Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Hayi——"

"Xiao Zhen—just keep it to yourself."

"? Huh? Why, Ritsuko-san?"

"...Your synchronization rate is just about right." Looking at Xiao Ikari, who easily achieved a synchronization rate of 100:1, Akagi Ritsuko said, "Your synchronization rate should be controllable and flexible! It would be best if you could lower it a bit now. Normally, you can keep it below 100 for experiments."

“But I also felt at ease and…”

"You need to be reassured." Your mom is right there, so you can be reassured at any time. But she's on your lap, so just don't get excited right now. "But there's no need to increase your synchronization rate. Coordinating with Li is your main goal right now. Okay, let's each have half an hour of silence. Let's begin."

Turn off the microphone.

"Alright." Bored, Akagi sat down in his chair with a cup of coffee. All data remained within a normal range, monitored by the machine. If it exceeded a certain value, manual observation would be switched. "Everyone, let's begin the observation test."

"Ha Yi." This means that the experiment has entered the formal stage and does not require too much human intervention - half a slack time.

"Ah, I didn't expect Shinji-kun to have such an effect." Aoba spoke up, and said to Hinata beside him: "Can this fix the bug repeatedly? Let Shinji-kun lead the synchronization rate of these female pilots - oh, then doesn't that mean Shinji-kun will move to behind-the-scenes work in the future? He only needs to train the female pilots like a stud..."

"Aoba-san, that's enough."

The strongest fighting force in the EVA series, Hinata Makoto! Why is he said to be the strongest fighting force?

Because he looks exactly like Son Gohan! They're cut from the same mold. He must have walked into the wrong set.

"Saying that isn't good for Shinji-kun's reputation—" Hinata, who had a crush on Katsuragi, didn't realize Ikari Shinji had already taken his crush to the skies. He continued, "Shinji-kun is a truly great fighter. Talking about him behind his back like that... ah, but I'm really envious."

"You two! That's too much! When Shinji-kun was fighting for his life, if you could contribute even a little to him, then come and say something." Maya Ibuki immediately came to Ikari's defense and glared at the two of them: "Now, both of you shut up! Watch the surveillance carefully!"

"...Hayi Hayi" x2

"Senior, do you need me to refill your coffee?" Then, Maya Ibuki immediately put on a smile, and the epic female Kirito licker ran towards her senior and licked her.

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"Tsk, what a match made in heaven, what a pair! It's really disgusting! - It's just... Humph, anyway, Dr. Ritsuko didn't say the only one, what am I thinking."

Asuka was very unhappy.

The man who was originally prepared for her suddenly entered the same insertion plug as someone else.

It feels like being robbed! Being stolen!

"Hey, isn't this our invincible Lord Shinji and the top student who always says haha?"

The three of them emerged from the plug and walked towards the locker room together. Asuka opened her mouth and began to mock—

"? Invincible, Lord Shinji?" Oh, has this title been unlocked now? Ikari Shinji frowned, thinking what to do if the kid opposite loses his temper? Taking a deep breath, he said seriously, "Asuka, you know! Without you in the last battle, I would be nothing! You should know such a simple thing. In combat, you are my most reliable backing and the most solid weapon - companions are indispensable. Without the protection of companions, I would have died countless times. I humbly ask you to take back such a title for me. I don't deserve it and I can't bear it. In my eyes, comrades are the greatest and true heroes - without you, I am nothing."

"...Why are you pretending to be top students? Two top students, huh!——" The jealousy she felt today wouldn't go away for a while. Asuka walked up to Shinji Ikari and slapped him on the head. "Baka baka... Hey, what do you want to do?"

Suddenly, Asuka realized that Ayanami was looking at her with such cold eyes.

"You shouldn't do this to Ikari-kun." His deep eyes looked straight at Asuka who had just flicked Ikari. If he had a knife in his hand, he could even stage a schoolyard fight.

"?! You want to fight?!" Asuka was frightened by the crimson pupils staring at her. She quickly took a few steps back: "I... I'm not afraid of you!"

"Stop, stop, stop! Asuka—" Ikari Shinji quickly pulled Asuka aside and whispered, "Do you remember what I told you! Ayanami has a rather indifferent personality!—Do you remember what I told you?"

"Uh..." Having gotten her bearings, Asuka nodded awkwardly. Oh, a lolita being PUA'd by a lolita-loving person? That was indeed quite tragic. However, she was kind enough to not argue with such a miserable Ayanami. "Alright... humph, I won't argue with you... Hey, forget I said that just now, first of all, don't take it personally!"

"..." Seeing Asuka "surrender" to her, Ayanami felt not the usual relief she usually felt, but instead... a surge of inexplicable anger. Is this the price of having feelings?

But there is no emotion that can be expressed at the moment. The current Ayanami is still too pure. The Ayanami in another world has already taken action -

"No matter what, I am your captain." Asuka walked up to Ayanami and patted the doll's shoulder: "You can tell me if you have any problems in the future!"

"If it's an order, I'll accept it—"

"Wait, Ayanami." Little Ikari said like a kindergarten teacher, "If you want to say [Aliado] at this time, you can learn it slowly. Asuka has a more outgoing personality, and you are more introverted. It's just right that you can complement each other-"

"Okay, Ikari-kun." Ayanami obeyed everything Ikari said. "So, Ikari-kun is talking about——Aliado, Soryu-kun."

"Just call me Asuka!"

"Okay, Soru-kun."

"...What a weirdo, but it doesn't matter if he can't change right away... Hey, we're at the women's locker room." Asuka kicked Ikari towards the men's locker room: "Your locker room is over there!"

“…” Ayanami felt that she couldn’t be friends with Asuka who beat up Ikari!

The two beautiful girls walked into the dressing room to shower and change clothes.

Ayanami just felt that she couldn't get along well with Asuka.

"It's a strange feeling."

"?!" Asuka was taking a shower when she saw a girl, no less beautiful than herself, staring at her delicate body intently. Look, look.

Seeing this, even her same-sex friend blushed.

"?! What are you doing?" Asuka took a side step and covered herself under the faucet.

"Looking at you."

"?! You're not a lesbian, are you? Hey, hey, hey, although I'm an American, I'm a conservative one! I support homosexuality and the like, but I don't accept it!" Asuka helplessly covered her chest, and at the same time, she clamped her lower body tightly together.

"Really? I don't know—it feels like my heart is beating, just like... Ikari-kun." Covering her heart, Ayanami's expression was very conflicted: "Do I like it? Is it love?... What a strange feeling."

“?!” Asuka looked closely.

Oops!

Across from me is Rei Ayanami.

Why is she so cute! I want to kiss her! No, I want to give her a big kiss!

what……

Let’s go into the benefits of the plug together. Everyone’s feelings are mutual.

145 Who else is there?

Shinji Ikari had no idea that a lesbian affair was unfolding in the bathroom across the street, and that he was the one who started it. They were all comrades who had been in the same LCL, so naturally, their feelings were different.

But the boy probably didn't expect that the two girls are now more than just different.

"Huh..." Under the faucet, the beautiful boy didn't know what was going on in his mind. For some reason, now he could only think of the only person who had shared the same men's bathroom with him.

Kaworu Nagisa.

Aside from being gay, he's a pretty perfect friend. However, while he'd be willing to sacrifice everything for you, a friend who's always trying to stab you is a friend I'd rather not be. The one having the most fun is this Angel. Nagisa Kaworu's final proposal is to have him castrated, effeminate, and just be a zero.

Ikari Shinji was so scared that he almost rode on the other person and beat him up! But considering that the other person had saved him several times, he didn't want to kill him.

"Sigh..." Xiao Ikari shook his head and stepped out of the shower. Men showered relatively quickly, just rubbing and applying. No need for lotions or other maintenance—even if they did, it wouldn't matter, since they didn't have much time left anyway.

"What a shame." Xiao Ding shook his head, feeling uneasy. "I wish that guy wasn't gay... but he's an apostle, and he ended up crushing him... doesn't that mean I'm destined to owe him a life in this life?"

This kind of wholehearted devotion doesn't matter what happens to Ikari. According to Kaworu Nagisa, it means "I will not regret dying a thousand times, just for your happiness."

If this guy hadn't been more determined, he would have been bent like a mosquito coil a long time ago, right? This is all thanks to Ayanami, Asuka, and Katsuragi!

"I have endured like this for years. Suffering has made me strong! Failure is my medal, shining with glory!"

Shinji Ikari came out of the men's locker room humming a song—

"Baga Shinji, come out here!"

As soon as they met, Asuka, who had been lying in ambush, grabbed her collar and dragged her aside like a dead dog.

"Ahem...Asuka?" Ikari was stunned for a moment. It wasn't just Asuka: "And Rei? - You guys wash so fast? Girls should wash a little longer..."

Yes, it's true that women need to wash longer for physiological reasons, but only men need to uncover and clean their genitals. If they're uncomfortable, they can even have the skin removed. Generally speaking, it's not recommended for women to flush inside unless there's an infection. Holes are generally self-cleaning—take ear piercings, for example.

"Ikari Nobuki!!" Asuka suddenly didn't know what to say. She and Ayanami both had just slept with their hair half-asked and their clothes disheveled. However, Asuka was more aggressive: "You bastard...you bastard..."

"No, let's be reasonable here, right?" Ikari, who also had a temper, grabbed Asuka's wrist, which was holding his neck. With immense force, he easily released her. "Why are you hitting me so hard?"

"You know it yourself!"

"I don't know." Xiao Ding saw the other party about to kick again and quickly stepped back several steps: "If you come any closer, I'll call for help!"

"...What a bastard! What a bastard!" Asuka forced a few words out of her mouth as she looked at Shinji Ikari in front of her. She turned around and glanced at Ayanami, who suddenly looked much more pleasing to her eyes. "Excellent student! Let's go—let's go find Dr. Ritsuko and ask her what's going on."

As she said that, Asuka pulled Ayanami's wrist.

"Ikari-kun...your..." However, Ayanami still wanted to react to little Ikari first.

However, he hesitated to speak, and hesitated to speak. After thinking for a long time, he became shy.

The shy fair-skinned girl lowered her head slightly, and just this one action made both Ko Ikari and Asuka stunned.

"... Really, tsk, what's the Japanese heartthrob called? Oh, Yamato Nadeshiko, right?" Asuka instantly gave Ayanami a high score in her heart. "Let's go, honor student, if you're shy, wait until you go to ask Dr. Ritsuko for clarification."

"……All right."

"?!" Ikari stared at the scene in bewilderment. Harem harmony was a good thing, but Ayanami and Asuka weren't exactly at odds, but at least they were checking each other's mental states. "Uh... what the hell is this?"

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"Hmm?" The situation that Akagi Ritsuko encountered today is indeed worth studying - "Pfft..."

"? You laughed?"

"Ahem... No, not really." Akagi Ritsuko had recently developed a love for fun, mainly due to the sheer amount of fun that had happened since Ikari arrived. She waved her hand, putting on a serious and earnest expression, even donning the glasses she only wore for work. She picked up a tablet and began writing and drawing, appearing quite professional. "I'm a professional scientific researcher. While I may not be as accomplished as Vice Commander Fuyutsuki in human brain research, I'm an expert in this field. You can ask me any questions you want. I usually don't laugh. You said... you looked at Rei... and then Rei looked at you... in the bathroom..."

"Uh... about the same." Since they're all women, there shouldn't be a problem, right? Asuka felt like her reputation was about to be ruined! It was all because of that bastard Ikari Shinji! Three lotus roots floating in the green pond! What the hell is that?! "Well... I see she's getting more and more... Anyway, I like her more and more. It's like... well, this feeling is like my own."

"puff!--"

"?! You're still laughing!"

"No no……"

"You never stopped!"

"Ahem." Akagi Ritsuko, the adorable queen, covered her face with her writing pad, her shoulders shaking for about three seconds. Finally, she took a deep breath, her expression returning to normal—but also full of playfulness. "Ah, is there a possibility? You're actually a latent... um. Is this your first time bathing with another girl your age? Or is someone like Dandan Rei the one you're attracted to? You've just awakened..."

"How is that possible! Dr. Ritsuko, I'm going to sue you for defamation. I'm perfectly normal! I've never participated in any of those damn pajama parties or nude parties in college. I never do that kind of rubbish. I'm a normal conservative!" Asuka instantly exploded. As a Western conservative, she had deep contempt for all the emerging promiscuous behaviors. If she had to vote, she would definitely give it to Trump.

"So..." Akagi Ritsuko chuckled, almost letting it slip. Then she said, "Rei, are you the same?"

"Yes, Dr. Akagi." Ayanami nodded slightly, then glanced at Asuka: "I didn't feel anything before, but after entering the same plug with Ikari-kun... I felt it, this feeling. It was Ikari-kun's, and now it's mine too. I like Soryu-kun, and that feeling is very strange. It's like..."

Ayanami enters poet mode.

"Once upon a time, I fell head over heels for her, transcending reincarnation to meet her. The clock that had long since stopped seemed to want to turn back time, and the wheel of fate began to turn only to forget everything. All things with names play in the mundane world, but this warmth in your palm, I simply knew it before I was born."

Ritsuko Akagi & Asuka:......

"Wow, top student, you're so... so... disgusting!" Asuka almost blurted out the truth. After a light cough, she patted Ayanami's shoulder and said, "But it's not your fault. It's all because of that bastard! Gah! Idiot (English)! Idiot (German)! Just wait and see!"

"Hmm, it seems..." He's seriously ill, yet he's eloquent. Akagi Ritsuko was inwardly surprised. Even then, he was still an introvert. If Ayanami had continued to curse her own mother to death until now, she'd be, if not a generational literary young woman, a literary hero. At the very least, she'd be a legendary Zaun sister, the national curser. When the apostles arrive, it's best to find a basin to stand in—to save Ayanami from cursing them all out!

When this literary youth gets sick, he talks about life and death all the time.

"How about this, do you want to take some medicine too?" A gleam of light flashed in Akagi Ritsuko's eyes. What a good idea, what a good idea.

"?! No!" After seeing Shinji Ikari's miserable state, Asuka instantly found it completely unacceptable: "Can't we treat it without medication?"

Of course she knew how miserable Shinji Ikari was, and it was Ikari who told her to never touch the medicine given by NERV if possible.

"...Then just bear with it. Perhaps things will get better after we defeat all the apostles. Then you won't need to enter the plug for experiments together. But if you don't want to take the medicine..." Akagi Ritsuko said seriously, "Aside from the emotional side effects, are there any other side effects? If there's no physical discomfort or mental pain, then we'll have to increase the intensity of this experiment. Because there's a very powerful benefit to conducting experiments with you in the same plug."

"? Huh? You don't care about the driver's privacy?" Asuka looked incredulous.

"After all, the Apostles are a life-threatening threat, and we care about the comfort of all humanity. If your life is truly threatened, we can even agree to replace the pilot. After all, not every pilot is necessary." Nonsense, why don't you try to get someone else to pilot Unit-01? Wei Ma will not eject you alive from the plug: "Either take blocking drugs, which may have side effects and may not be effective. Or just be patient for a while. After defeating the Apostles, don't enter the plug again. I think it will be better."

"!!! How long are we going to keep this...this...hero look?"

"Haha, it seems that Xiaozhen is very fickle. Falling in love with every girl she meets? Well, let me ask you. Come, look at this." Akagi Ritsuko took a few photos from her phone -

Maya Ibuki's.

"?what?"

"do you like it?"

"Ms. Ibuki is quite pretty."

"I ask you, are you moved?"

"?! What's making me excited?"

"Then it seems Shin is still a human being." Akagi Ritsuko herself was the experimental subject, so it seems Shin has no interest in her... Tsk. Otherwise, Asuka and Ayanami would be interested in her, and she doesn't have any feelings for Ibuki Maya either: "Look at this, this, and this..."