Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Then Asuka stripped him of his clothes.

"Are you a man?! It's so hard for you to take off your clothes, take them off! Take them off! Take them off!——" Oh no, it feels so good all of a sudden! Asuka pushed Ikari Shinji to the ground and rode on him - stripping off his uniform piece by piece.

"Hey! Are you crazy?! Asuka, calm down!——"

"Hahaha, you're yelling—uh..."

After stripping off Shinji Ikari's uniform, all he saw were wounds of varying sizes.

Scars from being scratched by a sharp weapon, wounds from being hit by (small-caliber) bullets, a small burn I couldn't tell if it was from a fire or an explosion, some sutured wounds, centipede-like wounds -

Asuka was riding on Shinji Ikari's waist, and suddenly she didn't know what to say. She didn't know whether to look at his eight-pack abs, his waist, or his mermaid line.

"You... well, you have another trick up your sleeve."

"It's too tight—can't I wear it? Oh..."

"Come on, come on, get into my Unit 2 - let me show you how I fight!" Asuka quickly stood up and covered her blushing face - which was in line with her innermost requirements for men.

1. Behave like an adult - Shinji Ikari is not just an adult anymore, he is almost dead.

2. Be manly - the smell is pungent.

You're a little young, but... it's okay. It's barely passable enough to watch, and it can make me laugh. We have a tacit understanding in combat—I'll just accept you as my bootlicker. I'll treat your little dog well! From now on, every bite of meat I eat will be a bowl you wash!

"alright."

Mother-in-law!

I'm coming in!

138 Spirit and Flesh

There's absolutely no problem in getting into Unit 2 with Asuka, and it can be called a mother-daughter bowl.

It just so happens that my mother-in-law is also in a corner forgotten by love, so I might as well do the same as a virgin author and accept everything. If you really want to be harsh, then let Unit-01 and Unit-02 start jealousy... Oh, just thinking about that makes me...

So what does it mean when Kaworu Nagisa controls Unit 2? Force, mind control, orders, brainwashing a married woman?

"Whatever language you want to use, I'll cooperate." Ikari boarded Unit 2 in women's clothing. This life was a life worth living. A man wearing women's clothing is something only a man can do, doing things only a man can do—and by extension, it's the most manly of actions.

"What do you mean by cooperate with me? I'm almost cooperating with you! You poor student!"

"Okay, then I'll use Ulnar." Little Ikari was unhappy. What does "bad student" mean? "Yintala, Tassadar! Na'ada. You have to admit that you're a bad student and can't understand. Then I'll use Quel'Thalas: Barada Poem, Aranori. Umbara, Dalana!"

“……? What did you say?” This is a blind spot in knowledge.

"Tsk, what a poor student." Xiao Ikari mocked directly.

"?!you!"

"German, it's the easiest." Considering that Asuka and I had the insertion plug in the last round, this felt very strange.

"Hmph!" Asuka curled her lips and said, "I want to see if your German is standard - say a few words!"

"Well...Okay, do you think this standard is right?...I came to Hebei Province..." The rest is omitted

"?! Eh? Your German is... very standard?" Asuka was confused. Could it be that the war madman on the other side really had a talent for languages. Didn't he lie to me when he introduced himself at the beginning? - Oh, forget it, even a fool can make a good plan. Asuka muttered something, saying that she would not argue with someone whose doors and windows were shut by God except for a small dog hole: "Forget it, then German will be the starting system - start starting, start neural connection, press lock release - start synchronously!"

Asuka activated Unit 2—and even then, she didn't forget to complain, "Hey, you damn war idiot. Don't let my synchronization rate suffer. Do you hear me... yes... huh?"

suddenly.

It was like being struck by lightning, yet without any pain; like being in the clouds, yet the experience felt so real. This wonderful, dreamlike feeling rippled through my heart. Sweeter than honey, deeper than love. This feeling was truly wondrous, like… like… a fusion of so many emotions.

It was like being fucked to an ecstatic climax by my boyfriend, with whom I was deeply in love, and my soul left my body, but then I heard my mother, Zeppelin, calling me on the phone to ask about my well-being.

Family love, romance, friendship, maternal love and so on all flooded into my heart - and this is just the emotional aspect.

Asuka had never smoked drugs, had a needle, or inhaled noodle before, but she suddenly felt that ice drugs were nothing special, and the pleasure she got from staying awake was unimaginable - this was not just pleasure, but also the clarity and health she felt after fitness!

"Ah!" Asuka cried out softly in excitement.

——That was Asuka's excitement.

This is Shinji Ikari, meeting his mother-in-law for the first time in this dimension.

"Hello, dear—Asuka's mother."

Shinji Ikari's synchronization rate easily soared to 120%, but that was with Yui Ikari. Theoretically, establishing a connection with Asuka's mother is impossible—but EVA is all about the soul. It's even more useful than the Dreadnoughts in Warhammer 40k. The Dreadnoughts can be sewed up, piped, and chained—and then thrown inside! As a living dead (half-dead, half-alive), continue to serve the Emperor!

EVA is different. You can melt in it and it's fine! Congratulations, you've become a god!

...Of course, from Xiao Ding's perspective, this is fucking Lingfei! To base this on supernatural beliefs is completely unmaterialistic. Adam and Lilith are, frankly, aliens of the same species (or something close to it). In a sense, relying on EVA Lingfei is the best solution. But it's probably like a primitive tribe in the Pacific getting an atomic bomb—there's an 80% chance they'll explode in the next second.

It's too early for humans.

Shinji Ikari is in Unit 2, talking to Asuka's mother. After all, he is a young Ikari who has traveled through many worlds. He has also communicated with Asuka's mother before.

However, the communication with his biological mother, Yui Ikari, was not as smooth.

After a few seconds, I reached a deal with my mother-in-law.

The mind does not lie.

This beautiful (and most importantly, he couldn't let his daughter down) boy's heart was pure—he was willing to sacrifice everything to help his daughter. Although only Asuka's mother had half a soul here, but... half was enough.

After the deal was done, Asuka...

Right now, Ikari is having a great time chatting with his wife, but Asuka? Oh well, just enjoy yourself first.

"Power!" Pava! "I feel full of power!"

Asuka feels that she can not only save Japan, but also save the world, and now she can go to Egypt as a star expeditionary force.

"Asuka, calm down." Ikari Shinji gently held Asuka's hand and said in a strange way of spiritual communication: "Let's move forward together!"

If it was the normal version of Asuka, would you dare to talk to me like that in my Unit-02? Okay, let's battle! Today, let's have a painful battle!

but.

"Okay!" Asuka grasped Shinji's hand. Whether it was some strange combination of forces or a mysterious reaction, Asuka and Shinji's hands clasped tightly together on the steering column.

The position is roughly equivalent to Shinji Ikari - holding Asuka - holding Mrs. Zeppelin.

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"What the hell is this monster! Shit! Madfake!"

Captain Bob cursed profusely, watching as torpedoes hit with no response, anti-submarine mines struck with no effect. Planes scrambled and bombarded the enemy with no effect—the massive warship monster on the other side was like a tactical monster. It was twice the size of an ordinary battleship, yet its agility was beyond words.

The most important thing is that the firepower is so fierce that it cannot be described in words.

Since turning Japan into a secondary aggressor country more than 70 years ago, Americans have never suffered such a great loss in the Pacific!

"Apostle, this is the one we've been fighting—" Katsuragi, standing by, also looked nervous. This biological cannon was unleashing one kill after another, not much better than the Thunder Angel from last time! It just switched from beams and drills to laser cannons and battleships. "The enemy's learning ability is incredible... Has he already started learning how humans fight?... What's that guy doing?"

The roar of artillery fire——

"Eh?!"

"The Chinese transport ship Dawuwei called - EVA Unit 2 started itself!" An adjutant reported from the bridge.

Katsuragi turned around and said, "Eh? Asuka, nice!"

Awesome!

"What! You're not allowed to mess around...eh?"

Followed by.

Everyone saw a scene that almost made their glasses explode.

All six eyes of EVA Unit 2 suddenly opened simultaneously, and the entire robot roared like a wild beast. The eighty-meter-tall mecha leaped, like a divine weapon descending from the sky, towards the giant battleship Apostle in the distance.

"?" The apostle was probably also stunned. You came to see my father Adam, who the hell are you? "Roar!"

A roar shook the entire ocean! As if feeling angry at EVA02 for daring to challenge it, the fish angel suddenly felt murderous. The main guns on its body opened fire together.

"Buzz!" Unit 2 suddenly burst out with AT stance - after blocking all the opponent's light cannons, it waved its hand handsomely to defeat the opponent's AT stance.

Then EVA No. 2 used a small sword to flexibly leap over the body of the giant battleship apostle. Here you will get three knives, there you will get six holes.

"Roar!" Unit 2 roared again, stripping the fish angel, whose armor had been almost dismantled, of its entire apostle. Then it stabbed the apostle's core with a knife!

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"Unbelievable, unbelievable, what kind of data is this?"

Ritsuko Akagi rushed to the dock and immediately brought a professional team to read various information about Unit 2.

What the hell is this?

"Eh? What's the problem?" Misato Katsuragi craned her neck to look. The two beauties were close together—yet their intelligence differed. Katsuragi stared at the computer screen, which looked like a mysterious book, and said he couldn't understand it.

"What can you understand? I'm telling you, Asuka's synchronization rate has skyrocketed from a peak of 49 percent to 57.2 percent! And when Unit-02 is in battle, it possesses the same high performance as Unit-01!"

Because Unit 2's second monument is half price, its capabilities are not very good.

What's the matter?

"Uh...what's wrong? Didn't they say Unit 2 is very powerful?"

"She's very strong... It seems that Xiaozhen and the pilot of Unit 2 fought together?"

"Hey, those two little guys..." Katsuragi suppressed his jealousy and said helplessly: "They are really amazing... But Asuka is a little embarrassed now."

"Excuse me?"

"Well, Xiaozhen got beaten along the way, but it seems that guy is easy to talk to. Humph, he can't walk when he sees a girl."

"Oh?" She was really jealous, but she didn't know if it was because of her best friend or something else. "That guy is really a human stud now, Xiaozhen... Misato, keep an eye on him! It might be related to the experiment. I want to see what it is."

"Ok?"

"Anyway—get the two pilots here. I'll… ask them myself."

"Okay, but Asuka has a lot of pride, so be careful with your words, Ritsuko."

"Don't worry, I have a plan."

139 My heart wants to be with Ikari-kun (this time it was Asuka who said it)

Asuka's inner world is very conflicted right now.

"No, no, no, these are not true - these are all side effects of driving an EVA. Ah, they are all fake, you can't fool me!" The heart boat was like a colorful boat, flashing across the center of the honey-like Milky Way.

Asuka felt like she was falling head over heels in love. She'd known nothing about Ikari Shinji before, but now she seemed like the person who understood the submissive best. Generally, distance creates beauty; the more you know someone, the less you feel. But EVA was different. After soaking in her mother's bath water with Ikari Shinji, she felt like a girl in love.

"Asuka, are you okay?" After getting off EVA Unit 2, Ikari saw that Asuka did not look very normal.

The Asuka in each world is naturally different and has her own choices - but the current Soryu Asuka Langley doesn't even dare to look at Shinji Ikari's face.

"Go away, you pervert!" Asuka kicked Shinji Ikari and covered her blushing cheeks, not only because of shyness - but also because she couldn't stop smiling.

I don’t know why this feeling of happiness lingers, an overwhelming sense of happiness, as if I have found the meaning of life, the sustenance of life - no, what is more precious than finding a treasure is getting it back after losing it!

"Ouch! Asuka, what happened?" Ikari Shinji was a little anxious. After coming out of the womb water - LCL, it really was: you gave me the whole world, and from then on I didn't know the pain and joy in your heart: "Are you uncomfortable? Or in pain? - Are you mentally polluted by LCL?"

"!! Yes, yes! It must be mental pollution!" Asuka covered her face with her hands, unable to move them away. She could only stretch out her long legs. She kicked Ikari Shinji's butt one after another, but it felt... powerless! Absolutely powerless! It was almost like flirting! "Ni Zou Kai, don't come over here! Don't look at me like this!"

“!! Mental pollution?! Yes, yes, yes… I’m sorry, oh oh oh… I didn’t mean it…” Damn, I deserve to die!

"...Hmph." Looking at the little bottom standing there getting beaten without fighting back, he lowered his head as if accepting the punishment.

Suddenly, Asuka felt that she couldn't be angry at all - instead she felt very heartbroken.

Ahhh! Me, please be normal, me! —Asuka, Asuka, how could you be like this! Hit me! Kick me to death!

"...Don't take it personally, hum..." Gently grabbing Ikari Shinji's hand, Asuka said, "You... a little bit of mental pollution is nothing. I'll just go to the NERV headquarters in Japan and rest. I guess it's not a serious mental pollution, so don't blame yourself so much... Humph, humph! That was a beautiful fight just now! That was my most perfect first attack. If it weren't for you, a useless guy, maybe I could have performed better! But having you, a useless guy, by my side was also a good attack. This is me, Asuka-sama's kindness! Don't worry, even if you hold me back, I can still lead you to victory!"

"As expected of Asuka—her iron shoulders carry the moral responsibility, and her thighs lead to the pit!"

"Hehehe, not bad! - Uh, are you praising me? Use a gentler word next time!"

"Asuka is my half-brother! Father-in-law, please accept my respects!" Shinji Ikari suddenly knelt on one knee and bowed.

"...Get out! You pervert!" For some reason, he was smiling and slapping the other person.

Asuka and Shinji Ikari came out of the LCL and looked pretty good.

"Hey, those cute girls in couple outfits over there... oh, so sexy." At this time, Misato Katsuragi walked over from the armrest of the cockpit.

"Ah, Misato!" Asuka said indifferently: "Next time, don't talk about couple outfits, it's disgusting!"