Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"The second toast is to the great Sino-Soviet friendship. In the future, we will face the evil imperialist conspiracy together! Hurrah!"

"...Cheers." Major General Lin is over 50 years old and seems not to be used to this speed.

"Third cup, I'll drink it. Everyone else please." There were a few people drinking with him, and this time, Xiao Ding didn't speak to Major General Lin at all. Instead, he said to them - giving them enough face: "Cheers to my great spiritual motherland, sing songs for our beloved motherland, and move towards prosperity and strength from now on!"

"cheers."

"Then, everyone, please do as you please." Ikari sat down and teased Asuka, who was still coughing, in Japanese: "What? Are you tired? My dear little Asuka? If you want to sleep, I'll take you back to your cradle."

"Ahem, ahem, who said it's not possible!" Asuka's face flushed red, not sure if it was from coughing or anger: "I, I'm a mature adult!"

"Then...would you like a drink?"

"Come on, who's afraid of who!" Asuka raised her wine glass, and then... her hands trembled as she took action.

"Forget it. Think about it carefully. How can my genius brain possibly compare to a bunch of reckless men?" Asuka swallowed hard. The pungent smell of alcohol nearly killed her. Then, looking at the table, she said, "My brilliant brain is the strongest and cannot be damaged by alcohol! You're finished. You have no future, you unrefined drunkard! — Baka Shinji!"

Oh...it sounds so nice.

If you curse again, it will cost you ten dollars.

"Hehe, hahahahahahahaha——" Ikari Shinji suddenly laughed, making the other person laugh so hard that he got scared.

"You, what are you doing?!"

"Hahaha... It's nothing. I'm just so happy to see Asuka so cute." Little Ikari suddenly burst into laughter.

Then Katsuragi immediately took out a bottle of medicine and hurriedly stuffed it into Ikari Shinji's mouth. He washed it down with two taels of wine. Fortunately, excitement is easier to treat than autism.

"Gudong...ah, sorry." After about ten seconds, Xiao Ikari shook his head and returned to normal, saying, "I just got drunk and ruined everyone's mood - three glasses of wine as punishment! Three glasses of wine as punishment! Gudong, gudong, gudong! - Ha! It's worthy of being liquid gold, awesome!"

Little Ikari shamelessly asked a famous quote from the Xunzong: "Can I have it when I leave? Major General Lin, can you give me a few boxes?"

“…” I’ve never seen such a shameless person! — But it’s really rare to see someone so thick-skinned and able to drink so well at such a young age… It’s hard to ask what the medicine was just now.

"Okay, it's not impossible—"

"Thank you then." Xiao Ding smiled and thanked him. Then he started to pick up some food. After taking two bites, he felt something was wrong: "Uh... what is this?"

"Baga Shinji - this is General Tso's chicken, and this is beef with broccoli. You don't even know this, this is the most delicious Chinese food." Asuka looked at him with disdain, snorted, and started eating.

"...You've never had anything decent to eat." Xiao Ding glanced disdainfully at the German-American in front of him, then turned to Major General Lin and said, "Can we have something decent to eat? - Dear comrade, you're just kidding me."

"We can't help it. Miss Soru loves these and wants them every day. She specifically requested them and even claimed to be an expert on China. We're helpless. Oh, thank goodness you're here, otherwise they'd be too sweet for us to eat. Come on, come on—this table's dishes are overcooked. Tell the kitchen to quickly bring another table." Major General Lin was so happy that he waved his hand and said, "Pick out something authentic—ah, what would Comrade Ikari like to eat?"

"I want to eat—steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer ears, roast duck, roast chicken..."

Suddenly, a staff officer with a Tianjin accent said something in his hometown dialect: "Comrade Ding, this is authentic. But we have no money! (The last line of the menu) - Sit down, sit down, are you tired of eating? Just order something that's enough."

"...Comrades from Tianjin, right? Sure." Xiao Ding nodded and said, "Huaiyang cuisine is too bland. How about Shandong cuisine?"

"no problem."

For a moment, both the host and the guests were in great joy. However, at this moment, Xiao Ding suddenly became angry!

"Yo, beautiful... Uha!——"

"Dangdang!"

It was as if Ikari had eyes on the back of his body. He suddenly jumped up and grabbed the man who was trying to sneak up on Katsuragi from behind and then hugged him.

With a set of standard grappling moves, Xiao Ikari twisted the man's hands, who was trying to hold Katsuragi, and then put a gun to the back of the man's head.

This man is one of the only two sane people in the entire series (the other one is Penpen, outrageous statement). Honestly, he's a pretty good man: Ryoji Kaji.

He died too early, otherwise the atmosphere of the whole play would have collapsed.

"Say your name! Motive!--" Ikari shouted at the other party in English, Russian, Chinese and Japanese in turn.

"Ah! What are you doing!" Asuka was the first to discover what happened and hurried over to pull Ikari.

However, Shinji Ikari ignored him.

"Major General Lin, who is he?!" Xiao Ding touched the man pinned to the ground all over his body.

It's a shame they didn't even touch the Adam embryo—Ikari made a mistake of empiricism. The last time he saw the Adam embryo was when he saw his father holding it during the "Father Says Goodbye, Son Laughing" ceremony. He assumed it was something so small it must be something he carried. He didn't know, but only speculated that Kaji might have brought it with him, but he wasn't sure.

In fact, Jiaji brought the Adam embryo with him through a small restraint device - otherwise it would be really easy for something to go wrong.

"It seems that he doesn't carry it with him at all times. I'll go to his room and look carefully for it later." Xiao Ikari's heart was beating fast.

"Oh, he's from the Third Branch of the German side, an entourage that came with Unit 2 and the Second Suitable Person... Colonel Ikari, don't worry. We're one of them, one of us—"

"Ahhh... It hurts—Hey, hey, hey, Misato. You, you found a good ward..." The man, whose face was sweating from the pain, did not forget to make a few jokes and said to Katsuragi, "Ah, this is the third most suitable person, right?"

"Ah? Hey——" Katsuragi had been enjoying a very comfortable life in the past few months. Looking at the man in front of her, she no longer felt any lingering feelings. She waved her hand and said with disgust: "It's okay, what's wrong? Thin dog? Can't even beat a child? Forget it——"

"?! Misato, what did you say?" You weren't like this before? "Uh, well... I was just... ah!"

"Excuse me." Xiao Ding immediately pulled the man up from the ground, and even considerately cleaned the dust off him, completing the body search. "I didn't expect that you were so sneaky approaching and turned out to be one of us... Uh. We haven't introduced ourselves yet, who are you?"

"This is Mr. Kaji, you barbaric Soviet!" Asuka hugged Kaji Ryoji's arms in her arms. She thought for a long time but couldn't figure out why the great man, the manly Kaji Ryoji, knelt down at the first sight.

Still kneeling so completely?

"Ah, it's okay, Asuka. Um... the third most suitable candidate, right? So impressive, so impressive, as expected of a young combat hero. I've read about you. Let me introduce you—Ryoji Kaji."

"Ikari Shinji." Little Ikari smiled and shook hands with the other person. Both men had strong hands.

"Then... Misato." Ryoji Kaji looked at Katsuragi and said kindly, "Why, we haven't seen each other for so many years, why don't you say hello?" Ryoji Kaji meant that we should keep in touch and we owe each other.

"Ah, didn't you just hit him?" Katsuragi Misato said that it's better to miss each other than to see each other. Why bother to meet again after such a long separation? Distance makes beauty: "Xiao Zhen, do you want to hit him again?"

"No, no, no, this 'Makoto' is a bit too strong in combat. I'm afraid I can't beat him." Kaji Ryoji found a chair and forced his way in. Now you are the outsider, okay? "Well, 'Makoto' - Katsuragi's sleeping posture has never been very good. Has she changed?"

"Huh!" Asuka's face flushed, she was confused. What? Are adults so dirty?

"?!?! What nonsense are you talking about in front of a child?!" Misato Katsuragi thinks we should not contact each other anymore. I'm afraid Xiaozhen will misunderstand!

"I think private life matters, women's private life matters, shouldn't be discussed so brazenly in public. As for what Misato likes, it's none of your business. You're not her idiot ex-boyfriend, are you?" Shinji Ikari said with an indifferent look, shrugging his shoulders and saying boredly, "You're being persistent and petty. Brother Kaji, men should broaden their horizons. Come on, there's nothing more to say about Misato. I'll buy you a drink, brother. Go ahead, do whatever you want."

"Eh?"

"Come on, I'll do whatever I want - if you can't do it, forget it." Gudong.

"The third cup, if you can't do it, forget it—"

"Who says I can't?!"

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"Ugh—" Kaji Ryoji, supported by Asuka, vomited profusely. "You really don't act like an adult at all. You've lost completely."

"Mr. Kaji, are you okay?" Asuka ran around like a dog and quickly handed him a glass of water: "Hey, hey! Mr. Kaji, beat that brat next time."

"Looks pretty blue." Kaji Ryoji knew his own limitations. Although he was still in his prime, it was obvious that some things were still far inferior to those of a reckless young man. "And that's not a brat, Asuka. He's half a year older than you."

"Humph, just a boring boy—that guy said he was a Soviet colonel. Isn't he a second-generation rich man from Japan? Did he buy his position?"

"That guy... well, I do know something about him." After all, he was a multiple spy. Then Kaji Ryoji talked about the war record of Ikari before he came to Japan at the age of 14.

"?! Wuu, wusu?"

"That's right, this is the information I got. Before coming to Japan, the Third Fit's last battle was in the Middle East, where he blew up a tank and defeated the local government's attack on a small town. To be honest, he fought very bravely—"

"I... I really didn't expect..."

"Let's get to know him sometime. He's really good. But... Ugh! How can he drink so much? Ugh! Yes, he's a bit stingy. He's quite good at getting people to drink... Ugh!"

Shinji Ikari burped.

He secretly sneaked into Kaji Ryoji's residence - he was from the investigation department and had strong anti-reconnaissance capabilities.

He went to secretly "meet" Adam!

134 Asuka is a good girl

Shinji Ikari wants to secretly "meet" Adam, the instigator of the Second Impact.

According to some interpretations, Adam is an indigenous person... or something like that, with a specific origin presumably from the universe or "God." Anyway, whatever you don't understand is just divine, which is perfectly normal. The sky explodes, and Adam makes a dazzling appearance as White Moon. Adam's subordinates are the Apostles—who are knocked unconscious by the alien creature Lilith, who descends from the sky.

Lilith represents the Black Moon, the Black Goat in Western parlance, the Emperor in Christianity—or more closely the Mysterious Gate in Taoist parlance. She is the root of the world, everlasting and inexhaustible. Lilith felt it within her, and the LCL she shed gave birth to all living things in the world, including humanity.

Considering that the DNA of apostles and humans is extremely similar (according to Ritsuko Akagi), there is an 80% chance that Lilith and Adam are of the same species.

In the late 20th and early 21st centuries, humans disturbed Adam in Antarctica, triggering a second shock. Otherwise, if Adam had awakened, everyone would have been doomed. Old Ikari deliberately tried to bring Yui back by becoming Adam himself and touching Ayanami, the Lilith (in the old movie). I don't quite understand the reaction this triggered.

According to Anno's original concept, EVA's story was simply that of an ancient civilization, not that profound. All plot points could be based on references to Hayao Miyazaki; a scholar's work can't be called plagiarism. The Dead Sea Scrolls are a product of ancient civilization, which is perfectly normal. However, in the new theatrical version, considering the possibility of a fresh setting, the "reincarnation theory" was introduced. It's unclear whether the Dead Sea Scrolls are a product of reincarnation or something else entirely—of course, if the reincarnation theory is true.

The final boss is still Ikari Yui!

This woman is so terrifying! If anything happens to my son, I don't care if you finish the job or not. This is all bullshit! — Rebuild the world for me!!! (Shocking sound)

In general, due to the Dead Sea Scrolls, humans discovered Adam. When Adam awakens, he will destroy the world.

Little Ikari secretly wants to steal "Adam". Based on his "speculation" from last week's episode, he thinks that it should be Kaji who has the opportunity, motivation and possibility to bring Adam to Ikari Gendō at this time.

Ikari wants to steal Adam, and as long as he gets Adam, the whole play will be over, and 60% of it will be over; and as long as he sneaks into Kaji Ryoji's room, everything may be over.

But the will of the universe just won’t let me.

"Cough... cough cough..." In the corridor of Ryoji Kaji's room, Ikari suddenly burst into coughing violently.

Is he fucking mad? Who knows.

Then, like Zhou Yu, blood spurted from his mouth. While theoretically, this was due to internal damage, in reality, it was the mental pollution that led to the overstrength of the body, which then led to its collapse. This collapse led to the beginning of mental problems, and with both spiritual and material gains—Ikari suddenly collapsed to the ground.

"Ahem..." Blood flowed from the corner of Shinji Ikari's mouth. The young man trembled and reached for the handbag at his waist. However, he found that his limbs began to lose control. He held the medicine bottle in his hand, and his whole body began to shake like Parkinson's disease. The medicine bottle then scattered on the ground.

Damn, is God trying to kill me?

"Really... Mr. Kaji thinks too highly of that... huh?"

At that moment, Asuka's room was right next to Kaji Ryoji's. She was returning to her room when she saw the handsome boy lying in the hallway, shaking like he had a butt plug stuck in him.

His eyes were red, tears streaming down his face, and he was shaking all over. He was shaking as he moved his hands—literally, he was shaking as he moved his hands. His medicine bottle fell to the ground, just like Hayata Susumu had dropped his beta wand, and he was shaking as he tried to retrieve it.

"? Ahaha, Baka Shinji, you...what's wrong with you?"

There seemed to be something wrong with Xiao Ding's posture. This wasn't just the kind of drinking you'd expect. Especially with this behavior, he looked like he was in a lot of pain.

Asuka was usually rather arrogant, but when it came to being aloof, the Germans were generally less arrogant. Anyway, Asuka quickly ran over. Seeing Ikari, who had been lying on the ground for almost a few minutes, she went over to taunt him.

"Hey! Soviet bastard! What's wrong with you?! - Hello?"

"Give..." It was so embarrassing. Ikari had thought he could leave a different impression on Asuka than last week. At this moment, he could only lie there like a dead dog. The psychological torture was painful, and he was not that strong. The pain of this kind of mental illness was unavoidable: "Give me the medicine... the medicine..."

"?! You're sick? It's not an infectious disease, is it?!" The American doctor immediately thought of Ebola, but at this moment Asuka did not throw Shinji Ikari aside. Instead, she opened the medicine and said, "How much should I take? Talk to me, you idiot!"

"It's very, very uncomfortable...Give me ten pills..."

"? Aren't you full at the dinner just now? Really..." Asuka counted ten pieces and fed them to Ikari, prying open his teeth. There was no way to do it without water, so he had to chew it dry. Fortunately, there was more saliva.

"Gudong..." After chewing the pill and swallowing it, Shinji Ikari twitched and sobbed on the ground for about a minute before the tremors slowly subsided.

"Thank you... darling." Ikari breathed a sigh of relief, wiping the blood from the corners of his mouth and the tears from his eyes. Looking at Asuka, who seemed both strange and curious, he praised her generously: "Without you, I'd be in danger. I owe you a favor..."

"Huh, huh... Of course! You'll have a chance to pay it back soon, Soviet... Are you autistic? What happened just now? Coughing up blood again? You're coughing up blood? You don't have Ebola, do you?"

"It's not an infectious disease, don't worry, Dōrōgōy." Xiao Ikari shook his head, picked up his military cap from the ground and cleaned himself up. "It's just a simple... aftereffect of mental pollution. It will be fine if I can control it with medication. Ah... I'm so embarrassed..."

"...?!?! Mental pollution? Japan's combat intensity is so high? How could you be mentally polluted?" As a pilot, to be honest, I knew what mental pollution meant. Especially seeing how painful Ikari looked just now... This was a question to ask clearly. Isn't this my future?

"Don't worry, I'm like this for various reasons. It's nothing serious." Xiao Ding waved his hands repeatedly to reassure the other party: "My situation is a bit special. The high synchronization rate is a big problem."

"You...what's your synchronization rate? Isn't it said that more is better?"

"Didn't I tell you at the dinner table just now? 120%? Generally speaking, it's around 90."

"?!?! Ugh, your... synchronization rate is really that high? No... why don't I know? Aren't the synchronization rates of the whole world public?" Asuka's eyes widened, and then she put her hands on Shinji Ikari's neck and began to touch him randomly: "Are you really human?"

"The goods are genuine, guaranteed to be genuine." Although if this mental pollution continues, the next step will be Apostle transformation, and then all kinds of drugs will be continuously added. "I can't do anything about the high synchronization rate. Honestly, a synchronization rate of around 50 is enough. My comrade, the most suitable person, Ayanami Rei, has a synchronization rate of less than 40, but she can still complete the mission. As for public disclosure... I'm a latecomer, not as professional as Asuka. I was originally a scout in the Soviet Army, and later fought guerrilla warfare. I used to fly small and medium-sized AS, so I can't compare with you."

"Hmph, hmph..." Why is this latecomer so strong? Asuka snorted twice and took her hand away from pinching Shinji's mouth. Looking at the young man in front of her who was in agony just now, now smiling again, she felt a sense of emptiness in her heart...

It felt like I'd punched the air—why did I feel like I'd lost? Was it because... I was a child? Or was the other person acting like an adult?

"Hey—how mentally polluted are you?"

"Hmm... Level 2..."

"?! Level 2? Then why weren't you hospitalized?"

"If I'm in the hospital, who will continue to work? Who will resist the apostles? Besides, it's only level 2..."

"For ordinary people, level 2 is moderate pollution, and level 3 means death! Your situation is so dangerous, is the NERV Japanese branch so inhumane?" Asuka didn't know if it could be considered as being specific in advance - yes, NERV was indeed so inhumane.