Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Oh, that's unlikely, isn't it? This guy wouldn't do something like loving someone and loving their dog too - but he might hate someone and hate their dog too. I'm my mother's son in the physical sense...hiss, could it be that..." Little Ikari suddenly revealed a very surprised look: "Ikari Gendō and I are not actually father and son in the biological sense? Ah, so with that, everything fits in!"

"...?!?!"

"Eh?" Old Dongyue was stunned.

"Looking at the time, the records show that Mom and Ikari Gendo got married in January, and I was born in June. This is obviously wrong... Could it be that..."

"No, no, no, absolutely not. Ikari Yui is a wonderful person, and she is very loyal to Gendou." "My goddess, even if she is your biological mother, could you please not say that?" "Although it may be hard to say, I know your mother, maybe more than I know."

"Okay, let's take a step back and say this—this guy Gendo Ikari is complete rubbish. He didn't even offer any safety guarantees!" Little Ikari began to diss: "Just to marry my mom and take over her social resources, right? Yeah, it seems my mom's family is pretty snobbish. This guy seems to have been promoted since marrying my mom. It's unbelievable, a story of a small clerk marrying a beautiful, wealthy woman and getting a promotion and a raise. Technically, he's far inferior to my mom, and his connections are just a bunch of idiots. Why can't I believe he's the director instead of my mom?"

"...Ikari-kun." Fuyutsuki stood up. No, no more. If he continued, Old Ikari would be completely rejected. "It's getting late, and you still have experiments to run. I think sons should understand their parents, but this arrangement is not good. Often, even the closest people are just 'outsiders.' Excessive probing is not good."

"That guy started investigating me. The Soviet ambassador said a lot of people at the NERV branch in the Soviet Union have been looking for information on me recently. Haha, but the Japanese intelligence department is really lame." Little Ikari curled his lips. What's more terrifying is Seele: "It doesn't matter if it's not enough. My mother really has a problem choosing a spouse. She chose such a person as a husband. Sigh... I really wish I could change my father. Even if it's the deceitful Ki (Fuyutsuki) Mori, he's better than Ikari Gendou, right?"

Password! Correct!

"Haha, this is something that can't be changed." Fuyutsuki Yukimatsu shook his head slightly and said, "Your mother loves Gendou, there is no doubt about that. I also saw you when you were a child, and your mother also loved you unconditionally..."

"I know that. I can... feel it. The heart won't lie." The Machine Spirit was delighted, but Little Ikari shrugged and said with a smile, "But Ikari Gendou is truly selfish. He does everything like that. He uses his son even if he can. He even uses his former teacher if he can. He's even willing to change his last name if he can use himself. Who says he wasn't taking advantage of my mother by getting close to her? It's really pitiful. My mother—in the end, she might have been used by him after all."

"Gendou still loves your mother deeply. I can guarantee that."

"Deeply? How come I didn't see that? Haha, he's still selfish, right? Who knows if behind his selfless act, he's just trying to fulfill himself? Forget it, but this has nothing to do with me. I still have experiments to do, so I'll leave first."

"...Ikari-kun, remember to change your clothes before the experiment, and even better, get a haircut."

"Okay, Fuyuki Sensen (Teacher Dongyue)."

“…” You Ikari family members all like to mess with people’s mentality, right?

Xiao Ikari left.

As soon as he left, Lao Ding came in directly from another door.

"Teacher Fuyutsuki, you shouldn't have said so much to him." Old Ikari already had a face full of grief, and now it was even darker, as if his entire family had died... After all, his son was the only one left in his family. Keep up the good work, get stronger and stronger, and create more glory.

"Ah, this kid is very interesting, just like you when you were young. If you think about it carefully, he should know something... Even if I don't tell him, he seems to be able to investigate it himself. Well, I didn't expect that the United States has kept so many files on you..." Fuyutsuki Yukimatsu glanced at Ikari Gendo, indicating that this was not all my fault.

"Hmph..." Old Ikari's mental state was also unstable. Every damn word that young Ikari had just said stung his heart - mainly because he loved Ikari Yui too much. As a twisted fan of Ikari Yui, his love was indeed mixed with countless twists.

Just now, Xiao Ikari kept poking at him one after another, almost causing Ikari Gendo to have a mental breakdown. Especially when he saw Xiao Ikari, who looked just like Ikari Yui, and was listening to the words spoken in the form of [Ikari Yui]——

When I first approached Ikari Yui, I was indeed very utilitarian.

But then... it was love.

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"The older generation is really troublesome." Xiao Ikari curled his lips, indicating that the world is still different from what he imagined.

Especially recently, there are more and more signs that the world is very different.

If I had provoked Old Ikari so much, he would have collapsed long ago. If I had gone to Fuyutsuki's office dressed like this, Old Ikari would have sniffed the air and rushed over like a mad dog.

I didn't expect that old Ikari is so patient.

Xiao Ikari still has a gun in his hand.

If Ikari Sr. made a move, Ikari Sr. would have killed the bugs and shot down the sun—right in front of the deputy commander. If Ikari Sr. made a move, the deputy commander would have taken over immediately. Seele couldn't stand by and watch NERV fall apart; someone would have to fight the Angels. Fuyutsuki's personality wasn't suited to being the top executive, so now was the time to mobilize the Five Permanent Members!

Alas, what a pity.

Her plan to use her beauty to bring disaster failed.

"Pfft...Haha, Baka Shinji, do you have a cross-dressing fetish?" Asuka took a look at Shinji Ikari's outfit and suddenly laughed.

"? How am I a cross-dresser?" Xiao Ikari patted his chest and said, "I dress similarly to everyone around me, right?"

"Uh...nonsense, you...still?"

Asuka looked at Shinji Ikari in front of her, seemingly in disbelief. "Look closely! This is a very ordinary white lab coat, suitable for all male and female employees. These are simple black trousers, suitable for both male and female employees. This is a simple purple shirt. The color is a bit gay, but it doesn't mean men can't wear it, right?"

"Hair, why is your hair so long?!"

"Tsk, there's something wrong with your diss. Long hair means female? Look at Aoba-kun over there." Ikari pointed a thumb at Aoba Shigeru next to him and said, "His hair is already below his shoulders. Do you think he's a man or a woman? You're from America, and yet you're so conservative?"

Aoba Shigeru on the side: ...Can this AOE hit me too?

"Hey, you..." Xiao Ikari suddenly showed a playful smile, walked to Asuka's side and whispered: "You are not really a lesbian, are you? Everyone looks like a woman to you? Hahaha..."

"?!bump!"

"Puff!" Too close, so he couldn't block it. A punch landed on his eight-pack, and Asuka was furious. Trying to trick him, trying to sneak attack him, this fourteen-year-old comrade.

"You three, stop messing around—learn more from Rei." Katsuragi Misato sighed. She had no idea what Ikari was going to do today... well... but she had to admit that the bishounen element was a bit strong. With short hair, it was like playing bishounen, but with long hair, it was like playing lesbian.

Katsuragi pointed at Ayanami with a serious look on his face: "Can't you just listen to others like ordinary young people? - Okay, you three are ready to enter the plug! Xiaozhen, go change your clothes, hurry up!"

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150 May you live long

A thick cloud of LCL enveloped the three of them. Inside the plug of Unit-01, the three young men and women conducted their first joint plug experiment. The daily bustle of life ended, leaving only the echoes of silence. Without needing to see each other, the three felt each other's presence. There was no discomfort, no sense of loss of self—rather, a sense of complete trust.

　A huge sense of happiness enveloped the three of them - from now on, they would be even happier.

No matter how sweet the love words are, they are unnecessary at this moment.

It seems that countless worlds filled with regret and sighs are silently blessing the three people in this world.

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"Well, that's great. So far, there hasn't been any rejection reaction at all. The three-person experiment is also working well. EVA is truly amazing." Akagi Ritsuko looked at the experimental report and nodded gently. "Continue the experiment, and keep the insertion depth constant."

"Yes, the insertion depth remains unchanged - Senior, some of the mental manifestations of the first suitable person have been restored again." Maya Ibuki and Ritsuko Akagi, a pair of senior and junior students, work together happily.

"Well. If the country is dead, I'd rather die in Wane." Ritsuko Akagi also felt deeply emotional.

She was one of the most knowledgeable people about Ayanami. She didn't know her inside and out, but at least she knew her better than her mother.

This is a "man-made human" in every sense of the word, a man-made human who wouldn't survive long after arriving at NERV. Therefore, he's flawed in many ways, unable to pilot an EVA with the full, human-like ability. There are even issues with the neural connection between the EVA and its pilot.

However, these issues seemed to be fixed once the three of them entered the insertion port together.

"The moderate mental pollution of the third most suitable individual is also gradually improving. Hmm... Senior sister, take a look at this set of monitoring data..."

"Research in this area still needs to be strengthened... In addition, this research file will be temporarily sealed and not released to the public - I will hand it directly to the commander." Akagi nodded slightly, expressing enough happiness in his words.

"Yes, senpai—then," Ibuki Maya chuckled and said, "Makoto is really lucky... But who of the other two is the princess?"

"..." There's also an older princess, but I don't know about that. Akagi Ritsuko still cares about her bestie, but it seems she's not sure if she can get her bestie, an ordinary person, into EVA. This is her last act of concern. Akagi Ritsuko gently patted Maya Ibuki's head and scolded her helplessly, "I don't know. If you have time to care about this, just keep an eye on the data."

Ibuki Maya cutely stuck out her tongue and answered "yes".

"…Rei's health has been restored, as has Shin's, and Asuka is currently fine. It's truly astonishing—do pilots actually help each other to this degree?" During her research, Akagi Ritsuko focused her primary safety metric on the "heart wall," essentially determining whether each pilot's AT positions were eroding excessively. "Not only are they not eroding each other, but they're actually able to repair each other under these circumstances... incredible..."

Ritsuko Akagi looked at the answers to the experiments in front of her as if she was seeing the future of mankind.

"It can heal the mind, it can heal the body, so how much further can it go? Hmm... I'm really looking forward to it..."

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If Ikari's role in Unit-01 can be considered a return to the mother's womb, then Asuka's role in Unit-01 can be considered the coexistence of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Is Ayanami considered "another me in the world" in Unit-01?

Anyway, if I were Yui Ikari, and I knew that my husband had been tinkering with a clone of himself for more than a decade - no matter what the reason, I would definitely go crazy. Of course, it doesn't matter. In her heart, Yui Ikari has a relatively positive attitude towards Ayanami, at least she doesn't feel disgusted.

But this world always allows for all kinds of small miracles.

"Hehehe~" Asuka hummed, seeming to be in a very good mood. And Ikari Shinji discovered a rather unique problem - the other party's German accent seemed to have weakened.

"Asuka, your accent... seems to be more Japanese?"

"Huh? It seems so, stupid Shinji—Professor Akagi said it was because of the synchronization test between the three of us... Hey, do you still have the nerve to say that to me? Your Russian accent has also disappeared."

"Seems to be……"

Ikari flexed his tongue, and the last bit of difference in this world seemed to have been completely digested. Then he looked at Ayanami beside him.

"Ayanami, do you feel anything strange? Ah... it seems like you don't have an accent at all." Asuka was more active than Ikari.

"Not bad." Ayanami nodded gently, as usual expressing her indifference. However, after about two seconds, she seemed to hesitate and said in a barely audible voice, "Thank you."

"?!?! Ahaha, Shinji, did you hear that?" Asuka laughed like a seven or eight-year-old child, patting Ikari's back hard, with that arrogant and elated look of a successful courtship: "Ayanami, I'm the first person to thank you!"

“……”The villain succeeds!

"Oh, are you jealous? Hahaha..." Oh no, Asuka showed a happy smile - Oh no, is this the joy of being a blonde?

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"...Isn't it a bit too stimulating for...teenagers?"

Maya Ibuki looked at the young men and women who were being helped out of the cockpit and asked her senior student nearby, "Will this... affect these children's future perspectives?"

"Oh, I don't know." Akagi Ritsuko shook her head and said softly, "The price the pilots paid was indeed too high. But there's nothing we can do about it... As for Shin, his values ​​are different from ours. He seems to be a carpe diem type, so we might as well just go along with him. As for Rei... she doesn't have many values ​​to begin with, so if she's willing to reshape them, that's a good idea (I just don't know if old Ikari would agree). As for Asuka... well, well... I thought she was a bit arrogant, but I didn't expect her to be so easy to deal with."

On the side, Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms over her chest, wondering what she was thinking.

Maybe he was thinking about the future battle plan, maybe he was thinking about the future lives of the boys and girls, maybe he was thinking...

The life of a couple is not as good as that of a couple of three, and the life of a couple of three is not as good as that of a couple of four.

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It's hard to say the three pilots' spiritual worlds are unified, but we can say they share a deep spiritual connection. Their relationships are intertwined, yet complementary and interfering—and yet, despite their completely opposite personalities, they manage to get along so harmoniously.

It made Katsuragi seem like an outsider.

Whether it was the fact that they had played together in LCL or the age gap, Katsuragi felt like he was out of place.

There's a feeling of being abandoned—until it's filled up again and the mind has no time to process these sad thoughts.

"Eh……"

The next day, before the last class in the morning.

The old teacher was holding a stack of survey forms on future ambitions.

"Is it already this late? Yeah, but we're all second years now. Please fill out your future plans and hand them in to me. Hey, Touki-san, please distribute them."

"Yes!" The freckled young girl class monitor stood up and distributed several questionnaires. At this time, the bell rang.

"How boring—I have to play house with you little kids." Asuka was the youngest among them, but she was the most arrogant. She leaned on Ikari's shoulders, hugging him like she was surrounded by two people. Looking at Ayanami beside her, she shrugged and said, "Japan still has this formalism thing? What about the future, the future—I have a doctorate in two disciplines, what else is there? Boring, just hand in a blank paper... Hey, stupid Shinji, where are you? You're not going to write about some xxist warrior again, are you? Or some jungle warfare—"

"Of course not." Ikari shook his head. Perhaps Americans have a psychological trauma from jungle warfare? He said softly, "One can't imagine an unknown future... Besides, everyone knows what I'm going to do, so writing it down would be pointless, wouldn't it? Um... what does Ayanami want to write?"

"...I don't know." Ayanami shook her head gently, with two big words in her two red eyes - confusion.

"That's great." Kirishima Mana said lovingly, "Rei-chan is full of an endless future. I don't know what she's going to do in the future. She's really full of girlishness..."

"? Is that so?" Ayanami uttered a questioning syllable.

"Yeah, that's what the school does to deal with things." Kirishima waved the report in his hand and uttered the famous saying of the Akusis Cult: "What your tomorrow will be like? That's something no one can predict. So instead of worrying about tomorrow, it's better to live well in the present. Tomorrow is already difficult, let alone what will happen when you're old. Let's take it one step at a time. We're all just ordinary people. Rei-chan, is there anything you want to do?"

Three pairs of encouraging eyes, from Ikari x Asuka x Kirishima, those doting looks can almost revive the mess that is EVA.

"There are some."

"Ah, what is that?"

"...Secret." She lowered her head shyly.

The three boys and girls surrounding Ayanami were stunned for a moment, and some of the onlookers were AOEed by her shy expression.

(I've just recovered from a serious illness, and I'm feeling all sorts of melancholy. I'm starting to get sentimental. I hope everyone lives long and well.)

151 The world line converges, and people can come from another world line

After returning home from school, Asuka and Shinji Ikari were talking and laughing.

"Hey, Baga Shinji, are you really planning to leave Japan after destroying the apostles?" Asuka still had Asuka's thoughts.

"As for me... not necessarily." Ikari Shinji pondered for a moment. Facing the pressure of life and death, even dying once was a difficult task. He wasn't a hero to begin with. Sometimes, it was more about the atmosphere—when it was time to kill, he had to go. When it was time to fight, he had no choice. It was a bit like... a passionate battle? — He suddenly smiled. "What, you can't bear to leave me?"

"Who cares? Don't be so shameless." Asuka looked at the handsome face in front of her, and seemed to feel a little shy in her heart. But she didn't show it - she just snorted proudly: "-I just think you can stop talking about life and death all the time?"

"We...are different from other children." Ikari Shinji thought about it. This was what he had written in his diary: "We have no future. We can only rely on each other for our future. Asuka, I am honored to rely on you for my future."