Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"!!! Of course I want to be one! Pah! But she's also this world's Asuka, right? Okay, okay, I'll go talk to this Asuka when I get a chance! But I can't contact her until she [realizes herself] in Unit 2! Idiot—and then what?"

"I have three strategies: best, middle, and worst! The best strategy—" The beautiful boy revealed a sinister smile and said, "Heaven's punishment, one kill for each person! Either you create a supernatural event, or I personally do it! ... No, I'll do it myself! I'll kill Ikari Gendou!"

“……?” Shinji Ikari’s action made Asuka completely helpless.

Xiao Si, I don't understand at all. How can a father and son laugh like this? Although Ikari Gendou is not a piece of shit, why do you have such a strong desire to kill?

"How about... change it? Don't do this unless it's absolutely necessary?" This version of Asuka is still too kind. After thinking for a long time, I felt that this ethical joke was not funny.

"That's fine." Ikari Shinji snorted, then said, "The middle strategy is to explain things clearly to the top leaders of the five permanent members. The US, UK, and France are dominated by public opinion, and ordinary people probably don't like the idea of ​​completing the plan and then going away. (Although I don't know if this will lead to Zhuangzi's "living without knowing the joy of death" problem, but if I don't know, I'll just ignore it.) The top three permanent members and the bottom two permanent members. The bottom two permanent members don't have the right to sit at the table, but let's put it aside. The US is quite aristocratic, and I suspect SEELE has infiltrated a large number of them. I can't rule out the possibility of infiltration at the top, even at the highest level. The US is particularly religious, and it's possible that SEELE has deliberately replaced all the names of EVA with Christian terms to paralyze the American religious community. So, be extremely vigilant against defections from the top Americans. Win over those who can, and deal with those who can't! The main purpose is to incite American populism."

"……what?"

"China and the Soviet Union are primarily based on the upper echelons of society. Religious sentiment in these two countries is relatively weak, especially in China, where Christianity is almost non-existent at the top. More importantly, the likelihood of infiltration in the upper echelons is relatively low, while the middle echelons should have been infiltrated to a certain extent. If possible, it would be more advantageous to contact the highest levels of both countries for direct communication. I have been communicating with both sides at the ambassadorial level. If necessary, I will write a personal letter and you can deliver it in person. This kind of thing is best done in secret. I don't have enough say, but it is still very important to proceed step by step."

"Uh...are you thinking about these things?" Asuka looked at Shinji Ikari in front of her.

Isn't this the logic of an adult? This... Although it seems that there are many methods, this method makes her feel...

It's safe! It's like being on a big ship.

"Nonsense! You don't think that with a force of SEELE's size, killing Ikari Gendou or dealing with all the apostles is enough to get rid of them? Even if you kill all the mass-produced machines, SEELE will still be finished if it's not uprooted!"

"...How come you can't even speak Korean..."

"That's not the point! There's a worst-case scenario—I've contacted Kirishima Mana to bribe the Senji Group. If that doesn't work, we'll just cooperate with them! Put the EVA and the entire NERV system under the true trusteeship of the United Nations, instead of SEELE as a middleman profiting from the price difference! The best approach is to proceed with all three strategies simultaneously—oh, by the way, leave Ikari Gendō to me!"

“…” He has such a strong murderous intent.

"Okay...ok." Asuka nodded, and now it became a private moment between the girl and the boy.

Although the posture is now that the woman is on top and the man is on the bottom, the aura is that the man is on top and the woman is on the bottom.

"Oh...it's almost time - in a little while...it's time to wake up."

"Before that - Asuka." Ikari Shinji said a little awkwardly: "Uh, personal privacy is also important, right? That..."

What's going on between Katsuragi and I...can you please stop just watching?

"...?"

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Eating is something that makes people feel happy.

According to the thinking logic of Shinji Ikari's "three generations" living together, both Japanese miso and Chinese breakfast should be light.

Germans prefer to eat "everything in bread" in the morning. They put whatever they have in the bread, and the main focus is on keeping it light.

"Good morning, Guten Morgen..." Asuka woke up in the morning, still wearing her home shirt and panties. She stretched out a little groggy, but her little German tongue could easily trill out a good morning.

The moment she opened the door, she could smell the lingering fragrance.

"What's going on? Wow, is there something good happening today? -" Asuka has been living in the United States for the past four years, and her breakfast is either nutritious meals or fast food. If her biological father is not a human being, her stepmother will be heartbroken - Asuka only maintains all respect other than family affection for the family that her biological father later formed.

So I haven't had this kind of family breakfast for a long time.

“Привет”

When I woke up in the morning, I saw someone holding cutlery and serving me a sweet breakfast. Ah, this is...

A, if this is something you hired with your own money, then it’s a great day for the capitalist.

B, if this person is your father or mother, then it is completely normal. You will only feel the pain from the day you lose them.

C. If it is someone you don’t know, call the police immediately

D, it depends on the appearance. If it is someone you like, you will feel like falling in love.

A beautiful boy who I have a crush on for various reasons is making breakfast for me...it feels so good.

"Hey, Asuka, おはよう." This is good morning in Japanese - Katsuragi didn't drink much yesterday, and his waist and legs were not sore from being fucked - he got up early in the morning and was happily enjoying a can of beer and a bite of bread.

"Hey, drinking right out of the blue? What a decadent adult." Asuka instantly became unhappy upon seeing such a decadent scene: "Yawn... Hey, warmongerer, so you really can cook? Do you want to be a gigolo in the future?"

"Hahaha, there's no such thing as a good thing." Ikari Shinji put down the pan and placed two plates of fried eggs in front of the two ladies, saying with a smile, "With this little skill, you can become a gigolo part-time. Isn't the market competition too fierce? 'It's over, it's over. How long do I have to live in this world? Why not just accept the consequences?'"

"? What did you say?"

"Forget it, forget it. Life is only a few tens of thousands of days. Live happily every day." Xiao Ikari also sat at the table and picked up the knife and fork.

This foreign pancake is so well made, thin and crispy, with eggs, sausage, coriander and sauce added inside.

"I've never eaten this before?" Asuka stared at the thing in front of her for a long time, then started eating with a knife and fork. "Hmm! It tastes good! - What is this?"

"Egg pancake." Shinji Ikari ate the egg pancake with a knife and fork.

"? It tastes good. But I heard you Japanese have a special way of eating it—stick a little flag on it! Write ASUKA on it."

"?" Ikari Shinji looked at the other person and then at Katsuragi.

"Uh... Asuka, that's called a 'Kids' Meal' in Japan. It's something only children can eat..."

“?! Ah, this…”

"Wait, wait, don't say anything that's not conducive to unity." Shinji Ikari came over to play the good cop, "Asuka is a foreigner, and just like me, she doesn't know what Japanese customs are. In China, only those who sit in the children's seat eat with a spoon, so wouldn't everyone in the world be a child? - So no problem, I'll fulfill Asuka's wish."

"Hehehe...you're quite a good person. Not bad, I'm very optimistic about you!" Asuka continued to eat the egg-filled pancake with a knife and fork.

"Hahaha, you really know how to please people." Only Shinji Ikari can see Asuka in her soul form.

She was now "sitting" on Shinji Ikari's shoulders. Such big legs, such a big butt, all pressed on the boy's shoulders. Really...

"Eat your meal! I've left your portion in your room!"

"Heh, you talk as if I want to eat. I can choose not to eat or drink... but since you said so, I'll give you some face. But you all eat at the table, and I'm the only one in the room. Ah, am I being bullied? Tsk, this is disgusting-"

"Okay, why don't you just eat it here? If you're not afraid of being seen or haunted, then eat it."

"Tsk, let's go! Let's go eat, who cares about you!" Asuka finally bumped Shinji Ikari's head with her butt, and then floated to Ikari's room next to her - let's go eat, it's been a long time since I last ate.

"..." x2

Katsuragi and Asuka saw Shinji Ikari talking to himself and muttering to himself.

"Hey, Misato—is that guy having another attack?" Asuka suddenly became nervous. "He's already talking to himself!"

"Oh no! It's possible!" Katsuragi quickly got up and ran back to the house. In front of Xiao Ikari's surprised eyes, he poured out a handful of blocking drug pills and was about to stuff them into Xiao Ikari's mouth.

"?! Misato-san, what are you doing~~"

"Shut up and take your medicine!"

"Cough cough cough cough... I, I'm not sick. Oh, I'm really not sick!"

Chirp, chirp.

After a lot of explanation, Shinji Ikari reluctantly took the medicine that he should have taken at the regular time and in the morning.

"Swish, swish—crack."

"...You take medicine as food?" Asuka couldn't help but complain as she watched Ikari swallow bottle after bottle.

"Then you better be careful." Ikari Shinji suddenly started to scare him. "Always pay attention to your mental health. With your tsundere appearance... although it's very cute, it's easy for the apostles to take advantage of your pride and self-esteem. If you are mentally polluted, at best you will lose yourself, and at worst you will become the heroine of an anime. By the way, anime is a specialty of Japan, you can't miss it - rent a few and watch it yourself when you have time..."

"Bah bah bah! What a rubbish scumbag! I shouldn't care about you. Eat, eat, eat, eat you to death!" Asuka drank a glass of wine and milk to stimulate her body growth. She put her hands on her hips and looked unhappy: "What are you doing today? If there's nothing else, I'm going to catch up on some sleep!"

"Why sleep so long while you're alive? You'll sleep forever after you die." After taking his medicine, Shinji Ikari said, "This is just breakfast. You don't think it's just a welcome for you, do you? - Tonight I'll call the most suitable candidate, Rei Ayanami. We'll be comrades in the future -"

"Eh, the most suitable candidate? The victim of pedophile?" Asuka spoke bluntly, regretting her words. "Ah, alright, alright. I'll see what's wrong with that guy... Sigh, why are all my teammates such unlucky bastards? Either they've been... harmed, or they've been mentally polluted..."

"..." How can you be so good! If it weren't for the explosion witnessed by Ayanami and the other two, you would be the most seriously injured among us! But Ayanami has a Stand user, what do you have? A cyborg created to cheat money?

"Wait, what victims of pedophile?" Katsuragi was suddenly stunned.

"Ah... uh... nothing, nothing." Asuka looked around and said, "By the way, if you welcome me, I want to eat German food!"

"I said so." Little Ikari, acting on his own, had originally thought that what he'd said to Asuka in the Chinese base wouldn't get back to Japan, but since Asuka had already said so, what if someone was watching him? If he had the guts to report to class, he'd write down these words that would make Old Ikari's blood pressure skyrocket and show them to him: "My biological father, Ikari Gendo, is a pedophile!"

"Puff! Cough cough cough..." Katsuragi sprayed a mouthful of wine all over Little Ikari's face, almost choking himself to death. Who is Old Ikari? How dare you mess with such a terrifying thing? Few people who messed with him can still breathe now: "You, what did you say?"

"My biological father is a pedophile. I strongly suspect that Ayanami was manipulated by her! As a 14-year-old girl, Ayanami has very little common sense and spends all day in the lab. I saw my biological father, Ikari Gendō, molesting her more than once! He's already a man in his forties, but he touched her head and held her hand without a second thought! He talked and laughed with teenage girls, but have you ever seen him smile at anyone? He smiled at Ayanami. What does this mean? It's a lewd smile! How disgusting!"

"Uh……"

"Especially when you look at his wicked appearance, like a bear with flowers on its head—he has no manners at all; like Zhu Bajie gnawing on a clay pot—you don't care if my teeth are ugly or not. He has no manners at all, he's a wicked man who deserves to be stabbed. There's no one like him in a forty-mile radius! His father is a bastard, and his mother is a bitch..."

"?!?! Stop it! Stop it!—Xiao Zhen, genetics are not in your favor."

"Ah? Oh... yeah... it doesn't matter! I will sever the father-son relationship with him sooner or later! This fucking bitch has been cheating me all day long, and I haven't even settled the score with him yet! This bitch has been wanting to eat young grass for a long time. I've heard that he bullied orphans and widows. Akagi Naoko was seduced by him, and then I heard that he committed suicide. He must be cheating on her feelings! It's really ridiculous that this kind of bastard can cheat on her feelings - and why does Sister Ritsuko like this guy? Is she bored? It's like a flower stuck in cow dung! No, stuck in the cow..."

Shinji Ikari reveals his childish side.

Asuka was watching the family ethics drama and suddenly felt that although her own father had always been a bad person, he was a saint compared to Ikari Gendo.

What's the big deal about your own family? Look at the Ikari family, it's so lively.

"Huh?" Asuka's eyes flashed with gossip, and she turned to Katsuragi Misato beside her: "What? What's going on? Tell me? - That beautiful, abstinent scientist actually likes that stupid Shinji's father?"

"Alright, alright," Katsuragi sighed, wondering if Ritsuko's secret... would it still be a secret? "Asuka, remember not to tell anyone—see, Makoto told everyone but me. Now, every time he goes to Ritsuko for a checkup, he gets tricked. They deliberately make him prick his blood several times, use more force when bandaging the wound, and open the plug a few seconds late to save someone—"

"?!?! Are you so petty?!" Asuka was also a little scared of Ritsuko.

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"Well, today I will be showing the distinguished Miss Soryu Asuka Langley around Tokyo-3. I will be your personal tour guide, so please do me the honor of visiting—"

Little Ikari nodded and bowed in front of Asuka.

"Hehehe..." This kind of vanity is really good!

Asuka is no longer in a state of being affected by the relationship between Katsuragi and Kaji, nor is she in a state of being completely confused by the attacks of the Angels, nor is she in a state of being completely GG due to zero synchronization rate and mental pollution.

He's a relatively normal person.

Hey, who in the modern world doesn't have a mental illness? Who doesn't have a knot in their heart? I'd say 14-year-olds are too old to be piloting EVAs. Seven-year-olds are just too young to worry about anything. What kind of mental pollution is effective? I guess the apostles can only increase the pollution concentration and kill people directly through physical means.

"Lead the way." Asuka was wearing a yellow dress today. Her short skirt fluttered in the wind. She waved her slender jade-like arms, looking so proud and arrogant like a princess.

"Yes, I'll show you the way." Ikari Shinji nodded and pointed to the side. "This is where we throw out the garbage every week. If you throw it in the wrong place, you'll be fined. Of course, if you're caught, you'll be fined, but if you're not, it doesn't matter. It's just that the Obasan Conference Alliance downstairs will continue to output for two to three weeks, which is very annoying."

"...Oh. Can you show me something else?"

"Hey, you're right! Hey, you're right! —Isn't it true? This is the second attraction: me, Shinji Ikari's car."

"? Your car? This?"

"Yeah, automatic, no clutch at all. Sunroof, two-seater sports car style."

"You are so shameless - isn't this just a bicycle?" Asuka looked at Shinji Ikari with contempt.

"Some bikes are pretty good to ride." Xiao Ding unlocked the bike and said, "I'm just waiting for you to take a walk around the neighborhood—come on, get on. I'll cook you a nice meal tonight when Sister Misato comes back. What are you going to eat? I can make whatever you order. Before that... I'll take you to the school to get familiar with the environment."

Shinji Ikari continued, his intentions ulterior. "I'll report this to my superiors. Didn't you say that housing in Japan is cramped? Yeah, I agree. I'll rent you a place next to Katsuragi's. It's so spacious, I'm sure you'll live there! You can even come over for meals from time to time. Why not?"

It won't hinder my close communication with Katsuragi!

142 Every Piece Makes a Great Contribution

The third New Tokyo City is functionally a fortress city.

"Impressive, isn't it?" Ikari Shinji rode his bicycle, sniffing the aroma coming from behind him. It felt completely different from Katsuragi: "A fortress city built on the site of a major international city."

"It's really hard to understand." Asuka looked around at the busy streets. "Aliens have been here several times, yet there are still so many people in this city."

"Everyone's here with the mentality of 'this is the last time'—working like slaves, with no time or money to spare. The exploited under capitalism spend their entire lives just to buy a house, and continue to be exploited. I heard that country to the west, yes, South Korea, even has child loans. It's really eye-catching... I guess NERV didn't have enough funds to build a fortress city, so they're quickly building a real estate bubble and selling houses here to make money." Ikari Shinji stared at his bicycle, feeling the girl's hand behind him holding his waist, his brows furrowed. "You've almost felt it all, and you're just trying to fill in the rotten flesh on my belly?"

"Tsk, who cares about you!" Her pretty face flushed. Admit it, it's nothing. His abs feel nice, sure. The last time I met a guy with muscles like that was back in college—those idiotic pedophiles with muscles in their heads! They're all in their twenties and still interested in twelve or thirteen-year-old girls. What else could that be but pedophilia? When Asuka was in America, she was surrounded by American spies. Those muscled pedophiles were already in jail and had their assholes ripped.

However, this kind of boy who makes people feel good is the first time I have seen him: "Ah, what a stingy man. If it were Mr. Jiaji, he would have taken me for a ride in a luxury sports car by now! Who would still walk slowly behind a bicycle!"

Veins bulged.

"I'm so sorry, dear Miss Asuka." Mentioning another man in front of a man, and his ex-boyfriend (even if it didn't work out) - it's a big taboo for little Ikari! Ikari Shinji decided to take revenge on Asuka: "Come, I'll take you to a nice place; six, nine, four, nine, three, six, one, three, five."

"where?"

"You'll know when you get there. By the way, we need to change cars halfway."

"?"

He pedaled his bike around and around, finally stopping in an unknown location. Of course, the 14-year-old didn't have a driver's license, but he did have an AS license and a NERV work permit. "I can drive an AS, a tank, and an Eva, and you're telling me I can't?"

Ikari stepped on the accelerator and brought Asuka over.

"Here, the Soviet Embassy."