Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"I wouldn't say he hates me. He's a little too sensitive, though. That's not a good thing—he seems too willing to express his feelings. Is it because he grew up in the cruel world of the military camp?" Akagi Ritsuko sighed and wiped her lips. "You know, he seems to trust his intuition too much when it comes to judging people. Um... for example, Katsuragi, after meeting you... he seemed to like you quite a bit. He's the same with everyone he meets. If he thinks they're good, he's willing to believe them. If he thinks they're not... ah, this father-son relationship is really a headache."

Even Ikari's ultimate bootlicker said so, which is indeed a bit too much.

"Who says it's not..." Speaking of the father-son relationship, the three present sighed in unison. Katsuragi Misato squinted her eyes and said, "Both father and son are stubborn! Even ten oxen can't pull them back. This relationship is hopeless, isn't it?"

"Everything is going smoothly against the apostles right now, which is a good thing. If we can remain this lucky until all the apostles are defeated, then perhaps it would be a good ending for father and son to part ways. After all, for many ordinary families, a father-son relationship can end in a happy ending. Katsuragi, your command is also crucial—but it seems that Xiaozhen doesn't trust you a bit."

"What's the meaning?"

"He submitted a work report that's even more professional than you in some areas—he hopes to hire psychological counseling experts to improve the mental health of pilots who may be causing mental pollution. Well... that's true, but the proposal was withheld by Commander Ikari again."

"I think it's correct, right? It's strange that such a large medical unit doesn't even have a psychological department. What is the commander thinking? Is Xiaozhen's report going to be withheld?" Katsuragi looked confused.

"Stop talking. Eating won't stop you from talking—Okay, I've finished eating until I'm about 80% full." Akagi Ritsuko wiped her mouth and put down the empty lunch box. "Ah... Xiaozhen is forcing me to exercise..."

"Hahaha, you deserve it—Oh, by the way. Maya, Ritsuko, didn't Xiaozhen send you the menu for tomorrow? The deadline for ordering is 8 o'clock tonight. Otherwise, let's do it the same as today—eat and leave. I still have a report to write—"

"Alright. Oh, by the way, please call Xiaozhen and Asuka later to let them get ready. The insertion plug test for the three of them will be conducted today."

"? So fast?" Katsuragi was a little surprised.

"Maya."

"Thank you for the treat~" Ibuki Maya put her hands together to show that she was full and asked curiously, "Senior?"

"All three boxes are empty. Can you help clean them?"

"No problem, senior!" Maya Ibuki happily agreed. She was different from the type who would rather cook than wash dishes.

After Maya Ibuki left, Ritsuko Akagi said to Misato Katsuragi, "It just so happens that Makoto's sync rate has dropped recently—are you 'holding' him back?"

"...H-Hasn't Asuka moved in here? And why are you talking like I'm a BRQ?"

The two women, aged 59 in total, talked about heavenly music without any taboos.

"Heh, as long as you know your identity—it doesn't matter. Xiao Zhen's synchronization rate has been a bit high recently, so a slight decrease would be a good thing. However, the plan may need to proceed to the second step. Let's test it tomorrow. If Asuka and Rei's synchronization rate continues to increase, that would be the best. If the three of them have some emotional foundation, the synchronization rate will not increase... then let's give it a try."

"Try what?"

"We are a secret organization that protects humanity. Our hands are stained with blood. We have done many things that are against human nature, even biological experiments, such as PENPEN." Akagi Ritsuko's eyes flashed at this moment, and she said, "We have to make a choice between the future happiness of our three children and the future of humanity... Besides, it doesn't necessarily mean that they will be unhappy. At least Ikari Shinji is probably very happy. As someone who has been through this, find an opportunity for Shinji to hold Asuka first. If there is no problem, I will hold Rei next."

"?!?! Hug? Yes..."

"Yes, it's just as you thought - we talked about this a long time ago. It just so happens that this collective plug insertion experiment has given us a breakthrough. If the synchronization rate can be steadily increased through sexual intercourse, it would be a good thing. However, reports from other branches say that other young people don't have this treatment, and sexual intercourse does not affect the synchronization rate." Akagi Ritsuko's eyes flashed again, and Seven's head fell to the ground: "If Xiaozhen's sample is really so magical, then... hehe. He has a good relationship with Asuka, and Asuka likes him very much. You, an old aunt, are so pampered by Shinji-kun that you are dehydrated every day - you won't mind having a beautiful girl to help you share the firepower?"

"... Divide, divide! Divide the fuck!" This swear word is very strong in Japanese: "Ritsuko, if you are not satisfied, go to your stepmother to train you. You can also come together. Let's see if Xiaozhen is willing to be this Genji and even take care of her stepmother."

"! How rude!"

"You were the first to be rude!"

no matter what.

The future of Shinji Ikari seems bright... right?

148 Asuka’s Ambition

Dreams are terrifying nightmares.

Asuka might never escape the aura of childhood pain... Her father was completely inhumane. Even if he could be a bit humane, he wasn't completely inhumane. While her mother was hospitalized for schizophrenia, her father kissed a nurse. And then he married the nurse. Oh, how exciting!

My mother, frustrated in her relationship, experimented with inserting an EVA plug, and sure enough, half of her body remained—her body returned, but her spirit remained largely inside EVA Unit 2. I guess she knew something, just like Ikari Yui. Anyway, this fucked-up world is just so-so. Let my idiot husband die. I just want to protect my daughter when the world ends.

Afterwards, Asuka's biological mother, Mother-in-law Zeppelin, became a true "mental patient". She hugged a doll and thought it was Asuka. She refused to acknowledge the real Asuka and had serious aggressive tendencies.

On the day Asuka was notified that she would become an EVA pilot, she went to her mother to report, hoping that she would look at her in the eye. However, when she opened the door, she saw her mother hanging up, smiling. This was probably a physical reaction to incontinence before death, or perhaps a biological instinctive orgasm before death.

Oh, this is so fucking exciting - this year, Asuka is four years old.

If you talk about the four-year-old position, who is more miserable in this dimension, Asuka or Ikari Shinji? It can really be said that they are neck and neck.

With such a strong impact from her family of origin, if Asuka didn't have some psychological problems, then she would have serious psychological problems. This directly affected Asuka's future views on choosing a partner and the fundamentals of choosing men.

Are you loyal to me or not?

I've seen so many men who talk a lot but don't walk the walk. There are so many lolita-con people in college. If it weren't for the FBI's close scrutiny and her own fighting skills, she would have gotten into trouble long ago. This version of Asuka admires Kaji Ryoji more than she likes him, which shows how highly she values ​​men.

Are you loyal to me?

Tonight, the same nightmare came back to her again - Asuka once again came to the same scene, the scene when her mother committed suicide.

She certainly had never read Dream of the Red Chamber, but she knew deeply what it meant to "Yesterday, bones were buried in the loess, tonight, mandarin ducks sleep under the red gauze tent."

Asuka looked at her father with hatred because her mother had just passed away and she married her stepmother's father.

"What on earth is trustworthy in this world! - No, I don't want to be that kind of adult! I am different, I can only rely on myself now!" Countless times of encouraging and brainwashing myself in dreams have created such a strong yet fragile character.

In the dream, in a pure spiritual world, Asuka stood in the center of her own world and shouted again.

"He could die for you."

"who!?"

"I am you. I am Asuka."

There was actually a slight change in the dream?

Asuka turned her head sharply in her dream and found herself wearing a tattered combat uniform and bandages.

"You..." Asuka was stunned, and then she was puzzled. Why?

"Alright, alright, let's cut to the chase. Sigh..." Asuka, in her bandages, sighed, expressing her unwillingness to see herself before she awakened. However...

It’s not a big deal to brainwash yourself - it just helps you avoid taking detours.

"Get out of my dream! This is my world!" Asuka in this world seemed to be a little angry and embarrassed because her embarrassing situation was seen.

"I am you. How can you chase me away?" Asuka, the bandage-clad re-edition, as someone who has experienced this, directly advised: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking deep down. You... eh?"

The bandaged Asuka Re was about to start a conversation, but suddenly, after reading Asuka's mind, he flew into a rage and grabbed her by the collar: "You pervert, you stinking lesbian! Look at what you're thinking, disgusting! Ugh, disgusting! I'm embarrassed for you!"

"?! You, what are you doing!" Asuka from this world was suddenly grabbed by the collar and was caught off guard.

"You still have the nerve to ask me! Look behind you!" The re-version of Asuka grabbed the collar of this world's Asuka with one hand and pointed at the back of this world's Asuka with the other hand.

"?!" Asuka in this world turned around.

Wow.

Facing her inner world, what she "sees" is a picture that must be harmonized.

In the picture: Asuka lies naked in the center, a satisfied smile on her face. She lies in the arms of Shinji Ikari, their genitals visibly connected by a universal plug. Of course, that's nothing—next to her, Misato Katsuragi is licking the connector. Asuka holds Rei Ayanami in her left arm and Mana Kirishima in her right, the three lesbians kissing. What is the great harmony of life? This is the great harmony of life, Asuka, the harem master! Easily control Shinji Ikari, Rei Ayanami, Misato Katsuragi, and Mana Kirishima! Become the true harem king!

"!?"

"Baga, hentai! Nyogi, disgusting! Bah! Dirty! I...I'm going to expel you from the Asuka group! You don't deserve to be Asuka! You...you...why are Asukas in every world so disgusting?! I can't stand it anymore!!!"

I had come to persuade the re-version of this world, but suddenly I was plunged into deep self-doubt—could it be that I was indeed a lesbian in so many worlds? I crouched down in my arms! The re-version's Asuka felt like she was the one who needed counseling. I had thought I'd seen a lot, but who would have thought? It turns out this version of me is even more hentai than that stupid Shinji!

"No, no, no, no, it's impossible! This, this, this is not my heart!" Asuka in this world frantically tried to hide her inner world, explaining to the Asuka in the re-version who was crouching with her head in her hands: "No, no, no, don't blame me! Oh, that's right! It's all stupid Shinji's fault! It's all his fault. He and I were inserted into the same plug. It must be mental pollution! Yes, it must be mental pollution!"

"It's not like I haven't experienced terrible mental pollution. Has your family's mental pollution turned you into a dirty woman?! Ha, then all the dirty women in the world are mentally polluted. Do they all have an insertion plug in their hands? You lesbian, you pervert, you are not Asuka, you..." It turns out that only when you fight against yourself can you output the most powerful firepower.

The re version of Asuka pointed at the nose of the Asuka in this world and started to scold her. The messy accusations made the inner world of Asuka in this world a mess.

"Hmph, hmph... Never mind! I don't care! Do whatever you want!" He suddenly felt that his rank might be even lower than Asuka in this world. If he stayed any longer, he would probably be corrupted. "Let me put it right here. This Ikari Shinji can die for you without hesitation and give you 100%. He's willing to do anything for you. A real bootlicker! - As long as you let him, he will unconditionally... spoil you!"

I don't like to say this word, but the re-version of Asuka still feels...

Asuka does not cheat Asuka.

"You can trust him completely and entrust your life to him!"

"No, I think you are too gullible..."

"Your heart won't lie to you. You like this guy, just admit it! You know he thought you'd do anything for him and dote on him unconditionally! He likes you! - Please, don't take any more detours!" The re-version Asuka suddenly shouted at the Asuka of this world: "That damn Ikari Shinji is not a herbivore. He and Katsuragi Misato have been together for a long time! Give up your virginity, you bitch! If you keep going like this, you'll be worse than even an honor student!"

"?!?! I'm the one who's gonna fuck you! You're the bitch! You..." The American porn talk started.

Unfortunately, before Asuka in this world could start swearing.

"Hey, who are you trying to fuck?"

She suddenly woke up, and the first thing she saw was Shinji Ikari holding a tray with a glass of milk on it.

"! Baka, hentai! I can't believe it, why are you in my room!" Asuka suddenly took out her anger on the person who surprised her.

"It's really a dog bite... Marx, you don't know how to appreciate a good person." Lu Zu changed to Ma Zu, and Xiao Ding curled his lips and pointed at the milk and said, "I put it here for you. Seeing you feel uncomfortable, giggling, and cursing while sleeping is really not flattering. Didn't you say yesterday that you are a lady from a noble family and you want to drink milk as soon as you open your eyes? Here, I brought it to you, drink it, young lady."

"...Hmph..." Asuka looked at the milk in front of her, picked it up and took a sip... Hmm, the sweetness was just right: "Hey, idiot, when I... was sleeping just now, did I... talk in my sleep?"

"Yes." Ikari Shinji nodded. He did have the habit of talking in his sleep. For example, the famous line about calling "Mom" in his sleep -

“?!?! What did I say?!” Tension level max.

"Fake Squid."

"?!?! I love you, spit! How dare you scold me?"

"I'm talking about your dream talk! When did I ever scold you, you tsundere girl?"

“?!?! Get out, get out, get out!”

The pillow was thrown on Shinji Ikari, and he was blushing when he woke up in the morning.

"Put the milk on the table after you finish it—you're on an empty stomach and still have breakfast! Drinking just milk won't do it." Shinji Ikari, who was hit on the head by a soft pillow, didn't even bother to dodge. He just said like a housekeeper, "There's still an insertion plug experiment this afternoon. The change of clothes is here, and the underwear is here. Throw the clothes you take off in the box and I'll wash them. And give me tomorrow's menu early!"

Asuka felt conflicted as she watched Shinji Ikari leave the room while nagging at her like his own mother.

"...This guy." Asuka sipped her milk while squatting on the bed, curled up into a ball, her ten toes constantly digging at the bed - she was inwardly confused: "Will he really... be good to me?!"

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"It's strange."

"?! It's a bit strange... I really didn't expect it."

On the mornings when Ikari and the others were at school, Katsuragi had to go to work. But today was a relatively quiet day, as reports were finished and various training sessions were still ongoing. Katsuragi came to Ritsuko's house as usual to deliver her lunch—and she was shocked to hear the news from Akagi Ritsuko.

"Heh..." Akagi Ritsuko laughed, a fleeting smile of what seemed like a moment of psychological atonement. Then, a strange tone took over. If her biological experiments on Rei Ayanami and EVA were wrong from a sentimental perspective, then her sins were unforgivable. If she were to think rationally, then she shouldn't be held accountable for anything she did to save humanity. But how could a human being live such a simple life? Six? Nine, #!④! Nine; Three!⑥" One, ③, Five? Things?

So she was brooding over what had just happened: "Now that I think about it, Li ran into my room. Clumsily borrowed the colorful pendant. It was like she was just learning there was such a thing as lipstick. She vaguely knew about makeup, but had no idea what it was exactly—ah, how pitiful. She had no choice but to come to me for advice."

"...Ritsuko, aren't you a makeup expert? You can wear heavy makeup or light makeup. Hahaha, it's better than me, right?" Katsuragi is the real master of light makeup, mainly because she has a good foundation. 29 is already 30 years old, and her mature smell is not to mention. Her carefree personality can still charm everyone even without makeup. "But... I didn't expect that Rei? Uh... Xiaozhen is really charming?"

"Feeling a sense of crisis?" Ritsuko suddenly smiled and said, "Right now, Ayanami Rei is like a clumsy girl in love. She knows nothing, is terrified of everything, and yet curious about everything. Ah... such a sweet girl... She's a girl, and you're already an old lady."

"...Akagi Ritsuko, are you looking for trouble? Do you still want to eat today?!"

"Oh, Misato, I was wrong, I was wrong." Akagi Ritsuko was in a good mood for a rare time and laughed: "But it seems that Shin-chan is still good to you? ...Why, are you starting to lose weight?"

"You still have to eat! But exercising is also a good thing. Let's go together after get off work?"

"Not impossible." Akagi Ritsuko nodded and stretched. "There haven't been any apostles lately, so not much has happened. Many people have come from the United Nations, and my research has sped up. But Commander Ikari might not be happy. NERV belongs to him, and he doesn't like anyone taking away his power."

"Oh... I can't control that. As long as we can defeat the apostles, that's all." Katsuragi Misato didn't want to participate in this discussion: "This afternoon's experiment..."

"Well, the three of us will go in together and insert the plug. Let's see what the effect is. If the effect is very good, then we can promote it vigorously! Even..." Akagi Ritsuko's eyes flashed, and she said, "You know the Vatican Treaty, right?"

"Ah, that thing about each country only being able to own three EVAs? You've said that many times."

"Yes—although there are only three EVAs, Xiao Zhen's experiment is indeed effective. The pilots from other countries are not trained to do this, and Asuka is new, and a completely different race for Xiao Zhen—it also has an 'effectiveness'. Well, we can let the pilots from other countries try this new method of improving synchronization—"

"? You..." Katsuragi was a little surprised, but also a little amused: "You really want Xiaozhen to be a stud?"

"Are you a stud already? Haha - if you think about it carefully, your flesh urinal is also worth experimenting with." Akagi Ritsuko's eyes flashed, and Zoffy's head fell to the ground: "Next, I plan to see what kind of relationship happens between Asuka, Rei, and Xiaozhen..."

"?!?! That won't work, people will die!"

"Hahaha, are you jealous?" Ritsuko suddenly laughed.

"No—a naive girl facing over thirty centimeters. This is not fatal. Do you think you're watching a 2D anime?"

"..." Akagi Ritsuko suddenly calmed down, then nodded and said, "What you said is true, um... So for the sake of experiment, if there is really a need, please guide me from the side. Do some foreplay, push my butt, etc..."

"Ritsuko Akagi!!!" There are only two people in the entire NERV who dare to fight Ritsuko Akagi.

One is Katsuragi, half is old Ikari (the reason it is half is because he basically never touches it), and half is Kaji (the reason it is half is because it is useless even if he touches it).

"Oh my, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

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"Oh hayo, Ikari-kun."

Shinji Ikari originally wanted to say hello to Ayanami.