Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"? Misato-san?" Shinji Ikari was a bit embarrassed, or rather, heartbroken. He walked to the side steps and sat down, slumped like a 35-year-old author who had given up on life. "Ah, as expected, my life is just a losing battle. This life is a destined tragedy."

"That's enough, stop feeling sorry for yourself—well, women's clothing is nice, very cute." Katsuragi smiled and touched Asuka's head, then teased Ikari Shinji with Asuka: "Hahaha, I still have a few sets of clothes at home that I can't wear anymore. Do you want me to only wear women's clothing at home from now on?"

Oops!

It seems... I'm about to feel something! Let's change the subject! -- Katsuragi, who had gotten himself into a mess by mocking others, quickly changed the subject and said, "Hey, Makoto, you played well with Asuka just now! As for Asuka, you were the main force in the first battle and eliminated the apostles! That's amazing!"

"Humph, of course." Asuka suddenly became proud. "Don't worry, I'll win one victory after another."

"Well, Asuka is indeed a strong foreign aid." Ikari Shinji also praised her and climbed up hard along the pole handed to him by Katsuragi.

"Well, Xiao Zhen, go change your clothes. It might be better in the Pacific Ocean, but Japan is full of perverts." Katsuragi waved his hand and said, "Ritsuko will come over soon. You two can go directly to NERV for treatment and examination. Um... is there anything wrong?"

"Wow." Shinji Ikari nodded.

"Gut! (Gut, okay)." Asuka also nodded.

"...Can we speak Japanese in Japan? —Are you bullying me?!"

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Ritsuko Akagi looked at the report in her hand.

After another precise calculation, Ritsuko Akagi looked at it again and again.

"Are you done yet?" Katsuragi Misato was not allowed to leave work, which made her a little unhappy. It was ten o'clock in the evening. Asuka and Ikari Shinji had both fallen asleep in the plug: "Didn't they say that Xiao Zhen can't stay in the plug for too long?"

"So he got off the plane three hours before Asuka."

"Can we call it a day and go home?"

"Keep waiting—Oh, by the way, let Agano and the others go home now. Once Makoto's testing is over, come over directly." Akagi Ritsuko said they wanted to work overtime together, and if we die, we die together: "But it's basically confirmed... Let Asuka come down too."

"Ah? It's finally over! Well, what a hassle." Asuka looked unhappy inside the plug. After shaking her body and stretching, she said to the communication device inside the plug: "Dr. Akagi, is there anything wrong with my body?"

"Yes, or no." Suddenly, Humphrey possessed her. Akagi Ritsuko's words frightened the other party, causing them to tremble slightly. "Hehe~ But don't worry, you have no mental pollution, not even a trace. At present, your body has no negative health problems."

"Aha, I knew it... Where's that stupid Shinji?"

"Him?" Akagi Ritsuko pondered for a moment and sighed, "Come down first. Don't talk about this in front of Xiaozhen."

"...Oh, hey, you guys are the ones who ensure our safety in logistics, so you have to treat that guy carefully!" Asuka suddenly started to protect her cubs.

"..." Akagi immediately cut the call. Honestly, after spending so much time with Ikari Shinji, a high-EQ, aggressive little bootlicker, she'd forgotten how difficult teenagers can be. Asuka's personality was exactly what Akagi, a menopausal woman, thought a teenage brat should be like—unsteady!

That is like our little Zhen, open her mouth and say dear, close her mouth and say great. Akagi Ritsuko was licked to the point of ecstasy——

"Ritsuko? Is Xiaozhen's condition getting worse again?"

"No, I've achieved a certain degree of...well, how should I put it." Ritsuko Akagi glanced at Katsuragi. This was her office.

So I can say more.

"How disappointing are you!" Ritsuko Akagi poked her best friend on the forehead.

"Huh?" Katsuragi Misato was suddenly scolded: "Akagi mother, what are you talking about! What's wrong with me?!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Even though I was there to talk nonsense, Akagi Ritsuko shook the report in her hand. "I don't know why, but Asuka's abilities are indeed developing rapidly. Um... this is the case with driving. The synchronization rate was just confirmed, 60.2 percent! A new high! More than ten percentage points higher than the previous highest. This is probably the result of entering the same plug as Xiaozhen, because that's the only variable."

Akagi Ritsuko looked at the report in her hand, her eyes flashing with brilliance, which made Katsuragi stunned: "Hey, hey, hey, Ritsuko, you look like a Frankenstein monster now."

"Hmph—of course, a single sample isn't enough to prove anything absolute. Next time, let's have Makoto and Ayanami insert the plug together. I'll see if Rei's synchronization rate might increase as well."

"Is this okay?" Katsuragi thought for a long time and said, "Xiao Zhen... the spiritual pollution on you..."

"Don't worry about that. Even such a high-intensity battle didn't infect Asuka in the slightest. Xiao Zhen's mental pollution should be closed-type. Risks are not ruled out, but the benefits are within an acceptable range. The most important thing is..." Akagi Ritsuko glanced at Katsuragi and said unhappily, "Xiao Zhen's mental pollution has been controlled and seems to be healing rapidly."

"...Hmm? There's such a good thing?"

"I don't know why, but anyway—that guy is with you purely to vent his sexual desires. Oh, it seems to improve the synchronization rate. You're a pretty good flesh toilet—" The two queens couldn't stop telling dirty jokes when no one was around, especially since they were so close: "But look at you, old and ugly, and then look at that young and beautiful girl—it directly healed Xiaozhen's heart."

"?! You, you, you, how can you talk like that? You're only a month older than me!"

Katsuragi's birthday is December 8th, and Akagi's is November 21st.

"Haha, I'm not an old cow eating young grass." He glanced at the other person with contempt.

"Me! Ritsuko, you're a bully! What the hell are you trying to do?!"

"I'm considering whether to put you in a driving suit and throw you into the insertion plug. I wonder if this will improve the synchronization rate." Ritsuko Akagi thought for a while and seemed to be very serious about doing it.

Friends, a queen-like E-cup pilot suit! The last time I saw such a queen-like allure was Shinji Ikari's mom. But Ikari Yui was only 27 at the time, and the Katsuragi that Ikari got was two years older than his own mother. Oh, there's so much EVA ethics going on.

"Ritsuko?"

"Hehe... But these are just in the plan. Xiaozhen's mental pollution has improved. Well... Go back and supervise him. He only needs to take the medicine every other day." Ritsuko Akagi quickly reduced the dosage of the medicine so that old Ikari would not suspect her.

"Oh, okay, I'll remember that." Just like a mother who remembers her child's medication.

Dang Dang Dang.

Shinji Ikari arrived first.

"Sister Ritsuko, you called me?"

"Hmm." Akagi Ritsuko turned to the page about Ikari in the report. "Not bad, he seems to be listening to me. Although the situation is still not optimistic, the mental pollution has indeed eased. It has probably gone from being ready to die at any time to being likely to die at any time. Remember not to be too impulsive next time."

"Yes, yes, you are right, Sister Ritsuko." Xiao Ikari nodded and licked Sister Ritsuko again and again: "Sister Ritsuko, you haven't finished get off work yet? How about we go for a midnight snack together later? - Here, this is a gift of comfort."

Ikari took a can of hot coffee from the bag in his hand and handed it to Ritsuko with both hands.

"Hmph... no need. I may not even be able to rest after you get off work." Ritsuko Akagi said that this was indeed much better than his father. She took the bottle of coffee and took a sip, feeling how rare the tribute from the Ikari family was.

"Xiao Zhen, where is mine?" Katsuragi licked his face and pulled up.

"it's here--"

"Hehe...Xiao Zhen fought very well today." Katsuragi Misato leaned against Akagi's desk and looked like she was enjoying tomorrow: "I'll give you a day off tomorrow."

"Thank you...um..."

"Take a day off and come back to work the day after tomorrow." Akagi Ritsuko interrupted Ikari's spellcasting: "I have a report to write tomorrow - Katsuragi, you have a battle report to write too... Is China fun?"

It's rare that he actually talked to me about things outside of work.

"Very good, the Chinese comrades are very enthusiastic, and the people are also very good. After the battle is won, I will go again with Sister Ritsuko and everyone from NERV." Xiao Ikari smiled so naively, if he still had a life: "I bought a gift for Sister Ritsuko, but I can't get it now-"

"..." This guy is so much better than old Ikari. I hope he can learn from my son: "What a little central air conditioner - ordinary men who are so nice to all girls will be ignored, but once they have a little charm, trouble will come." Akagi Ritsuko took off her glasses and suddenly laughed: "Oh, I suddenly remembered the cartoons I watched when I was a child. What was the name of the character in it? The five-part... Misato, what was the name of that one?"

Oh, that one, I know, the five-part flower...

"Ah? Oh... divided into five parts... Oh, the hero's body was divided into five parts." Katsuragi Misato suddenly remembered: "The hero was cheating on five women, and then his body was cut into five parts."

An ancient saying goes: If you try to have your feet on two boats, you will eventually capsize. If you try to have your feet on ten thousand boats, you will never be able to capsize.

"...?! Was Japanese anime from the early 20th century this violent?"

"Haha, that was quite popular in those two years - being a 'central air conditioner' comes at a price, gigolo. Oh, it seems he's more than just a gigolo." Akagi Ritsuko's hand gently brushed across her (future) adopted son's cheek, as if commenting on something: "Alright, Asuka, you two can go back together later."

"Yes, Sister Ritsuko—please don't work too late—where's the money for staying up late and working overtime?"

"I earn xxxx thousand a month, which is much better than Katsuragi. She has to rely on selling her body to pay off her loan, but I'm different." Ritsuko stabbed Katsuragi in the heart.

"Ding, ding, ding." The door outside rang again and Asuka came in.

"Hey, Misato, Dr. Akagi—idiot Shinji, here I come!" Asuka fell asleep inside the plug. She was the most energetic at the moment: "Stupid Shinji, I heard your mental pollution is better?"

"Yeah, much better. Thank you for your concern." Xiao Ding casually threw a can of coffee over and said, "Why, did you fall asleep in there?"

"Hmm, I slept so comfortably! I didn't expect it to be so comfortable in LCL. I guess it's the weightlessness effect of the liquid." Asuka opened the can and drank, saying to Ikari, "Your mental pollution is fine, and mine seems to be fine too... Hey, idiot Shinji!"

"what?"

"Go out, go out, go out—I have something to ask Dr. Akagi."

"? What are you doing? Hey..." Bang, Shinji Ikari was pushed out, and Asuka was inside asking him how he was doing.

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"Hey, what's wrong with my brain! - Am I really not mentally polluted?" Asuka finally kicked Shinji Ikari out with a flying kick - then turned around and looked at the two adults.

"Oh?" Akagi Ritsuko glanced at Katsuragi with a light look in her eyes, then looked at Asuka: "What happened?"

"It's... it's... that..." Suddenly I felt embarrassed, and suddenly I remembered it - just like remembering my first love.

The key is that this "first love" hasn't passed yet. Generally speaking, people's first love doesn't have a result. For example, Asuka and Kaji Ryoji probably won't have a result. If Kaji gets lucky, it will be closer to the plot than if it gets lucky with a certain guy with glasses, right?

"Um?" Akagi Ritsuko's face was serious, but she was actually quite happy. Her expression was as puzzled as a scientist's. "If you don't explain clearly, how can I know what happened to you? I told you there's no mental pollution, and you still don't believe me?"

"I! - Something's wrong, that, inside Unit 2. Suddenly... it's like..." Asuka hesitated for a long time, hoping to describe this feeling with the simplest words: "It's like I can understand that idiot's heart... It's like... uh, our hearts, our minds are connected..."

"Ah, this must be an illusion." Akagi Ritsuko continued: "What you just said might be the suspension bridge effect caused by being too nervous during the first battle? Ah, then you have to be careful, Xiao Zhen is a real man-crush. There are at least a reinforced company of girls in the school who want to pursue him. And... I just heard that many girls are unclear with him. Oh, by the way, what is the popular word among you young people? Reverse deduction, right?——"

"!?! Huh?! So disgusting! He's a man, right? And he's pushing it backwards?"

"Who knows... maybe there's a woman stronger than him? He's not tall, maybe there's a stronger woman taking advantage of him. He's only 14, oh... now I remember. Doesn't that guy have mental pollution? You might not know this - although he's usually incredibly strong, if he doesn't take medicine in time when he's sick, he'll become a real loser."

"?!?! You said he... was raped by a woman?" Asuka's perspective exploded—not that it was anything to explode, how could she not know about this kind of news when she was in the US? But what was this feeling of pity?

"Hehe, maybe." Akagi Ritsuko glanced at Katsuragi Misato, whose face was ashen, and added, "There are so many female perverts in this world."

"So...so disgusting! That guy is such a loser." Asuka put her hands on her hips, seeming to sigh, "Next time I see that guy, I'll give him a little face...so pathetic. Hero of the Soviet Union? Guard of the Republic? Ah...this guy is actually an unlucky bastard who didn't take his medicine and was...taken advantage of by a woman. Oh my, so pathetic."

The more Asuka spoke, the more regretful she felt.

Did it give someone else an advantage? What a pity! Such an outstanding and beautiful boy was actually raped by a woman with a bow.

"Well, it's really tragic, because I 'don't know' who did it. Maybe... it's some old lady in her sixties..."

"Huh!" Asuka was very disgusted. The first thing that disgusted her was the situation, and the second was that Shinji got the upper hand over to someone else. What a pity.

"That's enough. Xiaozhen has to save some face. Asuka, don't mention this matter in front of him anymore." Katsuragi said quickly. If he continued to listen, he would turn into a witch.

"Oh... I'm a good person too, so I'll give him some face." Asuka muttered.

"By the way, aren't you asking about the mentality? I told you not to think too much about the suspension bridge effect. Do you have any questions?" Katsuragi quickly changed the subject.

"!——In short, it's definitely not the suspension bridge effect. I... felt too many strange things."

"Tell me more about it." Katsuragi took out a pen and said businesslike, "EVA is a very mysterious thing. It's hard to describe it in a few words. Sit down and explain in detail - what were you feeling at the time?"

"...I won't say anymore! It's so boring! - Just tell me why I can feel his heart! Why do I feel that he understands my heart! And..."

Still very happy.

"The wall of your heart has been breached, right? Or maybe it's because your two biological AT positions have merged infinitely in EVA's LCL—well, these are all things worth noting. In short, feelings are just feelings, but feelings aren't necessarily false." Akagi Ritsuko acted like she knew everything and said, "Well, I suggest you tell me about your feelings so I can make a judgment..."

"No, there's nothing to say!"

Is everything real?

Is my heart, the heart that wants to be with him, real? What is real?

140 re Asuka

Overall, there are only two things about NERV and SEELE that don't hold them back.

It can't do this, and it can't do that.

In a sense, Katsuragi is the one who takes the blame. If something goes wrong, as long as Ikari doesn't like it, the blame will be directly thrown on her head. This is what happened when JA, who was researching, went berserk, but more often than not, she took the initiative to pick it up and carry it.

If he wants, Akagi can take the blame at any time - he has to take the blame anyway.

In the original character setting, one of them was willing to resist, taking up a sword (gun) to go to Kyoto and discuss the pros and cons with old Ikari - but her own mother turned out to be a rebellious person, and the mage of Naoko Akagi's three personalities simply gave up her daughter and wanted her husband, showing us the power of genes (Ritsuko Akagi was quite happy about the death of her own mother Naoko, because it was one less rival in love, and it was considered retribution).

Katsuragi was willing to sacrifice his own life to protect Ikari, and he was devoted to her.

However! Because they want to continue writing and make money, I don’t know what’s wrong with them. The most likely thing is that they will quarrel with fans like the old movie version, or just randomly change the plot and character endings.

All in all, the new movie version is completely incomprehensible except for the character style and voice actors.

——But it proves it from the side.

If old Ikari is gone, Katsuragi and Akagi want to shift the blame, then they have to put it on young Ikari.

"call……"

Xiao Ding now felt that the pots on his head were ready to be fired, and his luck seemed to have disappeared completely in an instant.

"Baga Shinji! —Ahem, you're smoking?"

"Huh?" Xiao Ding had been kicked out for so long, sitting on the bench like an old lady in an empty room, staring quietly at the ceiling in the distance.

After being hit on the back of the head by Asuka, Xiao Ikari looked up at her and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Hey, you're still imitating a delinquent? I've seen a lot of guys like you in America. At first they were just trying to act cool, then they became big mamas, and then they just started smoking—"