy to go to school the next day, while Katsuragi got up tremblingly at noon the next day.

"Really...this is disgusting." Gently sniffing the lingering masculine scent on his body and glancing at the four used 0.01s beside him, Katsuragi was honestly puzzled: "Are boys really like this? Ah...ahem...young people really are...full of energy."

Katsuragi opened the 0.01 and took a look. The smell was so strong that he quickly threw it aside, wondering why, after evaporating overnight, even if it had turned into liquid in the plastic, it looked like there must be at least 20 ml of it.

This will kill people, right?

Katsuragi held his old waist and really couldn't understand why the world had become like this.

She was the dignified head of the Tactics Section 1, Lieutenant Misato Katsuragi! — and now she was reduced to a mere flesh toilet.

Ah, the key is that this flesh toilet of mine hasn't even beaten the other party yet! Now, after being the Chief of Tactics Section 1 and a Captain of the United Nations, I can't even be a flesh toilet for a 14-year-old boy?

"Katsuragi Misato, Katsuragi Misato, how did you become like this?" Looking at myself in the mirror, I honestly felt quite confident! Although I was already 29, I looked like I was in my twenties, right? It should be... indistinguishable, right?

Even though I have a little extra fat on my belly now, I can still pull off a short skirt easily... well, maybe I need to buy a slightly larger size. Anyway, as a 29-year-old woman, I shouldn't be unable to defeat a 14-year-old boy, right?

Even if I can't win, I shouldn't lose so miserably, right?

"Sigh..." I had to admit, I was very happy—both mentally and physically. But just as I felt a slight physical fatigue, I also felt a bit like I, as an adult, had taken advantage of someone too much.

"Ding-ling-ling-ling——"

Just when Misato Katsuragi was still taking a bath.

The cell phone suddenly rang - Katsuragi picked up his iPhone 6s Plus - this year's new model, which Katsuragi bought with a loan.

"Moshimoshi?... Ah, Ritsuko..."

"Why didn't you come to work again today? I'll deduct your salary!"

"Um... sorry, sorry. Um... I celebrated with Shinji-kun for a bit too long last night. Um... sorry..."

"...You pervert, I get it," Ritsuko said, noting she'd already witnessed her best friend's crushing defeat by a muscular young man. She then sneered, "You're an adult, and not only do you have no respect for your dignity, you can't even defeat him physically?—Humph, Shinji-kun always goes to school on time."

"Uh... this young man is indeed... young." Katsuragi was a little embarrassed, a little annoyed and angry: "Besides, didn't you ask me to... maintain a relationship with him! Hey, damn woman, you're not calling me in a crowded place, are you?"

"I'm in my office, I still have some dignity."

"That's more like it... Wait, you mean I don't want..."

"Hmph, I don't know if you have any shame, but you're pretty lucky—besides, wasn't this my request? Didn't you hug Shinji-kun on the first day you returned to Japan?"

"Ugh!——" Unable to refute: "Ah...Okay, Ritsuko, are you here to cause trouble for me? I'm hanging up."

"Nothing. I called you for another reason. Listen carefully." Ritsuko suddenly sighed and said, "I'm not from the logistics department. I just wanted to ask you - what do you usually say to Shinji-kun?"

"Ah? Nothing was said... Well, eat well, sleep well, and rest well... Uh... You don't want to hear what's said on the bed, do you? Hey, that's too perverted..."

"Tsk, who wants to hear that?" "You said so many words like 'suki' and 'auntie washing the railway' last night, I didn't hesitate to criticize you! You're a 30-year-old woman, and you believed everything the boy said sweet nothings to you? It's not enough for you to give up your body, you're giving up your soul too?

Tsk! Seeing you happy makes me feel worse than my current misfortune.

"--Today, someone from the Intelligence Department wrote me a letter. It wasn't anything special, but Shinji-kun was asked in class today if he was an EVA pilot, and he answered yes. The students excitedly surrounded him. Then he lectured on Marxist-Leninist theory for the entire class! - Several students in his class were fooled into falling apart... No, their entire class became famous! Someone from the Intelligence Department asked me to pay attention and asked if they could get Shinji-kun to tone it down a bit."

"...That's tough. You're not asking me to persuade him, are you?" Katsuragi placed his phone next to the bathtub and turned it on loudly, sinking into the water to show his helplessness. "You know the environment he grew up in, and he still has Soviet citizenship. You..."

"Oh, and this is the second thing I want to tell you—someone from the Intelligence Department asked me to tell you. The Soviet Embassy has sent someone to contact Shinji-kun—and this time it's not just NEVR, but people from the Self-Defense Forces and the authorities have also come, telling us to be careful!"

"Uh...how should I pay attention?"

"Just pay attention to it daily - and the one who's in contact with Shinji-kun is a blonde from the Soviet Union, with a thinner waist, bigger breasts, taller stature, and looks better than you... hmph. She's a big sister who's no less attractive than you, and is no worse than you in every way -"

"!!! That guy Shinji Ikari cheated on me!?"

"Hehehe...are you finally anxious?"

"...Who's anxious?! I just... Tsk."

"No—that guy Shinji Ikari wasn't seduced by that Swallow the least bit. This surprised me. I thought he was just a 14-year-old boy obsessed with sex. I didn't expect... this guy really wouldn't touch anyone except you? This is easy to deal with—hey, why don't you work overtime tonight."

"? ...Can I ask for a day off? That guy, that guy... is quite powerful. Of course, I'm not afraid of him, but... today is not a good time..."

"Miri, do you visit relatives 30 days a month? --Be a prostitute for the country, you should be honored! Besides, don't you like Xiaozhen very much? If you don't like her, it will be useless no matter how much I force you, right? Don't be so ungrateful! That's it -- or, how about I go to your house today?"

"!!! Ritsuko?! Don't you only like his dad?"

"...Miri, I'll kill you, okay?" The voice suddenly took a sharp turn.

"Uh... I'm sorry. I mean..." Although it was only his voice, he was already kneeling in the bathtub begging for mercy.

"Hmph! - Today is to celebrate Shinji-kun's victory - By the way, don't cook. I can't afford it -"

112 I have decided that you will be my stepmother

"What did you say?" Xiao Ding was a little confused. He didn't quite understand: "You said Sister Ritsuko is coming to our house tonight?"

"Yes, little bastard—I've given you a day off today." Misato Katsuragi, who had just gotten up at noon, finally came to her senses by the evening. She personally drove her blue sports car to pick up Shinji Ikari from school.

Basically everyone saw Shinji Ikari and his heroic and beautiful supercar-driving sister.

But few people know that Shinji Ikari secretly agreed to repay a small portion of the loan to his lover - the price, well, how much do you think Katsuragi is worth? In the eyes of little Ikari, it seems priceless.

"Get in the car, let's go home."

"Ikari-kun!—No, Ikari-sensei!"

Oh my, fate, ahh. Survival, ahh!

Kensuke Aida and Touji Suzuhara suddenly jumped out from the side.

"This big sister is...!!!"

"Oh, let me introduce you." Shinji Ikari glanced at Suzuhara Touji and Aida Kensuke, who looked like bulls in heat, smiled, and introduced them. "I don't know what the Japanese government thinks, but I'm old enough in Japan to kill someone, but I can't live alone. This is my current legal guardian, and I live with her—First Lieutenant Misato Katsuragi. Oh, Sister Misato, this is Kensuke Aida, and this is Suzuhara Touji."

"Ah, Captain! Hello!" Kensuke Aida gave a standard Japanese (American) military salute.

"Oh, Misato-sister..."

"Yeah." Xiao Ikari nodded, and then subconsciously pushed away Kensuke Aida and Touji Suzuhara who were trying to get closer.

"Sorry, we have an appointment." Xiao Ikari waved his hand directly, and in front of Katsuragi's surprised eyes, he took Katsuragi's arm and said, "Well, we'll excuse ourselves."

"Eh? Mr. Ikari? Mr. Ikari, please don't leave yet? We still have... cough cough cough."

Xiao Ikari opened the car door and made a gesture of invitation in front of Katsuragi's somewhat amused look.

"Why, let me sit in the passenger seat? This is my car, huh?" Katsuragi said as he walked over to the passenger seat and got in. "You're still underage, how can you drive?"

"I can drive an EVA, but not a car? Don't worry, even though it's a supercar, I can drive anything with wheels. The one who taught me how to drive was a comrade from the Alpha Team." Ikari smiled as he helped Katsuragi into the car, then got in the driver's seat himself. "Well, let's go. If Ritsuko-san comes to our house... will you treat us?"

"Ah, yes—get some fast food."

"Well...about food." Xiao Ding said with a guilty conscience: "I have learned a few Chinese dishes from my Chinese comrades. Do you want to try them?"

"? Xiaozhen, you actually know Chinese food?"

"Hehehe - let's go buy some ingredients. I can cook both Chinese and Russian food - since we're celebrating the elimination of an 'Apostle', let's bake a cake."

I watched as Xiao Ding stepped on the accelerator and the sports car sped away from the campus.

"KUSO! I'm so envious!" Suzuhara Touji was drooling. He held his heart with both hands, his expression as if he was enjoying a delicious wine. "If I had a girlfriend like this, I would rather live ten years less... no, twenty years!"

"Stop dreaming." Kensuke Aida smacked his lips, his expression full of envy and jealousy: "Unless we can save the world too, why? Is it because of some brainless god or idiot's will that we can cheat? Sigh... I also want to drive that giant robot. But I can't..."

"Well, that's not necessarily true. If Mr. Ikari retires that day, maybe we can fill in and drive that large robot. If we fill in, maybe that big sister will be..."

"? Are you trying to matchmake? You're not the only man in the world. Why should the position of NEVR commander be limited to you two?" Suddenly, the squad leader, Hikaru Tomori, grabbed Suzuhara Touji's ear and said, "Go home after school! Stop looking around here! If you really want to have the ability of Ikari Shinji-kun, go read the works of Marx and Lenin first, and then go spend ten years under fire! Maybe someone will want you!"

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"Welcome, dear Sister Ritsuko—Добропожаловать!"

At this point, there was essentially no dirty talk or disagreement between Ikari Shinji and Akagi Ritsuko. When, for some reason, I was forced to, or rather, took the initiative to, mess with Ikari Gendō, that would be the beginning of the rift between me and Akagi Ritsuko.

So now, while I have nothing to do, I will take the initiative to improve my relationship. I won’t have to resort to violence in the future.

Although it is not known why, scientists are often shot with a .45!

When I opened the door of Katsuragi's house, I suddenly saw Shinji Ikari walking towards me with a piece of cake.

"Uh..." He didn't expect to receive such a grand welcome. He looked at Katsuragi behind Ikari. Akagi shook his head. This intellectual and beautiful older sister, at this moment, thought about what he should do... "Thank you, Shinji-kun."

He picked up a piece of cake and took a bite: "Hmm, it's delicious."

"Do you like it? I made it especially for you, dear Ritsuko-sister." Ikari smiled and bowed, like a courteous cowherd: "Please come in, I'm so happy to know you're here."

"Uh... okay." Ritsuko Akagi cursed in her heart, milk, top, young, dog!

Why have I no such luck!—Not even one old dog.

"Hey, Misato—I've known you for so many years." Xiao Ikari took off her coat attentively. After changing her shoes at the entrance, Akagi Ritsuko complained with emotion: "When have you ever greeted me like this?"

"Ah, Ritsuko—why are you so emotional? I'm not a gigolo, why should I be so nice to you? Don't you get this service when you go to a gigolo bar?"

"That's different...and could you please not talk about this now?"

"Well, I'm not going anyway..." Humph, I'm very self-disciplined.

"Then those you bought..." With a glance, I know those Godzilla monsters you bought!

"Okay, okay, let's eat together." Misato quickly pulled Ritsuko aside and opened a can of beer and handed it to her.

"Hmm? Oh...it's really great." Suddenly, her eyes lit up and Ritsuko Akagi perked up as she looked at the dishes on the table. "I just smelled it at the entrance - it's so good, it's not Misato's cooking!"

"Ah, Ritsuko, what do you mean?"

"You're the kind of person who even makes fast food taste weird... So, was this made by Shinji-kun? It couldn't have been made by Pian-pian?" Pian-pian, the penguin that was supposed to have a background setting but ended up being useless because the script flew off to the sky—Ritsuko walked over to the low table and sat down: "Shinji-kun... I'm going to dig up the dead country!"

"It's okay - Oh, there is another dish that needs to be cooked and eaten immediately. Please wait a moment, I prepared it specially for you." As a stepmother, of course she had to treat her well. Xiao Ding ran to the kitchen to cook -

Generally speaking, the living room and kitchen in a Japanese home are connected.

But even in Misato Katsuragi, nestled in the inner city of Tokyo-3, a cosmopolitan metropolis, one could afford a UN-issued house starting at a minimum of 200 square meters! A proper three-bedroom, two-living room apartment with a three-part bathroom with separate wet and dry areas, a storage room, and a large balcony with floor-to-ceiling windows!

"...You're lucky, aren't you?" Akagi Ritsuko looked at the table full of food: "This is..."

"Oh, these are dishes I learned from my Chinese comrades. Meili likes spicy food, and I heard you like it too—so I chose Sichuan cuisine." To be precise, there are only a few dishes that Japanese people like: "Mapo Tofu, Sweet and Sour Pork, Fish-Fragrant Shredded Pork, Kung Pao Chicken... Misato said it was a bit strange for a Soviet person like me to cook Chinese food, so I made a cake to welcome you and thank you for developing EVA. It's really great!"