Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Is there such a good thing? !

Come on, I'm not a spy for the Self-Defense Force, I'm just expendable material! Even if I've achieved something in the Intelligence Division, I'll still be in the Operations Division and continue to be expendable material until I die. Several of Kirishima Mana's comrades are either dead or disabled and missing! The rest are still fighting on the front lines, and we'll need a large number of second-tier orphans as reserve expendable material.

[Okay] Kirishima Mana quickly wrote down her thoughts, and then...

It's difficult to cast a spell alone (right?).

Kirishima gently placed Ikari's hand on his chest.

"Hmm..." She let out a very natural humming sound - not fake. Then, blushing, she asked, "Shinji-kun... you don't think I'm too... shameless, do you?"

"!!!"

[Come on, we're talking about the code here!]

"Anyway, writing only requires one hand... Shinji-kun, mission aside, I really like you—even if it's just for the fun of completing the mission, won't you continue to help me?" Mana was left-handed, and while writing with his left hand, he grabbed Ikari's left hand with his right.

Blushing, but showing a devilish, teasing smile. It's clearly paper defense, but the attack is so high.

No matter how sophisticated you are, you are still only 14 years old.

It's easy to get passionate at this age, not to mention the bonus from last week's game.

"Uh... Shinji-kun, what the... what?! Li... Lie! Will I die?"

On the other side of the eavesdropper, the head of Intelligence Section 2 suddenly realized something.

Katsuragi's cart was almost destroyed.

This car is not very big. If it is the first time, will it be scrapped directly?

121 The Third Woman So Far

Well, from a self-interested perspective, Ikari-chan will ally with the Soviet Union to the west and the Five Benefactors to the south. He'll foment war abroad while cultivating his own beauty at home! If there's any unrest in the world, Ikari will command Ikari to lead the NERV army against Ikari-chan. Ikari-chan will personally lead Ayanami and Soryu's troops in battle against the mass-produced machines. How dare Seele not surrender and welcome Ikari-chan? If this is the case, then Earth can be built, and the Completion can flourish!

Our dear lovely girl is an important part of this external battle.

What if they get hurt? Luckily, this is a two-dimensional world after all. In the normal world, an innocent 14-year-old girl and a young boy might not be a problem. In the normal world, a 14-year-old girl vs. 36.78cm = murder.

You're just going to do it right away, aren't you overconfident? You can't even poke it in. Otherwise, why do they say lolita-con people are all seriously "small"? Because the nut is small, that's why a mere screw looks so cute.

Fortunately, it’s the second dimension.

Ono Miko, the female section chief of Section 2 who is specifically (and only) responsible for monitoring Ikari's daily life, is so eager to go over and bring down Kirishima Mana that I will do it myself!

If you say that this appearance can change destiny, Ono Miko must be very happy - this beautiful boy, Ikari Shinji, is really gentle. He just held back an hour, which is definitely a long time for foreplay in the world of Earth OL.

The average driving time for men on Earth is over three minutes, and the car's standby time is longer than men's. So don't listen to women's boasts of being amazing. Unless you're exceptionally gifted, you'll generally have five minutes of automatic gear shifting time. A good break-in period means you should check the seams on the underbody, spray some windshield washer fluid, clean the headlights, blow out the rearview mirrors, pat the trunk, and then continue checking the tire seams!

Otherwise, why do you think the car is still shaking even after you've already turned off the engine? It's because you, the driver, stepped on the accelerator, felt good about it, and then turned off the engine and got out—while the engine was still idling! So, if you want the driver and the car to become one during the running-in process, you have to put in more effort!

...But...

The driver should give more effort.

In Earth OL, the man's duration is usually a few minutes shorter than the woman's.

In the two-dimensional world, men are usually a few dozen centimeters taller than women.

Generally speaking, in hentai, the male protagonist wouldn't be so uncomfortable; he'd just go for it. The female protagonists in hentai have all consumed the Gum-Gum Fruit, allowing their lower abdomens to stretch infinitely. If you're willing, you can even disregard ergonomics—tentacles often enter from below and exit from above. The diaphragm, stomach, and stomach are completely obscured. Tentacles thicker than the mouth often effortlessly navigate the twists and turns of the large, small, and duodenum, exiting the mouth without a drop of semen.

There is some romance in this, and there are more free elements.

The Section Chief of Section Two understood what was meant by that - Kirishima Mana was so overwhelmed with love that she jumped on her horse, whipped it, and charged straight into the battlefield, staining it with blood.

Spring is about to run wild, the orchid heart is about to run wild, and the young girl is even more beautiful. Self-reflection and self-recovery, self-advancement and freedom. The dark room is deep and unique.

He raised his head and wailed, letting himself gallop like a horse in the saddle. As he was about to die, his soul left his body and begged for mercy.

"Are all young people nowadays so talented?"

I recovered my strength and threw the monitoring device headphones aside. Actually, eavesdropping on the first time of a boy or girl is very unethical, but not doing your job properly is also unethical.

Ono Miko, the head of Intelligence Section 2, threw away the paper towel and took out some air freshener to spray - the moral righteousness returned to her, and her mind was as clear as that of a Buddha.

"The child has great physical strength." Ono Miko couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of her heart: "Will he not die?!"

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Night falls.

When Misato Katsuragi returned home that night, she discovered a shocking scene!

The two lying on the ground, hugging each other, are... are...

"Penpen, what's wrong with you, Penpen?"

Katsuragi saw Ikari hugging Penpen and drinking.

Penpen is the mutant penguin. Since he has absolutely no screen time, there's not much to say about him. He's just a mascot here. He's a good person, and he's a good fish. Following that animal abuser, Misato Katsuragi, he's never had a good meal, always hungry. It's often Misato Katsuragi who remembers canned sardines, and then heats up curry for Penpen.

It was only in the month since Xiao Ding came that Brother Pen found out who the real owner of this house is.

Of course, that is a male who can eat it himself and rub the female Misato Katsuragi on the ground.

"Pa!" Penpen slapped Katsuragi Misato's hand, directly expressing his rejection of the original owner: "Ka!"

Well, now you want to use your Ikari Shinji to kill me!

"? Penpen? Oh, by the way, I bought you canned sardines today! Have some." Katsuragi suddenly laughed and handed the plastic bag over.

Penpen emerged from Ikari's arms and, with the speed of a Q-coin, rushed to Katsuragi's plastic bag. He carried the bag and walked away, quite humanely. Before leaving, he glanced meaningfully at Midorima Katsuragi. From the perspective of a human-like animal, this female's ranking had dropped again.

"Makoto? Makoto?" Seeing Shinji Ikari cuddling the bottle of wine, Katsuragi Misato was a bit surprised. He used to be a tough guy, but now he was snoring with a bottle of vodka in his arms. "You don't even know how to sleep in bed? Seriously... Makoto? Makoto, don't scare me!"

Misato Katsuragi was terrified as she looked at the unconscious Shinji Ikari.

And two more empty 500ml vodka bottles that I had just found.

"Oh, you're back." Of course, the little bottom knew what "bad" things he had done today. He got up from the ground, shaking his head. The strong smell of alcohol made Katsuragi, an old drunkard, think that he might not want to live anymore: "Honey, how are you? Did work go well today?"

"Uh..." Legend has it that 95% of working women in Japan want to hear this when they get home, while 99% never get to hear it. Katsuragi Misato gave a wry smile, a mixture of emotions welling up inside her. "Haihai! I'm fine—Shinji-kun, but what about you... I just got out of the hospital, and you're dying?"

"Just now..." A young soldier from the Strategic Self-Defense Force had been sent off earlier. He'd rented a room in the building next door, ready to be on call. Alone, Shinji Ikari felt empty, lonely, and cold.

In the physical sense: "I don't know why, I felt very uncomfortable... so I drank a few more glasses."

"!!! Why do you feel so bad?" Katsuragi suddenly became nervous, remembering what Akagi Ritsuko had entrusted to him - that's right! If you encounter such an emergency, you must hurry...

"I don't know. I feel very uncomfortable and want to vent." Ikari Shinji suddenly hugged Katsuragi who had just returned home.

"Eh?!" How did I get into trouble? Didn't you need to take medicine? You...

Kirishima, with a short time and small milk supply, is a small girl, so ridiculous.

In Katsuragi, the car body is large and the idling speed is high, calling out to Misato, be careful.

Kirishima Mana was both a novice and a playful person. She was completely defeated after just a few moves—aren't you just cheating me? Later, Kirishima was also embarrassed. It wasn't that he didn't want to rest, but the key was "good face"! Using both hands and mouth, leading with the body! —If it still doesn't work, then you should step aside for now.

Isn't this what Katsuragi has been waiting for?

"Xiao Zhen!—Hey, Xiao Zhen! No, isn't it said that mental pollution is bad for the body?"

Why is it getting worse?

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Spiritual pollution is, in a sense, a form of “death by the remaining money”.

Concentrate your mind and thoughts for a hundred years, and use up your remaining energy to show your strength - consume your health points and stimulate your ability points in a short period of time. Are you willing? It's like a shot on the battlefield. At the critical moment, a shot will help you survive if you win, but forget about it if you lose.

So Ikari isn't that resistant to mental pollution - the worst that can happen is death. The substantial improvement in various physical attributes comes with a few more side effects.

Misato Katsuragi has been a woman for so many years, and this is the first time she knows that a woman can really be played with like a toy by a younger boy and turned into a pool of flesh, just like what is described in the anime.

I'm so embarrassed! I can't let Akagi Ritsuko know about this! If nothing else, I can't afford to lose face!

The main thing is "good noodles"!

"Sister Misato..."

"Please, Xiaozhen, I'm really going to die." Katsuragi Misato was almost crying. This world really has infinite possibilities. Behind the infinitely extended flesh cavity, no matter how false and changeable the world is - that is common sense, if it is wrong, it is wrong! Isn't it said that men are not good enough! "You, what's wrong with you today? Isn't it usually... almost the same?"

This kind of conversation is usually said by men. Katsuragi felt that he could really die after having fallen into this situation.

"...Usually, I feel like I can't take it anymore when I see you." This conversation is usually said by women. After seeing the little bottom in front of him say this, Katsuragi instantly understood how hard it is for middle-aged and elderly men: "I don't know why I'm so...irritable now. Sorry, Misato-nee, I'm going to take a shower."

"Wait..." Katsuragi Misato's waist and abdominal muscles have been fully exercised in the past month. She can even fit into her previous small skirts. So you can tell me whether this has been exercised? - But now it's still soft: "I... Zhenchan, do you want to..."

"It's okay, Misato-san—even if it's short, it's still cute."

“!!!!” It turns out that humans can really understand each other - referring to the instant empathy between me and those middle-aged and elderly men.

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"...Why did the synchronization rate drop so much?"

The next day, Ritsuko Akagi glanced at Misato Katsuragi who was lying on the table beside her.

That face, so radiant and tender, looked several years younger. "You didn't work overtime last night, did you?"

"...I guess so." Does this count as a work-related injury? Katsuragi Misato said with a sad face, "His synchronization rate has dropped. I don't know why."

"...Miri? There's no one else here."

"...Oh! That guy is a lunatic, a lunatic! Wuuuu, Ritsuko, look at me, save me... Akagi Amen, wuuuu..." He hugged Akagi Ritsuko's waist and started crying without any action, or to be more precise, howling.

"You're so shameless!" How could she possibly be so nice to her bestie? Akagi Ritsuko glared at her with disgust, only to find she was completely oblivious. "How shameless! Look at you? And you're still trying to save me? — Don't you look so good? Haven't you noticed how much younger you've become lately? Old auntie?"

"Eh? Eh, hehe... Really?"

"what happened!"

"Ritsuko A-mu, there's something wrong with your research."

"Speak nicely! There's nothing wrong with my research! I've been busy lately, and I want to focus on researching the apostles. You might as well make your words clearer. I don't have time to waste talking to you!" Ritsuko Akagi suppressed her anger.

"That's the problem!—Didn't you say that after a man's mind is contaminated... 'that' is not okay?!"

"? Yes, this is a research paper..."

"Xiao Zhen is a lunatic! Yesterday..." balabalabala...

Ritsuko Akagi started listening.

Then press your left leg against your right leg.

Then press your right leg against your left leg.

Finally, she opened her red lips and pressed her silver teeth against the cap of the ballpoint pen. After a long time, her miniskirt opened and her high heels stomped.

"Shut up, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense - that guy is indeed a little abnormal, next time remember to save the sample for me to test..." Akagi Ritsuko said with "disgust" "You didn't drink it all? Do you have a secret to stay young?"

"How is that possible? I've seen 0.01, and it's about 20 to 50 ml. That would definitely kill me. I prefer drinking alcohol... although the taste is indeed..."

"...? 50 ml? Is your eyesight okay?"

"I don't know about anything else, but my years of experience with liquid sensitivity is..."

"...Isn't that guy short of water?"

"No, I'm in very good spirits—oh, I drank a lot of vodka beforehand, about 1500 milliliters?"

"?" Three pounds?! "You... try to persuade him, or I'll force him to give a doctor's order! If this young man doesn't know how to control himself, does he still have a future?"

"When I said that, he said he wouldn't live long anyway."

"..." Akagi thought that Ikari's mental pollution was indeed possible, but the question was how did Ikari know this? Could it be the ability to perceive life after being on the battlefield for so long?

"Uh...Ritsuko?" After years of being together, Misato knew that when Akagi Ritsuko pointed her finger at her and scolded her, she had to say everything. If Akagi Ritsuko remained silent, that would be another matter.

"Go back and urge him to take his medicine on time and control his mental pollution, otherwise what he said will become true."

"?! Can't you control it even with the medicine?!"

"Just letting off some steam, it's good for your mentality. It doesn't matter to a boy, you can't beat him, right?"

"...I can't beat him! How about you come and help me, Ritsuko! - You can be his mother, so why can't you... Ah! Why, why did you hit him?"

"I'm going to hit you! Stand aside!"

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There is an official sick line in the official fan game "EVA2" (this work is full of official sickness).

Akagi Ritsuko killed everyone, first eating Ikari, then all the male employees of NERV, even Fuyutsuki. In the end, she made Ikari kneel down and beg for her forgiveness, and then she ruled the entire NERV.