Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Oh, Kirishima-san." Looking at Kirishima Mana who was as afraid to come over as a deer, Shinji Ikari thought to himself - it's no wonder that she is from the Intelligence Class.

She easily avoided the ambush of the Soviet Embassy staff. After all the people from the Soviet Embassy left, she came to fight on her own.

"Why are you here?"

"Shinji-kun, just call me by my real name." She looked frightened, but she had bravely been lurking for the entire morning on her mission, and even a few mosquitoes hadn't moved her at all. She looked incredibly sad at that moment...

It's very sad indeed.

"I've been waiting for you... I don't know when you'll be back... Ah, this is the handout the teacher asked me to give you."

"Thank you." Ikari Shinji looked at the other person's beautiful legs that were swollen from being bitten by the words, and couldn't help but sigh: "Come in and have a drink."

"Really? Thank you—hehe, this is my first time at Shinji-kun's house. Next time, come to my house next time... My parents are both working away from home, and it's lonely living alone."

Click straight ball.

"Yeah, living alone can be lonely." Ikari Shinji seemed to sigh, as if yearning, "But this feeling of freedom is irresistible."

"Ah, be careful." Ikari Shinji's steps were steady, but Kirishima Mana still leaped forward with a swift stride, showing how much training she'd received. She grabbed Ikari Shinji's waist—"Let me touch! Let me touch! Let me touch, touch, touch! Those abs, suck!!"

Looking up, I saw this determined little puppy face—I quickly pretended to be uncomfortable and suppressed my true thoughts: "Shinji-kun, I'll serve you upstairs."

"? No need, I can do it alone."

"No! You must! - Oh, right. Who was that beautiful foreign sister just now? She was speaking something I couldn't understand." Kirishima Mana, a 14-year-old boy soldier and intelligence officer who is fluent in five foreign languages, said helplessly, "I don't understand foreign languages. I can't even learn English well... By the way, Shinji-kun, what is this medal of yours? It's so beautiful and amazing! Hey, do you have more medals? Which is the most impressive one?"

"This!" Suddenly, Xiao Ding was possessed by the spirit of the Emperor of Honor: "My first medal is the Order of the Red Flag, and the best one is naturally the Order of the Gold Star!"

"?!" Hero of the Soviet Union!? Order of Lenin?! (The Gold Star is usually a bonus) - how could I not know this? Damn, this medal is pretty cool - even if people in the intelligence department haven't eaten pork, they've seen pigs run. "What is that? Tell me about it! I don't know much about these things. What is the Gold Star? Can I see it?"

The 20 yuan that was moved is estimated to be worth even more, considering that the trainee is the "youngest person to receive this reward" and "the only medal obtained by fighting aliens". It is currently a priceless treasure.

"Of course."

120 Even at 14 years old, I still can’t get too deep

Everyone has one good thing.

He lost his mother at a young age, his father was a traitor, he was kidnapped at an early age, and after ten years of studying, fighting, and fighting in the trenches, except for his blood and weapons, everything else was basically cold.

The Ikari Shinji in this dimension has his own hobbies and temper.

I like reading, Marxism-Leninism, and fishing - especially since my mother is completely absorbed in LCL, I am even more unscrupulous when it comes to fishing.

He was denied recognition in his childhood, and despite growing up in such an extreme environment, he didn't become autistic, but instead became a Marxist-Leninist youth. So... he must have a strong sense of honor.

Like Xunzong, he loves the ultimate manifestation of bragging: medals.

Maybe he didn't feel it at first, but the fact that he liked to wear his military uniform on weekdays and wear his medals neatly on weekends and non-holidays already showed how he felt deep down.

"Eh?~~~The country is dead..." So the Japanese are really brave, saying "the country is dead" at every turn. At least they are better than those rednecks in the United States who only know how to compete and don't know how to defend their country.

Kirishima Mana made the classic artificial exclamation from Area 11. Once this artificial exclamation becomes mainstream or even a habit, it will be common no matter how artificial it is.

For example, Shinji Ikari only knows how to say "Fuck", and at most he'll add "Awesome!" to express his true feelings - this way he doesn't seem contrived at all.

The beautiful girl gently stroked Ikari's Gold Star Medal, pretending to know nothing at first, and only after Shinji Ikari finished speaking did she pretend... and express her true feelings from the bottom of her heart.

You said they both came from the Intelligence Division (his was from the Investigation and Intelligence Division), and both were young soldiers. Why is there such a huge difference? Could it really be that communism turns demons into humans, and capitalism turns humans into demons? Kirishima Mana gently stroked the medal of a similar level that she would probably never receive in her lifetime, and finally, almost whispering, she pressed against Shinji Ikari's chest.

"Soviet... hero? Shinji-kun, you really are my hero." Kirishima Mana has achievements.

Everyone in the battle saw it.

Maria, the deputy military attaché at the Soviet Embassy, ​​was incredibly charming, tall, blonde, and charming! She was the kind of woman any male, unless they were gay or some high-ranking monk, would go "Wow!" at first glance. But Zhan Zi knew that this Maria hadn't received the slightest favor from Shinji Ikari. It was completely a "Take care, comrade, and long live the revolutionary friendship" phase.

Maria has been working very hard, but it's no use, there is no success.

On the other hand, look at Kirishima Mana—that's quite impressive. She immediately approached Ikari Shinji, and immediately confirmed his fangirl status. This way, she's already "in the fold"—perhaps the next step could be a bath together. And then, how about we emulate the Iron-Blooded Orphans? And give them a Gundam shock, too? You could even have a threesome if you're so inclined!

Of course, Iron-Blooded Orphan isn't ethical enough. Just look at EVA! If it's Gundam Shock, it's not just Gundam Shock! There's also... incest, maternal regression, mother-in-law x daughter-in-law, mother x mother (clone), where's mom gone?, and so on and so forth.

Far away.

"Yeah, I didn't expect that I could be so lucky." Ikari Shinji shook his head slightly, then stood up and said, "Sorry, I didn't prepare anything to drink. But I still have some leftover cake from last time... Well, I haven't been home for a few days."

Holding the IV rod in his right hand, Ikari walked to the refrigerator like Gul'dan, "Ah, as expected—that careless Misato ate all the cake. Well, I won't be polite with this guy's fast food. Um... want some barley tea?"

"Hey, just to be with you." I'd do anything! Please!

"Okay--" Shinji Ikari took the barley tea and then took a bottle of... vodka for himself.

"Here, have some tea instead of wine." Ikari Shinji poured a cup of barley tea from a large plastic bottle for Kirishima. Then, Ikari looked at the IV drip and saw that the liquid was almost gone. He scratched it randomly—poof, blood came out.

"Ah! You're bleeding—hurry up, put some bandage on!" She looked flustered, but she actually knew how to bandage the wound. She quickly pulled out a bandage, carefully applied it, and blew on it. After carefully applying the bandage, Kirishima looked up.

I saw Xiao Ding beside me skillfully biting open the cork of the vodka bottle with one hand.

"Anyway, thank you for coming. Congratulations on our acquaintance—ton!"

"?!" The girl who graduated from the intelligence department was very good at grasping the key points of things. The first thing she saw was the 65 degrees written on the wine bottle.

Huh? The intelligence reports say the Soviet style is serious. Why is it so serious?

"The second one is for coming here just to see me—it really makes me happy—ton!"

"The third cup... well, to your health! May you and I live a hundred years... Ha, I wish I could live a hundred years too, hahahaha - tons!"

The boy's laughter is hearty, even a bit androgynous. The turning point is that the content is very heavy, and the highlight is that such a heavy topic is treated so lightly: "If I die one day, see you at the Martyrs' Cemetery!"

"You are not allowed to say that—" He reeked of alcohol!

It wasn't a bad thing. After a few days of contact with Kirishima Mana, to be honest, she had considered the interests of a 14-year-old girl and the general environment of Japan—the spring breeze is full of love, blowing my heart open!—plus the nature of her work.

At this moment, the beautiful girl is already thinking about whether drinking alcohol "beforehand" will have a bad impact on the fetus.

"Shinji-kun." She sat down next to Shinji Ikari, gently gathered her hair, and leaned down to look at Shinji Ikari from an upward angle.

Ha, ha! Look at me, I've been practicing this man-killing skill for ten years! Tonight, I'm drawing my sword at my waist and will chop off the head of this foolish man!

"You must live a long life, you must... live well." Suddenly, tears filled her eyes; they were indeed made of water. At 14, she looked like Kanna Hashimoto at her peak.

Its legs are even longer than the other one. I hope it won’t let itself go as much as Hashimoto Corgi in the future (I actually like Hashimoto Corgi very much, especially after it lets itself go).

"..." Shinji Ikari looked at the girl in front of him - you deceived me so badly last week!

"Life and death are determined by fate, wealth and honor are determined by heaven—even Communists cannot force things." Ikari Shinji shook his head slightly. This was the truth: "Do your best and leave the rest to fate... Oh, right. This is for you."

"?What?"

"Haven't you always wanted to go inside EVA?" Shinji Ikari, fishing for your things, handed him the NERV driver's manual. "I just happen to have a copy... Hehe, I heard boys like Gundam, I didn't expect you to like it too. I don't have any good stuff, so this is for you."

"Aliado~ you're so nice." Can you give me something nice, you straight man... Although, this is indeed the most affirming project of his work at the moment: "I just like the large Robert! So majestic, so majestic - but I liked robots at first, but now I admire the people who drive robots even more. With a mortal body, he is on par with gods..."

Furthermore, I don't believe that you are not a man.

"That's enough." However, Shinji Ikari pushed the beautiful girl next to him awkwardly.

Kirishima Mana's face turned green, and her heart felt cold - could the beautiful boy be gay?

Hey, you're so weird, you're so weird! Some planes are like this, and in some planes this is even considered the best ending. How can the pressure of life turn a beautiful boy who likes beautiful girls into a gay?

"Kirishima—you're kind and understanding. There's no future with me—go find another man. You deserve better." But not for the best, like me.

"Yada!" This punch of mine, a ten-year-old male-killing skill, can you withstand it? Unlike men, I am a weaker person in a patriarchal society, and I have the rights of a weaker person granted by the social contract! —

Of course, if it were in reality, a 14-year-old girl fell in love with a 14-year-old boy, and the beautiful girl and the handsome boy hero began their shameless days, GE.

"I know you might leave eventually, but so what? Ten thousand years from now, we'll all be gone! So what? What I care about is the present. I know it's siki da! Love washes the railway!"

Uh...the attack is too strong.

"I don't want to regret everything I did today when I become an old woman!" Okay, this is completely the influence of the parallel world.

This time, Kirishima Mana really cried.

A sense of sorrow overflowed, a pure performance. Suddenly, the tears could no longer be stopped, even to the point of streaming down.

"I... wuwu... I never want to... wuwu... leave you again! If you really have a premonition that you are going to die, then please kill me! Don't abandon me again... wuwu... wuwu..."

The short gasps became more and more severe, and the crying sounds became more and more real.

A beautiful girl crying should be like pear blossoms in the rain, like rain hitting banana leaves, with tears of affection, and should be beautiful beyond words. Unfortunately, the girl in front of him, Kirishima Mana, was really unable to control her emotions, lying on Ikari Shinji's body and saying things that she herself did not understand.

"..." Xiao Ding gently stroked the other person's hair, not knowing how to say some words. He could only do this, silently...

What kind of pretentious male protagonist is that?

Besides, Ikari could clearly feel the PTSD from last week's episode kicking in! Two... skirt: six, nine!#!④: nine, three, six? one, three, five;... no, all three worlds of Kirishima Mana seem to have acting talent. It would be a waste of talent not to debut as a talented idol. At the very least, she could become an internet celebrity.

Sometimes I really don't know who is real and who is fake. You can tell instantly on Asuka's face that she is unhappy, but as for Ayanami... it's hard to feel that she is unhappy, so the Mute Bride is really great.

...I said.

You lied to me last week, didn't you?

"Well... I have a girlfriend. If you don't mind, I can consider it." Although the atmosphere was right, the victim mentality was not right. Even if the other party was sincere, how could she know that he was a third-round player?

"..." Kirishima Mana was suddenly choked by Xiao Ikari's words and lost her temper - this was no longer just an ordinary straight man. This was a straight scumbag, but! Whether it was for his own feelings or for the benefit of the mission: "It doesn't matter! - As long as I can be with you." Uh, how could it be okay? But take it slow.

If you want to live a good life, you have to have some green on your head. Dark green, light green, fluorescent green, everyone who sees it will say "Oh my gosh!"

"Yeah." Ikari Shinji nodded gently. He was indeed a patient player. But just like the hunter who pretended to be dead, he actually died after pretending for a while. If a patient player could endure it, it would be fine. But if he couldn't... "Then... I never thought that one day I would have an underground lover. What does this mean for me? Can you tell me my real name?"

"Of course, good men have more women. That's normal." Killing someone's heart? You're two-timing now, and now you're asking about your girlfriend's feelings? When you were asking about your girlfriend, the questionnaire only had two options: "Happy" and "Very Happy"? "But who is your girlfriend? Can you tell me? Seriously."

Kirishima Mana's face was gently caressed by Xiao Ikari, and then she wiped away her tears and blew her nose. The beautiful girl is so beautiful even without makeup, really... She is only 14, maybe 24 is not good enough.

Each school has its own fighting style. Kirishima Mana has now changed her offense into a defensive counterattack, exploiting the psychological gap: "I... I can be very humble. If I know your girlfriend is here, I will go around her. If you need me to cooperate with you and your girlfriend in acting, I will cooperate. I will only come when you are bored, I can wait. If you have any ideas in your heart, you must tell me, and I will definitely cooperate. As long as you can leave a little warmth in your heart for me, really... as long as you don't abandon me."

The direct attack was not successful.

Let's do the opposite! Focus on a humble flow.

"?!" Shinji Ikari really didn't expect that the other party had such a side. Having seen Katsuragi's empiricist thinking in the second round, he thought that the other party had a tendency towards cuckoldry.

But it seems that I was really touched deep down in my heart.

"...Forget it." Ikari Shinji decided not to play with her anymore. She was 14, and he was a bit of a loser: "Don't say such humble words in the future."

If I follow this week's script, I'd really be feeling a bit sorry for myself in this world.

He could only live for about a year, maybe even less—the speed of this mental pollution was so blinding that it dazzled Xiao Ding. According to established thinking, it certainly wouldn't last a year.

Then everything has to be accelerated.

Xiao Ikari stood up and walked to various corners of the room.

There are camera locations.

"That's enough. Don't look at the following." Shinji Ikari is a good man. He covered up all the NERV cameras.

The head of the Intelligence Section 2 who was "working" opposite him curled his lips in dissatisfaction.

Watching boys vs. mature women every day is a bit tiresome. Today, I'm looking for something light. A beautiful boy vs. a beautiful girl—if it's a first time for both parties, it's definitely a spellcasting material worth keeping for a lifetime.

What a shame, it's covered up - never mind, just listen to it. Just like listening to X Feiyan Studio.

"Are you from Zhan Zi?" Xiao Ding took a soft brush and wrote a line on a piece of paper.

"?!?!"

"Don't talk." Xiao Ding covered the other person's mouth, and the distance between them became closer. Then he said softly: "Leave it to me from now on."

He wrote another paragraph on the paper. "Next, I'll test your voice acting skills. I've removed all the cameras in the room. Is there a problem with exchanging information via text chat? You're not loyal to the NERV, are you? I'm not from NERV either. Coincidentally, neither of us has a bright future. I may die within a year, but before that, I don't want you to suffer the same fate as me. NERV's operating system does have a serious problem, and the price is the driver's life."

"!!!!!!"

Xiao Ikari wrote quickly, a form of shorthand. But shorthand is for one's own use, and now Xiao Ikari wanted to write for the other person to see.

[Oh, sorry—I cut off NERV's video surveillance under the pretext of [making love]—please, you should scream now.]

"Real name..." Shinji Ikari, who also came from the Investigation Department, said something immediately.

Is this even possible?!

Kirishima Mana was now in a state of confusion, even feeling that the other party might be testing her. And how had the other party discovered this? Could there be an organization behind the other party?

The Soviet Union?!

Then it all makes sense!

(Then Xiao Ding's plan also worked)

"..." Am I going to switch to the Soviet Union? No, in other words, am I going to be a double agent now? I...