Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

In LCL, Ayanami's body can be completely destroyed because of a woman's jealousy, she can lift a gun for old Ikari, she can dissect the EVA body, she can use the human body as a container, and she can trample the human soul with science - such a rationalist woman with complex emotions.

That's really pitiful... Although the damage you caused to my body last week might have been even greater.

Gone was her usual heavy makeup, seemingly following Ikari's advice. Her blond hair had returned to its original black color, but her light makeup remained delicate—a stark contrast to the carefree style of a woman like Katsuragi Misato.

Maybe it's because Katsuragi has been single for a long time, and Akagi Ritsuko has always wanted a "pleaser"? - Although her makeup has changed now.

"Well, what should we do now? We already have Penpen at home...how else..." Ikari thought for a long time and decided: "That Penpen guy is almost a spirit. I heard from Sister Misato that it was a biological experiment conducted by the predecessor of NERV? Amazing! How about letting Penpen raise these two cats? Hmm...but Penpen is a bird? Will he be eaten by these two grown cats in the end?"

"?! Misato even talked about the past... Never mind, that guy must have been completely enslaved! This damn bastard." The moment Akagi Ritsuko mentioned her bestie, her blood pressure instantly rose, her glasses began to reflect, and she became irritable. But looking at Shinji Ikari, she took a deep breath and returned to normal: "Yes, PENPEN was an experimental subject of the research institute that was the predecessor of NERV. It was originally going to be destroyed directly. But Misato was the person in charge of this project... That guy has always been an indecisive woman, and she is very rude, lacks common sense, and has no life skills at all! If she had raised PENPEN, she probably wouldn't have survived for more than a few years. I didn't expect that he has survived so long now. It's really a miracle. It seems that penguin really can survive..."

"So, let that penpen take care of these two cats?" Xiao Ding thought for a long time and made a decision! "If he takes good care of them, I'll give penpen a treat. If he doesn't like them, I'll give penpen a treat."

"...You will definitely not be an ordinary person in the future." Ritsuko Akagi suddenly laughed, as if she saw the shadow of old Ikari in young Ikari.

"But, this is the real Ritsuko-san, right?" Ikari quickly climbed the ladder. "There's a lesbian waiting for you right beside you." My stepmother, please sacrifice yourself for my good brother... Huh? Why does this feel like a Minotaur novel? Ah, whatever, my good brother (Maya Ibuki) sacrificed himself for me anyway... Hmm? What kind of writing style is this? It's almost like a circle.

"Usually, you're that high-minded career queen. After all, you're the greatest scientist in the world, at the forefront of the field." Although this position previously belonged to my biological mother, "But even if you're not a scientist, I prefer this kind of Ritsuko-sister—my dear, the feminine side you show is more feminine than any other woman."

Women should fuck women! Real women are all lesbians! (This is a bold statement, but this gender-swapping argument has been going on in the group for over a decade)

"..." Ritsuko Akagi's delicately made-up eyebrows were slightly wrinkled.

Damn Ikari Gendou, look at your son! Look at yourself again! Comparing people will make you die, comparing goods will make you throw them away! The land around you is moving, the water around you is flowing. Your hands are shaking, and the tears in your heart are flowing...

"Haha. What nonsense are you talking about, kid? But... haha, thank you." Ritsuko Akagi was overjoyed by the teasing, but turned around and calmed down a lot. You teased me? I'm the adult! "Well, now that you're an adult, can you still say these words to me?"

EVA version of Macron, please call me Ikari Macron Shinji from now on

"Kid, don't force yourself to say things beyond your ability. You're not mature enough yet..." Indeed, she wasn't mature enough, even though she pretended to be an adult, but...

"No problem!" Ikari Shinji suddenly agreed, and then added, "As long as I can live to adulthood, even if I'm in South America, the Caribbean, the Middle East, Africa, Southeast Asia—anywhere ravaged by war. Even on an operating table with death in sight—I will do everything I can to tell Sister Ritsuko in person: Dear Sister Ritsuko, I admire your feminine side so much! You're more feminine than any other woman!"

"!! Ikari Shinki-kun! It's almost time! Time to take your medicine. Excuse me, this is so rude! And get out!"

The door of Ritsuko Akagi's office was opened, and the kitten and cat-raising tools were all stuffed into Shinji Ikari's hands. Then Ritsuko Akagi kicked the beautiful boy on the butt and kicked him out of her office door.

"Oh, this is dangerous! I can't let anyone see me so flustered!" Seeing the cat leave, Akagi Ritsuko looked a little dejected. But then, to hide her blush, she quickly put a cigarette in her mouth and started to light it, but paused at the last step. "Should I... also want to live a few more years? Ah, who knows..."

smiled.

He was about to put down the cigarette butt, but then he seemed to remember something and relit it.

"Huh..." Akagi Ritsuko lit a cigarette, looked up at the sky and sighed, thinking: "The premise is that the little guy can live longer, right?... I really am a despicable adult... I don't know if Maya understood what I said... Sigh..."

appendix:

"Of course, no matter how despicable I am, I am still better than that Katsuragi Misato. She actually found a 14-year-old boy as her boyfriend... No, fuck buddy... No, now she's been fucked like a slave. It's obvious that she found a 14-year-old master! You didn't come to work today, are you looking for trouble? You're living such a comfortable life (physics)... Ah, no! You're such a salary thief! - I'll report you and have your salary deducted!"

133 If you calculate it right, it will end immediately

"Hmm?" Ikari Shinji was stunned for a long time, then asked a question: "Mr. Deputy Commander, what did you say?"

"Hmm, did I miss anything just now? Let me repeat it: Unit-00 will be stationed at headquarters. Unit-01's pilot, Colonel Shinji Ikari, will be accompanied by Colonel Misato Katsuragi, Chief of Tactics Section 1, to the 35th Special Zone in China. They will search for and greet the American branch's EVA Unit-02 and its pilot."

what.

Asuka coming to Japan? If you hadn't said this title, I would have thought Yu Qian was here.

"...? Deputy Commander, the American branch's Unit 2..." Xiao Ikari's heart was boiling with rage. "Why is it in China? And why are we going abroad to greet it? What's the purpose of this?"

"This is a UN decision." Did the US know? Dongyue sighed inwardly, but orders were orders. "Unit 2 is a crucial combat capability, and we... might as well inspect it. However, the First Fit Personnel and the Chief of Tactics Section 1 must be able to return to Japan for combat at any time. Well, this time you will fly directly to China in a fighter jet formation. And the Chinese side guarantees that fighter jets will be ready to take off at any time to bring you back to Japan."

"?" Ikari Shinji was stunned for a moment before blurting out, "NATO fighter jets? Not impossible, but I'm not familiar with them. Give me a manual, or better yet, find a professional to compare them with me. Normal takeoffs and landings and high-speed flight are no problem; it's not like I'm flying a fighter jet in combat."

"..." Old man Fuyutsuki pinched his nose bridge, as if he had a headache. He smiled bitterly and said to Xiao Ikari: "Ikari-kun, I didn't ask you to fly a fighter jet."

"? Huh? NATO has three fighter jets now?"

"You and Katsuragi will split up into two fighter planes."

"Hey, that's too much trouble? - If you're worried about me leaking secrets, I can have the Soviet Union send Su-30s. It just so happens that both China and the Soviet Union have such fighters... Otherwise, China can send J-20s. Tsk, how stingy! In order to fight the global crisis, the Chinese and Soviets even threw their own signature yang electron cannons at Japan, and you didn't even..."

"Ikari-kun, this is the consideration of the Senjitsu and the higher-ups. However... if you say so, it's not impossible - indeed, considering various issues and the possibility of taking off and landing on an aircraft carrier... well. I can ask the higher-ups to allow you to fly to China on a two-seat carrier-based aircraft."

"FA18F?" I've wanted to try it out for a long time!

"But you have to abide by the rules and you can't leak information casually." Alas... poor child, he may not live to see the end of the war... Wei... I'm very sorry.

"Or, let me do it..." Misato Katsuragi raised her hand tremblingly.

"Forget it, Misato-san. I never heard you could fly a carrier-based aircraft."

"...Forget carrier-based aircraft, I can't even fly a fighter jet! Who at 14 years old would know how to fly that?"

"? The older brothers in the Alpha group taught me when I was ten."

"When you were ten, your short legs could push the clutch in an airplane?"

"There's no clutch in the plane, it's an automatic." Xiao Ding was speechless. "Besides, the trainees are going to fly a training plane - what does my size have to do with this? The cabin of the training plane is so small..."

At last.

Xiao Ding flew the FA18F two-seat carrier-based aircraft to China's 35th Special Zone - this was the first time after the second attack... including the previous one.

Following Kodakura was another FA-18F, and they had a deal. If Kodakura landed, it would land too. Kodakura's plane was unarmed. If Kodakura made the slightest move, it would lock onto you—and then give you time to parachute out. If you didn't show any resistance, it would just shoot you down.

If the landing is safe, the co-pilot of the second 18F will come over immediately and drive the fighter away.

After the five kind-hearted people actually witnessed the "prophecy" and "alien creatures" after the second impact, they seemed to have reached an unprecedented high degree of consensus - the first priority was to return to Japan as soon as possible to fight against the apostles who might arrive at any time.

Ikari will return to Japan on J15s, and the result will be the same.

So Ikari flew from Tokyo-3 to a US Air Force base in Kyushu, Japan. Then, from Kyushu, he flew to Shanghai, 700 kilometers away—nearby Special Zone 35. The combat radius is short, so we can attach fuel tanks.

"I've been waiting for you, Colonel Ikari." The other party used Chinese to address this Ikari.

An Air Force major general in his 50s came to greet Ikari and did not look down on the 14-year-old.

At the air force base in the 35th Special District, Kodakari was directly greeted by the local air force colonel.

"Thank you for the personal meeting, Major General Hayashi." Ikari saluted, helmet in hand, and said with a smile, "Thank you for the Watergate Bridge. I am truly humbled. Thank you to the Party, thank you to the government—let me introduce you. This is Misato Katsuragi, a Colonel of NERV, a UN-affiliated organization. This is my direct tactical superior, Sister Misato (Japanese), and this is Major General Hayashi."

"Hai! Katzlami Misado, must die! --Hakimi, Masde! There is a leaky little dog, and Ouniga is wearing a Mas."

"Um, Colonel Katsuragi, right? ...Do we need an interpreter for Colonel Katsuragi? Colonel Ikari, your Chinese is really good...it seems like you don't need an interpreter at all?"

"Hahaha, if I could live to see the day when the people of the world are liberated, to be honest, I want to recover and become a translator. I learned Chinese from my Chinese comrades when I was in Moscow and the Middle East. The Chinese comrades are all great." Ikari Shinji nodded, then looked at Katsuragi Misato who looked confused but tried to remain restrained and said, "But for now... I can serve as Colonel Katsuragi's translator - she can just be with me."

"Then I'll take you to meet the second most suitable candidate... Sigh." Suddenly, Major General Lin let out a wry smile, as if sighing. "If only my little grandson could be like you... no, just have your ambition. Not all children can be like you... Oh, sorry, comrade, I didn't mean you were a child."

"I may be a child in age, but not in heart." Xiao Ding smiled and said to Major General Lin, "Why do you feel so emotional?"

"...The second most suitable candidate isn't as worry-free as you are. There's something wrong with American imperialism's youth education."

Misato Katsuragi couldn't get a word in the whole time.

Asuka.

The Asuka of this world...

For God's sake, Marx and Lenin, please don't go too far.

"Let's go meet the second most suitable person. This time, our primary contact is her." Xiao Ikari followed Katsuragi closely and said with a smile, "This time, we are going to receive Unit 2 and the second most suitable person."

"Well, we'll dispatch the Liaoning and Shandong aircraft carrier battle groups to assist you. Furthermore, UN warships will also begin escort operations near the high seas. Oh, Captain Ikari, we're having a welcome banquet for you. I hope you enjoy it."

"!! I miss the Erguotou that my Chinese comrades gave me—I heard you also have Wuliangye, Jiannanchun, and Moutai—oh, my Chinese comrades also said there's a liquor called Lao Hu Tou, which is delicious! Give me some."

"No problem, but as for the second most suitable person..."

"Hey, you! Misato, what's up!"

Suddenly, a sentence in English with a German accent and German-style Japanese sounded.

So familiar, so beautiful, so...

harsh.

Asuka is a Japanese-German American who was born in Germany and grew up in the United States. She speaks English with a very unauthentic German accent.

Xiao Ikari turned around and saw - Oh my god!

Asuka was wearing a fiery red cheongsam, the style looking increasingly familiar. While not 100%, it looked like the one I bought her on the Bund in Shanghai last week. Could it be that she was bringing back memories...

Fourteen years old—to be exact, Asuka was barely past thirteen on that day, not even fourteen. She was the youngest in the entire Evangelion family, otherwise she wouldn't be the most carefree.

"It's okay, Asuka, you've grown a lot taller and become more and more beautiful." Misato greeted the beautiful girl in front of her with a smile.

"That's right! Other parts of your body are becoming more and more feminine too!——"

"Let me introduce you." Misato was already used to this Asuka act. She had seen it before, and honestly, it was even more outrageous before. "Ma-chan, this is Asuka. The exclusive pilot of EVA Unit 02, the second most suitable person. Sōryu Langley Asuka."

"That's right! German-American, 14 years old!" Only little girls would exaggerate their age, and Katsuragi always claimed to be just 29. We'd known each other for a few months, and he was still 29. Asuka, wearing a cheongsam, was practically ecstatic. "Graduated from the University of Bonn, with a PhD from Yale! An American ace pilot—ah, could this Bean Sprout be the third most suitable candidate?"

He walked up to Kodakuni and expressed his intention to defeat the pilot of the evil Axis power on the opposite side.

"Hello, dear Miss Soryu Asuka Langley." Ikari Shinji extended his hand. I wasn't about to argue with a child. "From now on, we'll be comrades—we'll share the joy of success and the pain of war together. I hope we can get along well. It's an honor to meet you."

Xiao Ikari can also speak English with a Russian accent.

"Tsk..." Asuka felt a pang of discomfort at the Russian-accented English. Russians are the most ferocious white people, and Chinese are the most ferocious yellow people. With a touch of both, Ikari was clearly the type to be messed with. "Hmph, let's get along! - You seem like a good guy. I'll protect you on the battlefield from now on...eh?"

Shake hands with Xiao Ikari.

Asuka's small hands, snow-white skin and beautiful face are as delicate as jade, a kind of beauty that is as exquisitely carved as jade.

Ikari was the hand-picked handsome boy, the official hand-picked girl without makeup - beautiful as he was, but these calloused hands suddenly hurt Asuka's beautiful little hands.

Just after Major General Lin shook hands with Xiao Ding, he immediately felt that the young soldier across from him might be the product of a Soviet-style deification campaign. But he was definitely a qualified soldier. The calluses on his hands and the way he walked made it clear he was no slacker.

"Oh shit—hey! What are you doing? What are you holding in your hand?"

"?No?"

"Let me see... why is your hand like this?" Looking at Ikari's hand, Asuka showed an even more surprised expression.

"? Aren't you an American ace pilot? You don't recognize this? — Calluses? You've been crawling on ice and snow since you were four. You'd have these too if you held a gun."

"...Tsk, he's not an easy man to deal with. Come, shake hands! I'm not afraid of you!" The little girl held Ikari's hand tightly and began to swing it up and down. "Of course I'm an American ace pilot, fluent in German, Japanese, and English!"

"?" Proficient? Proficient. You couldn't even read the Japanese questions last week? "Uh, ah, Asuka is amazing."

"Oh, of course! - What do you know? English and Japanese?"

"... English, Japanese—Russian, Chinese, and Arabic—those are the ones I'm more familiar with. French and German were easy to communicate with during combat, but maybe not so easy in daily life. Oh, my Southeast Asian comrades once taught me some of the local languages, but I don't think I'm very good at it..."

“!?——I’m the youngest person to hold a double doctorate!”

"? I'm a graduate of the Junior Military Academy. Uh... I'm currently a high school student, right?"

"Huh, kid!" Suddenly, she won, feeling so good! Asuka held onto Ikari's hand and wouldn't let go, wanting to compete with the gods - if she had a division of Asuka, she would dare to beat Shi Tiankong! "I'm a colonel in the US Army, and I heard your rank is a second lieutenant, right? You have to listen to me from now on!"

"? Uh, I'm a colonel."

"? I don't believe it! - I'm an ace pilot."

"I'm a Soviet hero." I've found my feeling back, I'm back, all back! The feeling of fighting Asuka to death is back! "I'm also a recipient of the Medal of the Republic of China, a Guardian of the Republic! - I killed two apostles, and another one was killed by me and another pilot! How many apostles did you kill before you came here? How many medals of honor do you have? Oh, by the way, the American ambassador wanted to give me a medal of honor a while ago - I don't care about that stuff."

"Me!...Me!! - If I were in Japan, I would have killed all the apostles long ago! My synchronization rate has always been the highest, 49.2%! Medals of Honor and the like, I only get them by killing apostles! They would definitely fill the whole room!"

"My synchronization rate is 120 percent. What are you talking about, sister?"

"?! Who's your little sister?!"

"Huh? I was born on June 6, 2001. What about you?"

"...Anyway, don't call me so affectionately! Giving birth early is great, giving birth early means dying early! Go to hell! Pervert, how long are you going to hold my hand?"

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Shinji Ikari and Asuka sat together angrily.

Misato Katsuragi sat next to Shinji Ikari, hoping to reconcile their conflict. Major General Hayashi sat at the main seat, acting as host.

The cafeteria feeling of this military compound is something that Xiao Ding misses.

"Ah, we have rules here too—there are quotas for entertaining guests. After the second impact, everything was set in stone. I hope you won't blame me."

"How dare I!" He waved his hands repeatedly, unabashedly smiling, and said to Major General Lin, "I'm truly delighted to be here in my spiritual homeland. Come, let's drink to our great communist cause!"

Xiao Ding held up two taels of Maotai and walked away on the spot.

Seeing Asuka beside him stunned, he even picked up the bottle of wine beside him and sniffed it. Wasn't it water? Then he choked and coughed violently.

"cheers."