Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Photos of Oi Satomi, Mogami Mai, and Agano Hana Kaede flashed by one after another.

"? I'm not a lesbian! Hey!"

"That means Xiaozhen doesn't like these women, or at least hasn't conveyed this feeling to you two. Hmm, he only eats the grass around him..." Akagi Ritsuko made an accurate judgment: "Come, take a look at this..."

Next photo.

A selfie of Misato Katsuragi drinking with Ritsuko Akagi.

"How could I possibly...hmm?" Asuka's eyes suddenly widened. "Hmm?"

"I understand. What about Rei?" Ritsuko Akagi glanced at Ayanami next to her and showed her her phone.

"...It's a hard feeling to explain. All things bearing names play in this mundane world, yet I've known this warmth in your palm since before I was born. Why do I feel so sad? One day, both of us will change. At the end of this long time, behind seemingly happy times lies sorrow... Is this thorny thread what people call love?"

"...Okay, I get it." Akagi thought to himself that he needed to find someone to teach Ayanami how to speak normally. If he didn't want to talk, he wouldn't talk. Speaking like a poem.

"Here, don't think too much." After finally tricking his best friend, Akagi seemed to remember something and said, "What about this?"

Took out a photo of Old Ikari.

"...Disgusting, disgusting." Asuka said bluntly.

"..." Ayanami was silent, as if she was watching a cockroach passing by. If it could make Ayanami frown slightly, then it was not a cockroach.

"Alright, that's just how I feel, Makoto. Well, it's worth researching. I'll let you know when there's any results. But right now... control your emotions and don't let them interfere with the battle." Akagi Ritsuko stood up and dismissed him. "So, do you have any other questions?"

"What do you mean by controlling your mood? How do I control it?! This, this damn bastard has messed up my life! And I have to maintain this, this... bullshit mood!"

"For the next experiment, the three of you will go in together and insert the plug. Then we'll see who influences whom." Akagi Ritsuko glanced at Asuka and suddenly laughed: "By the way, I heard that you have a good impression of Kazuo?"

"Ah, Mr. Kaji is so handsome... Oops! Is that guy gay?! So disgusting!"

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Of course, Ikari had no feelings for Kaji.

The three of them like each other simply because the love they have for each other in multiple reincarnations has been unleashed. It is not just a simple shared emotion, but a shared love for each other.

Then Asuka dissed Shinji Ikari madly.

"Baga, hentai! H, idiot (English) idiot (German) I can't believe it! A guy like you actually likes so many women! - It makes me weird!"

"?Um?"

146 Living together

Ikari felt like he was being dissed for no reason again, but Asuka felt like he was the most unlucky one.

As for the empty-nest Lao Li, she is the type who has things stuck in her heart and can easily cause trouble.

"I need to move out soon, Misato. Where on earth am I going to live?"

On this day, Asuka continued to be arrogant.

A bottle of juice in her left hand, an elbow in her right, and a mouthful of food. She sipped the juice, smacked two bites of meat, and slurped two mouthfuls of food. She asked herself, did Asuka really want to leave? These past few days, she'd enjoyed the food better than she'd ever eaten in her life. She had to leave. If she didn't, she'd be fattened up like a pig.

At this moment, Katsuragi, Asuka and Ikari Shinji were having dinner together.

"I've submitted my report." Ikari Shinji was even more enthusiastic than Asuka. With this light bulb gone, he could continue his shameless behavior with Katsuragi. You know what? Fruits are only sweetest when they're ripe and on the verge of rotting... Ah, I can't let Katsuragi hear this, or my whole family will die. It wouldn't matter if Ikari Gendou died, but I hope Ikari Yui doesn't get AOEed. It's not that he's worried about Ikari Yui getting hurt, but mainly because Katsuragi probably can't beat her.

"Although Katsuragi is also your guardian, you can move next door. It will expand your living space and allow you to move around at any time. I can cook for you sometimes..."

"I intercepted your report midway." Katsuragi also felt that as he approached thirty, he should eat and drink less. But these days of fine wine and delicious food, being served like a queen, and having a slutty top licking her vigorously—she hadn't felt so comfortable in the past thirty years. If there weren't any apostles, this would be her plan to go against Genji. She calmed down, though, mainly because... her health had recovered well in the past few days.

Every day, a thing several dozen centimeters long thrust in and out, though ten or twenty waves, three skirts, six, nine, three, six, six, nine, three, six, one, three, five, ten, right on top, is at the peak of the wave, at the age of being as fierce as a wolf or a tiger. But hitting a tiger with a big iron stick is always a sure thing, so taking it easy is not a bad thing.

"Ah? Misato-san, why…"

"Ritsuko said that your report is rejected. It's not acceptable for Asuka and Makoto to lack the most basic communication. They are both pilots, so it's easier for them to cooperate if they live together." Katsuragi said that if they really needed to, they could get a room. This is better than being fucked until they pass out, wake up, pass out again, and wake up again every night. He was almost going crazy. Seeing Makoto's body react subconsciously, what was going on? "This is an order!"

"Huh? Aren't we just staying here temporarily? I want to live with this bastard? No way, he's a complete pervert." Asuka pointed at Shinji Ikari and started to argue: "Besides, if the pilots are staying together, why doesn't the 1st come?"

"Are you talking about Li? Li's situation is a little special..."

"I don't care. I have human rights, too. If you want to treat me equally, then treat me equally. Otherwise, I have the right to choose my own residence. I'm a diplomatic military personnel; at the very least, I deserve diplomatic courtesy." Asuka put her hands on her hips, indicating the recent flurry of official assurances she'd received from the US government. The US government's message was simple: You're here to be the emperor. Obey orders where they're due, and if they're respectable, give them what they deserve. If they're shameless, there's no need to indulge them. Just call the embassy, ​​and we'll help you wherever we can.

"Um... I'll go talk to Ritsuko about this." Katsuragi thought about it and nodded in agreement: "But besides that, Asuka, your luggage has already started to be transported here. Get ready to live here--"

"No." Asuka shook her head, but seeing Katsuragi's serious expression, she looked at Ikari Shinji helplessly and said, "Okay, I'll give you some face. Really, the Japanese are really stingy - this guy's room is bigger than mine, this won't do! I want to switch rooms with him."

"You want to switch rooms with me? That's fine." Ikari Shinji agreed. It seemed like history couldn't be changed. "But let's make it clear beforehand: if Rei moves in, there won't be enough room. We can't have her using the storage room, can we? Can one of you two share a room?"

"...Uh...I have a good idea." Asuka suddenly had a gleam of inspiration and said, "Why don't you just sleep in the storage room? You only have so much stuff, and I've already checked your room. A few tattered books, a broken fishing rod, a broken guitar, a few sets of military uniforms and clothes, an AK74, and that's it - the storage room is perfect for you."

"...Alright." Ikari Shinji said that at most he could sleep in Misato's room, it wouldn't make much of a difference. "Don't come into my room again, half asleep."

"Tsk, how could I possibly be half asleep again? Are you looking for trouble?"

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"Look, you're sleepy again. You hit me when you're sleepy—"

The next morning, Shinji Ikari covered the bite marks on his face, feeling very dissatisfied.

Last night, Asuka, having forgotten to change rooms after getting up for the night, immediately drifted off to Ikari Shinji's room. This time, the two of them learned their lesson and didn't disturb the drunk Katsuragi. Of course, Asuka couldn't defeat Ikari Shinji. With her limbs restrained, Asuka finally exercised her subjective verbal initiative and launched a barrage of attacks into Shinji's face.

It was just like a mass-produced machine dismembering Unit 2, and it just started to bite Shinji Ikari.

"H-mad!"

"If you say so, then you can't say that. I'm just a victim. You hugged me to sleep. What else can I do? Of course I would control you immediately to prevent you from hitting me. If Sister Misato wakes up, she will give me a half-hour lecture. If you don't sleep, I want to sleep too! All day long, Misato yells at Asuka, and I don't even get to sleep..."

Xiao Ikari yawned, it didn’t matter on the way to school.

"you……"

"Ah, Shinji-kun!"

Suddenly, if Ikari hadn't been listening carefully, he might have thought the cheerful Ayanami's voice had arrived. Then came a burst of laughter. "Ah, incredible, Shinji-kun indeed—it's only been so long since we last met, and you've got another beautiful girl to accompany you to school. So adorable, her legs and body proportions are unrealistic, and her sapphire eyes are so beautiful. Is she foreign? Or mixed-race? Oh, sorry, sorry, my rudeness."

The visitor is none other than someone else.

It is Kirishima Mana who seems humble and modest in the harem, but is actually the most proactive and emotionally intelligent king.

Recently, thanks to the sale of information provided by Shinji Ikari, his importance in the war has also grown rapidly.

"My name is Kirishima Mana, and I'm Shinji-kun's classmate. Hello, classmate, I hope you will be able to guide me in the future—"

Asuka subconsciously felt that something was wrong.

Because she could feel it, felt it from the bottom of her heart—she also liked this cute girl in front of her, smiling and holding out her hand. She liked her so much that she wanted to kiss her—this was not normal.

"Soryu Asuka Langley, American, one-quarter Japanese, German." Asuka, while relatively less arrogant, still spoke her name in a rather handsome manner: "Let's get along well from now on..."

As she spoke, she held the other person's hand. At that moment, Asuka felt her heart melt at the sight of this adorable, kitten-like girl in front of her.

My heart is about to be in trouble.

Then he glared at Shinji Ikari who was standing beside him, and the latter was a little confused.

"Baga Shinji, it's all your fault!!" It's all your fault. You've driven me crazy! How come these girls are so cute!

"Uh...ah..." Ikari Shinji seemed to understand why Asuka scolded him. At this time, he could only use Ikari Shinji's traditional skills: "I'm sorry."

"Humph!"

Along the way, Kirishima Mana really demonstrated her ability to maneuver around. If it were the ordinary version of Asuka, she would probably be wary of Kirishima Mana.

But this version of Asuka is generally quite fond of any woman Shinji Ikari likes. A relationship she'd previously flirted with in the LCL—how could this be shallow? So Kirishima Mana unleashes her age-defying flattery, quickly making Asuka feel as exhilarated as if she's back on her home planet.

Pretty girls are always popular, but two of them are just too good to be true. They're a real eye-catcher wherever they go—and with this handsome boy right beside them? Man, we're such visually impaired creatures.

After causing traffic jams at three intersections, two people crashing into a utility pole, and a traffic accident, Asuka arrived at her loyal school in the high-tech morning light of the fortress city, Tokyo-3.

Both male and female students were surprised to have another returning student.

"Soryu Asuka Langley! Please take care of me!"

"Long legs"

"so cute!"

"Your eyelashes are so long!"

"Is your skin so smooth? Don't Europeans have bad skin?"

"Ahh, there's not a single pore on my body!"

Women and men have completely different focuses. When men look at beautiful women, there are only two words to describe them: beautiful.

If a woman likes a beautiful woman, she will pick out every part of her from head to toe at the first sight.

Everyone knows the school's academic atmosphere. Class 2A, the Pegasus class, is full of "only children," meaning only one child can survive. The learning atmosphere isn't ideal, and everyone seems to be living a life of meager attention. During class, a group of students, mostly boys, surrounded Asuka's desk.

Asuka enjoyed watching the crowds of people rushing towards her—and felt a little overwhelmed.

"That's enough!" This was too much. Looking at the wild dogs that surrounded him, Ikari Shinji pushed in directly: "People over there, put down your phones! - Kensuke, don't think I don't know that you usually take pictures of me. Put your camera away. I am a Soviet reconnaissance soldier. Put away your little tricks. If you take pictures again, I will not be polite. Line up over there. If you have any questions, ask them one by one -"

The old teacher who teaches the class has given up. It’s up to him.

"What are you talking about, Mr. Ikari?" A group of boys nearby expressed their dissatisfaction: "Ayanami-san already has her, and Kirishima-san is following you, and you're even trying to snatch Soryu-san away! That's too much!"

"That's right—let everyone…"

"What do you think of women? - What's the point of giving them up? Are they just commodities? Are they just the trophy heroines in novels? - If you have any questions, just ask Asuka. She's the pilot of Unit 2, an American ace—her military prowess is on par with mine. If you're dissatisfied with anything, you can challenge her to a one-on-one duel. If you win, she might even look at you with a higher regard."

In an instant, the boys became much more rational.

Soon, it was noon. After everyone from the other classes came to see Asuka, they reluctantly retreated after Xiao Ding pulled out his gun.

This guy really dares to shoot.

The back row window, the hometown of the king. The rooftop during lunch break, where Cheng fought.

During the lunch break, Xiao Ding shot down the locked rooftop door. With three beautiful girls - eating gigolos!

"What kind of rice is this? It's so hard? I want to eat soft rice." Asuka protested directly: "Where is the little flag on my lunch? Didn't you promise to make it for me?"

147 Threesome Experiment Preparation

Coaxing Asuka is like coaxing your grandson. She behaves like a little child, and you have to coax her; coaxing Ayanami is like coaxing your father. She is calm, resolute, and has a stern face, but you still have to respect her; and Kirishima Mana is like a grandfather. He can come and coax you at any time, and he can also coax your father and your grandson.

"..." Looking at the way Kirishima Mana danced skillfully between Asuka and Ayanami, Ikari couldn't help but feel a sense of emotion in his heart: Is she here to compete with him for the harem?

"Ah, I'm full - Shinji-kun's cooking is really delicious. But I'm not bad either - Nene, Asuka Asuka, how about I make something delicious for you next time? Shinji-kun is very domineering and always takes away my chance to make lunch for Ayanami - Asuka, please give me a chance."

After all, Kirishima is Zhan Zi's person, and she can't even protect herself sometimes. Xiao Ikari is not making things difficult for himself and Kirishima.

"Listen, Asuka - either eat what I cook or what she cooks. I take care of your three meals a day, and she only takes care of your one meal a day. If you have the guts, ask her to cook three meals a day for you." Ikari was almost face to face with Asuka. She absolutely couldn't be timid at this time! "Do you dislike the food I cook?"

"?! Why are you reacting so strongly? Mana-san just cooked me a meal, is that enough to warrant such a big reaction? Or... are you jealous? Oh, even the invincible Shinji-sama can get jealous?"

"Real name, you too—that's enough. Your family would know you cook for others all day long, would that be appropriate?" Ikari emphasized the word "family" and said, "Besides, Ayanami's taste is mine. Asuka's taste is even more discerning."

"?! What do you mean my taste is more discerning? You..."

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At the same time, at NERV headquarters.

Misato Katsuragi's private office.

Katsuragi laid out six lunch boxes and three thermoses on her battle plan table, looking incredibly proud, as if she'd made them herself. She'd once again treated Maya Ibuki and Ritsuko Akagi to lunch.

"Oh? Xiao Zhen's beloved wife bento? It's really hard to believe that a man like that could have such a mood. Uh... is this too greasy?"

Akagi Ritsuko looked at the lunch box in front of her. She couldn't believe it. She didn't expect her stepmother would get a share. She thought only her sex partner would get a share.

"Eat, I won't kill you! What's the point of saying 'loving wife bento'? If you keep saying that, I'll sue you." There were outsiders nearby, and Katsuragi was carrying three bento boxes. The big bento was a dish, and the small bento was a meal. Each bento was full of sincerity——

"Ah~~~ Haha, I'm so happy. Xiao Zhen is such a caring child." Maya Ibuki was very happy eating. "It's clean and hygienic. I just mentioned it last time, and he actually noticed what I like~ Well, but it is indeed a little too high in calories - how great. I can actually have such a family bento to eat after a day's work. Well, I'm so happy. The children who marry Xiao Zhen in the future will definitely be very happy."

Ibuki Maya said it without any intention.

"Well, that's true. But a child like that will easily ruin his wife, right? He can do housework, cook, make money, and has a good face and a good figure. He can still stand up at the critical moment... Oh, I guess he will raise his wife to be an old lady who can do nothing but drink and play cards all day long?" Jealousy! Jealousy! The mentality is about to explode - Akagi Ritsuko said from time to time: "Especially if she eats so well every day, she will probably become a fat woman and be abandoned in the end, right? - But Xiaozhen, that child really needs to eat more, she looks a little too thin."

"...Tsk, that guy is very self-disciplined and works out every day." Sometimes he even works out on me! - Katsuragi feels like every word Ritsuko says is a diss to herself. Has Akagi Ritsuko been a bit aggressive lately? "This is what it's like when she's wearing clothes. Didn't you see clearly whether she's thin or not during the physical examination? As for the other things...Ah, Maya, that guy seems to be quite obedient to you lately. So I have to ask you to do something that you might not like, and that might make you disliked."

"Eh? I don't want to be disliked by Makoto either..." Ibuki Maya was indeed liked by Ikari. It wasn't the kind of pure love between a man and a woman, but more like... how should I put it... My sister risked her life and property for me! I have to feel the same way for my sister!

"But for Xiao Zhen's sake... That guy fights too bravely. I need to talk him down sometimes. The Soviets' excessive willingness to sacrifice themselves is also a problem. Ah, pure rationalism is terrifying. That guy is an atheist and a communist, a true rationalist—he's willing to die even for himself. Also, if he wins the war against the apostles, he'll have to leave—I need to talk him down all the time. It's better to let him live a life of luxury and stay in Japan."

"...I'll do that." Ibuki Maya looked at the two lunch boxes in her hands and poured a cup of egg drop soup from the thermos. Then she said firmly, "Even if he hates me, I will talk to Xiaozhen!"