Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

You are almost dying of mental pollution, but old Ikari still doesn't care.

"We are like bricks in the revolution, moving wherever we are needed. If my death can bring happiness to millions of people, then I will die a worthy death, and I am happy with it." Ikari Shinji nodded, then suddenly looked at Asuka and smiled, "Protecting our comrades is also important, don't worry, Asuka. If we have to use up our strength, we'll use people like me first. Nothing will happen to you."

"Who told you to say that? I'm a team player, too!" Nonsense! You have absolutely no team player at all. You're the one who can't be found in a fight, and you're the one who jumps into the enemy pile to steal the damage. The tank hasn't even started the fight yet, and your DPS is already overwhelming them. If you don't die in the OT, who will?

Don't you still need me to protect you and die for you?

"Of course, I believe Asuka is a professional." Ikari Shinji's eyes were very certain, and then he suddenly laughed again: "But I hope you can keep what happened just now a secret for me... After all, it's embarrassing, worrying, and... Haha, it will make me drink less. I'm not going on a business trip, so I have to drink a few more glasses."

"Tsk... not that I can't. Next time, remember, be careful with Mr. Jiaji and don't get him drunk again! Do you understand?"

"Yes, yes, the beautiful lady's order, of course I have to obey."

"!! Shut up, you bastard! You, you, you... don't you have any sense of shame?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Sure enough, the tsundere is the most afraid of direct contact, right? — And you're American, and you can't stand this? "Whatever you say, that's what it is. You're the boss."

"Humph, of course! Remember this from now on. I heard there's another teammate in the Japanese branch, right? I'll be the captain, and you two will listen to me! I promise that if you obey the arrangements, you'll be able to win easily, and you won't have to win in disgrace like before! Humph!" Asuka was so arrogant. She looked up at Shinji Ikari who was applauding on the side.

Okay.

Not vulgar, not cowardly, considered a man - and obedient! A perfect tool, he must have fallen at my feet! Humph, I am really charming!

"By the way, what are you doing here?"

"I'm lost." Shinji Ikari lied as soon as he opened his mouth. "The air base is so big, I want to take a look around and then go back to my dormitory. Hmm... we should be almost there."

"Baga Baga—Hey, stupid Shinji, where is your place? Tell me, I've memorized the map! I'll take you back!"

"Thank you very much, Asuka." Damn the obstructive woman, Xiao Ikari smiled and nodded and said, "I live in..."

135 tag: happy

Shinji Ikari was sent back to his room by Asuka, but the best opportunity to steal Adam was lost.

However, Asuka did not leave, but sat down in Koizumi's room.

As the older sister, I have to teach my younger brother to be obedient.

"Ahem! In Germany..."

"East Germany, West Germany?"

"...Sid."

"? Where are you from?"

"Bonn."

"Oh, the best place in West Germany—where are you from?"

"East Prussia..."

"Oh, Kaliningrad."

"?!?!"

The conversation almost faltered.

Shinji Ikari also felt that the excitement was enough - after all, Asuka's hair was a very enjoyable visual feast. But just like eating spicy hot pot, it's okay to have a spicy meal every now and then, and it's better to eat healthily.

This version of Shinji Ikari is already familiar with every hair of Asuka. How could he not know her personality?

We truly merged into one—the Ikari Yui brand plug carried too much. While our ability to coax ordinary girls might be insufficient, our targeted output, targeted empowerment, and striving for a quick, effective combination of punches led to true value coupling—that was no problem.

After about ten minutes, Asuka, who had an unhappy expression just now, was praised to the sky. She felt like she didn't even know her own name.

"You're right, I'm the strongest in the entire NATO! You really have good vision, much better than those dirty, smelly adults! -" Asuka picked up a can of juice in the room and drank it. Probably because this was a VIP room prepared for a 14-year-old child, some things that "children" would like were placed in advance: "In the future, I will protect you in NERV, so you don't have to worry about me! Hehehe..."

With an expression of excitement that was about to burst, Asuka patted Shinji Ikari's shoulder vigorously. "Hey, you guy, I'll definitely say a few good words for you when I get to NERV. I'll be the main force in the next battle, and you can just watch from the side. Haha, if I win more cleanly, you can just go and recuperate. Hahaha, Asuka-sama is very kind!"

Asuka looks very happy.

"It's nothing, it's nothing. After all, who doesn't want to live? I'm not some idiot Japanese militarist who'd crash planes into battleships (beep~)." Shinji Ikari kept a kind smile in the face of Asuka's various taunts. "One day, sooner or later, we will win. By then, Asuka will be a great hero. By then, Asuka, is there anything you want to do?"

"Hmph, of course!" Asuka looked up and then launched into a classic line, "I will become the youngest Air Force Marshal in the world! Then I'll retire and become the youngest Nobel Prize winner in the world at 20! Before I'm 30, I'll conquer the oceans and restore the entire marine ecosystem to its pre-Second Impact state. By the time I'm 40, I'll conquer the universe and expand human settlements from a tiny spot on the moon to the entire Milky Way! Well, that's it for now."

"Oh..." Shinji Ikari is really broken this time. Asuka is really ambitious.

"Hey, Baka Shinji, what about you? - After you get hard, what are you going to do? Go back to your Soviet Union?"

"No, I'm... an ordinary person, not as outstanding as Asuka. Before, I was always fighting guerrilla warfare in war-torn areas..."

"By the way, guerrilla warfare?" Asuka suddenly became interested. She looked at the older boy in front of her, who seemed a little shy as he mentioned the past. She didn't dislike his shyness. "Why would you do such a dangerous thing?"

"Because I was there, and because I should have done it." Ikari Shinji's eyes suddenly shifted from shy to resolute. "That answers your question perfectly—what Asuka is about to do can benefit so many people. I can't do that. Perhaps, as you say, I'm a fool. But I can only handle it in my own foolish way. Someone was killed right in front of me. I have no other options. I know the crux of the matter. It's not something that can be solved by killing a few warlords, a few bad guys, or taking down a few capitalists—but the local refugees are there. If we don't take care of them, they'll die soon. I fought alongside my brother, Sagara Sousuke. We shivered in caves in Afghanistan, dodged poisonous insects in the rainforest rivers of South Asia, and hid in the same trenches like rats. Local oppression never ceases, and neither does resistance. If NERV's battle ends, my contract expires. I'll probably go somewhere in South America. I have a plan with that Sagara guy. Well, after that, our average life expectancy is in our early twenties. Maybe in a few years, I'll die in that river, in that unknown ravine—that's it."

"...Are you stupid?"

For the first time, Asuka stared with wide eyes at the alien in front of her who seemed to be a different species from her.

"Maybe, it's an idiot." Ikari Shinji's smile was a little bitter: "But, there are always people who have to do what idiots do, right?"

"I piloted the EVA to prove I was a hero!" As expected of an American, right? "And then, to become famous, to become the most famous girl in the world! To be the center of attention, it's that simple!"

"I hope so—but life is short." Ikari Shinji sat and looked at Asuka, who stood up with her arms open as if she wanted to own the whole world. He said, "Live in the present."

"...Tsk, you old-fashioned idiot." As if "Baka" had become Shinji Ikari's proper noun, Asuka looked down on him with unstoppable force: "You bastard, I'll defeat the Angels, you just go take sick leave. Why are you talking so much nonsense—are you really planning to die in the plug? That mental pollution of yours could kill you at any moment!"

"Well... this might be a little difficult."

"What do you mean? Don't you believe I can fight an apostle alone?!"

"Of course not." Haha, none of you have ever succeeded. Come on, you are a loser. "I believe in your professionalism, my dear lady - but some things are not that simple. Especially when it comes to matters of life and death -"

"Of course it's a matter of life and death. Hey, aren't you afraid of death?" I poked the boy in front of me with my finger: "You idiot, use your idiot brain and think carefully! - Where is your future? Where is your life? You yourself are not important? If you die, can those adults shed a tear for you? Stupid idiot, what an idiot! -"

"I think you're right." Xiao Ikari knew that the girl in front of him was arrogant and proud, and when she got angry, no one could stop her even with nine bulls - but! This ancestor of tsundere in history had one thing that later tsunderes could hardly achieve: she was good at thinking and summarizing.

Although she didn't say it, this intelligent girl was capable of reflection and learning from experience. At the very least, she was more receptive to others' opinions than one might imagine. It was just that sometimes she was too reflective, often leading to her inaccurate path. The more knowledge she gained, the more reactionary she became.

"That's right!" Asuka looked at Ikari's expression and saw that he had corrected his mistakes. He was still a good masochist and loyal dog! Humph, you've fallen for me, right? You...

"But, my dear lady, have you ever thought that perhaps in the face of the magnitude of all humanity, my health and even my life are not worth mentioning." Ikari also sighed and spoke softly, expressing his views to Asuka in front of him: "Do you know? How much I want to live to watch the fiery red sunrise. Living is for love, for everyone around you and with you. Do you know? How much I want to live to wake up with everyone at dawn. You must know this, Asuka...but we have no choice. Just like the cherry tree sleeping in the winter garden, like the cherry blossoms blooming in spring, they bloom again in spring and grow into new trees."

"You guy..." Are you planning to be a poet?

"But we have no choice, Asuka." Ikari Shinji continued to sigh, as if he in this dimension had somewhat accepted his fate. The Ikari Shinji in another world came to the rescue.

As for this world's Shinji Ikari, his fate seems sealed. Even if he weren't lost in the LCL again, this dimension's Shinji Ikari has vowed to dedicate his life to the cause of communism. It's a bit like Che Guevara's. I wonder if, when I leave this world, my soul will be detached... no, can it even be detached? I am him, he is me, and we are one.

"Perhaps you can't accept it right away. Honestly, I couldn't at first either. I was scared, terrified, and trembling. I almost deserted the battlefield the first time. Honestly, I'm not as strong or as powerful as Asuka—but my future is already sealed. I'll either die in the LCL or somewhere else. I accept this damn fate, but if one day, when humanity looks back on the past, my name doesn't have to be on it, but I'm definitely an important part of it!"

"...Crazy." Asuka's enthusiasm suddenly cooled.

She realized that the young soldier in front of her was probably a lunatic.

"Ah, you crazy guy? You're one step closer than Baka Shinji." Little Ikari had a smile on his face. He said with a smile: "Asuka is different from me. Asuka still has a colorful future."

At least that's how it is in this world.

"Tsk, anyway, I won't let you die so easily. But if you plan on committing suicide, I won't stop you." Asuka said nonchalantly. After all, they had just met. "Hey, you're lucky to have me condescend to be your comrade, you know that?"

"Yes, yes, yes. Tomorrow I wish you eternal bliss and a lifespan as long as the heavens. May your achievements surpass those of Caesar, and your derby brother be surpassed by heaven. May you live for thousands of years, a peerless figure throughout the ages!"

"Hmm... uh, isn't that a bit too much?"

"It's not too much, I'm an atheist anyway. No way, no way, no way? Asuka is so smart, she doesn't believe in gods, right?"

"Hmph... Hey, nice compliment, keep it up next time - anyway! I, Asuka, will protect you well! You... don't die."

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The next day, Unit 2 and the second most suitable person, Asuka, began loading. China's freight system was the best in the world, and the Jiangnan Shipyard's transport ship could easily transport an 80-meter-long toy.

"Loading will take a while, and the accompanying warships are ready. We'll send you to the high seas, and then... hehe, the United Nations—the American Combined Fleet—will send someone to take you over. At that point, our mission here will be complete."

Major General Lin watched the loading of EVA Unit 2 in the distance, his serious expression softening considerably. "Although this is Area 35, a special area, we also have many leisure and entertainment venues here. After all, all families have to live here. This area is closed to outsiders and the regulations are very strict, so you can basically rest assured. Well - Colonel Katsuragi, if you are at ease, you can take these two to rest and come back after the loading is completed."

Major General Lin handed a document signed with his own name and another official document directly to Misato Katsuragi.

Xiao Ding helped translate it.

"Hayi, Ariado Dog Smash Imas." Katsuragi Misato smiled and saluted, taking the signed documents in her hand. Then she said, "I just happened to be free, ah, thank you so much."

What’s the best thing about traveling on public funds?

Of course it’s all public money for eating, drinking, spending and traveling!

if not?

"Let's go, Xiaozhen, Asuka, let's go shopping - I heard that Chinese food tastes best when eaten in the simplest places!" Misato Katsuragi hugged Xiao Ikari and Asuka on both sides and walked out of the military base, but they had to take a shuttle bus first.

"...Then you know a lot, Misato-nee." Ikari consciously wanted to get on the driver's seat of the small shuttle bus - but was kicked away by Misato Katsuragi's high heels, and he sat on it like a big kid.

"Where's Asuka? Aren't you going to buy some souvenirs?"

"There's nothing to buy—by the way, where's Mr. Kaji?"

"...Don't bother with that bastard, I don't know where he ran off to. But it's just right, he was just hitchhiking anyway, it's not within my duties and authority, it's none of my business." Misato Katsuragi rejected her old lover, fearing what Xiaozhen beside her would think.

Normal male and female behavior.

"Hmph...if it weren't for Mr. Kaji..." Asuka glanced at her new "dog" beside her - the first domesticated dog she had ever owned. Instead of the stray dog ​​whistling at her on the side of the road, Asuka said, "Tsk, this guy wants to help me get something!"

"Hmph, let's go." Katsuragi waved his hand, as if lamenting that he was the leader of the Boy Scouts, and that his two subordinates combined were not as old as him (sad), and suddenly sang an old nursery rhyme: "Monsters~Destroying~is~our mission~"

"Are you sick?" Asuka seemed a little overwhelmed: "Why are you singing this?!"

"Oh, this is fun! I had a blast watching this when I was a kid! Hey, ha! - And Asuka, I really want to know, do you watch special effects movies too?" Katsuragi suddenly struck a few poses and pulled Ikari: "Hey, Shin-chan - can you sing?"

"I know, I will. I've seen special effects films too—ahem—the burning streets~ the roar reaches my ears~"

"Hehe, come on, Asuka, come together~"

Katsuragi and Shinji suddenly picked up Asuka.

Get familiar with this position as soon as possible, you will be familiar with it later.

"Ahhh! I can't stand you guys!!! - 'Come back, come back, Ultraman!!' - Are you satisfied? You two idiots!"

The good times were just yesterday.

136 Slowly knock on your atrium—push it all in!

For escort on the high seas, Xiao Ding and his companion boarded the EVA-line-modified Z-20F ship-borne helicopter and flew from the EVA-line-modified Liaoning nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to the US Nimitz-class nuclear-powered aircraft carrier.

Nimitz, nuclear-powered aircraft carriers—Big Brother isn't dead these days, EVA has reappeared, and is developing rapidly. If you think this arms race can be stopped, then there's something fishy going on.

"Oh, God, and Jesus!" He calls his Father and Brother Heaven, and before him stands the US United Nations Fleet, commanded by Commander Bob, a pure American with a red neck. Yet, he has the face that, in the Japanese worldview, European and American fleet commanders are supposed to have.

At this moment, the fleet commander-in-chief, Major General Bob, was looking at the "Sima Face" work permit handed over by Misato Katsuragi with great interest.

Misato Katsuragi's work ID photo highlights her office worker Sima face. Apart from her name, her age, weight, and measurements are basically all blacked out. (I don't know why the work ID has measurements on it.)

"Ha, when I first saw you, I thought I met a big sister leading the Boy Scouts. It seems that I guessed wrong--"

Major General Bob had a sarcastic look on his face.

"Maybe it's just my old eyesight, there's nothing I can do." Shinji Ikari, wearing a Soviet military uniform, had no intention of indulging the other party. Isn't he more sarcastic?

Gu Shuyun: If you want to know how good your eloquence is, you have to be reasonable when you are in Zuan for eight years. If you don’t mess with me, I won’t say a word about your mother. But if you mess with me——"Did you buy your horse on Pinduoduo? To be honest, I tried it yesterday, and the disposable ones are so easy to use. How could I give a bad review for a 3.8 yuan Pinduoduo with free shipping? I have to let more people know how good your mother is! If you kneel down and call me dad right now, I will give you a good review directly. If you still want to show respect to the elderly, remember to look in the trash can, the smelliest one is it."

No one present understood Chinese, so no one could translate this part.

The only person who seemed to be building the bridge was an Asian. This Asian was surprised and thought that he might not have learned Chinese well when he was a child.

"…What did you say?"

"I say, Rear Admiral, you're wise." Shinji Ikari said sarcastically for a moment, "If you don't want to learn about the New World, you can go to senior citizen university. Or do you think your fleet is invincible? The next time alien creatures attack in the Pacific, your fleet will warp to the scene at lightspeed to intercept them? Or how about you personally carry your main aircraft carrier to land in Japan? Oh, I almost forgot, the Americans still have this antique battleship?"

"Haha, I didn't expect you to be so arrogant at such a young age. If the Soviets want, they can just go to Japan and make a move. If they have the guts, they can show off their skills in the Pacific instead of always complaining about world affairs and worrying about the size of their territorial disputes from a hundred years ago." Americans are very proud of their century-long expansion of their global sphere of influence. "Or else, why not jump down from those four little islands in the north and touch the Japanese? Oh, who are you? Japanese? Soviet? Or... a traitor?"

"I am a glorious soldier of the Soviet Red Army, a proletarian fighter. When my contract in Japan ends, I will continue to South America to eliminate the capitalists and their dogs. As for the things happening in the Pacific, on the day of the end of the world, you will see countless nuclear submarines rising on both sides of the Pacific and Atlantic. I hope that mankind will not have to live to that day. Oh, as for the bastards? Hahahaha, the world's largest bastard country actually has the nerve to criticize others?"

Soviet English and American English were sparring with each other, a real, direct confrontation. Listening to them was like being in a dog market, and those around you didn't dare to interrupt, or you'd get covered in blood.

"That's enough, Shin-chan, you better keep quiet." Katsuragi Misato felt that Ikari Shin-chan had shown up, but she still had something to say. Her Japanese English, thick with flavor, surged, "Ah, Commander Bob. Please don't get so involved with a 14-year-old soldier. —In any case, please sign first."

"We have already signed the Chinese documents - those upstarts are really difficult to deal with." The old man sat in his command seat, unmoved.

"Oh, a barbarian who is less than three hundred years old has the nerve to laugh at a country that is five thousand years old and call it a nouveau riche." Xiao Ikari laughed in English beside him.

"Um?!"