Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"You yourselves know your anti-reconnaissance capabilities, and we can't interfere with them casually." Old Ikari said that this matter is not easy to handle.

"Ah...but you should try your best."

"Of course." Is my son of any use?

"Ah, we just couldn't find the pilot before. Now we finally know why—did your son tell us the exact method?" This person's words only proved that China had long been unaware of the issue of human experimentation, and that sacrificing one's own parents was simply too ridiculous. "Besides... hehe, it's nothing. After all, I don't say anything I want to say. I can only tell you that the final plan is not just EVA."

"Thank you... But it's impossible for the Third Most Suitable Person to leak secrets. He doesn't have that ability. Unless the Soviets tell him, but the Soviets won't tell." Old Ikari shook his head. Based on his experience, he certainly didn't believe all this. "The Third Most Suitable Person knows nothing, otherwise he wouldn't be like this now."

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Of course, Xiao Ikari knew that his father would definitely target him. This old man who would kill anyone who stood in his way was really speechless.

An almost paranoid love for one's mother.

Little Ikari didn't like it, didn't want to believe it, didn't want to understand it - but it was completely understandable. Old Ikari didn't know that everything was voluntary on Ikari Yui's part, so of course he had to go to great lengths to rescue Ikari Yui, even though the method was a bit extreme. But it was also the only thing a small clerk could do at the time -

Although, Xiao Ikari is unwilling to forgive - it is my mother's responsibility to forgive him, and my mission is to send him to see my mother - if you say so, my father should thank me.

"Ah~ Ayanami is really cute~ If possible, marrying a girl like this is the greatest happiness in a man's life." Kirishima Mana didn't know if it was from the heart or just out of flattery. While looking at Ayanami, she teased to Ikari: "Well, well, our love saint needs many girls to like him to be satisfied~"

"..." For some reason, Kirishima Mana looked more and more like Asuka. Ikari looked at the food in his hand, smiled bitterly and said, "I knew it wouldn't be that easy to eat your food - tell me, what are you planning?"

"Hmph, I didn't make this for you—Ayanami-san has been eating only vegetarian food, and I just couldn't stand it. So I made some delicious vegetarian food for Ayanami-san to supplement her nutrition."

Ayanami had to spend every week in LCL to maintain her bodily functions. In the famous EVA heartbreaking fanfiction "Time, Flows"—because she lacked NERV's technical support, Ayanami woke up after three years in a vegetative state, and then died within two weeks.

"Well, Ayanami should supplement her nutrition." Levi looked at Ayanami who was a little embarrassed.

At this moment, the girl with sky-blue hair and red eyes was looking at the lunch box in her hands in confusion, as if everything in it was unknown and new - and she didn't know whether she should accept it or not.

"Ayanami, do you like the food?" Ikari looked at the familiar Kirishima Mana and asked, "If you don't like it... you can just throw it away."

"Hey, that's too much! --That's too much!" Kirishima Mana puffed up her temper and gently hit Ikari's shoulder. Then she said to Ayanami, "Ayanami-san, if you don't like it, you don't have to eat it. Uh... I was just being too sentimental..."

"..." Ayanami shook her head slightly.

She paid no attention to the mistress next to her. Even Asuka was too lazy to pay attention, let alone the less assertive Kirishima Mana - she wasn't listening at all.

"Do you want me to eat it, Ikari-kun?"

"I hope you can replenish your nutrition - starting tomorrow, I'll take care of Ayanami's lunch... no, breakfast, lunch, and dinner." Ikari looked at Ayanami with a distressed look, gently stroking the top of Ayanami's head, who was half his mother, half his mother's mother, theoretically his mother plus, and gave her a head-patting move: "I'll prepare a meal for you tomorrow, and I guarantee you'll enjoy it. Well... but before that, Kirishima's..."

Xiao Ding quickly tested the poison.

It’s not that I don’t trust Kirishima, but I don’t trust the warrior behind Kirishima.

"It tastes pretty good. Now, let me evaluate everything you want to do. After that, let your heart guide you—whatever you want to do, do it!" After explaining nutrition and the body, Ikari explained the idea that people are made of iron and rice is made of steel: "Even vegetarians can ensure a balanced diet. It's not good for a girl to be too thin—so Ayanami should eat more."

"...Okay then, I'd like to eat it."

Do I even need to be taught how to eat? —Yes.

"Ah, then come on—ah, open your mouth and I'll feed you."

"...Ikari-kun?" Yes, Ayanami doesn't understand anything - but some things that she subconsciously finds strange still seem strange to her.

"Uh... ahem, sorry." Xiao Ikari was a little embarrassed.

"Ah--" Like a newborn kitten, she gently moved her head to Ikari's hand and gracefully took the food from the spoon into her mouth. She chewed gently, as if tasting it: "Mm, very delicious, it tastes like Ikari-kun."

"Ahh, so beautiful... Even from a girl's perspective, Ayanami-san is so beautiful. Oh, right, I did this, I did it, Ayanami-san, please give me some praise~" What do you mean by atmosphere group? Kirishima Mana suddenly laughed, pointing at her nose and seeming very excited, hoping to receive the praise of Queen Ayanami at this moment.

"..." After looking at Ikari, and receiving Shinji Ikari's nod of support, Ayanami nodded calmly and said, "Thank you."

"Ah~ It's okay, it's okay. Ayanami-san is so cute. I really want to keep her forever." Kirishima Mana immediately started to act as the atmosphere group, and then stretched out her mouth in front of Ikari: "Ah~~~"

Lie on your back with your mouth open.

I've seen this angle before, and it seems to be a bit awkward.

"I want one too, Shinji-kun, come feed me~"

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Kirishima Mana requested leave again, stating on the note that she was injured—in order to extract information, she had sacrificed herself to feed the demon, single-handedly fighting against 36.78cm! Even if my contributions were not counted, my hard work must be remembered. My story is a story of blood and tears.

Zhan Zi accepted the precious useless information with tears in his eyes. Shouldn't Kirishima Mana, who works behind enemy lines, be awarded a medal?

"What?" Ikari and Ayanami supported each other that day and finished the synchronization test. When they came out, Katsuragi suddenly found him.

"That's right." Katsuragi nodded awkwardly and said, "The American ambassador wants to see you... Well, he's outside now."

"Oh, it's so difficult for the Chinese and Russian ambassadors to see me, but why is the American ambassador like a Japanese father, entering his son's house at will?" Xiao Ikari teased in Russian-style Japanese, sprinkling cumin on the wounds of all the people in District 11 present - the more cooked, the more fragrant it is. "No, let him wait. I'm a Soviet officer, a member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, and an honorary member of the Chinese Communist Party - it's not my decision whether to see the American ambassador or not."

"Uh... Actually, the deputy commander said you can see him. Since you are a member of the combat sequence, you should obey orders and help, right? - Ah, really~ Please help~"

In front of everyone, Misato Katsuragi held Shinji Ikari's head and started beating him.

All the male employees looked at this confused E-face and wanted to switch places with Shinji Ikari.

"Let go, let go—let go of your chest!"

"No, I won't let you go unless you agree to my request!"

At your age, isn't it a bit too much to throw a tantrum with a child?

"Miri, this is disgraceful!" The stepmother couldn't stand it any longer. Aren't you persecuting my good eldest son? She immediately came over and pushed Misato away, pulling Ikari aside and saying, "If Shinji-kun really doesn't like it, forget it—Miri, go explain it to the American ambassador."

"Ah? Those Omi are really evil. I don't want to see their faces for even one more second..."

"Alright, alright, it's just a meeting with the American ambassador." Ikari pouted, waved his hand and said, "I'll go—I just happened to be feeling upset lately! Let them vent their anger!"

"Eh? Mana-chan? Mana-chan! Calm down Mana-chan!"

Despite Misato's repeated requests, Ikari refused to wear casual clothes or driving clothes. Ten minutes later, Ikari, who had specially changed into Soviet military uniform, met the American ambassador to Japan.

"Hello, America, Niet (American)." A "friendly" greeting was exchanged in Russian with the American ambassador. "Ikari Shinji, a member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union and a colonel in the Soviet Army, sends his greetings to you."

"Hello, Mr. Ikari Shinji." He had already anticipated the situation when he arrived, thinking he was a hot-blooded, middle school student. Nothing much to say, just add to the excitement. You don't know how glamorous the world is, do you? Let me help you understand. "It's a pleasure to meet you. I saw your outstanding combat record in the UN internal report. Oh, God be my witness, I'm thrilled. In the name of humanity, I'm so grateful for everything you've done. The UN is proud of you, Mr. Ikari."

You see, this is an ambassador, and the way he speaks is different.

"Hmm?" So you can speak human language? Then I'll be polite to you: "Then..."

"Oh, my apologies." The American ambassador bowed in Japanese style and extended his hand to Ikari. "Let me introduce myself. My name is Rahm Emanuel. You're quite the hero. Well, Shinji is a great name too. My next child is about to be born, and I'm determined to give him a Japanese name. It will reflect the diversity of our family and allow him to know what true heroes are like in this world. Twenty years from now, when I'm an old man, I'll be sitting in a rocking chair and tell my son, 'Dad, why am I called Shinji?' I'll say to him, 'There was once a true world hero with the same name as you. You should be proud of your name.'"

"..." This flattery is indeed good, but how could Xiao Ding not know that it is a sugar-coated bullet? "Mr. Ambassador, I have no right to interfere with your son's name. But I want to ask, what is the matter with you calling me here today?"

"Yes, although we can't announce it right away. Because you know, this kind of war with alien creatures is not something you can talk about casually... Ah, I heard that you Soviets are reporting on this matter. The people from TASS really dare to say anything, and the people from Pravda really dare to write anything - but it's not the same here. The number of unemployed people is terrible. Fifteen years of rescue-style infrastructure has long been slowly ruined. Apart from the Chinese, not many countries still need to continue infrastructure construction. Well, we have too many things to do over there, but heroes should not be buried. Mr. President awards you the highest Medal of Freedom! -"

"Stop! - I must report this matter to my superiors." Xiao Ikari directly rejected the other party's awarding of the medal, not because he wanted to make enemies with the United States.

But the Sino-Soviet relationship that was finally reached cannot be thrown away.

"It's inappropriate for a Soviet soldier to receive a foreign medal without reporting it to the central government. You should go directly to the Soviet ambassador and discuss it with them. Whether I accept it or not is ultimately their decision." Xiao Ikari shrugged, indicating that he could do nothing to help. "I have other military training. If that's all right, I'll take my leave."

"Uh, can we have dinner together? Hey, it's a good opportunity to meet my family." He is so shameless.

"No need for that. I think it's better not to have any unnecessary contact."

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Then, Xiao Ikari encountered another big event.

"Xiao Zhen~ I have to go out tomorrow, so can we, can we..." Katsuragi was lying on the bed, can we just stop here today?

I tried to say a few words while I could still speak. I was treated like a toilet every time and had to change the bed sheets every day. This life was unbearable.

"Whatever Sister Misato says, that's what it is—" The beautiful boy gently hugged Katsuragi, kissed her lips and said, "Dear, can I hold you?"

Honestly, it's not impossible, but I'm really worried about you accidentally getting into trouble. Let's talk about work: "Tomorrow, I'm going to go to old Tokyo."

"Hmm? Oh." Going to fight? I gave them so much information, I hope you can give me some strength.

There are some things that are different about this world.

"Yeah." Katsuragi Misato nodded repeatedly, then slid down from Koidachi's body. She lay on the wet bed - generally speaking, there were two beds. One was in Koidachi's room, and the other was in Katsuragi's room. If Katsuragi's room was too wet, she would sleep in Koidachi's room first, and vice versa, and clean up the next day. "Let's go to your room to talk - um, I'm going to Old Tokyo City tomorrow."

"with whom?"

"...Jealous guy, I'm not jealous of you yet." Big Car hugged Little Car and kissed him gently, then pinched Little Car's ear firmly: "Don't think I don't know some things, huh... Young girls are really more attractive, right?"

"No, no, no, Misato-nee is the most charming person in the world, and I'm just trash—uh, who are you going to Old Tokyo with tomorrow?"

"Ritsuko, it's just the two of us. We're going to a research meeting—"

"I'll take a day off tomorrow. I just finished the plug insertion training today." Xiao Ikari suddenly realized that he could go and watch the fun tomorrow.

Katsuragi didn't need to go there himself. It was better not to do something so dangerous. Fate wasn't absolute. What if something went wrong? Inertia and plot were unreliable. "How about I go with you tomorrow?"

"Uh... that's fine, but... I need to talk to Ritsuko..."

"Please help me, can't I go with you?"

“…Leave it to me!” Looking at Xiao Ikari’s “pleading” eyes, Katsuragi immediately lost his name.

129 Akagi Ritsuko's Balance

"Miri, I've told you more than once that something bad will happen if you do this! You can't tell the difference between public and private, can you? Don't you know you shouldn't bring Shinji-kun out with you?"

Wah wah wah wah wah.

Although Akagi Ritsuko has always been like his stepmother, Shinji Ikari agrees with her in words but remains silent in his heart. But now it seems that if Akagi Ritsuko becomes his mother, she will probably nag like his biological mother.

"Oh, okay, oh, I get it, oh, Ritsuko, please forgive me..."

"Do you know that I only reported the work of you and me this time! It is also very important for Shinji-kun to rest, and you are here..." Akagi Ritsuko was very angry, and she broke down the whole thing to explain it clearly.

The Sengoku have always been dissatisfied with NERV. After all, they are the father's biological son, unlike NERV, which has multiple fathers. But NERV, with five fathers, has more funds than the Strategic Self-Defense Force, which only has one father. Aren't they just big robots? Who is not a devil?

Build your own battle! So, with all the added bonus of cutting-edge technology and experimental materials begged from their father, they finally developed a giant combat robot to rival EVA—JA. Unlike the medium and large military robots, this thing, designed to compete with EVA, starts at 80 meters. In any case, it's clearly competing with NERV and soliciting customers.

Stealing someone's money is like killing their parents. Old Ikari asks the double agent Jiaji to destroy Zhan Zi's plan and hinder the new robot series JA.

So Ritsuko devised a strategy, primarily to scare people. She wrote a program to make JA go berserk. The nuclear-powered JA, ready to explode at any moment, appeared uncontrollable, but in reality the program would automatically stop before the explosion. Kaji Ryoji was responsible for inputting the system into the JA test machine.

In the original work, Katsuragi knew nothing, not knowing that Ikari, Ritsuko, and Kaji were working together to secretly fight against him. He only knew that he had to rush in and would never let tragedy happen even if he died - to be honest, Katsuragi is really a man, a real man!

But from another perspective, while the "Senji" (six, nine, #) might not be a thing, the "Senji" (six, nine, #) might be a thing, but the "Senji" (six, nine, #) might be a thing. More enemies mean more paths, more friends mean more walls. Old Ikari understood this and simply killed them all! He eliminated all those who threatened his completion plan, even if they could actually help him eliminate the Angels.

"Sister Ritsuko." Little Ikari tugged at the hem of Akagi Ritsuko's clothes. He knew all this was his father's doing. That's why he sold out his own father so early on. As the saying goes, a father wants his son to be successful, and a son wants his father to ascend to heaven. And what's more, this father never wanted his son to be successful. Instead, he wanted him to be a tool, and to give him PUA from time to time.

At this moment, the 14-year-old handsome boy, with a weak appearance, diligently poached his father's girlfriend, pleading, "I heard you're going to the Strategic Self-Defense Force's research team. I'm really worried—the Japanese Strategic Self-Defense Force is a mistake, a bunch of garbage, and I'm afraid these garbage will harm you. Really, Sister Ritsuko—please let me go with you! These garbage dare to talk trash. In the name of Kalashnikov, I will teach them the meaning of 7.62 justice!"

"...Well, since you don't bring your assault rifle, I'll let you tag along."

Looking at the little bottom pulling at the corner of her clothes, Ritsuko suddenly felt that the password was correct!

She just loved seeing the Ikari family kneeling before her, begging her! Back then, Ikari had physically knelt before Ritsuko, begging her to help him complete the Compilation Project. Now? Never mind, I'll just collect some interest from your son!

"Thank you, dear Sister Ritsuko, you are so kind!"

"...Stop talking nonsense! Come with me." Looking at Ikari, who was wearing a Soviet colonel's uniform, with the Gold Star, the Red Banner, the Order of Lenin, and the Order of the Republic around his neck—you have a higher status than me, right? "Today I just want to find a military attaché to come with me... Ehmmmm, you seem so much better than Misato. How about Misato, get out, and you just come with me?"

"!?!? Ritsuko!?! Do you dislike me?!"

"Tsk, that's right! Go away—"

"Woooooooo..."

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In the end, Katsuragi became the one who was stuck with a dog-skin plaster, with the excuse being, "I'm a lieutenant colonel after all, give me some respect! I'll have to save face in the future, too—Ritsuko, you should at least follow some rules when you're out there, right? You had me first, so now you despise me?"

After receiving Ritsuko's contemptuous affirmative answer, Katsuragi dragged himself onto the helicopter and refused to leave Ritsuko's right side.

Then standing on Ritsuko's left, with the man on the left and the woman on the right, is Ko Ikari.

Riding on NERV's twin-rotor horizontal helicopter, Ritsuko brought Ikari and a burden to the meeting place.

"Ahh, I can't believe this," Katsuragi Misato sighed, looking out the helicopter window. "This place used to be called the 'Flower Capital' and a megacity, but now there's only seawater."

"The sins of our ancestors will bring disaster to our descendants." Xiao Ikari, smoking a cigarette, looked boredly at the huge test site below. "Isn't this land reclaimed from the sea? In the end, they built an experimental base, and abandoned all the other residential areas. Ah, the Japanese bureaucracy is even more corrupt than the Soviet Union."

"Talk less. What are you laughing at? Aren't you also born Japanese?" Misato glanced at Xiao Ikari unhappily.

"But my nationality is Soviet." Ikari shrugged, his medals trembling nonchalantly, making even the emperor drool. "Misato, you don't think I identify as Japanese, do you? ——The Netherlands, a country that reclaims land, blocked it, and so did our neighbor China, so why..."

"Alright, alright, Shinji-kun, please stop talking and give us some face." It's good to leave a way out so we can meet again in the future. Akagi Ritsuko sighed and said, "Although what you said is not wrong at all..."

"Sister Ritsuko, there's no need to sigh. I think if you were the Prime Minister of Japan, it would be able to transform the old situation into a new one. Although it's still a bourgeois dictatorship, it's better than those people who just sit there doing nothing. Ha, forget about being Prime Minister, I think you're more than qualified to be a commander. How about this, I..."

"Stop, stop, stop, stop! What we are doing now is NERV's helicopter. Xiao Zhen, you are the commander's son, but I am a political novice. If anything happens, I will be the first to die! - Xiao Zhen, just shut up." I am at most the commander's fake daughter-in-law, and actually the commander's son's sex buddy - I even beat my own son to death. Katsuragi doesn't think he will have a good ending.

"Hmph, hmph..." But in Ritsuko's IF line (the official is sick) series, the first person Ritsuko cuts after coming ashore is Ko Ikari.