Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Pa!" Ikari Shinji slapped the RE bottom, making him see stars: "Use this power to hit me back! Or I will kill you!"

"Woooooooo..."

The King of Cruelty will be cruel to the end even if he meets himself.

The two sides slapped each other for about three rounds. Finally, the Red Army version of Shinji Ikari nodded with satisfaction, holding his swollen face. "That's more or less okay—Hey, you. Apart from the "Reversal of the Concept of Chastity", is there anything different in your world? Um... Let me ask you first, is your world destroyed?"

"Yes." Covering his face, the beautiful transvestite boy, who had been beaten even more miserably, blushed and teared. He looked at his completely unreasonable self in another world. The RE bottom wanted to cry, tears welling up, but he could only answer tremblingly: "My world, because of Asuka, Ayanami Rei, and other women who didn't take responsibility - it was destroyed."

"? Tell me about it."

Basically, Shinji Ikari was mentally corrupted, and Asuka and Rei Ayanami refused to fight. They even shot a bullet in front of Shinji Ikari's window, leaving behind the classic line "I am so low-class."

"? I don't understand, I totally don't understand." Red Army Ikari Shinji looked at the RE bottom in front of him, completely unable to understand Ze: "How could there be such a world line? Oh, everyone I know is in a vegetable state! And he's still thinking about masturbating in front of the hospital bed? What kind of world line is this made up by the screenwriter? Pull him out and shoot him!"

"Hmph... Girls are such low-level creatures." The RE version of the bottom seems to have a problem with women... Ah, I feel it! Isn't this the male version of Asuka?

"What about the end?"

"The mass-produced machine won, the world was destroyed—Asuka got on top of me and tried to strangle me to death. So I traveled through time…"

"...!?" Red Army Ikari was bewildered. He couldn't smoke right now, or else he'd have to have a cigarette to calm down. "I... know an Asuka. Uh... let me introduce you. In our world, the concept of chastity is the exact opposite of yours. Men shoulder more social responsibilities. When things go wrong, men fight, men die, and men die more than women. Of course, they also own more of the means of production—it's what's known as a patriarchal society. Um... within this context, there's this Asuka in another world who says the exact opposite of what you're saying. Shinji Ikari is choking Asuka..."

"How shameless! It's clearly her fault!"

"That's right?" The Red Army version of Ikari laughed and put his arm around the RE version of the bottom's shoulder. "But none of this matters anymore. I've already coaxed any version of Asuka. Um... I want to ask you, in our world, because the woman is pregnant, the bad man can run away. But in your world, what do bad women do? They have to get pregnant, right?"

"? Yes... yes..." Looking at the fist of Red Army Xiao Ding, RE Xiaoshou dared not say: "I feel strange, because it is the pregnant party who can control the final timing of the child's appearance. Shouldn't the woman not let the man know, secretly get pregnant and give birth to the child. Then throw the child at the man's house and spread the news that the man was pregnant before marriage?"

"...Alas, after all this time, in the end, we still have to rely on public opinion to create pressure." Red Army Xiao Ding was quite emotional. As expected, the social personality still triumphed over other personalities: "Hey, you are like this... Well, I'm not bragging, I am still quite confident in my appearance. I am in your world... If I were to sell it. Oh, by the way, I am a Soviet hero. I am such a big official. I am going to sell it in your world - of course. Right in school, you said I..."

"It's really, really obscene! I can't bear to listen to it anymore! I'm leaving now. I wanted to warn you. It seems that you have completely fallen. I, I'm leaving now..."

"Don't leave." Red Army Xiao Ding pulled the red-faced RE Xiaoshou who was about to leave. You come and go just like that? "I have one last thing to ask you."

"...What's going on? Tell me?"

"...In your world." Ikari Shinji thought for a long time: "Is there someone named Kaworu Nagisa?"

"...Yes, he betrayed me. But, he was my lover." RE Xiaoshou's face was full of nostalgia.

It seems that Kaworu Nagisa in one of the worlds finally succeeded - it should be a relationship similar to yuri, where everyone knows about it but no one cares, right?

"Get out! Fuck! You're so fucking disgusting!" Shinji Ikari kicked the RE bottom on the butt.

"!!! What's wrong with boys liking each other? It's girls who are disgusting!"

"Get out! Get out of my world! You sissy!"

Finally, after a big quarrel.

They calmed down with each other.

They could argue back and forth, and the Red Army player Xiao Ding finally calmed down because the opponent's bandage had loosened.

A prosthetic hand was revealed.

The Red Army version of Ikari's pupils instantly dilated, and then he grabbed the RE bottom's neck and stared at him.

really.

At the back of the neck, I found... a slot.

"You..." Shinji Ikari was overjoyed. Thinking carefully, it was true. Adam had it, the Mage system had it, the EVA had it, the line between soul and body was becoming blurred—wouldn't the next step be Un-Fly or G-Fly? The emergence of cyberpunk was only natural, wasn't it?

In EVA's worldview, if the Apostles can truly be defeated, then research on them will surely be a huge boost to future technological advancement. Similarly, a world with a tube inserted behind the head is likely the only way forward under current technological concepts.

"Your world is actually a cyberpunk world?!"

"Yes, yes... I am one of the best drivers. In my world, after the second impact, this technology has developed rapidly. I don't know what cyberpunk is, but... if you want to talk about this technology, yes." RE Xiaoshou looked helpless.

"Wow, that's powerful!"

"...Not at all. There's not much of my body left that's mine. For fighting..." The RE version of the submissive shed tears of sorrow: "When Xun-kun died, my two artificial eyes couldn't even shed a single tear. Do you really think this world where you want to cry but can't is good?"

"...Come on, let's have a good chat." Shinji Ikari felt that a certain degree of assistance was good. This feeling of EVA + Ghost in the Shell was really: "I am really getting more and more interested in your world. Asuka jumps in front of me every day, saying that she is a great scientist! - You have already turned into an electronic chip, tell me about the field of technology! I can show off it too. Hey, aren't we both Shinji Ikari? We should share each other's happiness -"

159 Come, Sweet Death

He is a "sissy" when nothing happens, but a "Shinji Ikari" when something goes wrong; he uses people as he pleases, but doesn't use them as he pleases; he forgets his principles when he sees profit, is easily tempted by other people, is tempted by money, and forgets his friends when he sees beauty.

"...It's disgusting. I don't have that many functions." The RE version of the bottom comes from EVA, where the concept of cyber chastity is reversed. He said with a disgusted voice: "My functions are all used to drive EVA."

"Can you... tell me, does your version of EVA have a slot?" Shinji Ikari didn't quite understand.

"Yes, enter from here." RE Xiaoshou gently pointed to the small slot behind his head: "First, use the external storage device to connect the brain-computer, and then here-"

RE Xiaoshou pointed to his waist again and said, "Insert the 'Soul Interface' so that you can better control the EVA."

"? Better control? Can you break through the 400% critical point?" Red Army Xiao Ding was shocked. After thinking for a moment, he said, "I once got lost in the plug at 400%. If it weren't for Mom, I wouldn't have been able to come back. Have you broken through this critical point?"

"?! No." RE Xiaoshou was stunned for a moment, then laughed awkwardly, "I've been transformed for a long time. My brain-computer and soul socket allow me to have a synchronization rate of around 85%."

"……?How many?"

"A full 85 percent! What about you?"

"...Tsk." Even if I were to lick Yui Ikari's ass, I'd still be better than you at brain-computer integration: "My synchronization rate is around 95%."

"?!impossible."

"What's impossible? You're in my soul world, so you should know I'm not lying. Besides, what good would it do me to lie to you?" Suddenly, the scene changed, and Red Army Shinji Ikari hugged the RE version of the little bottom and said with a smile: "I say... my dear self in another world! You don't know, when I heard about your pain, it was like a knife stabbing myself again. The pain is in your body, and the pain is in my heart. Wuwuwu... My dear other self, I will definitely avenge you when I have the chance! But before that... it seems that your synchronization rate is 85%, so there is no mental pollution, right?"

“…Yes, basically none.”

"That's quite high indeed." Shinji Ikari pondered for a moment. He felt that humanity's future would only be meaningful if it were left in the hands of humanity itself (@FlameCaptain). He could only pave the way: "The future of humanity lies in three possibilities: genetic ascension, mechanical ascension, and psychic ascension."

In some mod world lines, there is also lustful ascension.

"In my worldline, if we study the abilities of the Apostles, genetic ascension is more likely. If the EVA wins, and we study the EVA's plug-in ability, psychic ascension is more likely. Now, with you here—my dear alter ego—even mechanical ascension is possible. No matter which kind of ascension it is, it is only an auxiliary means for the future of mankind."

In fact, if you are awesome, you can master all three systems at the same time!

"Considering all that... and considering all the mess that's already going on in the EVA world." Lucci (the boss of Seele) actually has tubes inserted into his head, and his body has been significantly modified (in the old movie). He's just trying to hang on, to "survive" no matter what, to meet the Human Instrumentality Project. "Your cyberpunk technology is really good. You can tell me everything you know. Um... you'll tell me, right?"

"…Why are you raising your hand?"

"If you don't agree, I'll beat you up and drain your soul! Flush it into the sewer! Let me tell you, I'm vicious even to myself. If you're not ruthless, you can't stand firm. If you're not ruthless, how can you be worthy of such a beautiful country!"

"?!?!"

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On this day, Shinji Ikari remained silent.

It seemed as if he had suffered a blow, and also as if he was thinking about something.

After normal study and training, he moved a chair.

After informing Misato that he could leave first, he came to the landing pad of EVA Unit 01. After the maintenance of EVA Unit 01 with the logistics staff was basically completed, he borrowed a guitar and started singing to EVA Unit 01.

"I know, I know, I let you down."

"I made myself look like an idiot."

"I thought I only had myself to live for, but after all the pain I've been through, it's time for me to respect the things you cherish at all costs."

"So I was filled with so much sadness that I felt like the best thing to do was to destroy it all and disappear forever."

Several uncles from the logistics team seemed a little strange.

This beautiful young man who usually looks sunny and full of vitality seems to have lost all his dreams overnight.

"What's he singing?" A team leader, who looked to be in his fifties or sixties, looked at Shinji Ikari, who was playing and singing, and didn't quite understand. "You know what, this little song is pretty good? Is it in English? Oh, isn't he from Russia?"

"I don't know." The other teams' 30- and 40-year-old men collectively shook their heads. "It should be in English. Why are the Soviets singing in English... well, I don't know. But the singing is certainly acceptable—what is it?"

"If I knew, I would be a team member here? I'm going to go to Todai, okay? -Okay, we're almost done, let's pack up and get ready to go...Um, what about Shinji-kun?"

"I don't know. If he likes it, let him do it. He has an ID card that allows him to enter and exit here anyway. His rank is much higher than ours."

Several uncles are leaving.

"Oh, Colonel Katsuragi." Several uncles saw Misato Katsuragi standing outside the tarmac.

"How long has he been like this?" Misato Katsuragi, with Asuka who had not returned home either, looked at Shinji Ikari who was sitting at the foot of EVA Unit-01 in the distance, playing and singing by himself.

Nagisa Kaworu said: Music is the greatest invention of Lilin (humankind) and it can cleanse the soul.

You can also show off and look cool.

"It's just begun—uh, Ichizo, should we go get him for you?"

"No need, you guys go first." Misato Katsuragi shook her head.

"Is that guy sick?" Asuka knew English, quite a bit to be exact. After hearing the specific lyrics, she felt uneasy. "I already thought he was abnormal today, but now I think there's something wrong even more! Is that guy sick again? Give him the medicine quickly!"

"It shouldn't be a seizure. He's not having a convulsion." Katsuragi Misato shook her head slightly, frowning. "The lyrics...did I hear them correctly?"

"Yes, that's what you want—depressed!"

This is what makes me feel so hopeless. Everything has turned to dust. Everything... has fallen apart, shattered, and vanished.

Let it all come to nothing, just like that, leaving me disappointed, leaving me disappointed, leaving me disappointed!

"If I lose the trust of the people I love, I can't live. I know..."

[I am so disappointed, so disappointed, so disappointed...]

As Asuka listened, her heart tightened, and her entire soul seemed to be ripped away and merged with the song. It was as if she was not standing by the side of the audience, but Shinji Ikari who was singing and playing the guitar in front of her.

"...?! Asuka, what's wrong with you?"

"No, nothing... I just feel... very... strange."

"This song is a bit brainwashing...ah, don't cry?"

"Where am I crying...eh?"

Asuka is one of those beautiful girls who can't control herself, easily acting out of impulse. For example, crying is a privilege of a 14-year-old. They have the right to cry for no reason, but... sometimes children aren't necessarily less thoughtful than adults.

"What's going on? Damn it, how...what's going on..." Asuka burst into tears, wiping her tears with her hands, and finally took out a handkerchief and wiped them randomly.

It took a long time for Asuka to come back to her senses with the comfort of Katsuragi.

"That guy is such a jerk! I'll go make him shut up..." Katsuragi supported Asuka outside the door, but to be honest, she was still a little confused: "What's wrong with this guy? Why... is he dressed so strangely?"

After a closer look, I had never seen Yui Ikari before, so I had no idea what she was. Katsuragi saw someone wearing a white coat, a purple shirt, and her hair was a little long, dyed a jujube brown. She was playing and singing by herself, really...

"Da da da da——"

Just as Shinji Ikari was still singing "let me down" and "tumbling down", a group of members from Intelligence Section 2 ran over.

They are all women, so Xiao Ding can't bring himself to kill them.

"Hu...Hu..." It seemed that she had rushed over eight hundred miles after receiving the order. The head of the Intelligence Section 2, Ono Miko, walked in front of Ko Ikari who was still singing.

To be honest, she ran all the way here, listening to Xiao Ding singing the whole song through her headphones. She could honestly say: It was really good.

but!

"Third most suitable candidate." This title was already very formal. Ono Miko nodded slightly to Xiao Ikari, then made a gesture of invitation: "Please come with us, the deputy commander wants to see you."

"What are you doing? Singing? I'm not allowed to?" Shinji Ikari looked like he was stopped by the police for morning exercise.

"I agree." Ono Miko nodded, then said, "Go back and change your clothes and get your hair done. The deputy commander ordered me to come here immediately... Shinji-kun, please forgive me."

The last sentence was quite moving, saying a lot of things a spy shouldn't say. The 30-year-old woman, wearing a black suit, black sunglasses, black leather shoes, black tie, and black belt—the only thing white was her shirt—was practically tearing up behind her sunglasses. "My monthly salary is less than a tenth of yours, and that's even before you factor in bonuses. Life alone is tough, and I'm not getting any younger. Could you please let me get my monthly bonus? And don't deduct any more from my pension. I have no one to support me!"

After saying this, Shinji Ikari felt that the seven or eight female intelligence officers of the Second Intelligence Section who followed Ono Yoshiko had all fallen into the pain of capitalism, which was middle-aged, with no hope of marriage and a bleak future.

"Uh... what's wrong with me, Sister Miko? How does changing my look have anything to do with your salary?" Xiao Ikari acted very innocent.

"I don't know either! How would I know so much!" Ono Miko casually pulled out a pair of scissors, and each intelligence officer behind her held some haircutting tools. "I'm going to make this clear today! Stealing someone's money is like killing their parents. If you change your hairstyle back to the clean-cut Soviet Red Army style, I won't say anything. But if you don't, everyone here today will lose their three-month bonus! If you sit here today, I'll cut your hair, and you change into this white coat, and we'll live in peace. Otherwise, how are you going to support us for the next three months?"

It's not impossible. I really want to infiltrate Ikari's base - the intelligence department.

It’s not a bad idea to have a few beautiful female spies, but spies have never had much loyalty.

"...Just get a haircut, why are you causing such a big reaction?" Ikari muttered, looking at the older sisters around him who were looking at him with resentful eyes. It seemed that he had indeed cut off their source of income. "Well, I can actually do it myself with just a knife... Hey, what are you doing?! Hey, work is work... What are you touching!"

Katsuragi Misato watched her man being groped by a group of people his age. His clothes were all taken off, leaving only his purple shirt and a pair of pants. He was also held down by several old ladies from the intelligence department (around 30 years old). This feeling was really...

Well, is this what it means to be cheated on?

"Hey! What are you doing!" Misato Katsuragi was thinking about life, but Asuka didn't want to beat around the bush and just ran over.