Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Ikari had no intention of killing them. After all, he had to stay in this area—if he didn't, none of these guys would survive. I had no problem killing the enemy on the battlefield, but during my downtime, I'd kill any spy I saw.

Soon, the Japanese police came to clean up the mess.

116 Kirishima Mana is given away for free, there are still two days left

Ko Ikari enjoys special immunity with the highest authority. Although he is a mercenary, he is a special mercenary of NERV, an organization under the United Nations.

So when Xiao Ikari took out his Soviet Communist Party membership card, military officer card, and NERV work card.

He didn't even put away his gun. The 14-year-old boy sat under the parasol in the cafe, threw his cigarette butt into his coffee, took the remaining bottle of wine from a customer and poured himself a glass, sat with his legs crossed, and watched the 11th District police officer who came over to talk to him, even saluting and bowing.

A swarm of NERV guys, wearing sunglasses, rushed in to clean up their mess, making the police seem like a liability. The surrounding area was cordoned off, and I was sure all my online information would be deleted soon. Oh, and those unfortunate people lying on the ground had already been dragged away. I guess Zhan Zi couldn't afford to lose face, but the feud had already been "secretly" formed.

Several female police officers came over and persuaded Kirishima Mana, who was crying but unwilling to leave, to leave.

"Hello." Without even saying his name, a man in black from NERV came over and greeted Shinji Ikari: "Please follow us back."

They didn't even ask why the shooting happened, because that's not what the intelligence department does.

"Didn't you tell me to continue resting?" Ikari Shinji was very puzzled. "I thought I could have two more cups... Ah, never mind, you should ask Ritsu... Um, Dr. Akagi, should I continue to obey her orders or turn to obey yours?"

"...Please follow me."

"Okay." I understood. It must be old Ikari's administrative order that overrides Akagi Ritsuko's technical order.

"Wait, wait a minute..." Just then, something incredible happened—Kirishima Mana, still working, ran away from the policewomen with tears in her eyes. She must have been crying while listening to Ikari's conversation. Now, she ran over to Ikari with a classic Japanese woman's gait.

With a speed that dazzled even NERV's intelligence department, he quickly grabbed Ikari's hand.

"Although, although I don't know who you are. But, but... wuwuwu... thank... thank you for saving me. I will always be grateful to you, kind brother. I... how can I thank you..."

Oh, look at this.

"It's okay." Ikari Shinji waved his hand lightly and said bluntly: "This is what I should do. If it weren't in Japan, four bullets would have blown them off in the head! Okay, don't worry about it."

A straight man like this is still discussing headshots at a time like this! — Kirishima Mana felt that the difficulty of this mission was no longer epic, it was clearly hellish. Is it really possible to give it away for free?

"Okay, although we may never meet again," Kirishima Mana hesitated for a moment, thinking that they would probably meet tomorrow at school. Then, with lightning speed, she gently kissed Shinji Ikari on the cheek.

The girl kissed, honestly, this is really too beautiful...

"Snapped!"

Shinji Ikari grabbed the other person's quick, accurate and fierce kiss and pinched the other person's cheeks directly - the face was really small and beautiful, but it was a pity that it was pinched into a funny character at this moment.

"I heard from the Japanese woman I like that a kiss from a Japanese woman is very important and can't be given casually to strangers." Xiao Ikari said with a serious expression: "We will never meet again in the future. It's meaningless. Well, save it for someone you really like in the future - baka baka."

Xiao Ikari said goodbye in Russian for the last time and turned away.

Kirishima Mana, who was completely defeated this time, threw the handkerchief in his hand fiercely: "Baka Baka? Baka Baka? - You are the real Baka!"

Off to the side, the NERV spies remained silent—understandably so. A few policewomen quickly came over to offer comfort, and this time, Kirishima Mana felt like crying. A beauty of her caliber, while not world-shattering, was at least the type worth keeping, right?

Can’t you just give it away for free?

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Sure enough, not long after that, Ko Ikari was directly "sent" to Misato Katsuragi's office.

The order was given by old Ikari himself - his own son killed four people in the street.

Although he didn't die, he had his gun drawn.

That technology is much more advanced than Japan's No. 1 male gunner. Everyone was shot in the knees. It is estimated that they can only rely on artificial knees to survive in the future.

At the request of the Japanese government, the local police immediately lodged the strongest protest.

Then he was suppressed by Old Ikari——

"Shinji-kun, did you draw your gun?"

"Yes, they drew their swords. Although I was confident I could kill them in a knife fight, I had a burden with me. The girl was screaming and hugging my waist, which was very annoying! - So I had to draw my gun and shoot. I shot at their kneecaps, don't worry."

"Humph……"

Long before Ikari returned, Katsuragi had already watched the video of Ikari's performance. In the video, Ikari did "perform" well, and he didn't have any physical reaction to the beautiful girl who hugged him, and even directly rejected the final "kiss".

"Why, a girl likes you, and you're not happy?"

"From a materialistic point of view, humans are nothing more than a lump of anxious flesh." Shinji Ikari shook his head calmly and continued in the manner of a high monk, "However, from our point of view: because of lofty ideals, this lump of flesh has a soul. Lofty ideals are not limited to achieving the liberation of all mankind - on a personal level, I think love is also important. Maybe there are people who like me, maybe not - but that has nothing to do with me. I only have it with the people I love..."

"Okay, okay, I didn't ask you to say that! Just answer my questions honestly!" Misato Katsuragi slammed the table and immediately stopped Shinji Ikari from speaking.

I'm almost moved by what I said! No, facial expressions should be fine, right?

I'm 29 years old, and I'm being bullied like this by a jerk who's 15 years younger than me! It's... shameful! So shameful! Hee... ahem! Shameful!

"Go back and write a self-criticism... It doesn't have to be too long, just one page will do." Katsuragi Misato scratched her head and said, "I asked you to come back so you wouldn't get tangled up in weird things again! Seriously, you actually pulled out a gun when you ran into some thugs. In theory, your gun should be confiscated..."

"I think NERV's intelligence agency is doing something wrong. They confiscated my gun. What should I do if I encounter someone with a knife? Will the NERV people rush out to solve the problem for me immediately?"

"...Then take it with you. It's not that you're wrong this time. You're very important. We will prevent this from happening again." Sighing, Katsuragi Misato said, "Then, you can go back..."

"Where can I go? Home?"

"You're still on vacation...why don't you hang out at headquarters?"

"Will you accompany me?"

"...Stupid, I'm still working!" I actually want to go home right now! What you just said...

"Well... never mind. It's the same everywhere."

Katsuragi:......! ! !

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The next day at school, the apostles came in the afternoon.

According to Xiao Ikari's idea, he wanted to wait at NERV today - but was forced by Akagi Ritsuko to go to school to "relax".

really.

"Ah!" As soon as Shinji Ikari walked into the classroom today, he heard an exclamation.

Then came the classic line, "It's you! You saved my brother yesterday!"

……

Shinji Ikari was born on June 6th.

The setting collection for Kirishima Mana said it was April, but I forgot the exact date.

You are really awesome, you come up and call me brother?

It is true that: shallow waters are full of turtles, and when they go out, they are all big brothers. They are not social people, but they only talk about social studies.

"Ah..." Shinji Ikari didn't say anything yet.

"Huh?!" Everyone in the class became excited.

The boys were fine, but the girls didn't know what had touched that chord. After a classic Japanese cry of surprise, they immediately surrounded... Kirishima Mana.

He had just transferred in and had walked straight into the classroom without following any formalities. I guess he was just trying to create a fait accompli and start a mass offensive.

Ah, you capitalist dogs, you are still very capable.

"What's going on?"

"Is he your brother?"

"Saved you? What happened?"

Then Kirishima Mana started the strategy that many people had helped her think of yesterday.

After a day of recovery, Kirishima Mana regained her composure. Honestly, her first impression of Ikari Shinji was fantastic—seduce someone like that, surely that's better than seducing a middle-aged, bald, paedophile, a pervert with a big belly?

What do you think the Strategic Self-Defense Force is? After the Second Charge, they secretly raised countless young soldiers. Kirishima Mana was a pilot who switched to the Intelligence Division. I thought I'd made a killing by seducing such a beautiful boy, but yesterday I discovered he's the ultimate invincible, straight steel—no, it's not steel, it's special steel! It's made of vibranium!

So Kirishima Mana began to create a fait accompli.

The beautiful expectations for the beautiful boy at the beginning were gone, and instead the competitive business mood prevailed.

Although it is said that those who sell themselves out are not too willing, but if you find that the client has paid and you are still indifferent, it means you are disrespecting my business standards.

Kirishima Mana's face is now red, and she is very shy as she talks about Shinji Ikari's "heroic rescue of the beauty" yesterday. Of course, it is basically a beautification of her subjective will.

"When I was most helpless, he protected me. When I was in the most pain, he was the only one by my side. When I hold him, it's like I have the whole world again - at this time, I feel that even in the greatest suffering, it won't be a problem - because he is by my side." Kirishima Mana's words instantly triggered a wave of emotion from the girls around her.

That kind of particularly artificial Japanese emotion - but it is still emotion.

"At that time, I thought we would never have the chance to meet again - but I didn't expect that we would have the chance to be together again today! This must be God's arrangement! -"

"Then you may be disappointed." Shinji Ikari responded directly to this straight shot.

Oh, it's destined to be a waste, why should I be nice to you? --Besides... I was cheated so badly last week! Fortunately, you regained some of my favor last week.

"As for saving her, I'm the one piloting the EVA. If I want to repay her, wouldn't I be able to choose any woman in Tokyo-3? So this is wrong and unnecessary. You should be looking forward. On the contrary, capitalism's public security and the development of citizens' ideology and morality..."

No! We can't let the other party lead us by the nose!

Kirishima Mana decisively used...

"Souna (Why is this happening)..." Feeling aggrieved - to be honest, this is a true expression of my feelings, it's really fucking aggrieved.

"Ikari Shinkikun!" The class monitor stood up. He was a student named Hikaru Tomu who had a very strong sense of justice.

In a certain official dimension, she also has an affair with Shinji Ikari.

At this moment, she bluntly called Ikari Shinji's full name and said unhappily, "Kirishima-san simply wanted to repay you. If you don't like it, it would be fine, but you're still making excuses! Now you've made a girl cry, don't you know how to comfort her?"

"Chinese comrades say that women hold up half the sky." Xiao Ikari looked at the other person with red eyes from crying, and thought to himself, how can he be an intelligence officer with such acting skills?

If you go across the sea and become an actor, won’t you hammer all the young handsome guys?

How could he know that the other party was really feeling aggrieved—feeling aggrieved for some unknown reason, perhaps because... some reason.

"Women and men are the same, they are..."

"Shinji-kun! - Never mind. It just so happens that Kirishima-san just transferred here today. You can show her around!" Hikaru Tomokazu walked up to Ikari-kun step by step, then pushed Ikari Shinji to the side in front of Kirishima Mana...

No push.

Fortunately, Kirishima Manami was not afraid of giving things away for nothing, and she jumped in as soon as she saw the opportunity.

"No, I don't blame you...ah, Ikari Shinji-kun, huh? Great, can I call you Shinji-kun?"

"Whatever, as long as you don't call me comrade." Ikari Shinji nodded, because comradeship is mutual. "I'm indeed too indifferent to you, because it really doesn't matter much. Don't take these things to heart, this is what we Communists do - Okay, let's go, I'll take you to visit the infrastructure of our school, you have to follow."

"Eh? Okay... Eh? Wait a minute... In preparation for the transfer, I made some cookies for all the students. Shinji-kun, would you like to try some?"

“…”You really work hard, don’t you?

Of course, after Ikari Shinji slowed down and showed a more friendly attitude, Kirishima Mana was almost crying - it finally worked.

It's like you're fixing a computer that won't turn on no matter how hard you try, and finally you can barely turn it on - if a machine can PUA you into founding the Mechanicus, what about a living person?

However, the next three sentences were about EVA.

"Shinji-kun, I heard that you are the pilot of that giant weapon? Shikoku Einai, I really like you more and more."

"This kind of liking is a kind of personal heroism and is not worthy of praise." Xiao Ikari began his speech.

Kirishima Mana on the side acted in admiration, cursing in her heart a thousand times and still had to listen to the devilish voice of Ko Ikari's ideology.

"So, Shinji-kun, what's inside that big robot?"

"It's a military secret, I can't disclose it." Xiao Ikari directly shuts you up.

"That's annoying! There aren't any secrets out there. Why are you making it so secretive?" Kirishima Mana was a professional, so she certainly wouldn't give up. "But it's okay if you don't want to talk about it. Let's go. Hey, I heard from a girl in your class...you seem to be really into keeping in shape."

As she spoke, Kirishima Mana gently touched Shinji Ikari's abdomen.

Once the gender is changed, the number of clicks exceeds 100 million.

I had actually felt it yesterday when I hugged Shinji Ikari's waist. This seemingly slender boy had ridiculously strong abdominal muscles. Not a trace of fat... This was also why I couldn't let go of him when I hugged him yesterday.

Hey, we're all living creatures, we all have a love for beauty, we're all 14 years old, we all have hormones surging—we're all from the lower class, so who's looking down on who? Who's better than who?

"You are really great." Men just can't admit that they are not good enough. On the contrary, women make men "great" and "good"

"The country is dead" is always on his lips, which is the strongest offensive force: "With such strong self-control, the country is dead, more dead than most men."

"Well, I want to live for two more years." Ikari Shinji nodded, then said: "If you asked your classmates, you know I'm a mercenary, right?"

"Yes, I know—I've even gotten to know you a little better. So impressive! Fighting for the liberation of humanity all over the world! You Communists are truly amazing!"