Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

The young and energetic girl's delicate body, naked, pressed against the boy's. Constantly struggling and twisting, colliding and impacting. If this didn't go off accidentally, something strange would happen.

"?! Take your gun away! You warmongerer, your pistol is pointing at me! Don't fire it!"

Besides, are you the only one who is angry?

Do you have feelings alone?

We're all in adolescence, we're all at that age where we can easily ignite a fire! Oh, you're the only one who's depraved, while I'm the only one who's noble? Why?

"...I can't take it away." The beautiful boy under him was a little embarrassed: "It has already gone off..."

The two people who already had a good impression of each other struggled for a long time, and although their anger gradually subsided, their anger gradually increased.

"?! You... Wusu!" He finally realized that the gun on his waist was not a gun that could kill people, but a gun that could cause death!

The most important thing is that we're all teenagers. Even if we haven't eaten pork, we've seen pigs run. This gun model and caliber seem off. "Are you a dog? Shameless! Trash! You actually have feelings at this time! Trash!!"

"!!! Asuka, it's not you! You were the one who pressed on me! Besides, is it my fault that my pants are wet?"

"Kill you! I will kill you! I will definitely kill you today! --"

Then, before they knew it, the teenage boy and girl who already had a crush on each other. The clash of teeth ended, but the slurred speech continued——

How vulgar.

Life has always been vulgar and unbearable.

"Kill you... Kill you..." The girl said something very tough, but her words were actually very soft. It seemed that everything was going to fall into place.

"Cough...cough..."

Suddenly, the hips collapsed!

He was able to deal with Katsuragi instantly, but he was instantly defeated by the beautiful girl in front of him.

The boy suddenly coughed violently and then let go of the girl's hand. Fortunately, the girl had stopped struggling to kill him, otherwise she would have died by now.

After Xiao Ikari let go of her hand, Asuka's hand seemed to reach over subconsciously. But she found that the boy pushed her away.

A fishy smell immediately spread in the tightly closed mouth.

"Go, go away!" Ikari Shinji pushed the somewhat confused Asuka away, completely unsure of what to do. "You... go, go rinse your mouth! Go rinse your mouth quickly, cough cough cough... go, go vomit!"

The beautiful boy who was pressed under her suddenly began to tremble all over, and after using his last bit of strength to push Asuka away, he hunched over.

"?! Hey! Idiot! Hey!" He suddenly panicked. The atmosphere was good just now! Now he suddenly panicked! Why did the other party spit out blood just when he felt it! And pushed him away!? It was simply... "Are you okay?!"

The girl here is still naked, but she has already started to care about the person under her.

"Medicine... demon..." Chek made a noise! ​​In the end, Xiao Ding even started to stutter unclearly.

This thing was completely random, and Asuka saw the exact same symptoms as she had seen in the hallway last time. Someone who was apparently so healthy was now twitching all over, teeth clenching—

"Oh oh!" Asuka stood up naked, ran quickly into Shinji Ikari's room and took out a small bag. Then she took out a handful of blocking drugs and stuffed them all into little Ikari's mouth.

"Hey! Open your mouth! How are you going to eat if you're biting so tightly? You... ouch!" Asuka, having received some training, used both hands and finally pried open Ikari's bleeding mouth. If she continued like this, she'd probably choke to death. The frantic Asuka quickly drank a sip of water and stuffed the pill into her own mouth.

He delivered it to Shinji Ikari mouth to mouth.

This is a classic 2D medicine feeding method. I guess if Madam Jinlian had fed Dalang this way, Dalang would have agreed, right? Of course, if she did, Jinlian would have to drink half of it herself.

"Baga! Drink it! Hurry up! Swallow! Swallow!"

"Huh...huh..."

Asuka was so devoted to Ikari, she didn't even realize she was naked. Could you at least put on a shirt?

That's more tempting.

"Thank you, thank you, Asuka..." Ikari Shinji crouched on the ground, his commanding demeanor completely gone. He was now in agony, like a dead dog. Pointing toward the toilet, he said, "Hurry, rinse your mouth. Also, spit out everything you can. Go to NERV to get your stomach washed. Go!"

"?!?! You bastard!" Asuka listened to the advice and quickly rinsed her mouth. She leaned over the toilet but unfortunately she didn't spit out a single drop. "Hey! You came here even though you knew there was something wrong with your mouth... Pervert! Go to hell! I should have let you die just now! Go to hell!"

As if thinking of her own "bold" action just now, Asuka who had regained consciousness could not imagine what would happen if she had just taken advantage of the situation...

Isn't that right!

"Normally, saliva is fine." Katsuragi has tried it, and it's fine. It even has a significant tonic effect. "The results show that my saliva seems to have some tonic properties... Don't be disgusted, it's true. If you don't believe me, go ask Sister Ritsuko. Research experiments have proven it's effective. But I'm not sure about blood. It's indeed contaminated..."

"!!! I'm going to NERV! You... come with me!" Asuka quickly put her clothes back on in the bathroom and looked at Penpen beside her again.

What is Penpen?

Call me Brother Pen from now on! Brother Pen is my real brother from now on! If it weren't for Xiao Ding's own poor health, he would have won the assist just now!

"I'll take you with me!—And what on earth is this strange animal!"

Penguins have been wiped out in Antarctica by the second wave of flooding. Children who grew up after the second wave, of course, have no idea what a penguin is. Instead, penguins in zoos around the world have become the last survivors: "They're creatures that originally lived in Antarctica, but they've become rare since the second wave. This one was adopted by Misato... He usually likes to drink beer."

Xiao Ikari stood up tremblingly and wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth and the tears from the corners of his eyes.

What a pity, just now! Brother Pen, it’s my own fault! “Click!” Walking to the refrigerator, Xiao Ding opened a can of beer and handed it to Brother Pen beside him.

Another can of sardines was opened.

"? Huh?" Penpen, voiced by Hayashibara Megumi, tilted his head to save money, not understanding why they were having another big meal today! But as long as there was food, it was fine: "Ha ha ha!"

Good brother! I'll help you get this hairless female red monkey out of the toilet! Look at how I grasp it!

144 Look carefully, this is how “Heart·Momentary Overlap” is used!

Little girls, they just like some fancy tricks. Why did Shinji Ikari know that? Because little boys, they just like some fancy tricks, and compared to the more emotionally mature women, teenage boys are just as vulnerable. All that talk of love, ritual, purity, first love, and so on is pure bullshit.

Asuka herself just couldn't get over this. Why? Not only did she lose her first kiss, but if that guy hadn't vomited blood and become impotent, he probably wouldn't have even lost his blood!

"Is the price of piloting an EVA so high?" Asuka couldn't understand for the first time what this feeling of hers truly meant—was it brainwashing or corruption? Simply being in the same EVA plug-in was such a serious problem.

So she went to Akagi Ritsuko, wanting to know for sure—had I fallen? Was I being mind-controlled? Was I being brainwashed? Why did I fall down with just one push? It was as if I had been yearning for her love for countless reincarnations. Why? How could such a beautiful lady like me be so desperate for her love, as if I had never received it before? Was this love?

Think a lot.

Of course, you can't ask so directly, you have to ask it indirectly.

"Don't worry." Adolescents' self-righteous insinuations are like hiding in a room with the door locked, assuming their parents don't know what they're doing—who hasn't been young? It's like trying to cover one's ears while stealing a bell. Everyone's just deceiving themselves into thinking they don't know what they're doing. It's useless. Akagi Ritsuko chuckled, smiling a few times at the blushing girl in front of her. Why are you in such a good mood?

— Now that Shinji Ikari has a 14-year-old beauty, he'll probably abandon his poor best friend, Misato Katsuragi, right? Hahaha… How pitiful, my dear bestie! Seeing you fail in love again makes me happier than my own successful career and love life. It's not jealousy, absolutely not!

"Let me see... These are reports from the United States, Germany, the Soviet Union, China, France, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, Italy, the Spanish Union, the Vatican Experimental Alliance, and other places. Due to various reasons—yes, it's Xiaozhen's fault again. We previously requested that all parties conduct certain experiments... Oh, the US side might have been unable to conduct your experiments because you were about to launch an attack. Anyway, the plug insertion experiments were actually quite in-depth... well, how should I put it. But Xiaozhen's case is the only one."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Xiao Zhen's plug-in experiments have certain sample characteristics. For example, his synchronization rate is double, or even several times, higher than that of other experimenters worldwide." Seeing Asuka's utter disapproval, Akagi didn't mention the sex experiments, but simply the plug-in experiments. "As for the idea that entering the same plug resulted in mental interaction, and that it promoted a mutual increase in synchronization and a decrease in mental pollution, among the dozens of known samples, only you and Xiao Zhen have experienced this."

"?! Then, that means..."

"Yes, you are..." Akagi Ritsuko thought about Katsuragi Misato. Shouldn't I promote interactions with people of the same age, and instead give Aunt Misato a glimmer of possibility? Hmm...

"It's a match made in heaven. It's extremely rare to find pilots like you whose soul frequencies are so in sync. There are very few of them in human samples." Of course not! Katsuragi, I'm here to shatter your dream of having a puppy boyfriend! Akagi followed up with another stab in the heart as the other's face turned red like a balloon: "Real brainwashing is completely different from what you imagined. It must be more painful. The kind of brainwashing you mentioned, falling in love, liking each other - only the little uncle would think so after seeing too much. Brainwashing can't make a person fall in love with another person. What do you think? Although office romance is not recommended at work. But it doesn't matter if something happens when you two are so young. Well, we are not a testing organization that forcibly separates couples. As long as it doesn't delay the battle, you can do whatever you want. We are actually..."

"!!! Disgusting! Unclean! You are so disgusting!" It doesn't really matter if she blurts out this line at this time. After all, it's just for fun. It's not like Asuka is about to die due to declining synchronization. At this moment, Miss Asuka stomped her feet and retorted to the beautiful lady in front of her: "If you want to find that little brat, go find him! Who cares about that kind of nymphomaniac trash! - Humph! Even if I die, starve to death, or jump from here, I will never find such a piece of trash as a boyfriend!"

After setting the flag of the universe, Asuka turned around, slammed the door of Ritsuko Akagi's room, and ran out.

"...What a little girl, but I won't argue with you." Akagi Ritsuko was scolded for no reason. Of course, the abbot would not be petty - but women have the privilege of being petty! Even when facing a little girl with a skirt? Six? Nine, #!④' Nine; Three; ⑥: One; ③; Five?! Look, I'm going to make things difficult for you! "Well, then today's experiment... What a coincidence, let Asuka watch it. Hello?"

Ritsuko Akagi picked up the phone and dialed.

"Senior?" Maya Ibuki's voice came from the other end of the line.

"Maya, find Ooi (Satomi), yes, those three trainers of Makoto."

"Yes, Senpai—Rimi-san, Senpai is looking for you."

"Hayi!" There was a voice on the other end of the line. One of Shinji Ikari's three beautiful trainers, Ooi Satomi, came over and answered the phone: "Ooi Satomi is dead—Dr. Akagi, you called me."

"Yes, Ooi. From now on, you and Makoto can combine your training. You, Mogami (Mai), and Agano (Hana Kaede) will train Fit One, Fit Two, and Fit Three together."

"A few of us who trained with Fit Participant Number Three all felt a bit... He's too experienced. And his skills..."

"It's okay. Sometimes, several pilots working together can improve training." Three women make a big show. Ritsuko Akagi certainly knew how jealous women could be, because she was saying, "Today's plug insertion experiment will be advanced. The content of the experiment remains the same—the first and third most suitable pilots will enter the same plug insertion of Unit-01. Oh, and the second most suitable pilot for Unit-02 will conduct a separate plug insertion experiment in his or her own dedicated pilot. All on Test Bench No. 35 in Area F."

"? Uh, no zones?" Considering the possibility of rampage, it's very dangerous.

"Well, the possibility of runaway has been ruled out for all three machines. We can experiment with them together. Otherwise, we'll have to be on guard when we fight together in the future." Akagi Ritsuko made the final decision over the phone. "That's it. Tell the logistics team to begin the experiment—we need to dig."

"Ha Yi! Shake up!"

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I should be under the car, not in the car.

Asuka looked eagerly at Unit-01 in front of her.

Ayanami was supported by Xiao Ikari like a beauty emerging from the bath, and she entered the plug. And the movements of both of them were so gentle and affectionate, that feeling could not be achieved without decades of old husband and wife. That feeling was just like a classic line from the classic Peking Opera love story - "Romance of the Western Chamber":

"It's like a filial son following his pretty mother." (This line was in the old version, and it's still in the recordings from the Republican era. It was probably changed because it was too vulgar, too ethical, and too shameless.)

"Tsk..." Asuka watched the whole process of Shinji Ikari and Rei Ayanami inside the plug.

How sour it feels, how sour it is.

"Senpai—Asuka's synchronization rate is a bit unstable." In front of the test bench, Ibuki Maya reported the problem: "It fluctuates repeatedly between 44 and 47... No, it fluctuates between 41 and 46... It's very unstable."

"Yeah." That's normal. Akagi Ritsuko nodded slightly, a barely perceptible smile flickering across her lips. She looked down from her white lab coat at the screen monitor Asuka was inserting into the plug. She could clearly see the little girl's tut-tutting expression inside. A gleam flashed across her glasses, and the villainous female scientist (trying hard to suppress her smile) said, "Asuka, calm down. Has your mindset changed? Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and think of something happy."

"!!! Got it." Asuka took a deep breath of LCL and closed her eyes to avoid looking at the picture opposite her: "14-year-old son helps 14-year-old mother enter the 27-year-old (age of death) soul of 10-year-old (the age of EVA Unit-01) mother."

Eva, playing with ethical jokes is so simple and fun.

the other side.

"Ayanami, be careful—"

"Okay, Ikari-kun."

Many female technical staff on the side felt dazed for a moment when watching this scene. They all sighed that it was great to be young and that they must remember this scene tonight while they were still young.

"Well, Makoto, Rei—I'm sorry, we haven't developed a double-seat insertion plug yet. We're intensively developing a test model for it." Akagi apologized bluntly as Shinji placed Ayanami in the insertion plug seat, while Ikari Shinji stood nearby. Then, in a businesslike tone, he spoke into the intercom, "But this kind of experiment won't work—Makoto, you sit on it. Rei, you sit on Makoto's lap. Make sure the suit fits snugly—"

"Uh... Sister Ritsuko?" Xiao Zhen was quite happy, but was this too stimulating for Ayanami? "Um... is this..."

"What's up? Fearless Ikari Shinji-kun, are you being pretentious right now?" Akagi Ritsuko said, giving off a "You even got into my bestie's car, and you're still afraid of this" vibe. "If it weren't so unfair to Rei, I'd even want you to take off your suits for a more natural fit."

"Sister Ritsuko!" Ikari Shinji thought to himself, "Is there such a good thing? But can we do it without so many people watching?"

"Senior?" Maya was shocked. Is her senior so exciting?

"Dr. Ritsuko?!" Asuka was almost furious.

"Don't worry, the experiment will respect your most basic personal privacy. At most, we'll give you some extreme advice at a critical moment." For example, old Ikari's cold judgment: "-Now, Rei? For the sake of the experiment, is it okay?"

"Hayi, Ikari-kun's words are fine." Ayanami nodded gently in a beautiful and quiet voice like a Yamato Nadeshiko. But it can be seen that she is still a little shy——

Shyness is a rare emotion for Ayanami, thanks to Ikari's constant "teaching" to her. It's a bit... no, annoying! But Ayanami, a lover's eye for beauty (spoiled child?), never resents anything Ikari teaches her.

"Oh..." Had Rei become so human? In a sense, Akagi Ritsuko felt a sense of redemption. While she didn't know exactly what was going on, it at least alleviated her guilt a bit.

Looking at the fair-skinned beautiful girl on the screen whose face was blushing all the way to her ears, Ritsuko Akagi sighed softly.

Looking at Ayanami sitting on Koidaki's lap, she actually looked at a loss.

"Well, both of you calm down and start inserting the plug and injecting LCL—"

"Yes! Insert the plug and start injecting LCL..." Maya began the experimental process.

The two of them were silent for more than ten minutes after the plug was inserted.

"Senior, this is incredible—Rei's synchronization rate has also increased by nearly 10 percentage points, and has now stabilized at 44.27% for a long time."

"Well, if we can maintain these data after returning to Unit-00, then we'll conduct this experiment regularly." Akagi Ritsuko nodded, suggesting it was quite interesting. "If possible, it would also be nice to try an experiment where the three of us enter the plug together..."

The souls of daughter-in-law No. 1 (me?) and daughter-in-law No. 2—Ikari Yui—are probably feeling quite emotional right now.

"So, Rei, how do you feel now?" When the microphone was turned on, Ritsuko Akagi first asked the woman how she felt.

"Yes, it feels very...comfortable."

Oh, that's similar to Katsuragi—Akagi Ritsuko is a rational woman. Beneath her rational exterior, she also has to find some fun deep down. On the surface, she's still a sophisticated and capable woman, but for some reason, her fun-loving nature seems to have awakened recently. "Besides that?"

"Reassuring." This was the highest praise for a man that came out of his mouth. "And... I don't know what it feels like."

"Well, it's normal to open your heart." Akagi Ritsuko continued to say to Ayanami: "We'll have to continue for a while. Rei, is there any difference between being in Unit-01 and Unit-00?"

"Very different... but I can't put my finger on it, sorry."

"It's okay—well, now go ahead and enjoy this feeling. Don't hesitate—"