Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Oh, that's a complete lack of geography knowledge. What? You're even getting into this geopolitics?" Ikari Shinji curled his lips and explained to Katsuragi, "Kisu (Japanese pronunciation for kiss) is nothing serious. Close friends and relatives use this kind of etiquette to express intimacy. Of course, if a man and a woman are so intimate, you have to be careful. You have to ask the woman first. I've asked, and Asuka agreed."

"?!?! When did I ever agree to you kissing me?"

"Let's play Pocky, miss." Shinji Ikari rolled his eyes at her and said, "Isn't that enough to say I agree?"

“!”That’s right.

"Okay, now's not the time to ask you about that..." He felt like a kindergarten principal, but this principal was too... "Why are you playing Pocky?! Who suggested this?! I'm going to let you..."

"It's me, Miss Katsuragi." Ayanami, who had been silent the whole time, gently raised her hand and said lightly, "I proposed it."

"...?! Do you still have any sense of shame or morality? You actually let Rei take the blame for you!" Katsuragi was furious. The kindergarten principal yelled at the two children, "Haven't you always been on good terms? Now you let Rei take the blame? I'm telling you, even if you force Rei, I'll still..."

"No, Miss Katsuragi." Ayanami held up the light novel in her hand and said, "It was indeed my suggestion."

"?!" Ritsuko Akagi was stunned.

This is an issue worth documenting, and even reporting.

Ayanami has gained a certain degree of self-awareness. Although she still has that expressionless look, she has become more and more human.

"......?!!" Like a biased adult, Katsuragi Misato pointed at Ikari Shinji and Asuka and said, "Who of you two made Rei-chan learn bad habits? You're using this 2D garbage to taint Rei-chan!?"

"What does it have to do with me!" Asuka immediately shouted in dissatisfaction.

"I knew it had nothing to do with Asuka!" He immediately comforted Asuka with a few words, and Katsuragi turned his gun directly to Shinji Ikari: "Ikari Nobuki-kun! No, Comrade Colonel Soleimani - are you going to pollute your companions like this?!"

"?! Why do you think it's me?" Shinji Ikari also made an aggrieved expression.

"Who else but you? Who is the one clinging to Li like a dog-skin plaster all day long?"

"...Uh, am I that clingy?"

"So what did you think?!"

"Even if it is, it wouldn't necessarily be me, right? I..."

"It's you! Ikari Shinji, give me a letter of apology to Asuka and Rei. No, two! If it's less than three pages of manuscript, then you can wait for my departure!"

"Hehehe..." Asuka suddenly laughed, as if to say she was relieved. I can't beat you, and I can't call my parents?!

"?! You guys are going too far!"

"Ikari Shinji! - Don't you know how much advantage you've taken today?! Stop playing dumb with me!" Katsuragi Misato grabbed Ikari Shinji by the collar. Since Ikari Shinji wasn't autistic anymore, there was no need to worry about him having a fragile heart. So the carefree lady seemed even more unscrupulous. She grabbed Ikari Shinji and kicked him in the butt with her high heels: "Elbow! Come with me to the detention room! I won't lock you up for half an hour! - By the way, where's the meal?"

"...Over there, your names are written..."

"Give me my share! Get back to the detention room! I'll watch you write a self-criticism!"

"...Isn't that the case?"

Misato Katsuragi carried Shinji Ikari further and further away.

"Heh." Asuka looked like she had gotten her revenge, and she put her hands on her hips as if to let out a deep breath of anger: "Miri is not bad!"

Ritsuko, who was standing by, saw through everything and took out her cell phone to check the schedule - Oh, so it turned out that Intelligence Section 2 was now in charge of the confinement room?

"Heh." Akagi Ritsuko thought to herself: Little girl, you don't know how dangerous the world is. When you think someone in this world is good to you, it's not necessarily true. Maybe there's green...

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"You kicked me on purpose, didn't you? --Misato-san, why do you seem a little bit...?"

"Um~ Shut up! Shut up! - Hurry up!"

157 I Don’t Want to Merge with Him

Mrs. Katsuragi has lived a happy life, at least in the last two months.

She was 29 (not 30, anyway), and had a 14-year-old handsome boy obsessed with her (physics). In a sense, a woman who had made it to this point was considered a perfect life, and the most important thing was that this boy always managed to chat with her.

He doesn't have the temper of a 14-year-old boy at all - ah, of course, he is quite childish.

But Katsuragi felt her life hadn't been lived in vain; according to some, she'd "loved." Ikari's constant direct attack hadn't lasted a single moment, a single slap on the wrist. There was none of that Japanese affectation. While Katsuragi was "confused," "self-reflecting," and "feeling all Japanese," Ikari Shinji, the Soviet Red Army, unleashed a barrage of direct attacks. Just like back then, the Soviet Red Army invaded Honshu, leaving Kanto in dismay. There was no way to fight back.

I've been courting so many times, kneeling on the ground and poking at Katsuragi, a 30-year-old queen—there's no emotional barrier between the two, and no regrets. Every time is a release, every time is a pursuit of each other.

Before Asuka, the big light bulb, came, the two of them often lay together and chatted, and they were like a couple when they were together.

By the time I finished two inspections, it was already afternoon. Ikari's back ached and his legs cramped from writing. Sighing, he went to the vending machine and bought a beer—tons, tons, tons.

"Hey, Shinji-kun - it seems that Misato is really a bit negligent in her duty." Behind Shinji Ikari, the person who greeted him from a distance was none other than him.

It was Ryoji Kaji who appeared quietly behind Shinji Ikari last time, but was pinned to the ground and captured by little Ikari.

"Oh, Kaji-san." Ikari looked at Kaji Ryoji approaching, took out his ID card, swiped it on the vending machine, bought a bottle of beer and threw it over: "Here, I'll treat you - how did Misato-san neglect her duty?"

"..." After taking the can of beer tossed over by Ikari, Mr. Kaji Ryoji, one of the few normal people left in NERV, was speechless: "That's it. I never thought that one day a 14-year-old boy would buy me a beer... Ka! - Ton tun tun."

"Huh..." After taking a few sips of wine, Kaji Ryoji made up his mind, "Shinji-kun, um... do you want to go on a date with me?"

"No, I don't date men." Ikari Shinji gave him a look of disdain. "Have you been in the German branch for too long? Oh, Europe and the United States seem to be doing some LGBT shit. Are you gay? Then I won't say anything more. But please, don't come to me."

"..." Ah, you're a Russian after all? You're so direct, huh? "No, Shinji-kun, of course not—I'm here to ask you to go out and talk with me. About...some things—"

"? Let's just chat, why bother meeting? Let's go—" Ikari Shinji scanned his ID card a few more times, grabbed a few cans of beer and walked out: "Where are you going?"

"..." Why the hell are you carrying so much alcohol? "My secret base."

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Ryoji Kaji's secret base was to privately open up a few plots of land and grow watermelons, which the Japanese dreamed of.

"I am very interested in you, Shinji-kun. There are many reasons, and one of the important reasons is that you are indeed a rare hero, both in the traditional sense and from my personal point of view." Ryoji Kaji lit a cigarette, and then sensibly gave one to the 14-year-old Shinji Ikari.

In the watermelon field, he was tidying up his little world with a cigarette in his mouth.

"So, would you like to hear my story?"

"Oh, of course." Ikari Shinji expressed respect for his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. After all, even if he was a playboy, he wouldn't even touch 14-year-old Asuka. In this sense, he was a mentally normal adult.

"Huh... a long time ago." Kaji Ryoji pretended to think, patted an unripe watermelon, and said, "The world wasn't like this. It wasn't always summer in Japan... Alas. I was still a child back then, and I didn't know that even these daily routines needed to be cherished... Then, the second impact came. Everything changed - the world became chaotic, and order disappeared. My once polite neighbors either died or started to become less than human..."

We will not elaborate on the details of the bittersweet recollection held by Ryoji Kaji, who told the story of how he stole food when he was starving during the Second Invasion, and was discovered by soldiers who beat and killed several of his companions and his younger brother.

"I want to pursue the truth." Kaji Ryoji looked at Shinji Ikari and said, "You have excellent anti-reconnaissance capabilities, and I know a little bit about them too. We are not being monitored right now. I have my own space in this melon field. So, Shinji-kun, are you willing to help me pursue the truth about the Second Impact?"

I have the truth here.

"Huh, that was indeed a big impact on you as a child. It is said that a person's personality will be shaped successfully because of experiencing too many firsts in his youth. Generally speaking, our personality is transformed by our memories." Shinji Ikari put out the cigarette in his hand, then lit another one and gave it to Ryoji Kaji.

Jiachi waved his hand to indicate that he was too old to smoke anymore.

"This is what happened, this is the situation." Ikari Shinji lit a cigarette and said something ambiguous: "If you have any questions, you can contact the Soviet Embassy. If you still have questions, please contact the Chinese Embassy. If all else fails, you can come to me."

"Yeah." This was considered as tacit agreement. Kaji Ryoji smiled and nodded. Then he said, "What about you?"

"Me? I believe you already know my resume—"

"Yes, I know some of it—but some things are not very clear because of the special place you were in before, which was a battlefield. Oh, by the way, I have a message for you. Your friend Sosuke Sagara and your adoptive father Kalinin have both come to Mithril to become mercenaries—do you want me to help you contact them?"

"No need. After everything is won, I will go find them myself. Before that, don't disturb them." Ikari Shinji shook his head slightly, found a piece of ground and lay down directly: "Is there anything else?"

"Well, there's a message for me. The deputy commander said... please get your hair cut, and please stop going too far. Like... if you dare dye your hair, he can't protect you."

"Heh." Then let's give it a try. Tomorrow I'll dye my hair the same style as my mom's. Let's see what you two old assholes dare to do. Xiao Ding shook his head noncommittally.

"I also have personal problems." Kaji Ryoji wanted to say something but stopped.

"Is it about Katsuragi?" Shinji Ikari showed his boyfriend power. He shook his head and said, "You don't have to worry about her. I will take good care of her. If, one day, I die, you can think of taking advantage of the situation. But before that, I will guard her tightly. Emmm, although you may think it's excessive, Katsuragi is mine now, and she feels the same way."

“?!” Is it so direct?

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"...Xiao Zhen, what did you say to that guy Kaji?" In the evening, Katsuragi drove Asuka and Shinji Ikari home. When the car was parked, Asuka ran upstairs by herself, saying that she wanted to be the first to take a bath or something.

The little girl ran away, and the older sister chatted with Shinji Ikari while parking the car.

"Nothing much, just some personal stuff, like the second attempt at the "Remembering the Past" meeting or something." Xiao Ding shrugged, then said, "Just tell him straight away—you're mine. I want him to stay as friends with you at most, and stay away from you."

I@#￥you are a Soviet, why are you so direct?

"Misato, did I... do something wrong?" Suddenly, Ikari looked at Katsuragi guiltily.

"...You little brat!!! I...!!! What can I say to you?" Katsuragi Misato felt that anything she said at this moment would be wrong. After all, she had never had such social experience before. She was probably not as decisive as Ikari Shinji: "Even if you are... we can't expose you, you know?"

"Kajika is quite tight-lipped. He's the last person to be trusted, but human nature can be." Ikari Shinji shook his head and said, "Kajika needs me to do something, so I believe his mental state will not be affected by small matters. Therefore, I told him clearly about our relationship."

"...You, you look really scary sometimes." After parking the car, Misato Katsuragi took the ingredients for dinner from the trunk and went upstairs with Shinji Ikari. "I wonder how many girls you'll trick..."

"The lies are all right in front of you." Ikari Shinji said that he only had so many interests and hobbies: "There are so many people monitoring me, and I have reported them to you, right? I have never done extramarital affairs in school, and I have rejected so many love letters, I..."

"Stop exposing yourself to the sun, it's disgusting! Carry this upstairs!" Misato Katsuragi threw two boxes of beer into Shinji Ikari's hands and went upstairs carrying two large plastic bags.

"Yes, yes, Sister Misato is the uncrowned queen of our family. Long live Her Majesty the Queen."

Xiao Ikari was very attentive, and Katsuragi was relatively satisfied.

This evening.

Xiao Ding took some medicine, exercised a bit, and slept as usual.

I seem a little tired in the dream. Some dreams are just so tiring.

"You're really gross."

In my dream, I heard someone cursing Xianjie.

Xiao Ikari saw a person standing in front of him.

Almost exactly like me, except a little... effeminate.

"As a boy, you're actually having an affair with an old woman like this—and you're actually so happy about it! You're truly shameless."

158 Ikari Shinji Returns from Cyberpunk

I don't know when it started, but women began to develop a sense of chastity. And generally speaking, society's expectations are slightly stronger than those of men. For example, if a son gets a girlfriend early, parents will be furious, wondering why he's allowed to date someone prematurely. But, yeah, that's quite capable.

But if it is the daughter who falls in love early and has a boyfriend, then besides being angry, one will feel something like - the cabbage is being eaten by the pig.

The mood of parents whose son is getting married for the second time is completely different from that of parents whose daughter is getting married for the second time (generally speaking, but if it comes to receiving the bride price, that is another story).

"...What's with your pigeon-toed feet? Stand up straight! Chest and head high, stomach in, hips lifted! Act like a man! Stop being so effeminate..."

Even though Ikari was dreaming, he felt viscerally uncomfortable when he saw himself acting like a sissy in his dream. Looking at himself acting like a sissy in front of him, it felt like... how should I put it, he might be kidnapped by Nagisa Kaworu at any moment!

Transvestite—yes, that word is worth it! Although Xiao Ding was very reluctant to admit it deep down, he still admitted it deep down in his heart—the other "self" in the dream standing in front of him was really a transvestite.

"Ah!—what are you going to do—"

"Stand up straight! Like a woman—"

"! I don't have any!"

“… ‘People’?!”

Shinji Ikari punched his dream self, he couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

After beating her for a long time, she was beaten to tears. It felt like the nymphomaniac in all those evil, depraved, mind-controlled, brainwashing stories. After a beating, she raised her hands in surrender.

This effeminate Shinji Ikari, wearing bandages, an eye patch, and combat uniform, cried and said that he was from another world.

RE Ikari Shinji.

"...Hmm? Sorry, I've seen Asuka from another world before. I didn't expect to see myself from another world again. Hahaha, it's really impressive."

“You, you get up from me first…” The little bottom in the RE version is a real little bottom, and he is shy even when he refuses – that is, he is a sissy.

"Oh, oh, sorry, sorry." The handsome boy in this world was the dashing and heroic version, lowering his fist from the other person's body. He stood up from the other person's body and said, "I didn't expect that we would just meet... No fight, no acquaintance. Well, if you're a man, you should open your heart and mind, and not be petty."

"That's a woman! I'm a man!" The RE version of Shinji Ikari has the temperament of a little woman.

"...Is your world the world of 'Reversal of the Concept of Chastity'?" Ikari Shinji suddenly looked envious and jealous, slapping his thigh and saying, "I'm not bragging, if I went to your world I would have killed hundreds of people long ago! Hahaha, ah... I'm so envious. A life where you can earn money just by lying on the bed with your legs spread, and there's no mental burden. Well, I guess I can make a lot of money, and the whole school will be my fuck room..."

"How shameless!" Pah! He slapped Shinji Ikari from this world hard. The RE version of the bottom could no longer tolerate what Shinji Ikari from this world said.

"...You hit me?" Ikari Shinji stroked his natural face, a face that had never been made up, painted, or smeared with makeup, in disbelief. His rage instantly reached maximum, but not because he'd been hit, but because, "How could you hit someone without any strength at all! That's what you call a slap!"

"Eh!?" The RE bottom was so scolded by Shinji Ikari from this world that he lost his way.

"Hit me harder! Your sissy slap is nothing! - Hit me harder!"

"Eh?! You, you're not M, right? So disgusting..."