Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Then he heard Ayanami greet him like this after seeing him.

Ayanami will say hello.

"?!?!?!" Ikari Shinji suddenly felt the tears welling up in his eyes and wiped them away. With the comforting heart of an old father, he gently stroked Ayanami's hair: "Okay, okay, good morning—Ayanami, good morning."

Asuka, who was standing by, was not jealous after seeing this. She felt a little relieved. In her eyes, this was the process of redemption for a cute girl who had been pua-ed to the point of having no emotions by the lolita-loving people in power.

In addition, the aura of fatherly love emanating from Xiao Ding next to him is indeed quite strong.

"Good morning, Sōrū-san. Good morning, Kirishima-san."

"Ah, so cute, so cute—" Kirishima Mana knew what creating an atmosphere was, and she really liked the porcelain doll in front of her: "Ayanami-san, good morning~ As expected, Ayanami-san is so cute..."

Seeing the prey, Kirishima Mana wanted to hug her and kiss her. However, she was immediately stopped by Ikari Shinji who was standing beside her. "I don't have that right yet. You should wait in line and wait for the next one."

"Ikari-kun." Ayanami looked at Shinji Ikari strangely and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Oh, oh, I almost forgot." Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, Shinji Ikari showed a sunny and cheerful smile: "Let's go blast."

"?blasting?"

"Ah, yes, a public execution—it just so happened that Asuka asked me to deal with some blind bastards, so I went to help." Ikari Shinji laughed, then shook the transparent garbage bag in his left hand—

A box full of love letters.

"Asuka's...oh, Kirishima's is here too. Really, if you like someone, just say it, why not use so much nonsense? And as for writing love letters, why don't you just hand them over in person? What's the point of putting them in the shoe cabinet? Is that Japanese culture?" Ikari Shinji shrugged and said casually, "I just happen to have a lighter here, so I'll go burn them all. I originally wanted to blow them up, but Asuka said she didn't want to make a big deal about it. Ah, Ayanami, do you want to come with us?"

"Okay." Although I don't know why, Ayanami said that wherever you go, I will go.

Recently, Ayanami always has the same dream.

I dreamed that my dream self was whispering to myself.

"Buy 'As Long as There's Love, It's Okay to Be a Brother' and 'My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute'. I really can't get into that biology book."

149 Dealing with Old Ikari's mentality is also part of the plan

Yui Ikari is a biology expert, and the script was originally intended to be a Mary Sue. She skipped a grade at a young age, completing university and going straight to graduate school and a doctorate. While still in school, she published a paper that shocked the industry, shocking her professor (then Yukimaru Fuyutsuki) so much that he offered to take her under his wing.

We won't delve into the myriad aspects of Ikari's Mary Sue career beyond the industry, but let's just talk about her academic side—she's the type who could bring Darwin to life... EVA's worldview certainly has that in mind. Lilith is the origin of everything, and Adam is the end of the world—for a female scientist of this caliber, Ikari Yui's bedtime reading was "The Origin of Species."

In this world, Rei Ayanami is half biological mother to Shinji Ikari (Ikari Yui) and the other half is also biological mother (Lilith).

So from a behavioral instinct point of view, it is normal that Ayanami prefers to read biology books - but the problem is that Ayanami Rei in another world does not like it.

Oh, so you, Asuka, are allowed to travel through time and space as you please? Asuka Bankei Tensei from the RE world? What's wrong with me, Rei Ayanami!

Ayanami's sleep quality had indeed been problematic recently. Before receiving Lilith's restoration, her body was in danger of breaking down at any moment if she didn't receive regular treatment from NERV. Taking medication to maintain her bodily functions had become a last resort—but from that night on, everything seemed different.

"Mountains, steady mountains. Things that change with time. Sky, blue sky. Things that the eyes cannot see..."

What a long monologue. Ayanami is worthy of being the one whose DNA was provided by Yui Ikari. She is so strong even at half her capacity.

Ayanami in this world looks at herself in this world over and over again, her inner turmoil and confusion needless to say. Human suffering arises from recognizing one's own shortcomings. When you can't even recognize your own shortcomings, you can only remain in a state of confusion—this is a psychological phenomenon.

When I looked at myself in the RE version of Ayanami, I almost died of boredom.

"who are you?"

In the dream, Ayanami from this world is looking at the RE version of herself.

"I am you, ayanami, rei."

"Are you Rei Ayanami?"

"Yes, it's me."

"Then who am I?"

"You're also Rei Ayanami—that's a long story." Is this me in this world so electric? So stream-of-consciousness? The RE version of Rei Ayanami is Ikari's cousin, the one I spent dozens of chapters describing... the brother-obsessed cousin.

This re-edition of Ayanami grew up as a normal human being, though her personality is a bit more reserved and sinister. However, as an ordinary girl, it is really unnecessary to want to explore the inner world of Lilith's version of Ayanami Rei.

"I'm here to tell you, Rei Ayanami in every world - you love your brother so much." The RE version of Rei Ayanami began to teach the little girl bad things.

"Brother?" Ayanami in this world began to be taught bad things.

"That's Ikari-kun."

"Ikari-kun...brother? So...kind." That's right, the clone of the biological mother calls her son brother. I usually only see this kind of plot in strange novels - do you think the seniority in EVA can be messy?

"But in your current state, it will be difficult for you to compete with the red-haired monkey."

"? Red-haired monkey?"

"That's Asuka—" Said calmly, the RE version of Ayanami Rei's sharp tongue easily taught the child bad things: "And that old cow who wants to eat young grass. No need to ask, it's Aunt Katsuragi Misato. Katsuragi in this world is older, and she can still be so shameless, it's really embarrassing. But it doesn't matter, you like brother so much, brother will like you too."

"I... like Ikari-kun? Is this what I feel? The feeling of wanting to be with Ikari-kun?"

"Ah, yes. But you can't do that... I know exactly what my brother likes, having been with him for so many years. Phew... Are there any adult women around you? Besides Katsuragi."

"Adult? Female? Then it must be Professor Akagi..."

"Go borrow some jewelry, nothing too fancy. I'll be by your side the entire time, personally guiding you, and lipstick too. I'll guide you on how to dress, too."

"..."

"What's the answer?"

"Is it an order?"

"Yes, it's an order!" So the me in this world can't control my emotions and is a masochist? "But, don't you like Ikari-kun in your heart?"

"……like."

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You see, this is how life is led astray.

"...Shin?" Ōi Satomi, Mogami Mai, and Agano Hana Kaede were the trainers who had a close relationship with Shinji Ikari, the kind with a few card pictures but no real plot. These three older sisters initially oversaw Shinji Ikari's individual training, and later took charge of the daily physical training of Shinji, Asuka, and Ayanami Rei. One day, while chatting with Maya Ibuki, Ōi Satomi happened to glance at Shinji Ikari.

"Is your hair getting longer again?"

"? It seems so." Xiao Ding smoothed his hair and suddenly laughed mischievously in his heart: "Ah, okay, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Um, let me cut it shorter for you." Ibuki Maya smiled and replied, "For such a pretty...handsome boy, this isn't good. Well...but as an idol, it doesn't matter if the hair is longer. Xiao Zhen, have you ever considered becoming an idol in the future to save the Japanese people, or choosing the prime minister or something?"

Maya Ibuki never forgets her promise to her senior and tries her best to keep Shinji Ikari in Japan.

"It's nothing, nothing. I'm used to it on the battlefield. If my hair is too long and affects my vision, I just use a knife to cut it off in the front - that's what we all do." Yes, that's what I do with Sagara Sosuke. "Nowadays, I always get weird haircuts. I'm not used to such meticulous details. Ah, I have to go to the bathroom first. I'll be right back."

"Eh? Shinji-kun? —The experiment will start in an hour! Do you want to take a break first…"

"Don't worry, don't worry. How could I get lost in the NERV headquarters? I'm not a directionally challenged person like Sister Misato—" Ikari ran away and came to the male pilot's locker room.

Take out the things that you bought secretly.

A purple shirt that looks intellectually beautiful when worn by a woman but gay purple when worn by a man, with black trousers on the lower body. Put on the white lab coat——

Let's go shopping at NERV! — I'm dressed like this, you can't say I'm deliberately cosplaying my mom, right?

Ikari Gendo, if I don’t completely destroy your mentality, I’m not called Ikari!

After walking a few steps, someone came over to chat with me.

"Hey, little sister, which experimental department are you from?" As expected, the EVA universe is full of blind perverts. A few middle-aged men, judging by their attire, who also looked like they were from NERV's internal testing facility, approached her and asked, "Are you lost?"

"Are you blind? I'm Shinji Ikari!" Little Ikari glanced at the uncles who came over to chat, spat fiercely, and left a group of uncles and uncles disheveled in the wind: "Are you homosexuals or gays? Can't you tell the difference between men and women? Go, the experiment will be in an hour, and now get back to work in the fields!"

"Hey... hey, okay, okay..."

Little Ikari's goal was to walk towards Old Ikari's office.

Unfortunately, someone intercepted it.

Old Ikari's office is the most important one, the main checkpoint of the eighteenth level. But on the way to Old Ikari's office, there is another person's office.

That's Yukimasu Fuyutsuki—and he probably doesn't have much security skills, otherwise he wouldn't have been kidnapped in his own lair... Speaking of which, the capabilities of NERV's intelligence department are truly a mystery. Of course, considering that Japan's top male gunman shot the former Prime Minister at close range, it might not be such a mystery.

“…yu…yui?!”

When old man Fuyutsuki saw Shinji Ikari dressed like Yui Ikari, dressed like Yui Ikari, and looked exactly like Yui Ikari, he instantly looked like he had Parkinson's disease. Last time, Shinji Ikari had shown some mercy, wearing a Soviet military uniform underneath, but this time, after completely changing his outfit, the feeling was completely different.

"Oh? Vice Commander Fuyutsuki?" Xiao Ikari smiled and deliberately did not salute but bowed and said, "Long time no see - Teacher Fuyutsuki."

"?!?!?! Yui!? You... don't..." The only difference is simply the hair color.

Ikari knew this old man had been obsessed with his own mother for more than a year or two. He'd never married, had no children, and was completely devoted to a single young woman. If it weren't for his age, who would his biological father really be? As for the timing of their meeting, Fuyutsuki could have said, "It was obviously me first!" — and he was a sane man, knowing what was and wasn't allowed. When it comes to dating, it's not just about the woman's appearance; it's also about your own.

"No... Oh, Ikari-kun..." You three Ikari family members are here to kill me. The old man sighed and said, "Why are you calling me teacher all of a sudden?"

"I heard that Vice Commander Dongyue was actually a professor." Actually, he was an associate professor, but normal people wouldn't mention the word "associate" at a time like this. "Well, I heard that you were my mother's professor?"

"...Where did you hear that?" How did this get into your ears?

"That's easy. Just ask the government. I'm very interested in my mother, so I used some information from the embassy. Alas, I could only find a few fragments, all from school or government records." Ikari Shinji sighed and said, "Can you tell me about my mother? - Mr. Fuyutsuki."

Teacher Fuyutsuki! xN.

I should have refused, but he called me Teacher Dongyue.

"...Let's have a drink together. Tea, of course. My old bones can't stand the way you drink, Ikari-kun." Fuyutsuki Yukimasu put his hands behind his back and walked to his office to open the door. He had originally planned to observe the experiment, but now he decided to observe Ikari Yui's replacement first.

"Hayi, Aliado, Dongyue Sensen."

"..." The old man's heart skipped a beat. It seemed that he didn't have a heart disease?

Walking into his office, Fuyutsuki Yukizo poured a cup of tea for Ikari. He paused for a moment, not knowing whether to reminisce about the glorious past or to contemplate the beautiful present.

Fuyutsuki Yukimasu made a "please" gesture and said, "Ikari-kun, you want to know about your mother? Ah... she was a very outstanding woman. So, what do you want to know? I'm sorry, for many reasons, there are some things I really can't reveal."

"Please, teacher."

Trance.

Then Fuyutsuki Yukimasu seemed to have said everything he should and shouldn't have said.

"Then I basically understand, Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki." Suddenly, Xiao Ikari's sweet voice and expression disappeared, and he became that... warrior again.

"Ahh..." Fuyutsuki covered his head, feeling that he had indeed been bewitched by beauty—and by the son of the woman he loved. Was there something wrong with my mind? Fuyutsuki Yukizeng held his forehead, seeming helpless.

But he also felt relieved. He had just felt that there were some things he shouldn't have said, but he still didn't say a single word. He just felt that since Ikari Yui's son was so promising, he should know something about her. "You Ikari family are really something, you use her and then throw her away."

"Well, Deputy Commander. Based on what you just said and my investigation, I suspect my biological father's personality is flawed and he suffers from serious mental issues. He's a serious egoist, socially anxious, and possesses a deeply selfish personality." Xiao Ikari took a sip of tea and spoke freely, "According to my research, my father has a criminal record."

"How... did you find out? All the information about your father should have been deleted by the government."

"That's the Japanese government. They have everything the United States should have. Don't forget who is Japan's wild daddy." At this time, Xiao Ikari turned back into the arrogant and domineering warrior. At this moment, he spoke like this with Ikari Yui's face and outfit.

Dongyue feels - okay.

"I may not have any connections in the US, but the KGB does—it's easy to check someone's profile. I don't know about their personality, but having a criminal record isn't easy, isn't it?" Ikari shrugged and said, "That happened in 1997, before the Second Impact. My mom was 20 and my dad was 30. What kind of rubbish is this? He's still in college at 30?"

"...Yes, Ikari... Gendou did fail a grade." Fuyutsuki looked at the boy in front of him who was also called Ikari, and had to use this name. He hadn't used this name for many years. "But there are many people who get a doctorate at the age of 30, so it's not..."

"My mom got a PhD at 20."

"...He is a genius that only appears once in a hundred...a thousand years."

"And you just watched my mother, such a genius, get taken away by this piece of trash who got into fights, repeated a grade, has a criminal record, and still needs you as a guarantor?" Xiao Ikari glared at the old man in front of him, using the same interrogation method the Investigation Department used to interrogate criminals, focusing on winning over the heart. "You saw a young girl being molested by an old man and did nothing about it. You bear some responsibility, don't you?"

“…Wei was already an adult at that time.”

"My mom skipped grades all the way from an all-girls school, so she has zero experience in relationships! Probably zero, right?" Little Ikari shrugged, acting like Yui Ikari sweetly but speaking coldly like Gendou Ikari. "Besides, it's 30 versus 20. Gendou Ikari was 20 when he went to college, and my mom was only 10. Do you think that's okay at that age? I think it's a problem."

"...You're really changing the subject. However, I have no intention of arguing with you about this. Your father really... doesn't like to socialize. He's not good at it. I still remember how he looked when I first met him. Haha, just like you." Dongyue suddenly laughed nostalgically. "He acted like he wasn't afraid of anyone, yet he had to ask for help. He clearly got into a fight and got into Peking Opera, and they asked me to be their guarantor. But he acted like he didn't want to ask for help, saying he wasn't good at socializing, didn't want to please others, and was used to being misunderstood."

"Do you think I'm not good at socializing?"

"But the way you look when you're clearly asking for help but still holding your neck high is exactly like how Gendou looked back then."

The old man used a fatal blow.

"..." Xiao Ikari almost failed the sanity check and fell into confusion for a moment, but soon recovered: "Deputy Commander, do you think that biological inheritance can really pass on habits?"

"Hmm... I didn't quite believe it at first. The influence of acquired factors should be greater." But now looking at your outfit, it's really...

"I left Ikari Gendō when I was four, and now you're saying I look like him—doesn't that seem rather pseudoscientific?" Ikari Shinji smiled and said, "All of my mother's photos and documents were destroyed, but the American archives still exist. I've looked at a lot of them, and I look more like her than ever."

"Ah, that's true..."

"On the contrary, as for my father, the records show that his original surname was Liufenyi. Later, he changed it to Ikari - ha, just now you said that my father himself said he was 'used to being misunderstood and unwilling to please others' - ha, what a joke. Your surname is Liufenyi, so why don't you keep it? It's not that my mother's surname is Ikari. My mother has more records on her side and is more socially skilled. Oh, although I'm not Japanese, I have studied Japanese culture. It seems that Japan has a tradition of changing the surname of a woman who marries into her husband's family, just to gain more social resources - don't say that he changed his surname because he loved my mother. He is not the kind of person who loves the whole family."

"...No, you're wrong. He's the kind of person who loves your mother so much that he loves her too—" Fuyutsuki Yukimatsu shook his head slightly and said with certainty, "He loves your mother very much. For this reason, it's possible that he changed his surname."

Dongyue is not sure either, but can you at least maintain your father-son relationship?