Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Ah, that's all that's going on anyway." Ikari stamped his cigarette butt under his feet, looking like an official from the Wolf's Lair of the Third Reich, about to be destroyed. "Life is short, so enjoy every day. Eh? Are you done talking to Asuka? Then let's take her home and give her a happy new year..."

"Oh, that's easy. Let's go to our house first." Katsuragi didn't say anything. She just smiled and said, "I plan to give you a surprise. It's too late today. I'll buy some food and take it back. Um... let's have a welcome party tomorrow."

"Ah, stop! --Misato-nee, take a break. I can go by myself."

"Eh? Curry noodles are actually quite delicious..."

"But you're also really good at making curry noodles smell like shit! - Okay, okay, let's go." Ikari Shinji waved his hand, indicating that he was tired: "Same for Asuka, what did you just say in there? You didn't let me hear it."

"...Ah, never mind. It's better if you don't hear it." Asuka looked at Ikari with a pitiful look in her eyes, and then said, "You? A warmongerer? Cooking? Ha, what a joke..."

"Don't say that, Xiaozhen—Xiaozhen's cooking skills are truly superb."

"??Um?"

"Don't worry, I know what Germans like to eat."

"Oh, Russians know how to cook? Oh, that's really amazing." Asuka didn't know where Shinji Ikari's mysterious confidence came from.

But... Germans will definitely be able to eat some Northeastern cuisine. Isn't it just sauerkraut, pork knuckle, sausage and pig-killing dishes?

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Shinji Ikari was confused. Why is this version of Asuka so proactive?

"Bang!" Xiao Ding's door was kicked open. With years of combat experience, Xiao Ding instantly became nervous! His hand immediately reached under the pillow, his finger on the trigger, and he was ready to roll over the flat low table deliberately placed next to him.

Then I saw a familiar figure coming in, swaying like someone with low blood pressure who hadn't woken up yet.

"Um……"

It’s her, it’s her, it’s her, it’s her, our heroine Asuka.

With a thud, she fell onto Shinji Ikari's bed—a small bed had been prepared for him, as he wasn't used to tatami at all. Asuka now lay on the bed, her jade-like body covered only by a pair of pink, unadorned pajamas and a loose shirt.

Lying down beside him, she hugged Shinji Ikari like a pillow—her chest, which had just begun to take shape, pressed tightly against Shinji Ikari's pecs, and her breath was as sweet as orchid...

No, a young girl doesn't have sweet breath. Let's be clear, the term "wet behind the ears" is a perfect fit—I don't know why a milky smell wafts from the mouths of adolescents. Um... do you brush your teeth before bed? What brand? In 20 years, kissing without some breath air freshener will smell like a toilet stall... Oh, I've said too much. NGA says the author is a virgin and wouldn't understand these things, and I believe NGA.

"...Ms. Soru? What are you doing?" Still coming?

He used this as an excuse to cause me trouble for the entire last time! And now he's doing it again? Are you setting up a trap?

"Hmm...?" Asuka opened her eyes slightly with sleepiness. The moon was hazy, the birds were hazy, and Asuka was also hazy.

"Ms. Soru, why are you in my room? —Let me make it clear first, there's no Berlin Wall here, but I don't think this is appropriate between men and women..."

"Huh?!" Asuka finally woke up and looked at the handsome face in front of her.

Just like what readers see when the screen suddenly goes black.

"Ah! H, pervert! Pervert! What are you doing!!!" Asuka pushed Shinji Ikari away and kicked him.

"Bang, bang, bang!" In terms of fighting skills, Asuka is definitely formidable. But... the tunnels in the other villages are also well-dug. Shinji Ikari easily blocked and parried the opponent's attacks again and again.

"Hey, you're being unreasonable, aren't you?" Ikari Shinji grabbed the other person's hand and pressed her down under him. Oh, at this age and with this figure, many women have fulfilled their lifelong dreams. "Ms. Soryu Asuka Langley, please open your beautiful big eyes and take a look. Hey, you're not sleeping in the middle of the night, and you're lying on me. I haven't reported you for being a hooligan yet."

"What are you arguing about, really?—Hmm?"

Katsuragi Misato was holding a bottle of wine, apparently still awake. She also kicked open the door of Ikari Shinji's house, and saw... Wow.

It is truly one world famous painting after another.

The first one was "Comrade Misato Katsuragi in Poland".

Then there is "Wu Dalang Catches an Adulterer"

Finally, "I Should Be Under the Car"

About three minutes later, Shinji Ikari and Asuka were dragged to the living room by the furious Misato Katsuragi and lectured.

"I really didn't expect this... Are Europeans more enthusiastic?" Misato Katsuragi was silent for a minute, then covered her head.

Then he took a cigarette in his hand and put it in his mouth.

"Uh, Misato-sister, you're not..."

"Hmm?" Misato Katsuragi glanced coldly at the little bottom beside her.

"...I'll light it for you." Xiao Ikari lowered his head with a humble look, holding the lighter he picked up from the side in both hands to help Katsuragi light the cigarette.

"Huh..." Katsuragi, who only smoked when he was extremely upset, now looked at Ikari and Asuka calmly. "First of all, I don't object to young people dating. Young people should be with young people, that's normal. But... why didn't you take any protective measures?! Ikari Shinji, you're a man, you have to take responsibility, you know!"

"Ah? Who is with this guy..." Asuka looked unhappy, but because she was in the wrong, Shinji Ikari interrupted her.

"Ha...Ha Yi." Ikari Shinji was so scared that he said it in Japanese. He quickly lowered his head and said, "I think love has nothing to do with age. Dating with people of the same age is a thing of the past. And - Sister Misato, please listen to my explanation -"

"I'm listening, go ahead!" Katsuragi said with a gloomy face.

"Ah? You really want me to tell you? Oh, okay, please listen to me carefully. There is a saying that..."

"Long story short!"

"Asuka was sleepy and ran into my room. Although Asuka is very cute, beautiful and touching, I remembered your earnest teachings to me. I must never be tempted by beauty, forget my principles for the sake of profit, or forget my friends for the sake of beauty--" Ikari Shinji knelt on the ground as if asking his leader to rest assured: "I was the first one to remind Asuka--darling, please believe me! I am a chaste person, I am mentally normal, and I never do extramarital affairs..."

"Heh." Katsuragi sneered, sitting on a chair with his legs crossed, looking down at Ikari who was kneeling on the floor. "If I didn't know how much of a charmer you are in school, I would have almost believed it."

“?! Uh, ah…”

"Alright, alright, just roll over to the side and kneel down—" Da Che sighed, not knowing if it was because her tense heart finally relaxed—oh, it wasn't because she was tired of the old and loved the new—her temper improved a lot.

"Yes, yes, good luck to you." Shinji Ikari shook his numb thighs. This kneeling was really not something a human should do. Kneeling without a cushion on your butt is really nonsense.

"Asuka...it's not your fault, but at least when you sleep...sigh, do you have low blood pressure?" Katsuragi looked at Asuka and his tone changed to concern: "This guy may look harmless, but he is still a man after all - you'd better be a little cautious first...right?

Asuka felt something was amiss when she saw Katsuragi and Shinji Ikari's reactions. A woman, no matter how young or old, is still a woman, and she was quick to sense something was amiss.

But it was hard to say anything at the moment.

"Humph, if he dares to attack me, I will castrate him!"

"...It's hard to say if he's serious about it. Remember to bring a stun gun when you go out next time. This guy is armed." Katsuragi gave Asuka a little anti-wolf tip: "If Xiao Zhen wants to attack you, remember to show no mercy! He's a professional soldier, remember to show no mercy."

"Oh, I see."

Shinji Ikari: "...It's unjust."

"Alright, go back to sleep!" Katsuragi clapped his hands, expressing that the world was a beautiful place. "Remember this, you two, the true meaning of life is mutual understanding! However, over-understanding isn't a good thing! Especially since you're still young, you must pay attention to your physical hygiene when you make friends in the future! Alright, get your adolescent restlessness out of here and go to sleep!"

"okay……"

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Shinji Ikari was lying on the bed.

For a while, Shinobu thinks more and more angry, and takes a step back and thinks more and more losses.

No matter how I thought about it just now, it wasn't my fault, but men do need to be more generous sometimes. This is not based on anything else, it's simply because it goes in one ear and out the other, Dafa is good.

If you want to live a decent life, you must be a little hard of hearing. If you are broad-minded and hard of hearing, you can pretend to be ignorant and remain ignorant for the rest of your life.

"You think you're awesome now?"

Shinji Ikari was in a trance, about to fall asleep. In that blurry moment, his soul suddenly trembled and he woke up with a long sigh.

"Again?" Ikari Shinji groggily opened his eyes. Why was it Asuka again? "Miss Soryu, if you're alright, can you go to sleep? Are you done yet? Katsuragi's done yelling at Soryu, are you going to let me sleep?"

Shinji Ikari waved his hand, glanced at Asuka, and decided to continue sleeping.

"?!?! Are you still sleeping!?"

This Asuka is no ordinary Asuka.

She was wearing a combat uniform with bandages on her hands and a bandage covering one eye. She pinched Shinji Ikari's ear and shouted, "Look what you did to me! You are disgusting!"

"Ouch!" What a Chinese cry! Shinji Ikari jumped up as his ears were grabbed. Then he looked at the person in front of him - "Asuka? You... are you the Asuka who calls yourself the re-take world?!"

"......?! You know me? Ha, that's right, you... wait? You know me?" The bandaged re-take Asuka in front of him was stunned.

"Nonsense, I came here just to find you! But you left me here for half a year!" Ikari Shinji suddenly got angry, and then suddenly realized something: "Oh, I see! - You directionally challenged Asuka, you've made a mistake again, right? You think I'm the soul of your re-take world Ikari Shinji?!"

"Uh... ah..."

"It's not enough to make a mistake once, but you're going to make it again?!" Ikari Shinji instantly flew into a rage and poked Asuka's head several times with his finger. "Look at you, you're such a grown-up and can't even take care of yourself! Why are you still wearing this bandage outfit? Where's your Ayanami cosplay?"

“Who, who wants to imitate that top student?! —Wait, what are you doing!?”

"For you, I gave up my wonderful daily life and ran to this world line to fight for my life. Look, mental pollution again. I'm also confused - Asuka, did I owe you in my past life? Oh, it seems so. But you go from one world to another... Let me ask you something, how do you do it, always having such bad directions?"

"I... this world isn't normal." This RE Asuka muttered with her head down, and then seemed to admit that she was unlucky: "What are you doing here?! The Ikari Shinji in this world is like a gunpowder!"

"Then don't worry about it. I swear, Asuka's business is my business - how could I not hold on to your outstretched hand!" Ikari Shinji looked at Asuka, who was like a floating soul in front of him, a soul from another world - "I came here just for you - our daughter asked me to come, look how cute our daughter is. If mom is bullied, she will definitely... Poof!"

"Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! You're a piece of shit. What are you doing in this world? And you've been mentally polluted again... You're going to die, you know that!"

"Of course I know - what's more terrifying than Shinji Ikari's death is Asuka getting even slightly injured!"

"...Shut up...Shut up...You make me look...so...ugly..."

"?! Asuka, please don't cry? Uh, please don't cry?!"

"Shut up! Get out of here!"

"If you don't want to leave, just hit me a few more times—it's to cool you down. Crying is cute, but not crying is even cuter. Come on, smile? Or should I smile for you?"

"Get out!"

Finally, Shinji Ikari "huggled" Asuka in soul state and slept until four or five in the morning.

Get up, it's time to cook, househusband.

141 The inferiors rebel against the superiors, one man kills one man, Ikari Gendō is punished by heaven!

Meeting in dreams, what a vague happiness in the midst of pain.

But in EVA, souls and the like are everywhere, which is a basic operation. In the world of EVA, if you go a little further, you always feel that there can be a few evil gods.

When will there be a moment of tenderness? This kind of spiritual communication is really... As a person, you should not only have an open mind, but also an open heart.

Communication in dreams naturally requires spiritual detachment—

"Joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness all fade with time." Ikari Shinji said softly: "But Asuka, don't give up hating Ikari Shinji——"

"Huh? I thought... you would plead for yourself." Asuka, lying gently on the boy, was a little surprised, but also a little amused: "You still want me to continue to hate you?"

"Knowing what you've been through, I really feel like a scumbag..." Shinji Ikari said with a wry smile, "What I did in that world really let everyone down... If you think about it, everyone's life is different because of their different circumstances. How many worlds must a little Ikari Shinji go through, and how many times must he die in agony before he can atone for all the sins he's carried away?"

Shinji Ikari's Cursed Legion sets out, and the Legion of Atonement rises in a wave.

"...I hate you." Asuka suddenly raised her head, a look of deep distress beneath her bandaged eye. "I hate you, I despise you! — But, none of this seems important now. Whether I can find Shinji Ikari, the man who completely abandoned me, or not, it seems like it doesn't matter anymore. But you... really surprise me."

"how?"

"You... like... Asuka very much?" The voice was a little confused.

"I, Shinji Ikari, love Asuka very much and am deeply attached to her."

"...Okay, stop talking." Asuka sighed softly, raised her head and fell back into the other person's arms: "I... understand."

"What do you know?"

"Shut up, idiot!—Hold me tight! With all your might! Let me go, and I'll kill you!"

"As ordered."

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"Asuka..." In his dream, Ikari Shinji gently embraced the girl, who had completely stopped resisting and struggling, and even felt a little like a little bird. Her proud shoulders were so thin, and he felt... "Ikari Shinji swears that I will never let you suffer the slightest harm again... But before that, I believe you are not some vase heroine, right?"

What does the oath sworn by Shinji Ikari have to do with me, Shinji Ikari? Huh? What?

"Oh, of course! Why, I sensed your evil intentions."

"Haha, in this world, I'm a scout. I thought I'd have to do everything by myself, but now it seems... things might have to be brought forward significantly."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, hehe... Do you want to be the commander-in-chief of NERV? Ah, from now on you will be Commander-in-Chief Soryu Asuka Langley!" Shinji Ikari chuckled a few times.

"?!?!" His ambition was growing: "Who wants this crap? I wish NERV would be reduced to rubbish!"

"Oh, that's wrong, dear Commander-in-Chief." Ikari Shinji taught him what it meant to be crowned emperor. "I'm the one who coveted wealth, fame, and fortune. If you don't become Commander-in-Chief, how can I become his wife?"

"...Hehe, you? Commander's wife? Did I hear correctly?"

"It's okay if you don't want to be the commander. You can be Ayanami instead—I just want to be the commander's wife. It doesn't matter who the commander is." Ikari Shinji raised a finger and said, "So, do you want to be the commander or not?"