Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

“…” Hannah Arendt looked at the boy in the video.

Melancholic, low-key, and handsome! Beautiful! — for a medical professional. From his tight T-shirt, you can tell he's an Asian boy with abs.

Slurp, wipe your saliva - be careful when watching the video, otherwise you will be targeted by the FBI.

“…Hehe.”

"Hmph hum~~~"

"Wow, that's cool!"

"Tumbling down! Tumbling down!"

When Asuka's father came home, he found his wife humming a song without stopping.

"...? Honey, what are you doing?"

"Oh, Jason?" Seeing her old man come back, Asuka's stepmother showed the video to her husband: "Look, this is Asuka's boyfriend - Asuka said he wrote a song specifically for her."

"? Are you kidding!" The old father heard that his daughter had a boyfriend and immediately said, "Is there such a good thing? Oh, Asuka has finally grown up... Let me see. Japanese?"

"They say...the Soviets."

"Soviet? Hmm... a bit of an accent... But this... wow, that's pretty interesting. Send me the video - it's pretty good, right?"

About three days later.

Xiao Ding's video was uploaded to YouTube.

How could the reviewers of Youtu.com know who the UN official is? Besides, the American boss is posting videos on it, and you are just a confidentiality officer of NERV... I won’t delete it unless you are reported.

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Shinji Ikari didn't know any of this.

When he just became famous, the apostle came again.

9 month 11 day.

In the morning, 8:30.

"roll."

Misato Katsuragi said this to Ryoji Kaji.

"Uh, I'm here to hand over my work properly—"

"Name, age, work ID, and document report for handover! - If you dare to talk to me in this tone again, don't blame me for enforcing security regulations on you!" Misato Katsuragi kicked the filing cabinet behind Ryoji Kaji.

With a bang, a high-heeled shoe print was kicked out.

"...Forget it, Kaji-kun." Akagi Ritsuko, who was standing by, smiled, looking at the expressions of her best friend and her male best friend, and her smile faded. Luckily, since no one was around, Akagi Ritsuko said softly, "She's fallen in love with someone else, so why don't you act like a man? Let go when it's time. After so many years, can't you let go?"

"He's just a scoundrel, a playboy, and a bastard!" Katsuragi Misato spat fiercely, but her tone quickly returned to calm, and she even smiled. "But it's not bad. Even if the handover of Unit 2 is over and you're fired today, you can still be an excellent gigolo in Japan. With your level, your ability is average and limited, but you're thick-skinned enough and should be very popular."

"..."

Once you see it clearly, you will look down on it.

"The transfer order came a few days ago." Kaji Ryoji smiled bitterly and said, "Ah, if that's the case, Misato, you seem..."

"Don't be so affectionate." I was afraid Shinji would misunderstand. "If you're a colleague, please address me by my last name and position. Call me Katsuragi Ichizo!"

"Hayi, Katsuragi Ichisa-sama." Still not ready to give up, Kaji Ryoji thought, what could possibly happen between a child and an adult? He'd been cuckolding Katsuragi for years, so he might as well find a transvestite to play with these days. Worst case scenario, he could find one himself. The story of Gyoou Niki!

Sooner or later, Katsuragi will come back again...right?

"Alright, if you have nothing to do, just leave here. This is the meeting place for the internal staff of NERV's Japanese branch. You, a transfer from outside, don't have the necessary qualifications to enter!"

"Oh my, oh my, for the sake of our old classmates, could you please not be so..."

"Get out!—or I'll call the intelligence department!"

"Okay, okay, I'll get out of here right now - By the way, Ritsuko, are you free tonight? I'll buy you a drink." Ryoji Kaji quickly admitted defeat.

"Um... sorry, I have an appointment today." Ritsuko Akagi smiled awkwardly.

"? Who can invite our Ritsuko?"

"Um...Xiao Zhen said she was going to have a party at Misato's house today and invited Maya and me to go, so I'm sorry."

"?!"

Am I being cheated on so badly?!

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"i know, i know i've let you down..."

Although it is not a European or American hit, it is a sad love song sung by a cute boy who speaks standard (Soviet) English.

Shinji Ikari was attacked by two people when he went to school that day.

"Teacher! Wuuwuwuwuwu..."

"...? What are you two doing?" Ikari Shinji saw the two generals, Kensuke and Touji, kneeling in front of him, and felt complicated: "Are you two okay?"

"Wow, Mr. Ikari, please accept us." The two held up their smartphones and said in envy and admiration. "We want to be YouTubers too—you're a Soviet colonel, a Soviet hero—if you don't need a pension, just give us the chance to become famous and make money without doing anything."

"? What is that?" Shinji Ikari took a closer look and saw a video on YouTube on their mobile phones.

More than 120 million likes and more than 300 million views.

That’s him in the video, playing and singing “Come, Sweet Death”.

"?!" After all, it is the EVA world. The European and American hits are not popular yet, but this song became popular first - after all, it is a world line where Wei's mother has some abilities, and this orientation is also a bit more casual.

"Hmm?" Ikari Shinji watched the video and turned to look at his good girlfriend: "Asuka, you uploaded my video online?"

“?!?! It’s true that I took the photo… but it wasn’t me?! Wait, let me call Mom! Ah, why is she so disloyal? I told her not to pass it on to anyone else!”

"...Tsk, I get it. A woman's [I'm only telling you, don't tell anyone else]?"

161 Synchronicity training requires other training methods

The music angel arrives, and Shinji Ikari, Asuka, and Rei Ayanami are urgently called back to NERV to stand by.

"...Wow, this is quite interesting."

During the operational meeting, Xiao Ding looked at the report on the big screen in front of him and whistled: "Apostles are really getting more and more fancy nowadays, aren't they?"

The Angel of Music, the two-in-one Angel. Ikari remembers last week's Angel being a bit chubby... well, it's hard to say. He was pretty round, but this Angel of Music has sharper edges.

The painting is full of powerful characters. I always feel that all these apostles have become stronger. Why? I am stronger after traveling through time, so are you apostles also stronger? Look at this music angel, he looks like a music Godzilla.

Can transform from one into two.

Shinji Ikari looked at the apostle in front of him and felt a little strange.

"According to a message from the battleship Zhenming, at 10:00 this morning, an unidentified object was spotted diving rapidly 500 kilometers off the coast of the Kii Peninsula. Based on its blue wavelength, it has been confirmed to be an Apostle."

"All personnel are on full alert. Mass evacuation has begun." This time, they weren't heading to Tokyo-3, but had strayed onto the Kii Peninsula. Katsuragi, the highest-ranking officer at the operational headquarters, issued orders to a group of young men and women: "Tokyo-3 hasn't fully recovered from the previous attack. The Angels will likely advance towards Tokyo-3 after landing. Headquarters requires that the enemy be kept outside Tokyo-3's defenses. Unit-00, Unit-01, and Unit-02, three EVAs, attack together, alternating between cover. Any questions?"

"No." The three boys and girls shook their heads in unison.

"Well. If there isn't any—" Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki looked at Shinji Ikari, who had already had his hair cut, and his mentality was no longer so broken. "Begin the battle, establish a defensive stronghold, and start the attack!"

"There's a small problem." Shinji Ikari raised his hand and made a battle statement: "This time's Angel looks... um, a little strange?"

"Oh, Ikari-kun, what's so strange?" The old man was quite amiable.

"It's not the apostles' strange looks. Honestly, each one is more bizarre than the last." Little Ikari's identity as a time traveler was evident. "It's something else: look at this view of the S2 mechanism core. Isn't it a little too strange?"

"Oh? So, it's not just a simple red S2 mechanism..."

"It feels a bit chaotic, hard to say." Xiao Ding said softly: "Can we request an N2 thunderbolt to carry out a saturation attack?"

"No. N2 series weapons should not be used on land unless absolutely necessary."

"? Then why wasn't it used on the sea? Isn't a distance of 500 kilometers enough for reaction time?"

"Uh...it's definitely not enough, because the higher-ups have to verify it. Only with the UN's order can the ZPJ deploy the N2 delivery vehicle."

"...Tsk, bureaucrats." Xiao Ikari scratched his head, speechless. "Okay, the bastard politicians above are arguing, then fine, we high-level cannon fodder will die. This makes sense--"

Fuyutsuki Yukimasu said nothing because there was nothing much to say.

"Well, Shinji-kun!" Misato Katsuragi ignored Shinji's complaints and gave an order: "You have more combat experience, so you will be the main attacker."

"I accept the mission, but first let me tell you one thing, the captain elected by our team is Asuka."

Asuka, who had just heard Misato let Shinji be the main attacker, was originally very dissatisfied and angry, but suddenly she heard Ikari Shinji praising her to this position - she instantly showed an expression like Haru Sanshi Niang, who said "this child is teachable".

"Ahem, that's right! Judging by my IQ, I'd be the captain..."

"But judging by battlefield experience, Shinji-kun, who has been fighting for ten years, is undoubtedly more suitable." As the leader of the children, Katsuragi Misato sometimes needs to display her leadership qualities—you are all in the small kindergarten class, and I am in the large class! "In normal times, you can intensify your training. It's not ruled out that you are much more talented than Shinji-kun or have a natural leadership temperament, but right now you need to learn in battle—Shinji-kun, as the main attacker this time, has the temporary authority to dispose of this operation."

“…” If Old Ikari was here, he would just say coldly “obey orders” and the matter would be over.

But since Misato Katsuragi is here, she has to break her fragile heart and take care of Asuka.

"Even if I have to teach Asuka some little knowledge temporarily, I think Asuka will become the center of the team sooner or later, there is no doubt about that. I'd better be the second person - right, Asuka?" Ikari Shinji coaxed.

"Don't treat me like a three-year-old! I still know how to work as a team! You're disgusting, idiot!"

"Then, Rei - you come to cover the rear and assist Shinji-kun." Misato saw that this side was over, and Ayanami was the one who was less of a worry.

"Hayi." The most gentle promise, but it contains the most firm determination! - If anything goes wrong, I will blow myself up to protect Shinji!

Ah, what a great motherly love this is.

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On the one hand, the entire Kii Peninsula was evacuated in large numbers, with countless private cars and government vehicles forming long queues and quickly evacuating to other parts of Japan.

Meanwhile, self-propelled tanks rolled in, and various armed police invented by Area 11 were deployed to supervise and monitor the situation, maintaining basic law and order. Tanks moved to their designated destinations, and warships followed them around the open sea. In the sky, long-range bombers carrying N2s continued to fly non-stop, as did three UN transport planes specifically designed to carry the three EVA machines.

The command vehicle was parked far away beyond visual range, and Misato Katsuragi once again explained the tactics to the three people still on the transport plane in the sky.

The time is 12:30.

The apostles are about to come ashore.

"This is the situation. You all know the terrain in advance, and you've already observed it from the sky." Misato Katsuragi said to the others in the command vehicle, holding the phone. "Three EVAs deployed simultaneously in combat is unprecedented. This is a good opportunity to test coordinated operations—Shinji-kun, please! Asuka, Rei, please!"

Generally speaking, human beings are divided into different levels.

Shinji Ikari is coaxing his girlfriend (predestined), and on the other hand, it is also because Shinji Ikari's girlfriend is awesome.

"For this first battle against Japan, I can do it alone."

"Asuka, what's about to happen is a life-or-death battle." Shinji Ikari advised from inside Unit-01: "I can't win without you. We both don't feel comfortable with you going into battle alone."

"Oh my god! Why are you everywhere? I'm going to sweep across Japan like I did 70 years ago!" This was an extreme statement. The other Japanese commanders and technical bureaucrats present recalled the days when the retired emperor's voice and appearance were still fresh in their minds: "Three of us fighting one? No matter how I look at it, it's not honorable!"

"You're wrong. Didn't you see the one-on-one duel between MacArthur and the Japanese Emperor? Of course, I think Japanese Iaijutsu wouldn't be able to defeat American Iaijutsu in a one-on-one duel."

“……? What is American Iai?” How could I, an American, not know this?

"Just empty the magazine?"

"Pfft..." Asuka laughed out loud.

"Besides that," Ikari Shinji continued to persuade him kindly, "Have you heard of the Three Heroes versus Lü Bu?"

"Who? Never heard of it."

"...Three against one for justice! You don't understand! Our cause is just!" Ikari Shinji looked at the apostle in front of him and said, "You two hold the line in the back while I launch a probing attack. No matter how I look at it, I feel like there's something wrong with this apostle—"

"Alright, alright—let's get started!"

"Okay." Misato checked the time and the distance to the landing of the Apostles. The transport plane had been circling overhead for a long time. "Operation begins!"

“Crack—whoosh…”

A gigantic robot, eighty meters tall, was dropped from five thousand meters. The inseparable connection between man and machine reminded Xiao Ding of the August 1st military exercises in Western countries.

"Non-combatants, evacuate the designated area at full speed!" The transporter carrying the power banks and weapons to the EVA was unmanned, but the designated area was too large, and some inspection personnel, although located in a remote area, had not had time to evacuate. But who knew how the battle would turn out, so a statement had to be made before the battle began. Katsuragi Misato didn't want to take the blame anymore: "The battle begins!"

"Yes! Asuka, provide covering fire! Ayanami, prepare the second team to respond."

Once the fight starts, there's nothing more to say.

The three of them worked in perfect harmony. Shinji Ikari, brandishing his particle-handled sword, launched a tentative first wave of attacks against the Angels.

The apostles were also very powerful - they soon became the Three Pure Ones together.