Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"!!! You, you, you, what are you talking about...but..." With her hands on her hips, she tried to boast for a moment. The beautiful girl blushed proudly, trying to hide her shyness while also being a little bold. She acted like she should. "If you want to say that, it's okay...it's okay too! Don't worry about the battles from now on."

"Asuka is truly formidable." Ikari Shinji began preparing the meal, adding as he did so. "At our age, we should be far away from life and death and all that. The first time I was on the battlefield, I wasn't just scared to tears. I'm not afraid to laugh at you if I tell you this. I even... well, I'm afraid you'll laugh at me, so forget it. But Asuka is truly amazing. Facing those terrifying alien creatures, she actually... sigh."

In fact, the whole EVA is a story about fighting aliens, which may not matter to readers who accept the story. However, the children fighting are facing life and death, and it is a matter of life and death for the entire human race. Of course, Asuka is also...

"Of course I'm not afraid of anything!" The cute girl acted so strong, but now these boys and girls couldn't hide anything from each other: "Yes, I am that strong!"

Shinji Ikari looked at her blushing but forced calmness and smiled softly: "Thank you, Asuka - it's great to have you around."

"?! Baka Shinji, is there something wrong with you today?" Asuka looked at the beautiful boy in front of her suspiciously: "Are you mentally ill? Why are you so... so..."

"Gentle?"

"P!"

"Then besides me." Xiao Ding resumed cooking: "We'll talk about my affairs later. What about you? What do you want to do in the future?"

"Me? If that's the case..." Asuka's mood suddenly darkened. "After all the Angels are defeated, what should I do? I can no longer pilot an EVA, so I probably won't be needed by anyone anymore..."

"? Haha." Ikari Shinji didn't even turn his head.

"?What do you mean?"

"What else could it mean?" Ikari Shinji chuckled softly and said, "Asuka is like the sun in Ikari Shinji's eyes. Not needed by others? Am I not a human being? I don't have the same idea as you, if I don't drive an EVA anymore, if no one in this world needs me. As long as Asuka still needs me, I have value - move aside, I'm going to cut the mound."

"...You bastard, you...ah, forget it." Suddenly he was in a good mood.

"As for Asuka, with your looks..." Ikari Shinji turned around and looked at her carefully: "Is it okay to be Miss World?"

"Humph, although I do have this confidence!" The yellow-haired girl was extremely confident: "But I don't want to become a commodity for the masses with vulgar faces."

"Who knows..." Shinji Ikari looked at the other person carefully and asked, "Let's be frank. Asuka has many options and possibilities. As for me... I hope to spend the rest of my life with everyone."

"? Where are you from, old man? Never mind, this is really weird."

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Asuka ate well today, and has been doing well lately. She's even gained a bit of weight, forcing her to undergo a lot of weight loss exercises with professional guidance.

Fortunately, she had a professional medical team behind her, in addition to psychotherapy. Asuka still felt a little bit fatter, but other than that, her sleep quality seemed to be getting better.

"Asuka is different from those guys~Asuka is special~So, from now on~I have to~work hard on my own~"

The upper body is a light yellow cute little thing, and the lower body is just a pair of smooth white ordinary underwear. She wears this at home, and later in front of Shinji Ikari, she didn't even cover up. This is really torture. At the age of 14, everything looks like a hole, and you torture me like this, it's simply...

Asuka was lying on the tatami mattress, holding a small doll in her hand, as if she was talking to herself - or as if she was talking to the doll: "But, there are still idiots... two idiots who are willing to come with me..."

"more or less."

At this moment, the soul of another RE Asuka also floated to the side of Asuka in the real world.

The two Asukas meet again, each one understanding the other. Only the real-world Asuka might be a little awkward, because dreams always reveal a person's truest side. The real-world Asuka...still has some strange desires. For example, a (her-centered) group sex—a little girl under 14, no wonder she grew up in the American empire. If you've met someone you like, whether you're a man or a woman, you can all have some fun together.

"Didn't you say you were confused about what the future would hold after you eliminated the Angels?" The re-version of Asuka snorted and chuckled. "That's easy. I was going to tell you last time - you can become the commander of Nerv. Then you'll be directly under the command of the United Nations. Not only will you be able to run EVA as you please, but that idiot Shinji will also be able to serve under you - isn't that great?"

"...? Is that still an option?" Asuka in the real world felt as if the world had opened up when she heard what re Asuka said: "Then..."

"Then I'd rather die."

at this time.

In the dream, another person seemed to appear.

He was 1.58 meters tall, with a delicate and handsome appearance, wearing a white pilot's uniform. However, his left hand appeared injured and bandaged, and he wore a black eyepatch over his right eye. He appeared to have sustained serious injuries, and he stared at the two Asukas in front of him with anger and resentment.

"?!?! Stupid Shinji?!—You, you, you, what are you doing in my dream?"

"What am I doing here? I'm here to show you what you've done to me." Shinji Ikari sneered in disgust, then added, "How dare you still have the nerve to criticize me here? Your final cowardice, arrogance, and disgusting nature ruined everything, Asuka!"

"?!?! Who are you scolding?"

"You're the cause of all this—"

The re version of Asuka was looking at Shinji Ikari, who seemed to be a stranger in front of her, and he looked so familiar.

It seems like this is another Shinji Ikari who has... walked into the wrong world line?

"who are you?"

"I am Shinji Ikari after the failure of the Completion Plan!" As expected, this Shinji Ikari looked at the two Asukas in front of him with disgust and said, "I came here specifically to seek revenge on you!"

"Ah, stop!" The re-version of Asuka looked at the re-version of Ikari Shinji and said with full experience: "Sorry, you've taken the wrong path - this may not be your world."

152 A World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed

Things are changing, it's obvious that he has lost his way again.

Or perhaps it was the will of Macrocosm (Ikari Yui) who hoped that things would not go too far - in order to give her son a good ending, Ikari Yui had already painstakingly created countless worlds.

There is a Shinji Ikari in this world who is somewhat different from the Shinji Ikari in other worlds.

Maybe Wei's mother felt that her son's life was too tiring.

So, there is such a world.

——Men don't have to bear so many responsibilities, ah, that's the legendary "A World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed".txt

In this world, the three-no girl Ayanami Rei and the tsundere girl Asuka—they all revolve around Shinji Ikari. If Katsuragi Misato wanted to take care of Shinji Ikari, she would be criticized. After all, this is a world where the concept of chastity is reversed, it really is...

If Shinji Ikari from this book had traveled through time, he'd probably have slept with the entire NERV. Don't be embarrassed, it's the other party who's going to be embarrassed. Killing a thousand people is nothing. As long as little Ikari doesn't behave like a human, he doesn't need to do anything. The entire city of Tokyo-3 will be filled with the legend of his beautiful young cannon king.

Unfortunately, he in that world lacks the ambition, still maintaining a reserved, "feminine" air. In reality, if you just let go, anything is possible—unfortunately, people are bound by all sorts of constraints. Once you cast off those constraints, the world becomes a beautiful place.

"Eh, how disgusting..." The two Asukas instantly felt uncomfortable with the effeminate Shinji Ikari in front of them. They said almost in unison: "You guy, you are so... effeminate..."

"What do you mean by sissy? I'm not a sissy at all. People always say I'm very gentle... Never mind, let's not talk about that." This version of Ikari Shinji looked at the two Asukas in front of him with goosebumps all over their bodies, and began to feel uncomfortable too: "On the contrary, you two look as weak and effeminate as men. It's really disgusting to watch! - Ha, I know how disgusting you Asukas are. You actually had the mind to do fucks right in front of my hospital bed."

"……Eh?"

"What? Want to see it?" This was a dream world, after all, so retrieving any memory was relatively simple. Shinji Ikari of the RE world raised his hand, and a world-famous painting popped up.

In the RE world, Shinji Ikari lay unconscious in a hospital bed, while Asuka from his world collapsed beside the bed and fired a shot.

"?!?!?! Baga, hentai! This this this..." Although the two Asukas didn't understand, they were greatly shocked.

"Tsk, girls are so disgusting." Shinji Ikari of the RE world curled his lips in disgust and said, "Girls are just like this, full of sexual desire at all times, disgusting."

"?!?!"

Everyone was shocked.

"That's exactly how it is in my world!" Asuka in the RE world certainly wasn't the type to be manipulated at any time. She immediately opened a picture in her dream world. The picture was also a world-famous painting—

Shinji Ikari fell in front of Asuka who was unconscious on the hospital bed and masturbated.

Everyone's three views were shaken, as if the whole world was shaking. After all, the spiritual world was constantly shaking.

"Anyway! It's Asuka's fault that my world is destroyed."

"It's all Shinji Ikari's fault! My world is destroyed!"

Asuka looks at RE Asuka and RE Ikari Shinji from two different worlds (a world where the concept of chastity is reversed), and it feels like she can grab a handful of popcorn and start watching a show.

The way these two are spreading rumors about each other's past is really...

"That's enough." After all, it concerns me too, and it's not good to keep cursing like this. Asuka from this world came out to smooth things over - to be honest, look at this bunch of bastards, and then look at myself... Oh, it seems that although my childhood was a bit miserable, it's still better than these guys! "I'm Asuka too. In short - you all have come to the wrong world! This world is not the world you want to come to. Go away, leave my world."

"...How do I get there? I don't know. Anyway, I need to find this world's Ikari Shinji first! Tell him to stay away from you sex-crazed girls!" The RE world's Ikari Shinji said with disgust, "How disgusting... Even if you're not Asuka from my world—tsk, you're still girls."

"...I can't stand it anymore, this guy really deserves a beating!" Asuka in the RE world felt like her blood pressure was about to explode.

"Why, are you going to hit a man?"

"!?!?"

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All in all, all in all.

When Shinji Ikari woke up from a good sleep, he felt that the whole world was different.

He woke up this morning. Normally, he would be the first one to wake up and prepare breakfast. But today, when he opened his eyes, he saw Asuka staring at him intently with her big, emerald eyes.

"?! Asuka, are you going to attack me?" Ikari Shinji opened his eyes and saw such a beautiful girl staring at him, and immediately wiped his eyes to get rid of the mucus. Even a beautiful boy can't be immune to these things: "What are you doing..."

"...Don't be so effeminate and disgusting." Asuka stared at Shinji Ikari for a long time, looking left and right, up and down. It turns out that every boy is not simple. I thought and thought, I guessed and guessed again, boys' moods are really strange. Come on, come on... "Hey, you... say something to me."

"? What do you want me to say?"

"whatever."

"People are the most precious..."

"Change it! - By the way, sing a song for me, quickly! Anything is fine! Don't sing those weird songs of yours, you know what I mean!" Asuka sat on Shinji Ikari's lap. Wow! Okay, since you're so serviceable, then Ikari really agrees to anything.

"...?! Uh, that... ah! I figured it out. 'Don't cry, my love. Tears and 'you' don't match. Let's go, move forward, ah ah, even though the smile in my heart has disappeared~~'"

HOMO's hit song "Winter Flowers" has appeared many times before.

"...What the hell is that?" Asuka looked at Shinji Ikari with disdain: "Okay, it's okay..."

"No, Asuka, what's wrong with you today?" Shinji Ikari let the even more familiar girl ride on his thighs in a very familiar manner, and he gently pushed the girl who didn't care about men's "grumpiness" in the morning.

The other party fell down naturally and lay on the pillow next to him, seeming not to resist.

Feeling like an old married couple.

"Why, you finally like me?"

"Pfft!—Just came to see if you've turned into a sissy pervert. But it looks like... not."

"Why do you think so?" Shinji Ikari was very surprised.

"I had a dream yesterday... Never mind, I won't tell you." Asuka lay down on Shinji Ikari's bed... The boy's scent made her feel incredibly at ease, even more at ease than sleeping in her own bed. That kind of complete relaxation was something you couldn't get when sleeping alone. "Go to the side and cook, I need to... get some more sleep..."

"?! Hey, hey, hey, you're being unreasonable, aren't you? You..."

"What are you arguing about? There should be a limit to ignoring your neighbors!" Shinji Ikari was wondering why Asuka got up so early, but a low-probability event - Katsuragi getting up early - actually happened.

Katsuragi Misato kicked open Shinji Ikari's door and saw...

Her lover and her lover's lover were in bed together. She saw the world-famous painting: It was obviously me who came first.

"?! What's going on?!" Misato Katsuragi was stunned.

"!? Misato-san, you know me—Asuka's lost in sleep again." Ikari Shinji calmed down, but his voice was still trembling: "If I had taken action, the battlefield wouldn't be so clean... Misato-san, calm down."

154 ghost beast

"Come on, young man, tell me why this happened?" Asuka continued to sleep on Shinji Ikari's bed, while Misato Katsuragi sat in the living room with her hands on her chest, looking like she was interrogating a criminal.

"No, nothing. Misato-san—it's just a little, uh... weird." Ikari didn't know what was going on, so he told the truth. After all, he had been in the Soviet Union, and the high-pressure environment there was much more severe than NERV—so he told the truth: "I woke up this morning and found Asuka lying on the bed in front of me. Her eyes were fixed on me, and she insisted on listening to me recite poetry—to judge whether I was a sissy or not. I don't know what stimulated her, but she seemed very sleepy—she lay down on my bed and fell asleep immediately."

"Tsk... I'm not against you young people dating. But I warn you, Asuka is a good girl. What... what are you going to do?"

Misato Katsuragi was originally teaching Shinji Ikari a lesson as an adult, but she found that the little bottom in front of her stood up and walked towards her. The 29-year-old woman was a little flustered when she saw the 14-year-old beautiful boy.

Shinji Ikari walked gently behind Misato Katsuragi, put his arms around her body and kissed her long hair gently.

"Hey! You're not allowed to..."

"Misato-san is the only woman who has a relationship with me. Ah, if you think about it carefully, if Misato-san doesn't want me anymore one day, then I won't be interested in living in this world anymore." You see, this is called CPU, the beautiful boy said softly, CPUing hard, "Ah, Misato-san, you can't abandon this poor child~"

"...Hey, are you threatening me?"

"Hmm~ I guess so." Ikari Shinji smiled and kissed the other person's serious face lightly: "So, Misato-nee, please don't abandon me."

"..." Now I should be worried that you'll abandon me, an old lady, when you find someone your own age, right? -- Katsuragi sighed, not expecting to be comforted by a child. Katsuragi Misato, with a look of letting him go, gave up her airs and said softly, "Let me go now. We had an agreement."

"Hayi hayi hayi, yes, Misato-nee." After giving Misato Katsuragi a gentle kiss on the cheek, the beautiful boy said, "Compared to my disgusting physical desires, of course, having Misato-nee's feelings makes me feel more alive."

The CPU is too obvious.

"Tsk, yawn—I was on duty yesterday, and you woke me up today. Go make dinner. Put it in the microwave. I'll take a nap and get up later." Katsuragi waved her hand, stood up, and prepared to go back to sleep. After thinking for a moment, she wiped her lips, which might have been covered in lipstick, vigorously—and kissed Ikari like a lover. She whispered, almost inaudibly, "We'll continue when I get back today."

Look, this couple lives in harmony.

You say, we old Ikari (not Ikari Gendō) people, Ikari Shinji, have such a good life with Asuka, Ayanami Rei, and Kirishima Mana. Why do we occasionally get so affectionate with Katsuragi Misato? It can't be helped, we old Ikari people are fierce, strong, and have good physical fitness.

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Who am I? I am Shinji Ikari.

Ikari had no plug-in mission today, but instead had to undergo general physical training at NERV. NERV Japan was frantically researching the results of Ikari's and his team's experiments. There's no such thing as an impenetrable wall. The utterly useless intelligence capabilities of NERV Japan Headquarters, where the deputy commander was kidnapped from their base, were as leaky as a pair of breathable shorts.