Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Ah!

The password is correct!

"If you say so..." Shinji Ikari unconsciously smiled, and his tone softened a lot: "Yes, we Communists are fighting for these things in every corner of the world. But I am nothing alone -"

"Tell me more about you two." Kirishima Mana also felt that she had guessed the password, and immediately hugged Shinji Ikari's arm - but when she felt unhappy, she threw away his arm and hugged his waist directly.

I won’t let go of my abdominal muscles once I touch them.

——What's wrong? Yes, I'm on a mission!

But I can also do this task! It doesn’t have to be painful to do it!

"I like to hear you tell me your stories."

"Then! It all begins with a Jewish family on May 5, 1818."

117 Old Ikari, you are plotting against me!

"Why is there so much oppression? When I came to Japan, I discovered that outside of the international metropolises, many people here don't have enough to eat. Looking online in Japan, I see countless young people addicted to the internet, and countless people starving. The Second Impact! What a tragic human disaster! What a despicable bureaucracy! At a time when all of humanity needs to work together, Japan focuses on building cities and completely ignores the countryside. Half of Japan's land has sunk to the sea, and more than half of its 120 million people have died. Of the remaining 60 million, 10 million still don't have enough to eat, and 30 million remain in small-scale farming! Is this justified? No, it's all the fault of capitalism. They don't care about the lives of the people at all!"

Ikari Shinji skirt!Six,Nine!#!④:Nine'Three?⑥'One'③:Five?He became more and more excited as he spoke, and he was also observing secretly.

What does it mean to remember the suffering of the class, what does it mean to gather blood and tears of hatred? Once the class grievances begin, everyone's psychological defenses will be broken in an instant.

"I heard that during the Second Impact, countless men committed crimes out of hunger, women sold themselves out of hunger, and children became toys for the rich because of hunger! I fought in capitalist countries for four years and witnessed countless human tragedies: government inaction, the numbness of the lower classes, the monopoly of multinational corporations, and the bloodshed of capitalism. The child prostitute I saw in the village of the Second Impact had given birth to her child 10 years later, and now she has become the same child prostitute. Children cannot decide their own fate, and state institutions are useless! - None of this is right! We Communists will never allow these disgusting products of corruption to oppress the masses for their own benefit, yet they keep saying this is sacred freedom! We hanged the king, but we have to salute the capitalists? No, we must go further and eliminate the tyranny of capitalism. The world belongs to the people!"

Anyway.

Kirishima Mana was quite pleasant to listen to, not as brainwashed as I'd imagined. The main reason was that after Shinji Ikari explained the basic premise, he jumped right into the story. It was a fragmented arrangement, and since I already knew Kirishima Mana's true identity—forget the theories and just go for the personal attacks.

You're a 2nd-level orphan. I'm telling you how hard it is for 2nd-level orphans! How miserable! The military government is inhumane, and the capitalists are starving people to death. Disaster relief saves half, but the other half goes to hell. Could 2nd-level orphans kill half the world's population in the first place? Of course not. How come there are only a little over a billion people left next door? You really lost half your population, and you're still turning around? How come the Shanghai next door was saved, but your Tokyo sank in an instant?

Of course, Kirishima Mana mainly displays the basic moral integrity of a girl from District 11.

I have no fucking interest in it, but I still have to make sounds like "Eh~", "Dead country~", "Red bean paste?", "Wusu~", etc. Although they are artificial, they are the official basic communication methods of District 11.

"Sbaracine..." He was a little tempted, but how could a child who had gone through so much pain be persuaded in such an organization with just a few words? Besides, the Soviet Union was pretty weak, already an imperialist power. It was no longer the era when they could say whatever they wanted and do whatever they wanted.

"Hey, Shinji-kun." Another thing is that he hugged Shinji's abdominal muscles, which felt good.

Max in "2 Broke Girls" can hug her boyfriend's abs and completely ignore the fact that he is a scumbag; Penny in "The Big Bang Theory" can completely accept that her boyfriend is an idiot because of his abs.

Of course, it can't be pointed out - otherwise they will break up immediately.

In some ways, whether a woman is a bitch isn't defined by her lust. However, whether or not they're lustful is definitely determined by their DNA. So, if you meet a handsome guy with eight-pack abs, you might still be willing to accept that he's an idiot.

Some people can even hang Aqua. (But the Monkey King from the next door "Dumb Girl" is a bit difficult, even after taking medicine.)

"I want to see where you fight..."

"? That's easy." Shinji Ikari acted like a teachable child and said, "Although it's hard to buy plane tickets to places like Lebanon, Afghanistan, and Syria..."

"..." What we said is not quite right, right? "No, I want to see where you are fighting now. Well, actually, actually... I have always been... Don't laugh at me."

Blushing, she uttered something that would have even the most otakus buzzing. Kirishima Mana brought out the specialized knowledge she'd memorized yesterday: "I've been a fan of Robert Downey Jr.'s anime forever! Please, just let me take a look..."

"This is confidential. This is absolutely impossible. There is no room for negotiation."

"Search that..." Why... Kirishima Mana sighed inwardly, then pinched her thigh hard and started crying: "I like it so much... Just one look, okay? Besides, it's mainly because Shinji-kun is in it, I want to see Shinji-kun's heroic performance..."

"Then read the newspaper. I'll be leaving Japan next year and heading to South America or South Asia. If I'm dead, there should be an obituary. If I'm still alive, there should be news of victory."

Fuck, so hardcore?

Kirishima Mana had worked before coming here.

I knew what kind of person Shinji Ikari was, and what kind of person he was. He'd experienced similar things since childhood, even worse, in fact. He'd been kidnapped during the Second Charge, and spent almost his entire childhood as a Boy Scout. While I trained in Japan, he trained in Siberia. When I was ten, I was still taking theory classes. Even the tacit training of District 11's Boy Scouts was lame, rife with oppression among trainers and bullying among trainees.

Shinji Ikari was 10 years old? He was already massacring Afghanistan. At 12, he was fighting guerrilla warfare in South Asia. At 14, he had already fought guerrilla warfare in xxx for a year and achieved considerable success.

"Shinji-kun, please don't be like this... Actually, actually... si... si... suki..."

"Hmm? What do you like?"

Shouldn't I ask "What are you talking about?" at this point? Why are your ears so good?

"I said... I like you! I don't want to be separated from you! You are so handsome, cute, great, and a hero who protected me! - Please, I want to be with you, forever!"

You really don’t want to say that.

If this is the ending, it would definitely be a good ending for Kirishima Mana.

In the Boy Scouts of the Warlords, she's just consumable material, at best, for the Intelligence Division. If she were to be picked up by a pedophile one day, that would be considered a blessing. It's also possible that she'd be tortured to death by that perverted pedophile. This is Area 11 after the second attack, even more perverted than the normal version. If this could help Shinji Ikari, becoming his wife a decade later, or even remaining his companion—that would definitely be a hidden plot, a relatively GE ending!

"What a shame, I can't do that—I've already pledged my life to my country, so it's hard for me to pledge my life to you." Ikari Shinji shook his head bluntly, saying, "Besides, I already have someone I like."

"!!!" So direct? Kirishima Mana understood the toughness of the steely straight man in front of her... But it was good, at least he was an infatuated type: "Then, then can I at least like you silently? I, I really... like you too much."

With the high-explosive bombs bombarding this place in turns, ordinary men would have fallen long ago.

"Yes, but I can say that there is no result for us. If it is just a play between children, then you can do whatever you want - give up."

"No, no!" As if in anger, Kirishima Mana gently let go of Ikari Shinji's waist, and then silently grabbed his hand: "You rejected me once, you absolutely cannot refuse me again this time! As a woman, I also have self-respect! I know what I like, you can't be so domineering that I can't like you, right?"

In the beginning, that was definitely the task of capitalists.

Now there's some personal emotion involved.

Gently kissing Shinji Ikari on the face, Kirishima Mana blushed and said, "When we become adults... No, when you change your mind one day, we can continue with adult matters. For now, we'll just stay like this..."

Ordinary male high school students would have already fallen for her.

"Ding, ding, ding—" Suddenly, a voice rang out over the radio. Immediately, a voice came from the loudspeaker: "Ikari Shinji, Class 2-A, please come to the principal's office immediately. I repeat, Class 2-A..."

The timing is quite accurate.

The fourth angel, the Angel of Day, arrived as promised.

Xiao San Shuizige came on June 22, the summer solstice.

(By the way, Ikari just turned 14 on his birthday on June 6th, and Asuka’s birthday is in December, so she was only 13 and a half when she came to Japan in August.)

Xiao Si, the Day Angel, came on July 14th, and more than three weeks have passed.

"Sorry, I have to go fight." Ikari Shinji wanted to turn around and run.

"Eh!?" Holy shit, your fighting skills are pretty high? Are you going to jump up and run right now? "Please, please wait a moment—or at least take my blessing with you..."

I haven’t given you the mini camera yet!

"Nothing can be brought into the cockpit."

"Then..." At least to make his presence felt, he gently kissed Shinji Ikari on the cheek again: "I wish you a long and prosperous military career."

"Okay, thank you." That's fine, sugar-coated and eaten. No one saw it, so Katsuragi probably wouldn't get jealous.

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"Shinji-kun—you're finally here."

Misato Katsuragi took over the tactical command immediately, but she was still not the commander-in-chief.

On the side, the Strategic Self-Defense Force is still fighting desperately.

In the desperate resistance, senior commanders of the command and control units died, as did ordinary members of the command and control units.

"Yes!" Ikari Shinji saluted Katsuragi and Old Ikari and Fuyutsuki behind him, then said, "Soviet Colonel Ikari Shinji, reporting to you! We are ready to attack at any time. Please give your instructions!"

"..." Hmm, even translated into Japanese, it still has a communist flavor. Katsuragi returned the greeting with a feigned solemnity, then said, "Courtesy done, at ease! — Okay, the moving object detected by optical vision has intruded into territorial waters. All personnel have entered the first combat readiness sequence — the target has been reconfirmed as an Angel — the containment of the entire city has begun. So, Shinji-kun, what are your thoughts on this operation?"

"I……"

Shinji Ikari looked at the "Apostle" in front of him.

"Suizi" is the same as last week. As the third Apostle, his combat power is... well, so-so. He's a training ground for Xiao Ding in the Novice Village, so clearly he's not that strong. Damn cheats—Xiao Kai doesn't count, Xiao Tou doesn't count.

Shinji Ikari's evaluation of Mizuko is just one word: bad. (I have great respect for Jack Ai)

But although San Mizuko is gone, the angel of day four left a very deep impression on Xiao Ding.

"? He's different from the apostle I saw last time." Shinji Ikari was stunned for a long time.

It's different from last week's episode! Last week's episode was just like a little crayfish floating in the sky... Oh, and there were tentacles on both hands, but they were very hot.

this time?

I don't know why this time, maybe it's a variable difficulty level? This "little crayfish" has become "Lobster Brother," and the entire apostle is covered in what looks like heavy armor, and the S2 chest mechanism seems to have gained some protection - specifically, it's invisible.

It is completely different from the beginning when it was like "streaking" and telling you "come and hit me". This time, there are protective measures like a power angel.

"Yes, it looks much more difficult than last time." Akagi Ritsuko gave her professional opinion: "Look--"

"Boom boom—crack! Bang!"

Off to the side, the image displayed on the giant projection screen began to vibrate violently—there was a violent explosion in the air; an N2 mine had exploded right at the landing zone! The cameras were completely destroyed, but in less than a second, other cameras switched—the smoke cleared… No, it was Lobster Brother who had passed through the smoke, and this time, "Lobster Brother" hadn't even been injured.

"Our enemy has clearly grown stronger—Shinji-kun, your task has become more difficult. It's a pity that Ayanami can't fight yet..."

"It's okay, let Ayanami have a good rest." Ikari Shinji said softly: "I will deal with this monster - but before that, are there any tactical reminders?"

"Uh..." The unnamed head of the Tactics Section was stunned for a moment before saying, "Based on our experience from the last battle, it's best to start with a long-range attack. Neutralize the AT-FIELD—let's launch a tentative attack first. If it doesn't work once, we'll try again!"

"If possible, I hope to resolve this battle once and for all." Ikari Shinji frowned slightly, "Otherwise, the safety of people's lives and property will be difficult to guarantee."

"Childish." Old Ikari, who had been playing the background role, suddenly said coldly: "The third most suitable person, obey the orders of Captain Katsuragi."

"This is not childish, Commander. The Soviets know what sacrifice is, and they know why they sacrifice—but the people are always the most important, bar none. However, I will obey Captain Katsuragi's orders... but strategically, I hope to conduct operations away from the city as much as possible."

"Shinji-kun, the city area provides better protection. This is also the original intention of establishing the Third New Tokyo." Katsuragi Misato's voice was serious, but also gentle enough - much gentler than his father's. "We really can't put the cart before the horse."

The general is outside, let's see if we can win. If you can capture the wild monsters, capture them. If you can take the initiative, of course, it will be thinner. If you can't, you can only return to the tower! The Qin King circling the pillar is also a philosophy of life.

"Yes, Misato-sister." Ikari Shinji looked around and said, "Then, I will directly insert the plug..."

"Wait a moment, Shinji-kun. The technology research and development department has some new things - during the monitoring process, it has a very stabilizing effect on the driver's emotions."

"? What is this?" Xiao Ding looked at the potion handed to him with a confused look on his face. After opening it, he smelled it: "Water? - At least add some..."

"This is not alcohol - it will help with your mental pollution. I'm afraid you will have problems with the intensity of the upcoming combat." Ritsuko Akagi is very good to her godson.

"Well, it seems to be for drinking before meals." Ikari Shinji took the 200 milliliters and drank it all, thu thu thu thu! After saluting again, he turned around and ran away: "Then I'll take my leave first."

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"Ugh!" Ikari found a quiet place to vomit. There was definitely something wrong with his father, and there was definitely something wrong with the things outside the plot. He punched himself a few times and pinched his throat, then quickly vomited everything he could in the locker room bathroom.

Surveillance? Oh, I'm from the reconnaissance department, I'm not afraid—I can even puke without making much noise. Just play the Internationale, prepared in advance... What's wrong? As a Soviet pilot, a little buff in the locker room before the battle isn't too much to ask for, right?

Eva appears to be a large mecha.

Aside from a rifle and a tactical knife, they had nothing else. They were truly beggars among beggars. They had to borrow the positron cannon from Zhan Zi. NERV's equipment development department was a pure beggar.

You told me you were kind enough to develop a drug for me to combat mental pollution? — Last week, I died without seeing any effective medicine, so how come this week is so awesome?

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It is a bit difficult to fight Xiao Si, much more difficult than last week.

Fortunately, my own mother is very supportive.

Before coming here, I chanted various scriptures and prayed in various ways - the machine soul was very happy!

Although it is not certain that Ikari Yui can completely control EVA, it is at least certain that Ikari Yui can influence EVA.

There are probably a few main reasons why Yui Ikari doesn't always make an exit. First, it requires coordination. According to Fate, "Two miracles are required: one is persistent waiting, the other is persistent pursuit." Yui Ikari has already achieved persistent waiting, but it's hard to say whether Ikari-chan has achieved the same with his persistent pursuit.

The most important reason why Eva is not awesome even though she has no power is probably because of Ikari, not Ikari Yui - unless you are pushed into a corner, you don't know how important your mother is.

However, this week's Ikari is different.

Pray to the machine soul first when you come up!

"Dear mother." Kissing the two driving armrests like a fetishist, Shinji Ikari whispered: "Please bless me to complete the mission and protect the people!"

Old Ikari was watching Little Ikari's entire performance in the cockpit.

It's a bad feeling.

"Dr. Akagi." Old Ikari spoke.

"Yes?"

"Next time, teach the third-best person the correct way to initiate EVA."

"Uh... yes." Damn, you're being unreasonable. How could I not teach him? He's happy to do it, and it's none of my business? - Oh, even so, I like it!