Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Akagi Ritsuko has some masochistic tendencies, or at least a sadomasochistic tendency. She wouldn't be too sad if her mother (Akagi Naoko) died, and she'd also have one less rival in love.

Eva is out!

Eva and the Fourth Angel are fighting!

Unit-01 is suppressing the Fourth Angel!

The Fourth Angel stabbed EVA through and through! ...Huh?

"Eh? —Shinji-kun!"

“Woo… woo… cough cough… ha… ha…!”

Suddenly, Ikari Shinji on the monitor went crazy, and the synchronization rate suddenly began to fluctuate drastically. Then he spit out some unknown liquid from his mouth into the LCL.

With a bellows-like roar, Shinji Ikari shouted, "Ikari Gendo, you plotted against me!—"

"...Huh?" Why are you all looking at me? I'm trying to control him, but...huh? Is this the side effect of this drug?

You see, this is called creating a fait accompli.

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"The synchronization rate of the third most suitable person has dropped significantly... 114.514%... 95.27%... and is still decreasing rapidly!"

"No, the third most suitable candidate's physical signs are also declining significantly."

"LCL... No! The mental pollution level is rising. 5.5... 6.5... 7.5..."

"Retreat." Akagi Ritsuko nervously leaned over to watch her schoolmate operate the main control panel. After checking the synchronization rate and mental pollution, she immediately turned her attention to Katsuragi from a technical perspective and said, "Shinji-kun is no longer fit to fight. If this continues, people will die."

Oh, is that medicine so strong?

No? The experimental results don't seem that significant, do they? Of course, EVA pilots are too valuable to be used directly for experiments, and pilot samples are too unique. It's like running an experiment on mice 10,000 times and finding nothing wrong; it's just rat poison. Ultimately, when it's applied to humans, there will still be varying reactions, and that's the reality of human use.

"Let the third most suitable person return." Old Ikari was scolded by Shinji, a true display of fatherly love and filial piety. In the shadows, no one knew what he was thinking, but he was in a very bad mood.

The cup of "medicine" just now was just a simple puppet system combat test "paper". If possible, there is also the latest confession agent of our great America and the latest adaptor of our great Germany, which are "driver's mood manipulation" drugs that the branches have not even tried themselves.

Because the drug is too "amazing", it is too strong for manipulating ordinary humans, and it is easy to manipulate them into the type of Sanno Ayanami. Therefore, pilots who need to use their "heart" to control EVA should not use it if possible.

But old Ikari has experience in this area.

Ayanami Hitomi, a sharp-tongued loli (it's hard to say if this was Yui Ikari's true personality at that age), was replaced by Akagi Naoko's extreme one-for-one, and was changed to Ayanami Niume. Niume lacks many human emotions in her personality. It's not that she doesn't have an emotional system, but her emotions are gone.

So, going from a sharp-tongued loli to a three-no goddess is not a simple matter of one step—it involves modifying the soul, and there must be some influence from Fuyutsuki. In short, Ikari has a way of modifying people's personalities. This requires the other party to ensure combat capability and obedience. You want the horse to run, but you also want it not to eat grass—

Then have a drink before the battle - it can effectively ensure the conditioned reflex for combat.

I just didn't expect Shinji Ikari to be so sensitive. Is it because, as expected of someone from the Intelligence Division, he immediately zeroed in on Old Ikari? Or is it simply a matter of fatherly love, a desire to diss his own father? — No matter who harms me, I will diss Old Ikari!

"Don't let him talk nonsense in Unit-01 again."

"Yes." Katsuragi Misato also felt something was amiss, but she couldn't say anything during the battle. Gritting her teeth, she began to give orders: "Shinji-kun, take East 3rd E corridor! In ten seconds, launch a saturation attack on the Angels! You take this opportunity to escape..."

"unnecessary!"

Shinji Ikari was also very angry, so angry that his veins were popping out -

It's similar to 9/11: At first, the little guy didn't expect both buildings to collapse, and he just thought he was exposing a vulnerability, right? Becoming the victim makes everyone feel that they have the right, qualification, and obligation to send troops.

Unexpectedly, things got out of hand and both buildings collapsed!

Xiao Ding just wanted to diss his father and take the initiative. He really didn't expect that the mutated Xiao Si would be so strong! He stabbed him in the heart.

On the large screen, Ikari Shinji's appearance had become even more terrifying, thanks to the EVA sensor system, high synchronization rate, and high mental pollution. Even the naked eye could see the changes taking place. Beneath his handsome exterior, his eyes were red, veins bulged in his head, and his teeth gnashed blood. His tense muscles were visible through his tight-fitting pilot suit, and a massive wound had appeared in his abdomen, where he had been stabbed by the Angel.

Since the synchronization rate is high, it is natural that accidents are prone to occur.

"Shinji-kun, obey my orders!" Generally speaking, saying this will make the other party give in.

"Victory and defeat are a matter of a split second, what do you know!" Well, everyone was dissed by this diss: "Strategy is your business, fighting is my business - Sister Misato, Sister Ritsuko, watch out! This is how EVA is run!"

Eh? Can you drive this car?

Shinji Ikari grabbed the "hands" of the Magic Kai·Shoku that were stabbing into his abdomen, and then...

"puff!"

Xiao Si's tentacles were further penetrated into the body of Unit-01, and the distance between the two sides was instantly shortened.

"The pulse backflow has stopped—the synchronization rate of the third most suitable person suddenly began to rise sharply! Seventy percent... eighty percent... one hundred! One hundred and twenty!—"

"Rampage...run?!" Katsuragi was stunned. Isn't this what happened when Unit 00 went wrong during testing?

Ah, you will have to get used to this process in the future.

"Shinji-kun, stop now!—" Akagi Ritsuko knew what was more important and immediately grabbed the microphone and shouted directly to Shinji Ikari: "The synchronization rate cannot increase any further, or you will lose yourself!! ... Maya, inject the tranquilizer! Quick!"

"No - Unit-01 can't be contacted! This is impossible -"

"EVA... is rejecting us?"

Old Ikari suffered a severe mental shock, no less severe than that of his son—Oh, my wife is angry? What will I say to her when I see her again? ...

If you can't say it, don't say it. If you can't see it, don't see it—wouldn't it be nice to welcome the world's only completion? Ah, although you didn't deserve it in the old movie, the new movie forced it on you.

"Crack!——"

"Unit-01...Unit-01's restraints have been broken free!"

"Roar……"

"he is……"

The Unit-01 on the screen went berserk and instantly tore the "armor" of the opponent into pieces. With a punch to the left and a punch to the right, it tore Xiao Si's entire abdomen apart.

I have a strong sense of revenge. You just stabbed my tentacles twice, so I will slap you five times in return.

...Ikari Yui is so narrow-minded.

You just bullied my kid, right?

He was extremely ruthless and never saw Ikari leave anyone alive!

"We won." Fuyutsuki leaned over to Old Ikari and turned off the microphone before whispering to him, "But isn't this too high a price to pay?"

"Hmph..." Damn, how could I have known the price would be so high? "We won—since we won, let Captain Katsuragi continue to command."

Oh, whatever! The flesh urinal I prepared for my son finally came in handy! —Old Ikari stood up, handed over command to Katsuragi, and ran away.

Why are you still giving orders? The boosters are already on the account!

"Roar! --" A beast-like roar echoed throughout the entire sky above the Third New Tokyo City, the sound so loud that the ground trembled. Finally, Unit-01 cut Xiao Si in half with its bare hands --

1.8 meters became 1.4 meters.

He then continued to tear off Xiao Si's chest armor, ignoring the fact that Xiao Si was still stabbing him in the abdomen. Like lions in a desperate struggle, each of them bit the other's neck. Blood flowed freely, waiting for one to die completely.

You kill yours, I kill mine—

Finally, Unit-01 won—after all, it was only the second level, and you'd already been in such a mess! A pro team boosting for an amateur league game, it would be hard to say if you didn't win 5:0, right? Losing even a point is shameful, and not killing a hundred peasants on the other side is simply unacceptable.

"Apostle, silence!"

"The operation is over!" Katsuragi waited for a second to confirm, then looked at the commander's seat where only Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki was sitting.

People's hearts are broken and it's hard to lead the team.

"All recovery teams for Unit-01 and Unit-00 are dispatched. Ensure the safety of the pilots as the top priority. Seal off the combat area. Quick! - Can you contact the pilots?"

"No, the cockpit information is still not connected... Ah, it works!"

"Turn on the cockpit life support system--" Ritsuko Akagi gave the order directly.

Nonsense, you have to open it even if you don’t say it! If you don’t open it, people will be gone soon.

"Contamination levels in the cockpit are too high! - Danger of biohazard."

"Have the recovery personnel use the remote control! Everyone prepare for high-level biological and chemical defense—"

"Shinji-kun..." Katsuragi was so worried.

Ikari was so angry in the cockpit—he had messed up! But his goal was achieved.

First of all, every driver is not necessary, but it is necessary. In theory, each EVA can be driven by multiple drivers.

But! After all, she's the protagonist. Ikari Yui is the first pioneer to be transformed. When she's inside Unit-01, she's Unit-01 itself (no, there's actually a big difference). She doesn't want anyone else touching her son, just like with the Saigaido—what can she do?

"Shinji-kun! Can you hear us? Shinji-kun! Are you okay?"

let me see……

Shinji Ikari recalled his own mental pollution level...

What happens when mental pollution level 12?

"Bang!" Shinji Ikari covered his "injured" lower abdomen and slammed the driving joystick hard, then continued to smash it with helplessness and rage - his violent tendencies were at their peak.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Throughout the EVA combat hall, hundreds of eyes were fixed on a 14-year-old boy in the cockpit. He clutched at his neck in despair, screaming agonizingly. It felt as if the entire cockpit was trembling. What was he letting out?

The inspiration comes from Rurouni Kenshin, and the action direction comes from Shishio Makoto.

"Inject the tranquilizer again! Quick!"

"Yes! Like tranquilizers! 0.1, 0.2... 0.5, Senior, no effect!"

"Increase the dose to 1!" The only option left is to increase the LCL concentration, which is even worse.

"Yes, increase the meter to 1... the driver is unconscious!"

"...Huh? Generally speaking, shouldn't there be a transition period to calm down?... No, 0.5 is enough for ordinary people to calm down completely. A dose of 1 is indeed enough..." Those with poor physical fitness will be killed directly.

Ah...Shinji-kun is really "useful", all kinds of dosages are added to him! In short, if Ikari Gendō's stick is useful, use it to death, and Akagi Ritsuko's mother is the best portrayal of using it to death.

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July 15, 7:30 am, sunny, no wind.

"How's Shinji-kun? Haven't you recovered yet?"

Wearing a safety helmet, a white coat and a pair of high heels, Ritsuko Akagi was still inspecting the wreckage of the Angel.

This place has been completely sealed off. NERV's intelligence team has finally gone to work! They've dispatched every single one they can, and the UN is even directly involved in the blockade... Ah, isn't NERV an organization affiliated with the UN? Of course, everyone knows who founded the UN. You don't really think the UN manages world order, but the UN is controlled by the entire world, right?

"Huh... I've already woken up from last night's news—I don't believe you don't know." Katsuragi only smokes when she's extremely upset. At this moment, she snatched a cigarette from Akagi and lit it herself in frustration.

"Of course I know—you know that's not what I'm asking." Akagi wasn't in the best of spirits—because of overtime! Overtime all night! More overtime! And it was all voluntary!

"Ah, okay—he said he was sorry and was writing a self-criticism." Katsuragi scratched his hair and kicked the huge wooden box beside him fiercely: "Kono, bakayaluda!—Baka..."

This sentence is already very serious in District 11.

"...What's wrong?" Akagi Ritsuko took off her gloves. After working all night, the most important part of her work was now complete. She waved to the staff nearby to come and retrieve the apostle's armor piece, then continued with a smile and asked, "Are you so distressed?"

"That bastard... what has he done to me?! He's so annoying... ah!!!" He smoked irritably, the man worried about singing, the woman worried about being a playboy. As the head of the tactics department, Katsuragi should be doing a tactical review now: "That guy's mental state is still not very stable, but it's much better than when he first woke up. When he first woke up, he had to be restrained - that's it, can you believe it? One of the restraints broke! - Now he's much more obedient."

"Oh?—a full-body restraint?"

"No, limb restraints."

"...That's more like it." Akagi Ritsuko also had one. Maya Ibuki brought two cups of coffee, one for each of them. Tum tum tum tum tum——

"Thank you, Maya." Katsuragi thanked her. It seemed that he didn't sleep well last night. After drinking coffee to refresh himself, he continued to say to Akagi Ritsuko, "What do you mean by 'almost'? That guy's violent tendencies are too serious, too serious... I..."

"You're feeling really bad because you can't comfort him at all?" She knew too well what type of person her best friend was. Because she lacked fatherly love in her childhood, she thought all children needed love and care. If Katsuragi had a child, he would definitely be the type who wouldn't know how to raise the child.

"...Tsk." Even after knowing that, you still said, "I'm leaving now since I have nothing else to do today. I have a tactical review meeting this afternoon—I don't even know how to write the report for the commander."

"Is there any difficulty?"

"Huh!" Katsuragi's face suddenly moved closer to Akagi Ritsuko, and he lowered his voice and said, "What exactly was the medicine Shinji-kun drank before the battle? You must know!"

"…It's just the most basic medicine for preventing and treating mental pollution."

"Stop talking nonsense. Why don't other branches use such an important thing? - Besides, why are the preventive drugs given before the battle? Why did such a serious mistake happen during the battle! It was obvious that Shinji's battle was going smoothly yesterday, but suddenly the synchronization rate dropped rapidly, as if his body suddenly malfunctioned. This kind of experiment would be life-threatening in actual combat!"

"Katsuragi, you know a lot."

"I also have my own channels!" from Hinata.

"Heh." Isn't that just from that bootlicker Hinata? Besides, how much could Hinata know? Akagi Ritsuko sneered inwardly, then said helplessly, "Well, there is indeed a problem with the technical department... We will carefully check the medicine this time, and there will be no more next time..."

"You dare to do it again?! The apostle wins, let's all go to heaven together!"