"I just have one question." Before activating the JA, Shinji Ikari asked one last question in a questioning tone: "If my EVA Unit-01 goes berserk, it's nothing more than me, the pilot, losing control of myself or myself. If something goes wrong, I can either commit suicide or remotely increase the LCL concentration. In either case, it won't pose a huge threat to people's lives and property. If you want to kill me alone—your JA is remote-controlled, and it's fucking atomic energy. Who gave you, a defeated country without even sovereignty, the confidence to build such a thing? Is nuclear energy an energy source you can enjoy? Your only chance to enjoy nuclear energy was in Hiroshima and Nagasaki!"

Shinji Ikari fired another map attack before JA was activated.

"You beast, what are you laughing at! You're Japanese too!" At this moment, an officer standing nearby finally couldn't stand being humiliated in public. He stood up, pointed at Shinji Ikari and cursed back.

"Ah? Who told you I'm Japanese? Hahahahaha - I, a Soviet colonel, am not Japanese at all - bourgeois. Sooner or later, your worker grandfather will..."

The group is starting! The group is starting!

Shinji Ikari was hugged by Katsuragi and taken to the corner.

"Xiao Zhen." Akagi Ritsuko was a bit confused. This guy really is from the reconnaissance department? Oh, yes, and he has excellent experience in small and medium-sized AS. I heard that he can fly small warships, tanks, and air force transport planes - Akagi Ritsuko couldn't help but look at him from a professional perspective. "Why... do you think the remote control of JA is a problem?"

"Unmanned aerial vehicle technology is a double-edged sword. Comrades in the Soviet Union and China both love it, and so do Americans. But the Chinese comrades have done the best—they told me that ordinary military drones are a big problem, especially when it comes to signal reception. Only after the Chinese comrades developed the world's only quantum communication technology were they able to deploy military drones in large quantities. The Soviet Union wasn't quite there, and the Americans were even worse off... but the Americans have higher technological capabilities. I just don't believe it. The companies bidding under the Strategic Self-Defense Force are at best America's adopted sons. No, they're probably just sex slaves, paying for it—why are they so confident in remote control of large robots? The Apostles have a wide variety of attack methods, and their evolutionary capabilities are beyond expectations. I think..."

"Okay, okay, I get it." So that's how it is. He has a wealth of research on international weapons and the military-industrial complex. "Just keep quiet."

"No, I just don't like the sight of it - what a crappy base! Give me three days and I can get a legal pass to get out. If you don't give me time, I can sneak in by myself. Look, I hacked into JA's system! Is that the level of defense? That's it? - Really..." Xiao Ikari was still complaining.

"That's enough." Akagi Ritsuko couldn't bear to listen any longer. If you continued, you would almost tell her all your plans.

"Ritsuko-sister, why are you so anxious? NERV's intelligence department is better than this... a little bit, at least they were diligent in monitoring me, almost catching up with me. Even if we take a step back, JA's nuclear power - a defeated country dares to use nuclear-powered military equipment? It's really..."

"Balance normal! Power normal!"

It turns out that Robert exists in this world.

"Combat action normal! - First gear lateral shift, normal! Second gear lateral shift, normal. Tactical action begins, one!"

Therefore, it is obvious that the speed and technology of JA development have been enhanced.

"Oh, that's pretty good, Ritsuko." Katsuragi looked at the giant robot, which had almost the same mobility as EVA, and after observing it through a telescope, he expressed his feelings and said, "NERV really needs to work harder. This thing has the capital to be so arrogant."

"Hmph." Ritsuko glanced at her best friend who was disloyal and thought to herself that she was not as considerate as her own Xiaozhen. She had wasted the past ten years as her best friend!

"Report, the internal pressure of the reactor is rising." Just then.

The program that Ritsuko hacked into through Kaji was activated.

"The temperature of the cooling water in the first circuit is abnormal and keeps rising!"

"Open the valve and inject accelerated coolant."

"No, the pump's output isn't going up!"

"Cut off the power, emergency brake!"

"No, the signal is out of control! I repeat, it's out of control!"

"Evacuate, everyone, evacuate!"

Suddenly, Shinji Ikari saw JA standing straight up... coming towards him. Oh, this damn fate.

"Xiao Zhen, Misato, don't move! I calculated that it's safe here--" Ritsuko looked through the telescope for a long time. JA started walking straight towards her, so this should be a safe area--she gave rational orders to the two people next to her.

As the ground shaking grew stronger, one of JA's big feet stepped straight on the giant dome of the observation room.

"Get down!" In full view of everyone (but no one had time to watch), Xiao Ding pushed the two carts together and lay down on the two stacked carts.

The one at the bottom is the Katsuragi brand air cushion, the one in the middle is Daddy's forbidden food, and the one at the top is the filial son, Ko Ikari.

"Swish, swish, swish... skirt; six, nine, three, six, one, three, five!..."

"what!!!"

"my hand!"

"My head—"

"Xi~~~Sa!!!"

A JA's several-meter-long foot carried it away, and the flying debris and stones flew everywhere, leaving everyone in the observation room with bloody heads, which was considered a happy ending. Some people were directly transformed into the second dimension.

Xiao Ding hugged his stepmother's buttocks and chest and pressed them for a long time, his whole body trembling and shaking as he moved. Young people are more likely to accidentally discharge their guns. A little stimulation will cause trouble——

At the beginning, Ritsuko Akagi, who was as steady as an old dog, was actually quite dissatisfied when she was pinned down by Ko Ikari. She thought her calculations were correct - but then she found out that she had made a rationalist mistake, because the reality was that the experienced Ko Ikari knew the extent of the collapse of the building - each of the stones flying around could take a person's life, not to mention secondary injuries or damage caused by the collapse of the building that did not meet the standards.

Ritsuko, who was pinned down by Xiao Ding, was panicking at first, but then she realized... something was wrong! You hit me!

Blissful stepmother training?

"Ahem...ah...ah...I, I'm talking to those two up there - what kind of cuckold play is this? I'm almost dying from being pressed down at the bottom, can you please get up quickly so I can take a breath?" As expected of the ultimate dirty girl Misato Katsuragi who is nearly 30 years old, the key point is that it really doesn't feel good to be pressed down at the bottom.

"Xiao...Xiao Zhen?"

"Sorry, sorry." Shinji Ikari stood up, his expression unfazed. He even pulled his stepmother up. Oh, and by the way, Katsuragi originally wanted to be Ikari-chan's stepmother. Of course, it wasn't to marry Ikari Sr., but simply to be his mother.

EVA is all a bunch of fucking ethics jokes.

"Misato-san, Ritsuko-san—are you all right?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Katsuragi cleaned up his military uniform. "Luckily I'm wearing this, otherwise it would be a big loss! - I'll go back and report the work injury. At least I have money for the next few days of drinking and changing clothes."

She had no idea that her best friend had just been dumped by her boyfriend.

"..." His eyes subconsciously glanced at Shinji Ikari—Huh? It was so hard and thick just now. How did it become fine in an instant? Really, you're well hidden! Men always have a certain cooling-off period after committing crimes. You have a very strong cooling-off ability.

"Second time you saved me, Xiao Zhen." Akagi Ritsuko expressed her gratitude for the situation and straightened her own wrinkled dress. This "sexualized" lady was wearing a blue office lady outfit today. To show her disdain for the locals, she didn't even wear stockings. Around her neck hung a thin neckband, an accessory that for some reason the people in District 11 were extremely fond of.

Like a chain.

"Ah... it's broken." The neck strap on her neck broke, and Akagi Ritsuko sighed: "I really liked it... what a pity."

"? Sorry." Xiao Ding apologized, picked up the fallen military cap and put it back on. Then he dusted himself off and said, "If I have time, I'll give you another one. I didn't expect you to use so much force just now..."

"It's okay, it's not your fault..."

"Yeah, yeah, it's not our little Zhen's fault—Ritsuko, you've gained weight again, haven't you? This ribbon is almost six or seven years old, right? You're so stingy, hey…"

"Mei! Ri!"

"Ah? Ah... Xiao Zhen, I have to pay Ritsuko back. It's all your fault! Oh, our Xiao Zhen is very rich... Much richer than me..."

"I just don't want to fall into the consumer trap of capitalism. Ahem—" Shinji Ikari glanced at his prodigal wife, then gestured, "The neck strap is bad for breathing and feels restrictive. It's better not to wear it. Smashing the shackles is good... uh, but I will compensate you..."

"...That's right, you should compensate me with a new one." Akagi Ritsuko found a chair and sat down again. In fact, she was quite conflicted. This was one of the few gifts from her mother, and now it was considered a relic. "Xiao Zhen is very rich?"

"Well, if NERV's disability allowance is approved, we'll be even richer." Xiao Ikari nodded.

One child and two big cars are still chatting.

Everything was about to take off—chaos, disorder, screams, wails, and nearby staff rushing to rescue. And when the secondary damage occurred, the falling rubble created even more chaos—

"What should we do now?" Xiao Ikari looked at the situation at the scene, and then looked at the operating table which was like an ant on the hot pan.

"Unit 1 is completely unresponsive, and Unit 2 is unable to eject its inner fuel rods!"

"The cooling water still has no reaction! It's still being heated!"

"No, we're... completely out of control! At this rate... the internal combustion furnace will completely melt and explode!"

It sounded so familiar to Xiao Ding.

"Hey, Soka over there!" Shinji Ikari stood up and shouted at the control console, "Hurry and get rid of this dangerous nuclear-powered robot! Sokabliote! - This thing is a mobile Chernobyl! It can explode again at any time!"

"...No." General Manager Tanaka shook his head slightly. Not only his career, but also the future of this plan and the future of the JA Self-Defense Force were basically all over. But now, an even more terrifying future awaited him. What if this thing really exploded? Japan was not the Soviet Union, with such a large area to consume. "We can only... wait for it to stop on its own..."

"Automatic stop? What kind of bullshit is that! - Or has the technology reached the standard?" Xiao Ding shouted at the platform: "Automatic stop, when will it stop?"

"...I don't know." Another staff member replied: "The probability of automatic shutdown is... eight decimal places."

"?! That's just a fucking decoration! - Hurry up and get the Zhan Zi people to clean up the mess and move this machine out to sea!"

This time, the Japanese will no longer be afraid of nuclear contamination.

Because after the second impact, the ocean is completely G-forced. Living off the land is a thing of the past—the premise of EVA. While I don't know how the Earth could continue to function without the ocean's vast ecosystem, anyway... let's just look at it this way. EVA interpretation is a well-established field... once a well-established field... once considered by EVA fans to be a well-established field, with varying interpretations. Just take it as it is, and take it as it is.

"Don't you have any manual braking backdoor?" Xiao Ikari was really surprised. Could it be a world line shift? Last week, Misato came on her own. Why not let Misato interrogate her?

"...Yes, but it's top secret. I... have no right to interfere..."

"?! Where's your Prime Minister? Have him come over here and deal with it himself! - Do you really want your own father to be the one to take the fall? - With such a big incident, your picture will definitely be pasted in textbooks all over the world! Along with the ruins of Chernobyl! You can expect to be infamous for eternity!"

"..."

Indeed, it will be infamous forever.

The last photo of the operator rescued from Chernobyl was completely unrecognizable—his entire body, exposed to massive amounts of radiation, was shredded piece by piece until he was reduced to a pool of rotten flesh. All he kept mumbling before dying was, "I followed all the standard procedures. How could this happen?"

Sadly, after such a big incident, who cares whether your operation is standard or not? Especially when the other party catches you and criticizes you to death.

"Moshimoshi!—I'm Tanaka, taking over from Mr. Mita of the Second New Tokyo City. Yes, the Minister of Internal Affairs... Hello, Mita-san, I'm Tanaka. So, here's the thing... Hmm? Ah? Hayi, you've handed over full authority to Mr. Oyamada, right?"

"Oh, Mr. Oyamada... Um, do you want a written report? This is urgent... Ah, okay, we'll send a specialist to submit a written report right away... And what else? Oh, I have a question..."

They called one by one, all using dedicated lines. Xiao Ding was sharp-eyed and saw that some staff even brought a fax machine over.

"What a bunch of fucking bureaucrats!" Xiao Ikari chain-smoked, pointing his finger. "Aren't Japanese bureaucrats so fucking inhuman? Such an important matter, such a serious disaster! And it was man-made—who's responsible when something goes wrong? They're not just going to bow and apologize and call it a day, are they?"

"..."

"? You don't really think the world will forgive you just by bowing and apologizing, do you?"

"..."

There was silence. Misato and Ritsuko, each with their own thoughts, said... Oh, it seems to be true.

"How about this." Misato was the type to get straight to the point of fighting when things didn't go well. "It's better than leaving any regrets! Xiaozhen, you drive the EVA to get me up there, and I'll get into the internal combustion engine and manually close the valve..."

"No, I reject it. The massive amount of radiation will kill you, not to mention that we Soviets used it in Chernobyl, and it didn't end well." Ikari exhaled a puff of smoke. How could he possibly let our sister Misato do something like that again? So Ikari pulled out his long-prepared plan and said, "But I can pilot the EVA and turn it toward the sea, toward the ocean. The sea won't be usable after the second surge anyway, and if anything goes wrong, it's all your fault, the Japanese. At Chernobyl, the Soviets filled it with human lives, creating a relatively safe zone. And you're still arguing about it. Damn it... these bureaucrats should commit seppuku, like a butcher's knife!"

"No, I think my plan is better..."

"Although your plan is good, it is more likely to cause a secondary explosion. Isn't the lesson of Chernobyl enough about the consequences of forcibly shutting down the reactor?" Xiao Ikari began to talk nonsense, saying that he would stop at a certain point anyway.

but!

JA's technology is desirable!

Ikari felt that mass production was desirable for technological applications, but Japan's proposal was a bit lacking. This kind of thing should be left to major powers like the Soviet Union, China, and the United States. Considering the Soviet Union still existed and the United States hadn't fully deindustrialized, everyone had a bright future—the kind where everyone died together.

Xiao Ikari felt that if he had a few of these things around when fighting the apostles, it would save him a lot of trouble.

So, this thing is still... I'm heading north, leaving the season with you! You said you were so tired, you couldn't fall in love with anyone anymore...

In short, head north. Don't look at the map of Japan; this is actually ocean. Cross all of Japan () and take the Japan Strait—but it's deep. Continuing north, we can still go on a tangent. Should we land on the Northern Four Islands? A small JA gift for my new boss, Xun. Have fun with it.

But it's a bit tricky, because I guess Akagi will stop beforehand. I don't know if this thing can operate underwater... Hmm...

"Report to the commander and send Unit 01 over." Misato immediately acted like the head of the tactics department. After all, I am a first lieutenant colonel.

"Miri, it's useless." Ritsuko didn't see it that way. She knew it would be okay if she just left it alone. "Xiao Zhen, give up."

"It's okay, it's okay." Xiao Ding said, "We'll talk later. I'm going to get on the plane first."

Mom, please spend some extra time on the computer!

131 Maya Ibuki is so nice, I will help you have sex with my stepmother for you!

(First of all, you read the right book)

At 7:00 PM Soviet time, Soviet Central Television punctually broadcast the national anthem "Zeit" (the Soviet Union's equivalent of the news broadcast). After the passionate, inspiring opening theme song of "Zeit" ended, the two hosts appeared.

"Good evening, comrades."

"Good evening, dear comrades. Today is Wednesday, August 26th."

"Today, I have a special message for you all. Please look at the picture."

The camera turns and arrives at the place where Xiao Ding came earlier - JA test site.

"At 2:30 p.m. local time, at a special test base on the site of Tokyo, the former capital of Japan, a giant robot equipped with a high-powered nuclear-powered internal combustion engine suddenly went out of control. The local government, with its assets evaded responsibility and evaded responsibility, completely disregarded the safety of the lives and property of the local people and did nothing to address the nuclear leak. However, at this most critical moment, Comrade Ikari Nobuki, a great proletarian fighter, member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, the youngest recipient of the Order of the Gold Star, and a glorious Colonel in the Soviet Red Army, guided by the great spirit of Marxism-Leninism, piloted the latest Soviet-developed combat machine, the EVANGELION Unit-01. He successfully prevented the nuclear leak, not only protecting the lives and property of the local people but also demonstrating the Communists' resolve to overcome all difficulties and obstacles! Please see the report sent back by local reporters below—"

"Hello everyone, I'm Natasha, a frontline reporter. The person in front of me is Colonel Shinji Ikari, the youngest recipient of the Soviet Union's Gold Star Medal. Hello, Colonel, please say hello to our audience."

A handsome young man, with a delicate figure and a striking figure, stood before the television. He seemed a little too young, though. He looked rather frail beneath his colonel uniform. This wasn't the first time the Soviet people had seen this young officer with oriental features. The last time they had seen him was when they first confirmed the existence of extraterrestrial life—ah, yes, the Soviet Union was quite open about this.

Seele's head was about to explode. This was not part of the plan, but it did not affect the plan too much.

"Hello, friends, hello, comrades in the audience. I am a member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, Colonel Ikari Nobuki." Shinji Ikari saluted the camera and the ceremony was over.

"Well, Colonel Ikari. With the approval of the Soviet Politburo, I am here to congratulate you on behalf of Soviet Supreme Chairman Comrade Pavlov—congratulations on once again saving the day." Basically, the Soviet Union was now turning this Kodakari—who was outside the Soviet Union, unable to enter the inner circle, but was incredibly loyal to the Soviet Union and unwavering in his commitment to the cause of communism, and who was also abroad and didn't care about countries outside the communist sphere—into a hero, or more precisely, a Soviet superman.

Life is tough these days, so who doesn't need a shot of adrenaline? A free shot like this wouldn't be a waste if it weren't used.

"Thank you Comrade Pavlov for your congratulations and concern." Xiao Ikari nodded, appearing very calm.

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