Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"?!?!?!?" Asuka looked at the scene in front of her and was instantly shocked. Because this was Embassy Street, most of the people were here. "Why did you bring me here?"

"I've already told you that old bastard Gendou Ikari is a fucking pedophile... Ah, swearing in Japanese is so unpleasant. Madfuck, let me switch to English!" Little Ikari cursed and then said to Asuka, "This old bastard is a piece of shit. He could kill you, extract you, or do whatever at any time. I'm making this clear right here, and I'm not afraid of some damn spies hearing it! - You're the pilot, and our contract is to operate Unit-01 and cooperate in research. But we have the right to refuse life-threatening matters. I'm Soviet, from the Soviet Red Army, and he's using me for human experiments? What the hell?! I'm mad at him! Even if I wasn't his son, he couldn't do this to me, right? He made me drink drugs before piloting the EVA to fight the Angels. There must be something wrong with that drug. I suspect my mental health was exacerbated by that time!"

"...Huh?" Asuka felt like she couldn't understand English anymore; the Russian accent was too thick. Of course, that wasn't the worst part; it was Shinji Ikari cursing his father in front of the Soviet embassy.

"You're American, right? An Air Force ace pilot, right? — Act like one of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council, or you'll get tricked by that old idiot Ikari Gendō again!" Little Ikari summed up the situation with one sentence: "Remember this from now on: if you feel even the slightest bit unwell, run to the US Embassy immediately!"

"Uh, it's not that serious, is it? Besides..."

"What do you mean 'not that bad'? Look at me!" Shinji Ikari pulled his clothes and a black line ran down from his neck to his heart.

“…Ah! You pervert…” I’ve seen this before!

"See?" Ikari Shinji pointed at the black line on his body that looked like a blue vein. "Mental pollution. I don't know why I seem to have recovered a little recently after hanging out with you in LCL... Anyway, this is what happens after mental pollution. You don't expect to have something like this on your body, do you? Even if it spreads all over your body..."

"Eh! How disgusting!" Asuka had never said this to herself in her previous life. At this moment, she expressed her true feelings: "I don't want to become like this... Hey, you damn warmonger, why don't you run away."

"If I run away, you'll be the next victim. Please, I'll be your shield again." Xiao Ikari drove the car from the Soviet Embassy to the front of the American Embassy and said, "Go in and say hello. It will do you good. Look, the NERV spies in the distance are sharpening their knives. If we don't go in now, it will be too late."

"?!?!?"

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"Oh, dear Ikari, we meet again. Hi, bro, how are you?" As expected of an ambassador, he immediately hugged Ikari and treated him like a brother. "Oh, I know this, the greatest girl in America. Miss Soryu Asuka Langley, right? It's an honor to meet you."

I just took a look at the information and came here quickly.

"Hello, Mr. Ambassador. But this time, Asuka will be the main one." Ikari Shinji didn't even wear his military uniform today. He walked to the side and took a glass of water handed to him by the staff, but he didn't drink a sip! No one in this world can be trusted, especially the imperialists: "This time, we will... Asuka, you will speak."

"...I don't understand. Didn't you bring me here?" Asuka said, "You have to be responsible for me to the end. I can't explain your strange words."

"Okay, okay, I'll do it." Ikari had no choice. After all, the Dao is vast, the heavens are vast, the earth is vast, and Asuka is also vast. "Well, Mr. Ambassador, let me be frank here - NERV is conducting radical experiments. I have already reported this to the Chinese and Soviet sides through me. You have your pilots here now, and more pilots may come to Japan in the future - and just like in World War II, they will conduct damned human experiments on us pilots."

"..." You don't know what Dekrick Castle means, do you? Ambassador Weiwei thought about it for a moment, and judging by his own experience, he felt that this was probably true: "I will convey this news to the country - but is the matter so serious? What evidence do you have... uh..."

Shinji Ikari unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his mentally polluted body.

"This is the proof. They're using me for experiments." Ikari Shinji tied his shirt back up. He'd demonstrated his stripping skills many times today, so it wasn't like he'd put in so much effort to sell his body without any reward. "And no matter how you look at it, NERV has concealed this from the US. I hope the US will be at least a little alert to this. And I'll let you in on a secret: China and the Soviet Union have already begun to act."

"...According to the Vatican Agreement, no country may possess more than three EVAs. I'm not sure if you're aware of this. So there probably won't be any more..."

"Yes, the war will become increasingly intense. Pilots may not be unaware of this feeling—premonitions are inaccurate and unreliable. But I have a feeling this will be a life-or-death battle for all of humanity, and several EVAs are essential." Xiao Ikari explained. "And I heard that the US Congress has realized the importance of EVAs, otherwise the US EVA-2 wouldn't have arrived on the battlefield first. Aren't the Chinese and Soviet sides accelerating their development? In the Cold War, what kind of arms race is impossible?"

"Um……"

"NERV is a strange organization after all, and its so-called affiliation with the United Nations is ultimately a product of compromise. We, the frontline pilots, may not be essential, but the information we provide as a prerequisite is a first-mover advantage. Be careful that NERV deceives you—of course, what the Americans think is none of my business." Ikari Shinji suddenly shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "Anyway, I will provide the information to the Soviet Union and China. The Americans? I don't care about their affairs. Go find Asuka yourself."

"...Ms. Soru, please wait a moment while I call the president. Don't worry, it won't take long—"

"?ah?"

Ikari Gendo, try touching Asuka again.

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Old Ikari was used to having his defenses broken. Although he had not expected young Ikari to deliberately drive Asuka to the American Embassy, ​​he could accept it when he heard about it.

——He completely regarded Shinji Ikari as a member of the side that could not be united, and even as one of the obstacles preventing him from seeing his wife.

That is to say, it is still useful now, but! Although this old horse of mine is not going home, I must eliminate you, this villain! - How dare you, little brat, block me from seeing my wife? Even my own father must die!

Old Ikari didn't say anything, but secretly began to speed up the puppet system and clone system.

Asuka was in a daze and was beaten by the old man Xiao Ikari. After meeting with the American ambassador, he said something about political asylum, and NERV might have taken extreme actions.

The three upper sects are showing signs of joining forces to interfere with NERV headquarters.

This not only makes Old Ikari unhappy, he even wonders whether Young Ikari is simply an undercover sent by the Soviet Union!

But none of that matters now.

Katsuragi was scolded again. She had expected this as she had been blamed for many years.

No one could have a safe day. NERV's intelligence department was in a state of panic, seemingly unleashing a tsunami by failing to keep an eye on Shinji Ikari.

"Ahh, I didn't expect to be confined to such a small house for a whole day right after arriving in Japan. Seriously..."

The punishments for Asuka and Shinji Ikari came down, but of course what came earlier was the verbal praise from the United States.

"Ms. Soryu Asuka Langley—As the youngest recipient of the Medal of Honor, Asuka, how do you feel?"

The United States seemed to respond immediately. It can be said that Shinji Ikari set an example that led to the good news coming to Asuka's delivery room - Asuka was pregnant.

"I don't know. I guess it's because of the upcoming election." Asuka thought for a moment, then suddenly laughed dismissively. "One black president is fine, but then two old men and women start fighting each other. Oh, how funny. America has such high unemployment, but they don't solve it, and they're giving me a medal of honor."

"After all, giving you a medal is much easier than solving the unemployment rate, but it's also a good thing. They will probably persecute me alone, and it won't be your turn." Xiao Ikari used a nail clipper to trim his nails, which looked carefully designed and carved.

"?What's the meaning?"

"My father, Sanou Fubiti, is very narrow-minded. He probably hates me completely now. The United States is not easy to deal with, so he probably won't bother you unless it's something important. Then, as a thorn in his side, of course he will use me first. If I'm no longer useful, I will be the first one to get into trouble." Xiao Ding was not afraid of being monitored, because he was attracting hatred now, so of course he had to keep the hatred steady.

I'm just a dead man, I'll be gone after the fight. I'm sorry for this world's Ikari Shinji—but you're saying I'm sacrificing this world's Ikari Shinji's body? I'm also a member of Ikari Shinji, so why don't I feel the same way about dying for Asuka and Ayanami? What complaints do I, Ikari Shinji, have?

"!! Stupid Shinji, you're not really going to self-destruct, are you?"

"Hahaha, who knows? Sooner or later, that old dog coin will know that I am not someone to be trifled with - he actually gave me that crap to drink. He is unkind, so don't blame me for being unjust." Xiao Ding did not put all his hopes on Shang Sanchang. After all, Seele was not given for nothing. After so many years of infiltration, it is not something that can be solved with just a few words: "Okay, I'll start cooking - I will make sure you eat deliciously. But before that, you can go take a bath -"

“…Hey, idiot.”

"Hmm?" Xiao Ikari was stunned. The voice of Asuka behind him was not right?

"...Thank you." Shy, awkward, reluctant, and timid, but you have to say it!

"Hahaha, this is what I, Shinji Ikari, should do. Don't worry, Asuka. I promise that nothing will happen to you until I, Shinji Ikari, die."

"...Why are you always so nice to me? You...are you secretly in love with me?"

Straight ball.

I've heard Asuka say this before, but this time...

"I guess so." Ikari Shinji nodded and said, "There's no one who doesn't like a beautiful girl like you, but we just met. Let's just talk about looks... If you're talking about looks, you're only in the top three women I know. Oh, friendly reminder, the other two are named Katsuragi Misato and Ayanami Rei. How about you three take pity on me? Talk about making some contributions together? I don't have many years left anyway, so I'm going to die under the peony flowers..."

"...!!! Ikari Shinji, you bastard!" He threw the sofa pillow at Ikari. "I'm going to take a shower! If you dare to peek, I'll kill you! Cut you into pieces! You're always calling me dead, dead, dead, dead. Excuses! They're all excuses!"

Asuka rushed into the bathroom.

"Hmmmm..." Xiao Ding curled his lips and started preparing the food. It was actually very simple. The pork elbow didn't need to be stewed, it could be roasted, and...

About five minutes.

"Ah!——Stupid Shinji, who is this guy!?"

Xiao Ikari looked back.

A beautiful girl ran out from the shower. Because this is not an all-ages book, there is no cover.

Shinji Ikari looked at it so clearly. Tsk, the little girl had no hair at all, not to mention that her hair had not yet grown fully.

143 A lover with no regrets in youth and no regrets in death

Where did the bodies of the apostles go?

NERV took it, didn't Akagi keep researching it? — But common sense suggests that a non-human intelligent life form with such high combat capabilities is theoretically an alien. The world's major powers, combined, spent so much money, despite the heavy workload and the pressure of the second wave, they gritted their teeth and squeezed out the money to build themselves, creating this defensive fortress city in Japan.

Now it can be considered a valuable research product.

Now you're telling me to let Japan, a country without even sovereignty, figure it out on its own? Damn it! Don't you know your own international status?

The Five Permanent Members divided the spoils among themselves according to their status, while NERV continued its research with scraps of Angels that the major powers had discarded. Of course, don't get too excited just yet. Angels are indeed excellent war machines. If possible, according to the traditional skills of the people of Area 11, they would even combine biological weapons with weapons. Perhaps the human experiments conducted by their ancestors' military leaders have left a deep imprint on their humanistic and ideological thinking, making them particularly fond of biological weapons and biological experiments.

"Sigh..." What's even more terrifying is that you are in this terrible worldview, and what's even more terrifying is that you yourself are one of the experimental subjects.

How terrible.

The biological weapon in front of him had a bloodthirsty light flashing in its eyes, and a deep and ancient voice like a spell emanated from its indescribable face, and every syllable was deeply imprinted in Shinji Ikari's mind.

"Baga Shinki!!! Sina!!!"

Asuka raised her leg high and kicked out, a standard sliding kick - naturally the middle gate opened wide, or to be more precise, the lower gate opened wide.

"Calm down!" Shinji Ikari raised his hands to block Asuka's ultimate move, and with one hand he grabbed the opponent's foot that was flying down from above.

On the other hand... originally I could only see the front, but now this movement gives me a 360-degree, unobstructed view. The color, shape, and hue—befitting a young woman in her prime—are truly pure and unadulterated. Oh, and if I look even more closely, I can clearly see not only the front, but also the color, shape, and hue of the back.

"Your actions are so unladylike! Put it away quickly, it's too clear to see... Next time, remember to at least wear transparent pajamas." Xiao Ding is the kind of person who likes to wear clothes, so at least she should wear something, otherwise it would be boring.

"!!! I can't believe it, you... you... let me go!!!"

Unit 2's dedicated pilot's face had turned as red as her battle suit.

"Will letting you go kill me?"

"Of course! I'm going to kill you myself!"

"!?! Then I won't let go." So real, you're too lazy to even tell a lie?

"Let go!"

"Don't let it go!"

“Let go… Ouch!”

It was impossible to stand on one leg for a long time. I guess she almost passed out from the shame of the brain congestion. Asuka could no longer support herself and touched the ground with one foot. The other foot was held in Shinji Ikari's hand.

Finally, the single-leg high split movement could not be sustained any further—“Whoosh, bang!”

"Eh?!"

Shinji Ikari is an excellent fighter. Generally speaking, there's no such thing as a romantic comedy where the two of them just happen to collide. At least not for a professional soldier like him who's known for his sharp physique and exceptional physical fitness. But...

"call!"

The girl, who had just rushed out of the bathroom, had her entire body pressed against the boy in front of her—in a splits position. How could she be considered flexible? This would have broken the hip muscles of an ordinary person (of course, that was also why Ikari was deliberately protecting her). At this moment, Asuka was lying on top of Ikari in a strange position—

It's just that she didn't wear any clothes, while Xiao Ding was dressed very neatly. The two of them rolled aside--

In the bathroom, Mr. Penguin Pianpian looked at the two mammals beside him and couldn't help sighing. It seemed that the old woman who had always taken care of him was about to be kicked out of the house, and the young man who had always fed him had found another young woman.

"Let go! Let go! - I'm going to kill you now!" The pilot of Unit 2 was facing Shinji Ikari with her face close to his, with the woman on top, but her hands were held tightly by the professional military personnel below.

"If you don't let me go, you'll kill me! - Besides, what crime have I committed?" Ikari Shinji said aggrievedly, "I'm innocent!" "You came out to show me, and you kicked me up yourself - to be honest, it's quite nice, and you didn't suffer any loss. It's called showing truth, goodness, and beauty... Don't Americans like that..."

"I'm not an exhibitionist! Ah, I'm going to kill you, and then I'm going to kill myself too! Get out of my way, you bastard! Madfak, Fakyuaisi, Sanou floating in the green pond..."

Then there is the English dialogue session.

"We agreed that if you don't start, I'll let you go. You can't beat me, I... Hey! Be reasonable, I'm the victim!" This version of Ikari Shinji isn't trash, not a beast, not a jerk, not a parasite. He has his temper, too—and now, he's the one taking advantage... No, he's the victim.

"Go to hell, go to hell!" With her hands pinned down, Asuka realized with horror that Shinji's fighting ability was indeed superior to hers. The strength of his hands was truly astonishing, making it impossible to break free. His legs were also tightly entangled, clearly the product of professional training.

"I...I...I will bite you to death!"

The only weapons she could move were her mouth and teeth. She opened her mouth and bit Ikari's nose. Ikari felt pain and quickly shook it off - it was so painful that it was bleeding!

"Ouch! Are you a dog? - It hurts! And you're biting?!" Xiao Ikari originally wanted to use his head to hold the opponent down, but he found that this trick was useless because the opponent's range of movement was too large.

The clay figurine is still angry!

So Xiao Ding is now very angry, both in his head and in his head. Then don't blame me for taking advantage of you! - The male protagonist of the second dimension must have some second dimension power! It's too real, no one will watch it.

"Ouch!——" Asuka was surprised to find that her first kiss was gone. Whether it was the tears of humiliation or the tangled feeling in her heart, she felt that this was too casual!

In fact, you are more casual in a certain TV version.

"Fang Wu Kai Wu!"

"You can't promise that you will bite me again."

The two of them were talking incoherently, and the beautiful boy was biting the beautiful girl on the opposite side with his mouth. The teeth were so painful! I didn't expect this first kiss to be so hardcore. If I kissed again, my front teeth would almost fall off.

"I know, let me go!"

"you promise!"

"I promise I won't bite you to death!"

“How insincere!”

The inarticulate conversation continued, but the coordination between the two really allowed them to maintain a high level of communication.

Kissing usually creates sparks.

Now, let alone sparks, the teeth are almost flying when they knock against each other!

The clay figurine is still angry!